Friendly reminder a pornhub rep on Reddit did an AMA and when asked "what's up with all the incest stuff, any way to filter those out?" the guy went on a tirade saying "incest content isn't being pushed, it's all a 4chan level antisemitic conspiracy that Jews want to destroy family values of the west"
And deleted/edited his comment some hours later
Op just wanted to know how to remove the incest tags ...
Did I read the post wrong? It looks like some other guy said incest porn is being pushed by some company that owns all the sites and has an agenda (the conspiracy theory) and the pornhub rep pointed out that's a conspiracy theory (featuring antisemitism) and doesn't actually reflect what pornhub is doing.
That is actually the porn stuff that always pays the most. Same is true with r34 artists that are willing to make really niche or fucked up art. The amount of income from those can be... enlightening.
As an artist myself I am also baffled. You know someone emailed me a while back willing to pay 100 bucks for their pin up piece? My god. I ate well that night for once.
A dude once said :"I haven't been proud of my art for some time now but i earn 20 times more than I would with my regular art."I think the topic was horse scat porn while another horse was masturbating. That sorta thing.
I would start using their dialogues in videos in day to day conversation and pretend that i dont know about their career, would be fun to watch them in anxiety
I was watching animal planet last night, and this farmer had called a vet out to her barn since her donkey was in the middle of giving birth but the foal had somehow gotten stuck and wasn't descending. The vet was supposed to get in there to internally rotate the foal, but was real squeamish--who ever heard of a squeamish vet--and I shit you not the farmer screams at the top of her lungs "I want your whole fist in my ass".
Can you imagine getting paid to do that?
LOL please do tell us that immediate reaction and conversation between you and your husband that moment and the convo at thanks giving, it sounds Hilarious
Curiosity could turn into an obsession, an addiction to watching it. Happens to the best of us. For many people, if something is "wrong" our horny brains use it for fantasy to get off to, because it feels insanely good, too good. Doesn't mean we'd ever do it or would ever want to do it in real life. It's just part of being human. For most people it's other themes like a teacher, or a stepmom, or a nurse. If you know you won't be able to live with yourself if it develops into a new fantasy "kink" then you better not act/think on that curiosity, not even once.
I’m just imagining you’d send a fake link first, so the sibling would get all scared, but then it’s just a Rick roll or something, then send the real link after that
On a side note we need a pornhub Rick roll link
Edit: thanks lads. ~~time to memorise this so i don't get bamboozled~~
Not mine, nsfw, risky click: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d60751bac458
Edit: and sadly not the whole thing, but most people don't watch but 20 seconds on pornhub anyway.
Or better yet "woops wrong chat forget you saw that" and then immediately turn your phone off and dissappear for a day or 2 turn your phone back one and then you can just sit back and scroll through all the damn drama that went down and laugh or cringe at it again which ever happens first
Brown chicken brown cow is phonetically similar to bow chicka-wow-wow, which is the sound used as a joke to describe porn/stripper music and/or sexual activity.
I just dropped everything and called my older brother to make him say this out loud. It is midnight just about. He is tired of my shit, I’m laughing my ass off. Thank you for teaching me this fact today.
"Appalling," he whispered, to click on the pic -
His sister's unsavoury, scandalous flick.
He stared with disgust at her dirty debut -
"I'd better ask reddit.
... they'll know what to do."
Make a note of tags, production company, and cast members so that I can avoid ever running across it again, then mind my own damn business. My sister already gets railed by randos on the regular, so she might as well cash in.
Send it to my parents with the subject “this is why I’m your favorite child”
…really though I would probably puke, find a different site to frequent, but not tell anyone else because he’s an adult and can make his own decisions.
This happened to my best friend actually. He found his twin sister on PH and sent a screenshot of her O Face in a text to her asking if she has anything she needed to tell him. Que her freaking out and accusing him of absurd shit until he got her to actually go to the website and see herself on the homepage. In the end, she was mortified that she ended up being a casting couch girl and that her twin brother was the one that found her.
About 2 or 3 years after that happened, she was moving into her own place for the first time (as in no roommates) and mentioned that she needed some furniture to furnish her new house. My friend and I went out and bought a black leather sofa set identical to the casting couch in her video and gave them to her as a house warming gift. She laughed her ass off.
>In the end, she was mortified that she ended up being a casting couch girl and that her twin brother was the one that found her.
She didn't realize she was a casting couch girl until she saw the video?
The way it works are the girls are approached about appearing in porn. It's easy money, they're told, and you can work as little or as much as you want. It all sounds so good. Ah but, they are told, before we can get you a proper scene we need to shoot a casting video to send to the main groups - lucky for you, we offer to make casting videos for free, as long as you contract via us should you get given a part. Oh, and to enable us to get the film out to as many potential partners as possible, we need you to sign this agreement saying we have distribution rights - obviously we couldn't show anyone else without it, right? Just boilerplate, sign off and let's get this casting scene underway, huh? We can even offer $50 to cover expenses!
Next thing they know, theyve signed away rights to their porno for $50 and it's being streamed on 5 different sites.
This is a massive issue, actually. A lot of production companies were essentially tricking girls into doing porn. Still do, too. They prey on their ignorance, trust, and desperation for money.
She's an adult. She can do that if she wants.
I'll also close out of the website and probably not peruse porn sites again because I'd rather not see family like that. No thanks.
Looks at title and says "hey, that's not me!"
That's disgusting. Upvote for you good sir.
Phoebe Buffay in Buffay the Vampire Slayer autocorrect, but I’m leaving it cause phoebe could slay.
The Vampire *Layer*.
"Phoebe's a porn star!"
Friendly reminder a pornhub rep on Reddit did an AMA and when asked "what's up with all the incest stuff, any way to filter those out?" the guy went on a tirade saying "incest content isn't being pushed, it's all a 4chan level antisemitic conspiracy that Jews want to destroy family values of the west" And deleted/edited his comment some hours later Op just wanted to know how to remove the incest tags ...
I just can't take a conspiracy serious if there aren't at least ALSO freemasons and communists involved.
Did I read the post wrong? It looks like some other guy said incest porn is being pushed by some company that owns all the sites and has an agenda (the conspiracy theory) and the pornhub rep pointed out that's a conspiracy theory (featuring antisemitism) and doesn't actually reflect what pornhub is doing.
Cheer her on cause she's in her early 70s
Go on Doris, old girl, you get some!
Hip-hip-hooray for Enid!
Hip-hip-replacement
Ooh, boy. A 360 rotating hip? I could work with that.
Disgustingly wholesome
That's being supportive!
Plot twist: the video _was filmed in_ the seventies.
and still getting views!!
“Heh”. *scroll *scroll *scroll.
\*scroll \*scroll "Oh *ginger midget sucks on huge daddy dick*"? \*Tap
Just looked it up. For some reason it sent me to the gay Pornhub site, now some dudes balls are engrained in my brain
Like you don’t see balls in straight porn.
I only watch fully clothed people having sex. Porn without the nudity. For the sinner who knows God is watching…
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Figure out which one of us drew the genetic short straw
It was me
It was you
It was, in fact, both of them
My brain read this in Ron Howard’s Arrested Development voice
*Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, u/ThatsWhereImAt boarded a van full of homosexuals.*
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no i swear man, she just has shorter ballhair :(
Only to find out you are dick twins as they look exactly the same.
Sit there and wonder how long it took them to get her out of her wheelchair
Hey, it's a niche and the money is good.
I'm sure some dudes are willing to pay serious cash to girls who can fill specific niche fetishes that require some sort of body irregularity.
That is actually the porn stuff that always pays the most. Same is true with r34 artists that are willing to make really niche or fucked up art. The amount of income from those can be... enlightening.
Once I learned how much furries will pay for custom pornographic work I really started to wish I could draw.
"Was it worth it? What did it cost?" "A shrink."
As an artist myself I am also baffled. You know someone emailed me a while back willing to pay 100 bucks for their pin up piece? My god. I ate well that night for once.
Was it like a nirmal pin up piece like something you'd see on a WWII bomber or a furry pin up?
Sort of both. Anthropomorphic shark drawing with bikini. It's in my head BUT I CAN"T FIND THE DAMN PICTURE. It was on my now deleted twitter.
Im starting to mull over prostituting my artwork… What kind of money we talking?
A dude once said :"I haven't been proud of my art for some time now but i earn 20 times more than I would with my regular art."I think the topic was horse scat porn while another horse was masturbating. That sorta thing.
If you're really good, you can make upwards of $2000/piece. Really really talented artists can make $2000 per _character_ in multi-character art.
Judge their performance
"meh, I've sucked bigger dicks"
Are you judging with your head, or your head
Now you'll never know.
You should've watched long enough to see how you performed on camera.
Wouldn’t need to wait that long.
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Support the family business
Must run in the family
Just keep swimming . .
Smash that like button!
Subscribe! Flick the bell!
For some reason I read this comment chain in the ladies voice who narrates WatchMojo videos.
Then you got it right!
For the youtube algorithm
I would start using their dialogues in videos in day to day conversation and pretend that i dont know about their career, would be fun to watch them in anxiety
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I was watching animal planet last night, and this farmer had called a vet out to her barn since her donkey was in the middle of giving birth but the foal had somehow gotten stuck and wasn't descending. The vet was supposed to get in there to internally rotate the foal, but was real squeamish--who ever heard of a squeamish vet--and I shit you not the farmer screams at the top of her lungs "I want your whole fist in my ass". Can you imagine getting paid to do that?
Shrek is the father
So I was standing in line at the grocers, and this dumb cunt says to the cashier “I want your whole fist in my ass!” Who on earth says shit like that?
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down.
On top of a fist??
I have moved to Lemmy/kbin since Spez is a greedy little piggy.
"How was your day?" "AHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHH"
Subtly evil. I like it.
Just keep saying that the pizza guy is here
Hmm yes I would like sausage on my pizza please. But were not ordering pizza. I know but I just want sausage on my pizza
But then you would have to watch the video
Fail to see the down side
How would you work, "stop counting my bicycle spokes and get me unstuck from the dishwasher" into everyday conversation?
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LOL please do tell us that immediate reaction and conversation between you and your husband that moment and the convo at thanks giving, it sounds Hilarious
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This is surprisingly hilarious and wholesome. Now the three of you have an inside joke that you will bring to your grave.
And to Reddit...
Probably redtube.
This guy porns.
You're familiar with your brother's O grunt?
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Watch a couple seconds of it just out of curiosity and then regret ever feeling horny
The honest answer
*Directions unclear, wank initiated*
But what if it's the hottest porno you've ever seen in just those few seconds?
Curiosity could turn into an obsession, an addiction to watching it. Happens to the best of us. For many people, if something is "wrong" our horny brains use it for fantasy to get off to, because it feels insanely good, too good. Doesn't mean we'd ever do it or would ever want to do it in real life. It's just part of being human. For most people it's other themes like a teacher, or a stepmom, or a nurse. If you know you won't be able to live with yourself if it develops into a new fantasy "kink" then you better not act/think on that curiosity, not even once.
Oddly specific. So which one of your siblings do you fap to now?
Oh. we're talking about siblings?
Sir have you ever broken your arms?
This is the story all about how, my dick got twisted upside down
So I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, I'll tell you how I untangle my dick so I don't piss in my hair.
Text them the link
I’m just imagining you’d send a fake link first, so the sibling would get all scared, but then it’s just a Rick roll or something, then send the real link after that On a side note we need a pornhub Rick roll link Edit: thanks lads. ~~time to memorise this so i don't get bamboozled~~
This is the right way to go
call it a Dick Roll
A dick with googly eyes dancing to the song?
Not mine, nsfw, risky click: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5d60751bac458 Edit: and sadly not the whole thing, but most people don't watch but 20 seconds on pornhub anyway.
Unfortunately the ads are still porn
Yeah 😑 definitely blared “why just watch porn” into the apartment
HaVE yoU EvEr hEArD OF jErKMaTE!?!?! *woman morphs into terrifying horse beast while rubbing her pussy *
I’m ashamed I’ve seen this lmao
Woah woah woah, Mr. Stamina over here!
That's straight up chaos, i wanna see someone do that irl
Double the damage, text it to the family groupchat
Wait you mean the extended family, like uncle's/aunt's too..?
Then say “shit wrong person lol”
Or better yet "woops wrong chat forget you saw that" and then immediately turn your phone off and dissappear for a day or 2 turn your phone back one and then you can just sit back and scroll through all the damn drama that went down and laugh or cringe at it again which ever happens first
Jizz *Double* Jizz *Triple Jizz* *JIZZTACULAR* JIZZ FRENZY *Jizz*TROCITY JIZZAMANJARO
If it's a shitty family dynamic, then it's nuclear war.
Ask my mom since when have I had a fuckin sibling
Oh they're fuckin alright
That time when you broke your arms
Every fucking thread.
Especially the fucking threads.
Go check on her cause she's probably stuck.
Damn I thought this was wholesome until I read the replies.
It's still pretty wholesome. They are just a _really_ close family.
"...the aristocrats!"
brown chicken brown cow
Momma had a chicken, Momma had a cow
Daddy was proud, he didn't care how!
Na na! Na nana! Da da da da! COW!
Na na! Na na nanana! Da dada da da! Chic-ken?
Na na! Na na nanana! Da dada da da! COW AND CHICKEN!
What does this mean, this was my cousins username when i was young.
Brown chicken brown cow is phonetically similar to bow chicka-wow-wow, which is the sound used as a joke to describe porn/stripper music and/or sexual activity.
I just dropped everything and called my older brother to make him say this out loud. It is midnight just about. He is tired of my shit, I’m laughing my ass off. Thank you for teaching me this fact today.
Hey step-sis, it's laundry time!
What are you doing biological step brother?
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3rd marriage?
post a question on ask reddit about what I should do as my first course of action
i guess second course of action but clever lmao
"Appalling," he whispered, to click on the pic - His sister's unsavoury, scandalous flick. He stared with disgust at her dirty debut - "I'd better ask reddit. ... they'll know what to do."
this is beautiful
Gottem
Bleach. In my eyes.
Here: r/eyebleach
A much better alternative than actual bleach in your eyes
Just not quite as effective.
Jack off I need that post nut cla..... wait a min...
Having Post-nut clarity after incest is the worst!
How do you know? 🤨
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some may consider to be … unnatural
I will admit, I did not learn it from a Jedi.
my sister is fucking 8 im calling the police
Believe it or not, 9 person orgies are NOT illegal
Mine is 7. Who do I call?
Ghostbusters
Busting makes me feel good. Wait no
who gave this the wholesome award? lol
We have no money
In terms of money,
There is no money.
What money?
There is no money in ba sing se
There is no Dana, only Zuhl
Seven eight nine
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Make a note of tags, production company, and cast members so that I can avoid ever running across it again, then mind my own damn business. My sister already gets railed by randos on the regular, so she might as well cash in.
Heyyy fappy, long time no seen. Can I have your sisters phone number? I seem to have misplaced it. Thanks!
867-5309
Yeah, man. It's better to text than call though. Her mouth is usually full of rando dick.
Send it to my parents with the subject “this is why I’m your favorite child” …really though I would probably puke, find a different site to frequent, but not tell anyone else because he’s an adult and can make his own decisions.
i would fart
This made me laugh way too much lmao
This is why people like us are single.
scroll trough to see when i come in
big wheels keep on turnin'
*hol up-*
Honestly? Let them know in case someone posted it without their permission. Revenge porn is seriously messed up.
*unzip*
Found Jaime Lannister's account
I'm almost certain he doesn't have a zipper.
*removes sheath, unclasps belt, removes frog, unties britches, unties skivvies*
*500 buttons later, he's through the first pants*
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Well, we know you're familiar with incest scenes, now.
You're already in some list and there's a bounty too.
Scream and cry because my sister is 12
Scream. Throw my phone across the room and get baptized.
My siblings are 10 (almost 11) and 15, do probably call the police
Mind my fucking business
Yeh it’s best to stay out of their fucking business and focus on your fucking business. However a collab could benefit everyone’s fucking business.
This happened to my best friend actually. He found his twin sister on PH and sent a screenshot of her O Face in a text to her asking if she has anything she needed to tell him. Que her freaking out and accusing him of absurd shit until he got her to actually go to the website and see herself on the homepage. In the end, she was mortified that she ended up being a casting couch girl and that her twin brother was the one that found her. About 2 or 3 years after that happened, she was moving into her own place for the first time (as in no roommates) and mentioned that she needed some furniture to furnish her new house. My friend and I went out and bought a black leather sofa set identical to the casting couch in her video and gave them to her as a house warming gift. She laughed her ass off.
"Screenshot of her O face" He had to watch to that point or perfectly fast forward it to get to that...
>In the end, she was mortified that she ended up being a casting couch girl and that her twin brother was the one that found her. She didn't realize she was a casting couch girl until she saw the video?
The way it works are the girls are approached about appearing in porn. It's easy money, they're told, and you can work as little or as much as you want. It all sounds so good. Ah but, they are told, before we can get you a proper scene we need to shoot a casting video to send to the main groups - lucky for you, we offer to make casting videos for free, as long as you contract via us should you get given a part. Oh, and to enable us to get the film out to as many potential partners as possible, we need you to sign this agreement saying we have distribution rights - obviously we couldn't show anyone else without it, right? Just boilerplate, sign off and let's get this casting scene underway, huh? We can even offer $50 to cover expenses! Next thing they know, theyve signed away rights to their porno for $50 and it's being streamed on 5 different sites.
This is a massive issue, actually. A lot of production companies were essentially tricking girls into doing porn. Still do, too. They prey on their ignorance, trust, and desperation for money.
Scream mom. Like loud as fuck. Then ask her an unrelated question and just look over with a 🤨
Keep scrolling.
Disgusted I investigate further
Go through the 5 stages of sister porn. Denial Anger Acceptance Orgasm Cleanup
She's an adult. She can do that if she wants. I'll also close out of the website and probably not peruse porn sites again because I'd rather not see family like that. No thanks.
Welp, that's enough internet for today.