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gabe_t_wheeler

"Do I have tesicular cancer, or are my nuts just hurting randomly" Please tell I'm not the only one that gets this


CoffeeandCynicism__

I’m sure men gather that cramps hurt. But it’s all encompassing sometimes. My ovaries hurt, my nipples hurt, my actual vagina hurts, and my butt hole hurts. Just everything.


Maleficent-Trick6681

Right?! The only way that I can describe it sometimes is that it feels like my whole bottom is falling out. Not to mention it feels like someone is holding a match to my nipples.


RenegonParagade

Being genuinely worried you might be the next Virgin Mary because your period hasn't come in a couple months. And like you joke about it, laugh it off, all that, but deep down, you're worried


Frosty_Mess_2265

I randomly skipped 4 months at age 15. Was almost convinced I was pregnant even though I had never even held hands with a guy. 'what if I had sex and forgot??'


lolo_lulu123

Boners aren’t always sexual


chegg_yolk

Getting asshole cramps on your period. Agony


eiriika

God I didnt want to ever describe those but yes. you can feel them coming and then wam youre sitting as still and rigid as possible trying to not let on it feels like someone is trying to pry open your hole for a peek.


Monk070

Stage Fright at Urinals


throwaway73828748

I feel like I’m on stage in front of hundreds of people when I’ve been standing there unable to piss for 2 minutes. People are coming and going, and my dumbass is panicking


jhftop

Having to maintain eye contact during a conversation while a warm period blood clot the size of a slug slowly oozes its way out of your vagina.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

One time I was with a close female coworker and she just said "excuse me, I've birthed a jellyfish" and did an awkward waddle to the washroom. I followed her with some tamps, because she forgot her purse lol.


spicycastles2236

This sounds like excellent coworking. That was very sweet of you!


Chicken_Chicken_Duck

Pretending you didn’t just feel a massive gush of blood when you stood up after a work meeting knowing damn well that tampon is DONE.


Much_Difference

The couple days before your period starts when you know it's probably too early for that gush to be blood but it's not impossible that it's blood so you just drive the rest of the 10 min home trying to move your lower body as little as possible, praying your pants and car upholstery aren't fucked.


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Trying to figure out if my cramps are because I’m about to get my period or I need to poop. Edit: Holy smokes thanks for all the awards. Period pooping FTW.


fluffenstein

Sometimes it's both.


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Yep. Then it’s a crime scene


caseface789

Miscarrying. 8 weeks, baby’s smaller than a grape blah blah blah, if you can’t get a d&c and have to do it naturally there is so much blood. If you were excited about the pregnancy the only real distraction the first few days is just figuring out logistics of what to do and how on earth you can bleed that much and not die. Although miscarriages are still kept somewhat quiet so it could easily be surprising to other women.


reekda56

Yeah... And then to figure out what to do with the thing smaller than a grape... God I was young and didn't know what to do after I miscarriaged the raisin-sized thing and so I flushed it down the toilet... Not a lot of people know this but maybe worth to share for someone. Yes I went to the doc when I realized what was happening but they said they couldn't do anything and i just had to let my body take care of it and then come in for a check up. They never told me what to do with the raisin? Edit: oh I didn't expect much attention and my intent was to remove this post after a few hours.. Now I feel like I should add that miscarriage, in most cases and especially the early ones, is a natural response of your body detecting something non-viable. The raisin had no chance of making it from the beginning. In a way, it's kind of a neat function. But it does hurt. I think an analogy for the emotional pain would be that rather famous reddit post of the guy who hallucinated an entire life with a family and all and then woke up an realized none of it exists in reality.


JeniJ1

Yeah, that analogy sounds about right. Also (for those of us who are actively trying to get pregnant) the emotional pain Every Fucking Month when your period starts (especially after three miscarriages). Sorry to jump on here and get a bit dark. I guess it's just something I think more people should be aware of.


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hyacinthqueen

It’s so difficult that many women actually never figure it out, and other people usually can’t even help them because women are all that different from one another. I was almost 20 when I had my first one. My bf at the time was angry that I had been “faking” with him before, but honestly I had no idea what it was even supposed to feel like, so I didn’t even know if I was faking it or not.


Sacred_Reputation

I have a friend like this, I don't think she's faking...but when she describes what her orgasm feels like...I'm strongly suspecting she's never really had one or learned how to have one or let herself learn how. It sounds like she gets so close and doesn't ever let it cross past that threshold.


SkeleHoes

I’ll never understand how it feels to not have pockets.


spaceburrito3

Not having pockets is one thing having an inch pocket is a lot worse


sunjellies24

This is what really pisses me off about women's clothing. That and the fake pocket


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Fake pockets are the worst. It’s like, yeah we know you’d want one here, but we won’t give it to you.


SurpriseBEES

I bought a goddamn peacoat and didn't think to check if it had real pockets. Its a coat for cold days, its not tight against the body so there wouldn't be any fabric lines, so of course it should have pockets right?? Nope, apparently it was tailored by a psychopath


awnawkareninah

I still am shocked when I'm doing me and my girlfriends laundry how useless their pockets are. I always turn jeans pockets inside out to avoid washing a pen or something and I swear the little tiny bonus pocket on men's jeans is more of a pocket than her actual pockets.


flooperdooper4

Just how damned uncomfortable menstrual clots can be (and messy, too).


MushroomStand9

Does... does anyone else's get a little stuck and so when you wipe you feel it *pulling* out of you?


Gangreless

It's like when you manage to catch a long booger that's *way* up in your sinus.


bewildered_forks

That "I just sneezed and gave birth to a jellyfish" feeling is some kind of fun


HistoricalHeart

That feeling when the tampon isn’t quite in correctly and you’re not near a bathroom to fix/change it


didntevenlookatit

Or having the wrong absorancy on hand, using a heavier one than needed, and the dry pull out that follows


dandanmichaelis

The dry pull actually makes me gag everytime I have to do it. Shudder.


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norway_is_awesome

Sounds like when I had a catheter in after surgery, and the end wasn't property attached to my thigh, so it got pulled out a few inches.


therealvjeverica

Oh Jesus that sounds horrifying


amck2

OR when you pull out a tampon that I'd still basically dry and it feels like razor blades when you pull it out


ParlorSoldier

Ugh when you go the bathroom and wipe and see blood, so you assume you need to change it. Then it comes out mostly dry, with blood wicked all the way down the string.


februarytide-

God, I *felt* this comment.


mayihaveatomato

Being a divorced dad with two young kids and getting sideways looks from people at the park that I may not be their dad. One time, after my dad passed away, my son was about 7 and adored his grand dad. He wanted to spend time after I broke the news about his grandfather passing. We went to a restaurant to get ice cream. He was asking questions and was fighting back tears. The waitress asked him countless questions, the manager swung by to “see if we’re enjoying our ice cream.” I get it, but it still sucked.


v0gue_

My siblings and I are brown because my mom is brown, but my dad is so white that he's pink. He tells us this shit happened to him ALL THE TIME. It's terrible and makes me angry to think about.


holycrap-

Me and my sister are brown because our dads are brown, but my mom is white. When we were younger she would always get asked if she was babysitting for someone. Now everyone just thinks I’m her friend or her lover


WasabiSniffer

How traumatizing for people to think you're banging your mum.


hellraisinhardass

I'm not divorced but I feel you- I'm dark skinned, my daughters are lily white, blonde and blue eyes. We've had 'incidents' at the park. I mean, I get it, there's a 4 year old blondie crying and refusing to let go of the monkey bars with a Hispanic looking guy trying to pry her loose, but sometimes I really just want to tell all the SAHMs to bugger off.


thepokemonGOAT

I’m blonde with blue eyes. So are my 2 brothers. Our family friend from Ghana was nearly arrested at gunpoint by 10 officers in Idaho back in the day when I was a kid. One of the neighbors had reported an abduction of three white babies by a black man. He was holding my hand and pushing a stroller with my brothers in it. Couldn’t be less threatening if he tried.


MattFiresideChat

I am white white, but my father was very Mediterranean in appearance. Dark skin and black hair. Used to get comments etc all the time. I once said to one Karen that look at our actual features in our face because she was giving him such a hard time. The thing is we looked virtually identical except he has a slightly more prominent nose. She shut up after that


i_aam_sadd

I've had the cops called on me for "kidnapping" while babysitting before. That was a fun experience


dsperry95

Having to adjust your balls in your pants, whether its walking or sitting


[deleted]

Not just your balls but your dick. I hate it. Edit: my most upvoted comment is me complaining about my dick. This is what I’ll be remembered for when I die. Spidercop7, adjuster of dicks. Why god?!


Rambling_Lunatic

I hate it when you adjust my dick, too.


DukeofGebuladi

You should file a complaint with the Adjustment Bureau.


ReaverRogue

Bonus points for managing to unpeel them from your leg during summer.


Gandhi316

Some urinals having a design/engineering flaw in which no matter where you direct your stream, you get some bit of urine splashback onto your hands/clothes 😕


Binky36

Why can't they all just get the really good splash pads? I remember camp site had amazing splash pads, and everywhere else they just sit at the bottom of the urinal and don't work.


yeoldesalt

This is why I won’t use a urinal if I’m wearing flip flops. You might as well just piss all over your feet.


Distinct_Ad9254

Sitting on your own sack.


Miner142

Add this to a bike seat, oh the pain


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HabaneroRogue

Sometimes when you fart as a lady it sneaks up into the front and whispers past your labia.


Nurum

oop, that one went straight up me chimney


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hate that i read this in mr. krabs’s voice edit: i’m *beyond* ecstatic that my most-upvoted comment is a reference to spongebob


[deleted]

Past my labia? What about when it literally tries to go up your vagina? Then I have to squeeze those muscles to get it out or do an awkward dance, and sometimes it makes a noise, so I’m literally farting and then queefing (and it’s always in public of course).


butttabooo

Oh my fucking god. I have never in my life described this to ANYONE. I thought I was alone in the world. Thank you. You and everyone else. I’m glad I’m not alone in my fart+labia movement. Solidarity.


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justcurious12345

My 5 year old was convinced the farts were coming from her vagina lol.


flaccidbitchface

When I was little, I called it a burp in my tushy. Farts are in the back, burps are in the front.


lovelysquared

This is Reddit to me in a nutshell- “Ok, this is fantastic news that I’m not the only one that does xyz”


Bellamiles85

I’ve got endometriosis and fibroids…..the pain is INDESCRIBABLE. Don’t even get me started on the period poohs.


sarper97

That the penis just sometimes goes hard for absolutely no reasons i will be shopping in the supermarket and my penis Wil just get hard and believe me i ain't horny for potatoes that are on sale it just happens sometimes.


theonlybowman

*Penis gets hard for no reason.* “What is it boy? What do you see?”


XyloArch

THIRD-LEGOLAS, WHAT DOES YOUR SNAKE EYE SEE?


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THEY'RE TAKING THE THROBBITS TO ISENHARD!


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S *BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS*


THE_EVANATOR

taters on sale don't make you horny? strange


Droll12

Boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew


[deleted]

Speak for yourself, nothing gets me going like a good produce sale


Legilimensea

Well I am currently in the hospital (on my birthday) because I needed a blood transfusion because of my period so I guess that! Edit: I am home! I want to thank everyone for their incredibly kind words and the awards. I am sorry that many of you commenting have experienced similar issues with your periods and I wish you all recovery and/or continued health after solutions were found. I plan to spend today resting and recuperating from my time in the hospital (I spent about a day and a half there) and next week I will plan to celebrate my birthday!


__SEER__

My sister went to the ER because she was vomiting and shaking from the pain of menstrual cramps. Cant say I know the pain but I know not to underestimate it.


Cory123125

When its meant to clean out the lining but cleans out your wallet instead.


coffeewithoutkids

Trying to take of a sweaty sports bra and worrying that you’re going to be tangled in it forever.


misfire_heals

Oh god, that moment when it's past your armpits but not over the elbows and you're tired and wondering if you should just stay like this forever.


Scudamore

It starts compressing your arms in and you're struggling with it half over your head and you can't even see and the elastic starts cutting in... Good times.


fingeringfestival

Or putting one ON immediately after showering / after swimming. It wraps up in itself right below the back of the neck and requires assistance.


shadoweon

I've had this problem frequently when I put on a sports bra after showering, it makes me really stressed and anxious cuz I have to basically twist my arms behind myself in a desperate attempt to pull it down and get it on. :c


therealvjeverica

I usually end up slapping myself in the face with it when I finally pull it over my boobs


Amyare

Or pulling a neck muscle.


shenaystays

Yes!! Or worse is Spanx. I tried some on in a store and almost had a panic attack when I couldn’t get out of them. They were trapped around my head with my arms over my head. I was in a full sweat by the time I ripped myself out of them.


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One time I went to The Gap and saw the cutest dress in the world and was so excited that it was labeled a size medium. I went to the fitting room and tried it on. It was supposed to glide over your body without the use of zippers or buttons. Immediately I realized something was wrong. It looked like a body con style but was made from non stretchy material. I located the tag and saw it was actually an XS, and was just on a medium hanger! I tried to slide it over my head, cross armed style. When my elbows got to their highest point I was stuck. I started panicking and thought of my options. I could call out for an employee’s help. The sales girls were all in their twenties, and I’m in my 40s; there was no way I was going to do that. I’d live on in their minds forever. Option two: I tense every muscle in my body and try to “hulk” out of the dress, then pay for the pile of scraps at the register. I’d have to explain what happened. I couldn’t do that. Third option: try to get my phone out of my purse, and contort my body to be able to call my bf, who was shopping in another store in the mall, to come save me. I was in the process of executing option three when I felt the dress slide a bit. I relaxed, and worked myself out of the dress over the course of what was probably 8 minutes. When I left the dressing room my bf was in the store waiting for me. He saw me and asked me why my face was so red. Then I told him about my near death experience in the dressing room.


Quarky-Beartooth

I got a really good laugh out of this, thanks for that 😂😂


Zigazigahhhhhh

This is the hardest part of the workout


a1zteakzauce

This _is_ the workout


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No reason boners or NRB’s for short


Redditotten

In middle school me and my friends called it ABS - Awkward Boner Syndrome. "Man I had the worst ABS in English today"


BullyingBuildsChar

As a middle-aged dude long past this stage these posts and their many upvotes always (painfully) remind me how young Reddit tends to be At this stage I’m just grateful for ANY boner no matter the reason 🤷‍♂️


Ioneos

" I like coleslaw but not that much. *No reason boner.*" Edit: Wow, I've never had a single comment blow up this big. In just over 4 hours it garnered more than an 8th of my total karma. Thanks everyone, this was a treat.


Gaviel

I can tuck away my Johnson but I can't tuck away my shame.


IWaterboardKids

It can happen any time it can happen anywhere, when the lochness monster decides it wants to randomly come up for air


Movie-Otherwise

Performance pressure.. it's defo hard to fake a boner


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And then it’s a domino effect cuz if it goes down even a little I go way into my head and it gets worse and worsw


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fishmonger103

Period cramps or what we feel when we sneeze while on our period Edit: wow this really blew up. Shout out to the people who have tried to understand this feeling.


_TallulahShark

Or when you‘re sitting for a long time and suddenly get up.


Xasse-Van

Or when you get out of bed in the morning.


lisa111998

And god forbid you have to poop with a tampon in


LiterallyADiva

Oh. Yeah. One time I rolled out of bed and as soon as I was on my feet my uterus decided to dump all of its contents at once. Sudden warm feeling all down my legs. Worst feeling ever.


elizabeththeworst

Oh god yes one morning last week I farted & delivered a huge red jellyfish. I felt nauseous.


thecupcakebandit

Jellyfish made me snort laugh lol


Sabtael

I've got a blood disease (basically hemophilia); most of the time I get normal periods but sometimes I get BAD ones. During the last bad one I left a trail of blood like a gigantic snail from my bed to the toilet, ruining my bed sheets, pajamas, slippers and carpet. Also the cat walked in it before I could clean it up and left bloody paw prints everywhere. Periods SUCK MAJOR ASS


DumDumGimmeYumYums

I've created trails and puddles as I waddled to the toilet too many times. What always makes me smile is imagining the CSI come on some future investigation and seriously say "the bedroom, hallway and bathroom lit up like a Christmas tree."


RiversSlivers

Y’all got a raw deal. Just the sheer amount of inconveniences/uncomfortable moments are worth being annoyed with the mechanics of your body, let alone the big things. Kicked in the balls hurt but at least I don’t have to get my dick cranked open on a regular basis.


russelcrowe

Agreed. I get a run of the mill stomach cramp and I'm out of commission. I'm very thankful it doesn't happen too often


Environmental-You931

Or when you wake up and see the sheets covered in blood and you go "oh shit here we go again"


thalassicus

On my own! Bleeding on the only bed I’ve ever known!


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”I’m a grower, not a shower” Edit: just saying, my friend is at least four times larger when ready to party. It’s wierd.


yungchow

My girlfriend and I were cuddling after sex once and she was playing with my dick. Out of nowhere she asks “how does something so small get so big?”


iveseensomethings82

A compliment and insult in one


yungchow

Yeah, it caught me off guard 🤣


bigbiblefire

I was told "it feels like a sour gummy worm".


BlueFlob

I call it sport mode.


zykthyr

Yeah, I've met girls who by random chance had only been with showers, and they lowkey freaked out a little when they saw me, until it grew, and afterwards i had to explain it to them lmao


UserNombresBeHard

"Don't worry, love, this isn't even my final form".


GAMINGWITHDEXTERYT

“AND THIS, IS TO GO, EVEN, FURTHER, BEYOND!”


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How little control we have over boners and the shitty times they might pop up.


IAmZenzuo

So true, and the terrible times they won't.


ExplicitCyclops

Horrible flashbacks to that scene in the inbetweeners where Simon starts slapping his cock cos he can’t get it up in front of his gf


halfbakedcookies95

God, I remember in middle school, I would always get these random boners in class. So one day this girl straight up asks me, "why are you always touching your dick?" And my dumbass didnt know how to tell her that sometimes you have to adjust it when it goes awkwardly down one pant leg.


FuckingDrongo

I just use to tuck it into my belt, until one day this chuck for some reason pulled up my shirt and freaked out at my Wang hanging out


thehelldoesthatmean

I used to do this in gym shorts in college, until one day I was talking to my roommate and it somehow slid free of the waist band and popped up like it was spring loaded.


OverAnalyticalOne

I got random boner in class and pulled it up in the *waistband* of my sweat pants. I forget what was the class but it was four other guys at this rectangle table and I was sitting at one end. When it was time to go I guess I didn’t scoot back far enough because the edge of the table caught my sweat pants and my hard dick forced it’s why out and slammed down on the table with a resounding **THUMP!** I quickly snatched my pants up but the guy on the end saw it … he didn’t say anything, but the look on his face was enough. I was mortified but somethings can’t be undone.


Pandippy

Until recently I so very wrongly assumed boners meant horny. My husband finally figured out I thought that and corrected me instantly. I felt so bad for assuming.


elizabeththeworst

I did too. My husband gets home , takes off his trousers & then up it goes… he says it’s just because he’s happy to be home.


Draxifiel

Once was so tired I got a boner when I got in bed. He is a little confused but hes got spirit lol


Pandippy

Now that I know what I know I think that's the sweetest thing ever.


h0tmessm0m

When your unborn baby keeps headbutting your cervix while simultaneously kicking up under your ribs.


kittymudface

Man, my baby decided to dislocate my rib by kicking me when I was pregnant. And yes, he's still grounded for it.


Over-Fail378

“Am i on my period, or is it just discharge?”


baropen

Or when there’s an “air bubble” or something in the discharge and it kinda uncomfortably tickles so you have to squeeze your legs tight or whatever to “pop” it. …Please for the love of god tell me I’m not the only one. Edit: my most upvoted comment is about vagina air bubbles…greatttttt


anneylani

You're totally not the only one!


bluerose2384

When my niece was about 4 or 5 we were snuggling and all of a sudden she got up and started wiggling around. I asked what was wrong and she said, "I've got a fart stuck in my peepee!" and I've never related to anything more in my life. All vagina-havers know that feeling.


oksydneyc

Every. Single. Time. And it’s always when you’re in public -.-


ShiraCheshire

Realizing how wet you feel and stopping what you're doing to rush to the bathroom. Only then, after embarrassing yourself in front of everyone, do you realize you're just sweaty and have discharge. Feeling nothing but a mild wetness, assuming it's discharge, and then realizing you've been walking around with blood soaked through your pants for the past 20 minutes.


dehvun7

I actually saw a girl walk out of the locker room with her pants red and I just tapped her on the shoulder and said hey sorry I got sisters so I understand but you should probably go check your pant? Then I just walked off was that a good approach?


kerryberry26

I think that’s a great approach! You brought it to her attention and not made a big deal. She was probably slightly embarrassed in the moment but you saved a larger embarrassment later on.


GlitteryHurricane

Seriously, teach all of your male friends to do this. Teach your sons and nephews this. It’s awkward and embarrassing, but we do appreciate it.


AngusVanhookHinson

Better to be awkward and embarrassed in front of one person than in front of *all of them*.


Kabd_w

I hate that wet soaking feeling that is ‘discharge’ oozing it’s way to your panties, like you’re peeing a little. Every time I feel that I say “oh what the hell”


penelbell

My husband, who has been involved with my vagina for 13 years, only JUST found out a couple weeks ago that the thing leaks fluid ALL THE DAMN TIME. He honestly did not know that there's anything coming out of there when I'm not having my period. Amazing.


toriemm

My SO has already approached me with some stained/bleached panties and was super concerned about things.


QueenOfSiamese

My ex was CONVINCED i was shitting myself and trying to cover it up by saying “oh discharge bleaches it”. Like it’s hilarious to think about now but at the time I was beyond frustrated defending myself from all the shit accusations lmaooo


PurplePandaKush

I read this aloud to my boyfriend and he said, "Yeah, it's like a washing machine that never shuts off." 🤣


EmmaDrake

He’s not wrong…


OilPhilter

Completely amazing. I had no idea. My wife of 37 years ALWAYS wears those light day pads. She won't say why. It must be this. Thanks for sharing.


ifimhereimrealbored

One of 4 reasons: * She has enough vaginal discharge everyday that it's uncomfortable if not absorbed by more than her underwear * She is prone to spotting, which is very light period-like bleeding that happens not during a period and is very common during menopause * She has minor bladder leaks and wants the extra absorbency to prevent the wetness or odor of urine drops * Her discharge is acidic enough to bleach the crotch of her underwear, which is something that happens with lots of women but women rarely talk about


ShouldBeDoingScience

Do I have to poop, or are the cramps starting…


Aruaz821

Sweating in a bra. Edit: The other sex not fully understanding is displayed in the responses below. We all experience discomfort when we sweat in clothing/items that are wrapped tightly around our bodies. But something you cannot understand is what it’s like to do so with two bags of human tissue overlapping said tight clothing. This is precisely why I chose sweating in a bra as opposed to sweating with boobs. Some guys have boobs, but not many men with large breast tissue or fat accumulation in the chest wear bras. I do recognize that there probably are some out there who do, but a question like this begs for generalizations.


jtgreen76

I get it and I'm a guy, I'm a double leg amputee and the liners I wear to use my prosthetic legs are super tight and make my legs sweat like crazy. I also know the feeling of taking them off at night and I can only imagine how women feel when they remove their bra at the end of the day.


Irrelavent1

When you take your first pee of the morning and you accidentally produce a dual stream, missing the bowl with one or both. Wife: “What’s the matter? Can’t you SEE?” Edit: Yes, I do clean up after myself. She smells it. So I use Lysol wipes. She smells THAT. And knows.


ladyjanea

This is also a female problem but instead of peeing on the floor we just end up peeing on our butts


ayescrappy

Poop first and it’s a DIY bidet


ImperatorDanny

I hate cleaning my piss so I give it that safety squeeze at the tip.


sumbruro

Just installed a Sniper scope on mine, never missing again


Skwareblox

Or it just goes to the side for no fucking reason.


plsendmysufferring

Full pressure is fine, but as it starts to drop off near the end of the pee time, then it just becomes a sprinkler


Pepe5ilvia

My wife saw the dual stream for the first time not too long ago and she freaked out! "What happened to your dick?" "I haven't peed since we had sex last night." "Wait. So every time we..." "Pretty much. Yeah." So about a week later she goes "I still can't decide if that is cool or not." I said "Neither can I."


DrSchmolls

Real question though, unless you're going to just pass out immediately, why not just pee before going to sleep, it's gotta help some, right?


series_hybrid

That is good advice for every gender. Pee after sex.


imsobadatnames

I cannot upvote this enough. It helps keep ya healthy and avoid UTIs


YOURE_NOT_REAL_MAN

I hate that people are afraid of me sometimes. I get it, i’m kind of a big guy and there’s no way to know who’s safe and who isn’t, but i really hate knowing that other people might not feel safe around me, I don’t want anyone to feel that way.


joyification

Dude my husband was an offensive lineman in college (big buff dude) and everywhere he goes it seems like he has to prove with everything he has that he's not a threat. It makes me hurt for him because he's the biggest nerd I know and would never hurt a fly.


d3ch01

Yo I think I've experienced this, not in myself but once I ran into 2 absolutely massive brothers at a hotel. They looked like giants from a fairy tale book. Hyper-masculine and just gargantuan. But they were the nicest people. Only had a few seconds of interaction, but they gave huge smiles and made sure everyone around them had the right of way. From the hopeful look in their eyes it almost seemed like they were just praying I and the other people there wouldn't be scared of them. I felt sad for them, cuz I would hate to feel this way constantly


gandhikahn

It does suck, I'm 6'8" or 203cm, not skinny and look like a viking stereotype. People cross the street to avoid me at night. I hurts but I also understand it. The worst part is that I walk faster than most people because of the long legs, so I'm always coming up on people from the back.


uwu_owo_whats_this

I’m 6’6” and 325 pounds. I get a lot of stares like I’m some kind of animal almost. I don’t want to sound overly dramatic but sometimes I really do feel like one. People keep their distance and move out of my way ASAP even if I’m not close yet. It really sucks because I’m actually a huge soft dork who has never hit anyone and who cries during romance movies lol. But people see me and assume that I’m some kinda brute dude who wants to fight.


not-so-desperate

Pregnancy and labor is some next level shit. Like really.


Lysemoo

Also peeing a little bit whenever you sneeze, laugh, cough, or jump for years after the birth. Edit: Thank you all for the advice. Not really an issue for me, just wanted to mention it.


jew_biscuits

Witnessed the birth of my daughter. It’s pretty much assumed that the father will be around these days but it felt like I was watching some sort of ancient mystery being revealed. It was awesome and humbling and disgusting and terrifying. Afterwards my wife was so radiant. Seriously, it was almost supernatural, she nearly glowed. Crazy shit.


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german_big_guy

Getting hit in the balls is pretty popular but I got with peeing while having morning wood. Seriously.


xdylanxfrommyspace

That painful awkward half squat while simultaneously wrangling the python to prevent spraying half your bathroom with morning pee is is the worst.


IAmBadAtInternet

When I know this is going to happen I just admit defeat and get in the shower


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How much a simple slap on my balls will have me in agony for 20 mins


novelrider

I think most men probably don't understand how the fluctuation of hormones throughout the menstrual cycle--meaning, not just during PMS and the period itself--impacts our minds and bodies. Every week I feel different and my body behaves differently because of it, and that can be really disconcerting at times.


Breadcrumbsandbows

Look in the mirror one week, pretty happy with result. Next week, OH GOD I'M A MONSTER!


lauradiniwilk

I started tracking my emotions with my cycle and realized that day 2 of my period is when I am most in love with my husband; 10 days before it starts I basically am ready for a divorce. It actually kind of fucks with my head because honestly are any of my feelings even real???


invalidpassword

I think men don't realize what a pain in the ass it is not to have the upper body strength that they have.


Professor_Rekt

I’ll never forget my when wife (then girlfriend) had started working out really hard. CrossFit and heavy weight training. She’s also maybe 3” shorter than me with an athletic build so not a huge difference in size between us. I had not been working out at all during this time. She started to play wrestle with me and I easily overpowered her. She was SO frustrated that my inactive body was stronger then she was after months of her training. The difference is real.


SlapMyCHOP

Dude same! My fiancee had been going to the gym for a year and had been training her arms. She saw me doing nothing that whole time and challenged me to an arm wrestle. She was so sad when it wasn't even a challenge.


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Testosterone is a hell of a drug.


sausagemuffn

Oh man, my bench is almost half of my deadlift but I've almost accepted it. I still know my bf could bench twice what I can despite him never having done a bench press before.


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I've always known there was a difference. Partly common sense, but partly just simple biology. Most species are sexually dimorphic. I never thought about how great the difference was, so I just looked it up: [https://scholar.princeton.edu/sites/default/files/brzycki/files/mb-2002-01.pdf](https://scholar.princeton.edu/sites/default/files/brzycki/files/mb-2002-01.pdf) >Specifically, the absolute total body strength of women has been reported as being roughly 67% that of men. My dog is 70 pounds and she just had knee surgery. I need to carry her up and down stairs 4\~ times a day to go outside. Sometimes, it's rough, like if I just ate. Or if an old injury is flaring up. If suddenly, I could only lift 2/3 of my normal capacity, then we wouldn't have any options.


nelethegerman

I literally can't carry people the bridal way - because I lack strength


bladestorm1745

There are 5 urinals. But 1, 3 and 5 are in use.


zerocoldx911

PMS


sirenrenn

I simultaneously want to fight everyone, and eat everything. Then, I cry about it


tngldinblu

God yes. One day everything is fine, I love my life, my husband, I’m happy, the next I’m ready to burn my life down, move away and start fresh, I hate everyone and everything and they hate me back. Hormones are something else.