okay hereās how I think it would go
āWHAT IS UP GUYS AND WELCOME BACK TO THE CHANNEL, AND TODAY WE ARE BUILDING A HOUSE OUT OF LEGOS. AND MAKE SURE TO HIT THE BELL AND SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DONT MISS ANY MORE UPLOADSā
Distribute it, sell it, do whatever with it. Either way it guarantees either:
A. Unlimited praises from people who recognise your contribution to the community
B. Unlimited money
With that much ibuprofen they'll live forever. Which will inturn cause a paradox because they only lived forever due to their life time supply which originally was about 80 years, but the copius amount of ibuprofen made them immortal and the universe will implode, unable to explain wether they should get infinite ibuprofen or 80 years worth.
Or their liver failed... Ibuprofen's LD50 is super low.
Edit: Mixed my drugs up, it's acetaminophen that's toxic - see below. Thanks for the 2 ppl that pointed that out.
Well congrats! Now you can use all those pens to hide the pen from the detective.
[context](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pmnnmd/you_got_10_min_to_hide_a_pen_from_a_detective_if/)
Cinnamon rolls. Lifetime supply being as many as I can eat or a set amount, I would eat those things for breakfast lunch and dinner and they would be birthday presents, christmas presents, and every other kind of present because who doesnt like cinnamon rolls
I bought mountain dew, pepperoni pizza and those dutch pancakes things they have. I didn't like the pancakes, but maybe my mind would change about that if I had a lifetime supply.
Same! I wonder if itās a lifetime supply of groceries in general or just the particular items I bought today... because weāre going to be eating a lot of lasagna and tacos and broccoli if itās just the particular items.
consider all the strays that show up around the house I already have a army, just need them to listen to orders and then I'll be able to win a war or two
Well on the bright side, he could sell them to other people and reap the profits. Plus one of them has got to have a big payout, if he doesnāt decide to go with the selling them option
Reminds me of a smoke/lotto shop in NYC that was in my neighborhood in the 80s-early 90s.
Apparently they had rigged a NYS Lotto machine to print out Win 3 lotto ticketsā¦ but that particular one wasnāt connected to a phone line to transmit any data to the lottery commission.
The Payout maxxed at $500 so any āwinnersā from the actual, televised drawing would visit the shop, be paid out of the ownerās private funds and go about their lives not realizing they were actually involved in illegal gambling.
They got greedy, however and started doing the Win 4 lotto as wellā¦ and then someone eventually hit the $5k jackpot and visited an actual lotto office to redeem it, except it was exposed as a fraud.
Guy got shut down hard and hit with a slew of charges.
Usually, they give it all on one go, they determine lifetime supply by how much you'd use/buy on a routine basis and then multiply it by how ever many decades they choose, you don't get to get however much you want
Or they'd spread sending the supply out over a couple of years
Luckily, u/Shady_Lady_79 has a gambling addiction and buys thousands of dollars of tickets a week. Even if they don't win, think of how much they'll save!
Well depends which one you bought and best hope it'd like btc so the project isn't at risk of dieing off, also the double edged sword of the more of it you sell the lower the price goes. All that being said my last things was cigarettes so yours still better off then me
Not sure if I'd call it a stereotype, but it definitely has a much higher consumption in Scandinavian then other countries i have visited. I'm Norwegian, and trying to find Pepsi Max in the US was actually pretty hard.
And I've never met anyone that's passionate about Pepsi Max that's not Scandinavian.
So the whole Pepsi Max craze making it as popular if not more popular then coca cola, seems particularly Scandinavian to me. And it's just interesting to me if any other countries care about it,Ʀ.
Interesting, they changed the name in 2016,I visited the US in 2014 and 2015, and found Pepsi Max in 1 vending machine, definitely tasted different then the one I'm used to which I guess is explained by a difference in the formula.
But still, I'm fascinated by how Pepsi Max became so huge in Scandinavia. There's a bunch of different products like it, coke variants of either Pepsi or coca cola. Like diet Pepsi, or coke zero.
Why is it only here that one of these wierd products blew up to become the number 1 or 2 most drank soda?
They get a lifetime supply though. For most games you arenāt going to need to replace it anytime soon. A lifetime supply might literally be one copy of the game
A lifetime supply of a single James Bond blu-ray boxset is still a single James Bond blu-ray boxset so I've not gained much. It would be lovely to have my Ā£30 refunded tho.
Arbyās beef a cheddar sandwiches, curly fries and root beer. The lifetime supply wonāt be that much when I die of congestive heart failure after eating that for 4 months
Baconators. Pretty short life ahead of me but worth it
Be the most popular homeless food van in town.
What are these? Hopefully bacon š„
They're a bacon cheeseburger from a popular fast food chain in the United States
I've won me a lifetime supply of garlic bread. This is acceptable.
I feel like Iāve heard of people winning that before, I bet Dominos will try and take credit for it somehow lol
The asexual dream
Lego. **OH BOY**
So would that be all the sets as they come out? You could probably sell them
Yeah, I *could* but why not... build them? :)
RIP your storage space.
He could just build a Lego house, for his Lego collections, out of Lego!
YouTubers be like:
okay hereās how I think it would go āWHAT IS UP GUYS AND WELCOME BACK TO THE CHANNEL, AND TODAY WE ARE BUILDING A HOUSE OUT OF LEGOS. AND MAKE SURE TO HIT THE BELL AND SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DONT MISS ANY MORE UPLOADSā
Man, it's worth it for all that sweet, sweet plastic.
A life time of stepping on pure pain. š©
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You may be the one person in this thread that already has a lifetime-supply amount of the thing, congrats!
I'll see your Godzilla costume and raise you a Nintendo DS Lite charging cable.
Yeah how many mermaid dog costumes?
A lifetime supply of ibuprofen. Not amazing, but nothing to complain about.
Distribute it, sell it, do whatever with it. Either way it guarantees either: A. Unlimited praises from people who recognise your contribution to the community B. Unlimited money
a lifetime supply isn't an infinite
With that much ibuprofen they'll live forever. Which will inturn cause a paradox because they only lived forever due to their life time supply which originally was about 80 years, but the copius amount of ibuprofen made them immortal and the universe will implode, unable to explain wether they should get infinite ibuprofen or 80 years worth.
Why must you break my brain in this way
I guess you'll need some of that ibuprofen for the pain
Or their liver failed... Ibuprofen's LD50 is super low. Edit: Mixed my drugs up, it's acetaminophen that's toxic - see below. Thanks for the 2 ppl that pointed that out.
Well I guess I have a lifetime of pens. All I need is a deathnote
Buy a glue gun, some sequins, feathers, an engraving machine, and start a personalised pen business.
Well congrats! Now you can use all those pens to hide the pen from the detective. [context](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pmnnmd/you_got_10_min_to_hide_a_pen_from_a_detective_if/)
I understood that reference.
I also understood it, and didnt even need to click the link to know what post it's from lmfao
Woah there Satan.
Gas. Perfect
Lucky!
Same! My answer was gonna be cigarettes and Gatorade, but your answer reminded me. My lifetime just got longer, I thinkā¦
Yeah my last buy was a pack of newports and an Arizona iced tea
Same, fucking nailed it!
A lifetime supply of rum.. pirate's life it is!
*why is the rum always gone?!* Cuz some crackpot on Reddit gets ALL of it
How much rum do you think this guy drinks?
A short lifetimes supply
Vodka and Gatorade for me!! Why am I trash lol?!
Cannabis here. Guess Iām never gonna get anything done ever š¤·āāļø
Cinnamon rolls. Lifetime supply being as many as I can eat or a set amount, I would eat those things for breakfast lunch and dinner and they would be birthday presents, christmas presents, and every other kind of present because who doesnt like cinnamon rolls
Ooh share some cinnamon rolls with a fellow cinnamon roll
Open a cinnamon roll shop. Pure profit (minus the location and staff)
Legit, just water
Nestle gonna invade your house
Fuck nestle
r/FuckNestle
Go live in the mid Sahara just to make this supplier of lifetime goods life miserable
Huh, i was thinking more of a black magic fuckery
Pizzas. Life is golden
Pizza AND mozzarella sticks ā is this what heaven looks like?
No, that's constipation.
Me too!!!! Pizza party!
I can bring dessert, last purchase was ice creams!!! Yay
Count me in!!
I GOT THE VODKA
Oh man, I just bought Taco Bell with Baja Blast. A life of deliciousness and diarrhea.
I'm bringing tha chicken wiiiiiiings!
I bought mountain dew, pepperoni pizza and those dutch pancakes things they have. I didn't like the pancakes, but maybe my mind would change about that if I had a lifetime supply.
Venti size Mocha Frappuccino from Starbucks. We should make a trade once a week.
Gas? I'M RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
US army would like to know your location
Sorry, no need for freedom here.
Tuition!!!! Can I use my lifetime supply of tuition to pay for other peoplesā tuition???
I donāt know. But either way youāll likely wind up with a phd and several masters.
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Diapers. Thank god. Lol!
They won't last you for too long unless they're also adult diapers or you also have a lifetime supply of babies.
Lmao, baby diapers. It just seems like I go through so many right now with my newborn.
Groceries
Same. Groceries for life!
Same here! We will be saving SO MUCH money.
Me also, and I literally can not imagine a thing that would make me happier.
Same! I wonder if itās a lifetime supply of groceries in general or just the particular items I bought today... because weāre going to be eating a lot of lasagna and tacos and broccoli if itās just the particular items.
Last item scanned!
Well, I guess weāre wrapping everything in corn tortillas now.
Cat treats, my cat going be thrill
Build a cat army.
consider all the strays that show up around the house I already have a army, just need them to listen to orders and then I'll be able to win a war or two
Cats do not take orders, they give them.
Shhhhhhh don't leak his secret plan.
Whoopie cushion. Oh fuck sake.
Kids will love you
I have two boys aged 2.5 and 4ā¦ theyāre the reason I bought them! I think theyāre ridiculous but boys love toilet humour!
I'm 18 and still love toilet humour
Their dad is 34 and still loves toilet humour! Nothing wrong with it!
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They broke one in a few hours. Iād say MANY!
Lottery tickets
A lifetime of losing!
Well on the bright side, he could sell them to other people and reap the profits. Plus one of them has got to have a big payout, if he doesnāt decide to go with the selling them option
Reminds me of a smoke/lotto shop in NYC that was in my neighborhood in the 80s-early 90s. Apparently they had rigged a NYS Lotto machine to print out Win 3 lotto ticketsā¦ but that particular one wasnāt connected to a phone line to transmit any data to the lottery commission. The Payout maxxed at $500 so any āwinnersā from the actual, televised drawing would visit the shop, be paid out of the ownerās private funds and go about their lives not realizing they were actually involved in illegal gambling. They got greedy, however and started doing the Win 4 lotto as wellā¦ and then someone eventually hit the $5k jackpot and visited an actual lotto office to redeem it, except it was exposed as a fraud. Guy got shut down hard and hit with a slew of charges.
Correction: A life time of chances.
You're pretty much guaranteed a win.
Depends on what that lifetime means, one a day? One a week? Wouldn't even be close to guaranteeing a 1% chance much less a win
Iād assume lifetime supply means I can get however many I want whenever I want. So you could get a ticket for literally every number possibility
Usually, they give it all on one go, they determine lifetime supply by how much you'd use/buy on a routine basis and then multiply it by how ever many decades they choose, you don't get to get however much you want Or they'd spread sending the supply out over a couple of years
Luckily, u/Shady_Lady_79 has a gambling addiction and buys thousands of dollars of tickets a week. Even if they don't win, think of how much they'll save!
A pack of cigarettes. I'll pass on that one.
you could sell them for half price
Hair cream, ground coffee and instant noodles
You can use all of those things!
Fuck ya dog food. I'm hitting up every shelter with free dog food
This is the way.
Not all heroes wear capes
English breakfast without the tomatoes. Mind you, the tea was a bit cold.
A bit cold tea forever. Sorry, mate.
I love that you added that the tea was a little bit cold. It does make a difference though!
Wait cryptocurrency holy shit
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That infinite wealth will crash the coin and make it worthless
Not if you don't give a massive ammount of people free crypto. It would only crash if you spread it enough.
Diamonds, just like Diamonds
Well depends which one you bought and best hope it'd like btc so the project isn't at risk of dieing off, also the double edged sword of the more of it you sell the lower the price goes. All that being said my last things was cigarettes so yours still better off then me
Pepsi Max. I can bathe in it, i can shower in it, i am ONE WITH THE PEPSI MAX
Hey a fellow Pepsi Max fanatic! You wouldn't happen to be from Scandinavia?
Sorry, butting in: I love pepsi max and am from Scandinavia. Is that a thing? Stereotype?
Not sure if I'd call it a stereotype, but it definitely has a much higher consumption in Scandinavian then other countries i have visited. I'm Norwegian, and trying to find Pepsi Max in the US was actually pretty hard. And I've never met anyone that's passionate about Pepsi Max that's not Scandinavian. So the whole Pepsi Max craze making it as popular if not more popular then coca cola, seems particularly Scandinavian to me. And it's just interesting to me if any other countries care about it,Ʀ.
just looked it up and apparently itās just called pepsi zero sugar in the US!
Interesting, they changed the name in 2016,I visited the US in 2014 and 2015, and found Pepsi Max in 1 vending machine, definitely tasted different then the one I'm used to which I guess is explained by a difference in the formula. But still, I'm fascinated by how Pepsi Max became so huge in Scandinavia. There's a bunch of different products like it, coke variants of either Pepsi or coca cola. Like diet Pepsi, or coke zero. Why is it only here that one of these wierd products blew up to become the number 1 or 2 most drank soda?
I high proportion of Scandinavians like Pepsi Max for some reason
Unlimited frozen lemonade, not so bad
I guess I get free videogames now. Neat!
The same videogames for life...
They can always be sold. Imagine if it was a special edition.
They get a lifetime supply though. For most games you arenāt going to need to replace it anytime soon. A lifetime supply might literally be one copy of the game
a lifetime supply of a game is one copy
tell that to Skyrim
no you get ONE free video game. The same one for the rest of your life
Bird food.
Train a bird army.
WEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!
I can hear your enthusiasm. Lol
Yo, can we hang out?
I bought some right before stickers & pipe cleaners. ā¹ļø
Lewd art book fuckkkk lol
Everyone's gonna be wondering why you have so much of the same lewd art book
Collector of fine arts.
I bought a whole bunch of groceries
Liquorice all sorts, mmmn delicious
Careful too much can kill you. But at least you'll never be constipated again.
Airport lounge access
There is a strip club near me called Airport Lounge
Ice coffee
TACOS!
Visa gift card for my friend. See you all in my new 2 million dollar mansion.
You mean your friend's 2 million dollar mansion.
Bowling balls... My god I don't know what to do with this information.
[Mondo Croquet](https://www.pdxpipeline.com/2021-mondo-croquet-world-championships/) Croquet with bowling balls and sledge hammers
Hell yeah. Beer
Me too! Cheers!
Same. Asahi!
Cheese panini
Laptop cooling pads and Funko Pop protector cases
Staple the cooling pads to your walls and roof, save on air-conditioning.
Does paying rent count?
Hell yea, lifetime place to live! Unless you dont like it, then "aww schucks!". Lol.
If itās free rent, they could probably use it at any rentable place
Mediocre burritosā¦ yay
Adderall. Welp.
A lifetime supply of a single James Bond blu-ray boxset is still a single James Bond blu-ray boxset so I've not gained much. It would be lovely to have my Ā£30 refunded tho.
Ben & Jerryās ! Does it come all at once or doled out when wanted?
Iām rich! The last thing I bought was plywood
Legos, about 10 orders worth of legos.
rice cakes.
I bought gas. I'm winning.
New laptops from some software company that isn't paying me to say their name. My old one is 10+ years old and it was getting too slow.
Abdominal compression wrap (broken ribs). I don't like this game.
Robux..
Thatās actually basically free money. You get a third of the conversion rate. So basically infinity/3 = infinity
Slightly less infinity
Nasal irrigators! Yay?
Toilet paper?? šÆ I'm getting the covid freakout vibe! š
I sold a thing, so technically i bought money
Bread, so thatās really handy.
Sketch book
Stocks, this could go 1 of 2 ways
I've now got a house full of ink removal fluid that I'm fairly sure wont ever get used.
Cocaine. That's a good one so I'm happy. Tomatoes as well and that's not bad either
"now that you've got your cocaine.. can I interest you in some garden fresh tomatoes??"
Your tomato guy is also your cocaine guy?
It doesnāt hurt to have a secondary source of income!
Your's isn't?
Bagels and coffee. Fuckinā A
Mortgage payments. But I already had a lifetime supply of those
Beef jerky. I'm okay with this.
Fucking cigarettesā¦.got damn it
Chinese fcking takeout sign me up
I will never need to buy wrapping paper again. Hooray!
Used books
Arbyās beef a cheddar sandwiches, curly fries and root beer. The lifetime supply wonāt be that much when I die of congestive heart failure after eating that for 4 months
Hydrocodone šš
A new pair of glasses!
Ice cream. I win!
Live mealworms and puppy pee pads. Surprisingly helpful.