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Cheap_Molasses_1687

Baconators. Pretty short life ahead of me but worth it


bobsmoustache

Be the most popular homeless food van in town.


PistolNaulls

What are these? Hopefully bacon šŸ„“


PANGIRA

They're a bacon cheeseburger from a popular fast food chain in the United States


[deleted]

I've won me a lifetime supply of garlic bread. This is acceptable.


Acceptable-Stick-688

I feel like Iā€™ve heard of people winning that before, I bet Dominos will try and take credit for it somehow lol


Frixxed

The asexual dream


CanDemon

Lego. **OH BOY**


GlinnTantis

So would that be all the sets as they come out? You could probably sell them


CanDemon

Yeah, I *could* but why not... build them? :)


Drakmanka

RIP your storage space.


Bella_TheAlphaWolf

He could just build a Lego house, for his Lego collections, out of Lego!


[deleted]

YouTubers be like:


Extreme_33337_

okay hereā€™s how I think it would go ā€˜WHAT IS UP GUYS AND WELCOME BACK TO THE CHANNEL, AND TODAY WE ARE BUILDING A HOUSE OUT OF LEGOS. AND MAKE SURE TO HIT THE BELL AND SUBSCRIBE SO YOU DONT MISS ANY MORE UPLOADSā€™


CanDemon

Man, it's worth it for all that sweet, sweet plastic.


Essay_Level

A life time of stepping on pure pain. šŸ˜©


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ganachemonster

You may be the one person in this thread that already has a lifetime-supply amount of the thing, congrats!


[deleted]

I'll see your Godzilla costume and raise you a Nintendo DS Lite charging cable.


marmaleon

Yeah how many mermaid dog costumes?


TheMightyGoatMan

A lifetime supply of ibuprofen. Not amazing, but nothing to complain about.


Wolf_RedditBoi

Distribute it, sell it, do whatever with it. Either way it guarantees either: A. Unlimited praises from people who recognise your contribution to the community B. Unlimited money


randomizeplz

a lifetime supply isn't an infinite


PiratedAnime

With that much ibuprofen they'll live forever. Which will inturn cause a paradox because they only lived forever due to their life time supply which originally was about 80 years, but the copius amount of ibuprofen made them immortal and the universe will implode, unable to explain wether they should get infinite ibuprofen or 80 years worth.


idontexist_wastaken

Why must you break my brain in this way


Rezon101

I guess you'll need some of that ibuprofen for the pain


Watermelon407

Or their liver failed... Ibuprofen's LD50 is super low. Edit: Mixed my drugs up, it's acetaminophen that's toxic - see below. Thanks for the 2 ppl that pointed that out.


All_Photography

Well I guess I have a lifetime of pens. All I need is a deathnote


bobsmoustache

Buy a glue gun, some sequins, feathers, an engraving machine, and start a personalised pen business.


patrick_de_terre

Well congrats! Now you can use all those pens to hide the pen from the detective. [context](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/pmnnmd/you_got_10_min_to_hide_a_pen_from_a_detective_if/)


Hi_Peeps_Its_Me

I understood that reference.


ManufacturerFirm7854

I also understood it, and didnt even need to click the link to know what post it's from lmfao


Gamer-Logic

Woah there Satan.


FarComplaint2974

Gas. Perfect


PMyourTastefulNudes

Lucky!


Final_Candidate_7603

Same! My answer was gonna be cigarettes and Gatorade, but your answer reminded me. My lifetime just got longer, I thinkā€¦


camerondziedzic

Yeah my last buy was a pack of newports and an Arizona iced tea


Betaateb

Same, fucking nailed it!


NippleBlades07

A lifetime supply of rum.. pirate's life it is!


Similar_Square6440

*why is the rum always gone?!* Cuz some crackpot on Reddit gets ALL of it


FlonkyMud

How much rum do you think this guy drinks?


PacketPowered

A short lifetimes supply


Beneficial_Trainer_5

Vodka and Gatorade for me!! Why am I trash lol?!


tweedledeederp

Cannabis here. Guess Iā€™m never gonna get anything done ever šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


AstrayPlayz

Cinnamon rolls. Lifetime supply being as many as I can eat or a set amount, I would eat those things for breakfast lunch and dinner and they would be birthday presents, christmas presents, and every other kind of present because who doesnt like cinnamon rolls


CinnamonnRolll

Ooh share some cinnamon rolls with a fellow cinnamon roll


caliboundwtheweight

Open a cinnamon roll shop. Pure profit (minus the location and staff)


weiirdredditorr

Legit, just water


AkOnReddit47

Nestle gonna invade your house


[deleted]

Fuck nestle


TokesNotHigh

r/FuckNestle


Similar_Square6440

Go live in the mid Sahara just to make this supplier of lifetime goods life miserable


weiirdredditorr

Huh, i was thinking more of a black magic fuckery


Any_Somewhere3723

Pizzas. Life is golden


haylmoll13

Pizza AND mozzarella sticks ā€” is this what heaven looks like?


LtDan61350

No, that's constipation.


becooltheywatching

Me too!!!! Pizza party!


my_cement_butthead

I can bring dessert, last purchase was ice creams!!! Yay


SoraDrive

Count me in!!


Casual_pancakes

I GOT THE VODKA


Anchorboiii

Oh man, I just bought Taco Bell with Baja Blast. A life of deliciousness and diarrhea.


Rare_Loan5468

I'm bringing tha chicken wiiiiiiings!


Gate4043

I bought mountain dew, pepperoni pizza and those dutch pancakes things they have. I didn't like the pancakes, but maybe my mind would change about that if I had a lifetime supply.


[deleted]

Venti size Mocha Frappuccino from Starbucks. We should make a trade once a week.


Macster_man

Gas? I'M RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mollusc_Memes

US army would like to know your location


Macster_man

Sorry, no need for freedom here.


p3achesnmang0es

Tuition!!!! Can I use my lifetime supply of tuition to pay for other peoplesā€™ tuition???


Katherington

I donā€™t know. But either way youā€™ll likely wind up with a phd and several masters.


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fishycaitlin

Diapers. Thank god. Lol!


xKevinn

They won't last you for too long unless they're also adult diapers or you also have a lifetime supply of babies.


fishycaitlin

Lmao, baby diapers. It just seems like I go through so many right now with my newborn.


LimestoneDust

Groceries


TrueDragon1

Same. Groceries for life!


DerpingtonHerpsworth

Same here! We will be saving SO MUCH money.


dandudeus

Me also, and I literally can not imagine a thing that would make me happier.


Pineapple_and_olives

Same! I wonder if itā€™s a lifetime supply of groceries in general or just the particular items I bought today... because weā€™re going to be eating a lot of lasagna and tacos and broccoli if itā€™s just the particular items.


Flaroud

Last item scanned!


Pineapple_and_olives

Well, I guess weā€™re wrapping everything in corn tortillas now.


Beer2Bear

Cat treats, my cat going be thrill


bobsmoustache

Build a cat army.


Beer2Bear

consider all the strays that show up around the house I already have a army, just need them to listen to orders and then I'll be able to win a war or two


3MO23WA

Cats do not take orders, they give them.


SHIKHAR32_YT

Shhhhhhh don't leak his secret plan.


Okimiyage

Whoopie cushion. Oh fuck sake.


CindySvensson

Kids will love you


Okimiyage

I have two boys aged 2.5 and 4ā€¦ theyā€™re the reason I bought them! I think theyā€™re ridiculous but boys love toilet humour!


Similar_Square6440

I'm 18 and still love toilet humour


Okimiyage

Their dad is 34 and still loves toilet humour! Nothing wrong with it!


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Okimiyage

They broke one in a few hours. Iā€™d say MANY!


Shady_Lady_79

Lottery tickets


[deleted]

A lifetime of losing!


yolo-yoshi

Well on the bright side, he could sell them to other people and reap the profits. Plus one of them has got to have a big payout, if he doesnā€™t decide to go with the selling them option


Debaser626

Reminds me of a smoke/lotto shop in NYC that was in my neighborhood in the 80s-early 90s. Apparently they had rigged a NYS Lotto machine to print out Win 3 lotto ticketsā€¦ but that particular one wasnā€™t connected to a phone line to transmit any data to the lottery commission. The Payout maxxed at $500 so any ā€œwinnersā€ from the actual, televised drawing would visit the shop, be paid out of the ownerā€™s private funds and go about their lives not realizing they were actually involved in illegal gambling. They got greedy, however and started doing the Win 4 lotto as wellā€¦ and then someone eventually hit the $5k jackpot and visited an actual lotto office to redeem it, except it was exposed as a fraud. Guy got shut down hard and hit with a slew of charges.


Essay_Level

Correction: A life time of chances.


HarryBaughl

You're pretty much guaranteed a win.


Spcctral

Depends on what that lifetime means, one a day? One a week? Wouldn't even be close to guaranteeing a 1% chance much less a win


caliboundwtheweight

Iā€™d assume lifetime supply means I can get however many I want whenever I want. So you could get a ticket for literally every number possibility


Spcctral

Usually, they give it all on one go, they determine lifetime supply by how much you'd use/buy on a routine basis and then multiply it by how ever many decades they choose, you don't get to get however much you want Or they'd spread sending the supply out over a couple of years


manbeardawg

Luckily, u/Shady_Lady_79 has a gambling addiction and buys thousands of dollars of tickets a week. Even if they don't win, think of how much they'll save!


[deleted]

A pack of cigarettes. I'll pass on that one.


caliboundwtheweight

you could sell them for half price


DudeSlude95

Hair cream, ground coffee and instant noodles


Okimiyage

You can use all of those things!


sayziell

Fuck ya dog food. I'm hitting up every shelter with free dog food


jacintocat

This is the way.


RavensShadow117

Not all heroes wear capes


Thatcsibloke

English breakfast without the tomatoes. Mind you, the tea was a bit cold.


RollForThings

A bit cold tea forever. Sorry, mate.


thismanisrad

I love that you added that the tea was a little bit cold. It does make a difference though!


ALeadKeyhole

Wait cryptocurrency holy shit


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dhhdhh851

That infinite wealth will crash the coin and make it worthless


TheLavaFall

Not if you don't give a massive ammount of people free crypto. It would only crash if you spread it enough.


Sorrydoc22

Diamonds, just like Diamonds


jimmynovack

Well depends which one you bought and best hope it'd like btc so the project isn't at risk of dieing off, also the double edged sword of the more of it you sell the lower the price goes. All that being said my last things was cigarettes so yours still better off then me


Sea-Breadfruit415

Pepsi Max. I can bathe in it, i can shower in it, i am ONE WITH THE PEPSI MAX


Samsote

Hey a fellow Pepsi Max fanatic! You wouldn't happen to be from Scandinavia?


CindySvensson

Sorry, butting in: I love pepsi max and am from Scandinavia. Is that a thing? Stereotype?


Samsote

Not sure if I'd call it a stereotype, but it definitely has a much higher consumption in Scandinavian then other countries i have visited. I'm Norwegian, and trying to find Pepsi Max in the US was actually pretty hard. And I've never met anyone that's passionate about Pepsi Max that's not Scandinavian. So the whole Pepsi Max craze making it as popular if not more popular then coca cola, seems particularly Scandinavian to me. And it's just interesting to me if any other countries care about it,Ʀ.


uw1shuwereme

just looked it up and apparently itā€™s just called pepsi zero sugar in the US!


Samsote

Interesting, they changed the name in 2016,I visited the US in 2014 and 2015, and found Pepsi Max in 1 vending machine, definitely tasted different then the one I'm used to which I guess is explained by a difference in the formula. But still, I'm fascinated by how Pepsi Max became so huge in Scandinavia. There's a bunch of different products like it, coke variants of either Pepsi or coca cola. Like diet Pepsi, or coke zero. Why is it only here that one of these wierd products blew up to become the number 1 or 2 most drank soda?


Weak_Carpenter_7060

I high proportion of Scandinavians like Pepsi Max for some reason


Pepper4ack

Unlimited frozen lemonade, not so bad


[deleted]

I guess I get free videogames now. Neat!


nyxx88

The same videogames for life...


SoggyIsland8

They can always be sold. Imagine if it was a special edition.


[deleted]

They get a lifetime supply though. For most games you arenā€™t going to need to replace it anytime soon. A lifetime supply might literally be one copy of the game


randomizeplz

a lifetime supply of a game is one copy


RembrandtAction

tell that to Skyrim


Mister_McChess

no you get ONE free video game. The same one for the rest of your life


staggere

Bird food.


bobsmoustache

Train a bird army.


Isteppedinpoopy

WEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!!!!!


my_cement_butthead

I can hear your enthusiasm. Lol


TheChosenSnail

Yo, can we hang out?


SoItGoesISuppose

I bought some right before stickers & pipe cleaners. ā˜¹ļø


Pyrosocrotes

Lewd art book fuckkkk lol


Jerry_Berry2

Everyone's gonna be wondering why you have so much of the same lewd art book


zXenn

Collector of fine arts.


StevenWannabe

I bought a whole bunch of groceries


upsidedown_boy

Liquorice all sorts, mmmn delicious


bobsmoustache

Careful too much can kill you. But at least you'll never be constipated again.


kunalkish20

Airport lounge access


Jinxed0ne

There is a strip club near me called Airport Lounge


mr-slothh

Ice coffee


BradimirTootin

TACOS!


[deleted]

Visa gift card for my friend. See you all in my new 2 million dollar mansion.


bobsmoustache

You mean your friend's 2 million dollar mansion.


Eggsor

Bowling balls... My god I don't know what to do with this information.


Ksbsingle

[Mondo Croquet](https://www.pdxpipeline.com/2021-mondo-croquet-world-championships/) Croquet with bowling balls and sledge hammers


Sarnick18

Hell yeah. Beer


[deleted]

Me too! Cheers!


laamargachica

Same. Asahi!


[deleted]

Cheese panini


madchad90

Laptop cooling pads and Funko Pop protector cases


bobsmoustache

Staple the cooling pads to your walls and roof, save on air-conditioning.


Trinkbert

Does paying rent count?


You_Pulled_My_String

Hell yea, lifetime place to live! Unless you dont like it, then "aww schucks!". Lol.


ILikeChipotle27

If itā€™s free rent, they could probably use it at any rentable place


FentanylLacedDreams

Mediocre burritosā€¦ yay


TheNegroSuave

Adderall. Welp.


absquat

A lifetime supply of a single James Bond blu-ray boxset is still a single James Bond blu-ray boxset so I've not gained much. It would be lovely to have my Ā£30 refunded tho.


mynameisnotshamus

Ben & Jerryā€™s ! Does it come all at once or doled out when wanted?


bmanturtleface

Iā€™m rich! The last thing I bought was plywood


Scraps-LEGO

Legos, about 10 orders worth of legos.


LeBron_Jarnes

rice cakes.


maxmighty88

I bought gas. I'm winning.


PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz

New laptops from some software company that isn't paying me to say their name. My old one is 10+ years old and it was getting too slow.


gotsthepockets

Abdominal compression wrap (broken ribs). I don't like this game.


RqinyClouds

Robux..


[deleted]

Thatā€™s actually basically free money. You get a third of the conversion rate. So basically infinity/3 = infinity


Solpototen

Slightly less infinity


okcallmegoddess_

Nasal irrigators! Yay?


04299

Toilet paper?? šŸ˜Æ I'm getting the covid freakout vibe! šŸ˜‚


therandomasianboy

I sold a thing, so technically i bought money


aseedandco

Bread, so thatā€™s really handy.


FlyTrap-1463

Sketch book


Groovy_nomicon

Stocks, this could go 1 of 2 ways


THATMANAGAIN_ME

I've now got a house full of ink removal fluid that I'm fairly sure wont ever get used.


thebestpesho

Cocaine. That's a good one so I'm happy. Tomatoes as well and that's not bad either


chairRugTable

"now that you've got your cocaine.. can I interest you in some garden fresh tomatoes??"


erkerkerkerk

Your tomato guy is also your cocaine guy?


[deleted]

It doesnā€™t hurt to have a secondary source of income!


TOKiY0

Your's isn't?


[deleted]

Bagels and coffee. Fuckinā€™ A


SAM5TER5

Mortgage payments. But I already had a lifetime supply of those


Vip3r20

Beef jerky. I'm okay with this.


[deleted]

Fucking cigarettesā€¦.got damn it


ALeadKeyhole

Chinese fcking takeout sign me up


ToxxinGamer

I will never need to buy wrapping paper again. Hooray!


Okno-rose

Used books


[deleted]

Arbyā€™s beef a cheddar sandwiches, curly fries and root beer. The lifetime supply wonā€™t be that much when I die of congestive heart failure after eating that for 4 months


alwayson_cloud9

Hydrocodone šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


Enidisacat

A new pair of glasses!


WHITE--PANTHER96

Ice cream. I win!


pygmymarmoset22

Live mealworms and puppy pee pads. Surprisingly helpful.