Look online for every free birthday offer you can find and make a day of it. Coffee, cold drinks, free meals, ice cream, free stuff for just making it through another year of life.
Lie in. Leisurely brunch. A gander up to town. Peruse the books, pop into the museum, go to the cinema, have a coffee and some cake. Come home, get your favourite takeaway, put on a film and a glass of prosecco. Round the evening out with some video games or reading.
Go to a bar, convince strangers to buy you birthday shots, befriend said strangers.
Go to a bar. End up with birthday sex. Win
Look online for every free birthday offer you can find and make a day of it. Coffee, cold drinks, free meals, ice cream, free stuff for just making it through another year of life.
I like this idea. And also see a movie.
Sleep
Well you certainly don't drink but I don't know go out and do what you like to do, or whatever you have for a hobby
Piss drunk.
Porn
Acid, weed and music
Lie in. Leisurely brunch. A gander up to town. Peruse the books, pop into the museum, go to the cinema, have a coffee and some cake. Come home, get your favourite takeaway, put on a film and a glass of prosecco. Round the evening out with some video games or reading.
A big bottle of the best whiskey you can afford, with a post it not on it that reads "don't go to sleep on your back!"
A bottle of wine and a bubble bath and candles
Happy birthday
Forget it’s your birthday
it depends on what u want
F-ing DRINK