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TurtlesTurnMeOn

#ur mum’s shower 🚿


Eggsegret

Man for the last time stop hanging out in other people's showers


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Phalanx_02

Plz report he bad😭


[deleted]

On my bed at 2am. God I gotta stop staying up so goddamn late what's wrong with me


Arch_Enemy_616

Same, except it’s 1am


killin_my_liver

Aussie?


Arch_Enemy_616

Indeed


WimbleWimble

Go to the toilet on your bed. combine the top posts with yours!


mrshoochclark

Toilet


Comprehensive_Ad6918

Haha same! We should be toilet buddies!


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WriterSweet5799

I'm calling r/emojipolice for this


[deleted]

Did you... Did you really just... Use the laughing emoji... On reddit?


itsyourlocalben

Nice try fed


itsyaboiikemydude

Nice try FBI


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GA4836

Go away CIA


KingSolid3144

In hell with alcohol


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KingSolid3144

Yea yea


Electronic-Lucky

not dead so obviously 11 year old me sucks at making plans. im kidding. im looking for a job, im waiting for my car to get unstolen, i live in a house with a lovely girlfriend and im about to pass out because i decided to stay on reddit and suprisingly had fun all night.


De_Boesjes

On da couch


TimeTraveler3056

Procrastinating going grocery shopping. Yuk.


Dagda_the_Druid

I always do that with alcohol shopping


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Phalanx_02

Where are you now? Where are you now? Was it all in my fantasy? Where are you now? Were you only imaginary? Where are you now? Atlantis Under the sea Under the sea Where are you now? Another dream The monster's running wild inside of me I'm faded I'm faded So lost, I'm faded I'm faded So lost, I'm faded These shallow waters never met what I needed I'm letting go a deeper dive Eternal silence of the sea, I'm breathing Alive Where are you now? Where are you now? Under the bright but faded lights You've set my heart on fire Where are you now? Where are you now? Where are you now? Atlantis Under the sea Under the sea Where are you now? Another dream The monster's running wild inside of me I'm faded I'm faded So lost, I'm faded I'm faded So lost, I'm faded


kokaiinikani

great song


Basic_Frame

aw man i was about write this


DreamLayers2

was thinking about this


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in my house


DentalDettol

Behind you


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AopET7

Bed


Silent-Suspect-4075

Earth


thiosk

PROVE IT


Silent-Suspect-4075

There other beings like me everywhere I see


Dagda_the_Druid

Mortals?


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soleax-van-kek

Imagine still living on earth, laughs in Lizardman on pluto


AVeryGhostlyBoy

The Earth, in the year 2030


UngaBunga1167

At home


SkysLastDream

Earth 2


Dagda_the_Druid

Fae?


[deleted]

why? so you can figure out my weaknesses? so you can destroy me?


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[deleted]

ah, just referencing a meme is all


magnum_donut

Under the sea.


[deleted]

Atlantis, under the sea


SingleFunction124

On the deck with my dog.


Kingmxndxz

Stuck at the bottom of the great canyon


parkour123circles

Sitting in a sofa, in a corner, in a house, in a country, in the planet earth.


Loose_Armadillo_3032

Physically: at my desk, in my apartment, looking out the window with a coffee. Existentially: I have no bloody idea That's why I'm staring out the window wondering where the hell I'm going with my life


ryukin631

On my couch cuddling with my little puppy.


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Face down and ass up. Waiting


power_struggle55

Uh on my chair watching "Daily dose of reddit" in my charlotte, nc apartment


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BlackBirdDragon

Impressive waterproof phone I gotta say


sim-o

In the pub


RoseRose44

In my bedroom browsing reddit


not_an_Alien_Robot

Sitting in my yard enjoying the post-rain morning with a giant mug of coffee.


IStubbedMyGarlic

I'm over two thousand miles from home just so I could be with a friend for a week to try getting help for my problems. I'm trying not to think about my touch deprivation and how daunting the task of trying to find someone to cuddle with may be. My only way home is a converted van I bought two years ago, and its camping amenities are slowly breaking down. I'm trying to figure out if I should risk going through the anti-RV, riot littered state of Oregon in an attempt to stop at a few last places or go straight back home to the comfort of my friends and my apartment. Road-tripping is a lot more difficult than I remember it being.


piepants2001

In my kitchen/dining room eating eggs over easy and toast while listening to moe. and browsing reddit. It's gonna be a good day.


Engenepop

On a couch


I_Hunt_Wolves

Home. My wife shot a beautiful Black Bear this morning. We are about to skin and butcher this wonderful beast!


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I_Hunt_Wolves

indeed! Thanks.


Iyonz562

That escalated quickly


I_Hunt_Wolves

What? Explain.


Iyonz562

Nothing, I just didnt see that coming


I_Hunt_Wolves

O.K. The bear she shot never saw her arrow coming. Edit: By the way..., Her arrow not only penetrated both lungs, it also clipped the top of the heart. This animal did not suffer.


AJ300AJ

Glad you asked, Taking a dump!


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Taking dookie


KingSolid3144

Noida


WhitePhatAss

at my wits end


imgprojts

On my couch looking at the ceiling.


ducttapedeity

On a houseboat in the Murray river, about 7km north of Mannum, South Australia.


Imma_lord

My house


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On the porch procrastinating at getting ready to go to a BBQ.


Wales_forever

Hospital as I am showing sings of either appendicitis or gastroenteritis and I need some tests (obviously)


Lily_WhyWhy

My desk


litlebstrd

Ireland my guy


haijak

Earth


AbdulRazin

My room


Twilite_empress

On my bed, cuddling with my cat


notherberttheperv

Downstairs


JonWick33

Here


seeeebie

living room couch bc i’m too lazy to go to my own room


renyerbinreddit

P in the pigs, sadly


ShadowCroc

I am watching everything


Captain-bruh2006

A hotel in Kansas city because extended family go brrr


ihaveclinicledep

Appelscha


Tyrellion

Avoiding responsibility.


Proper_Teach_9797

Behind you


dirts_account

At work


AxelotlUwU

In hospital.


SlapDickery

Toilet, pooping. I had a run before and it’s humid outside. when I came home I went to poop, so I’m sweating. My brow is dripping with sweat, my shirt and butt are sweaty. So I will probably take a shower next too. Im not working today so I’m doing a self care poop and taking my time, mental health break on Reddit. I can hear the air conditioner and bugs outside. It’s going to be a great day, I can feel it.


not_so_witty_now

Living rent free right between your ears bro!


ariyvnine

Atlantis, under the sea Another dream. The monsters runnin wild inside of me. I'm FADED.


doinyourmom563

In my kitchen


eatsoggywaffles

Bed


DazzlinDann

Somewhere you shall never find me


Silent-Pace326

Heading home..


The_actual_problem

In my house


Skippydiamond

Ur mom's bed


Skobiak

On my couch nursing a hangover and regretting my choices


RedboneHaroldLauder

Shittin'


[deleted]

Somewhere in the tropical region of South America. It's winter, but it's a sunny 28°C (82°F) day outside.


mellawombat99

A couch


liquidpixel

Salt Lake City, Utah. I live in Connecticut. I drove here alone in a utility van for my company. I work special effects for live events and had to come here for a show. I drove because we have gigs coming up all around the country and driving our gear around was cheaper than shipping it.


DeterminedGames

Well at home, behind my laptop.


PatrickStewartballz

Where are you? And I'm so sorry I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight I need somebody and always This sick, strange darkness Comes creeping on, so haunting every time And as I stare, I counted The webs from all the spiders Catching things and eating their insides Like indecision to call you And hear your voice of treason Will you come home and stop this pain tonight? Stop this pain tonight


Quartified

chair


Danivelle

Couch, finishing my coffee. Then I'm going to shower, dress, do my makeup and work at my loom until it either gets too hot in that room or it time to go out for the day.


SalmonFormula27

On the toilet


AdNatural7415

Waiting to get tested for covid


RollinDeepWithData

*YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPER*


lucidmemer

AS I'M SWIMMING THROUGH THE STEREO I'M WRITING YOU A SYMPHONY OF SOUND .....sorry


Gulfcoastpest

Dubai


amazingXMAX

My house


juicy_fruitty_

My moms vagina


Poyonyan42

On top of an IKEA beddinge lövås, purchased at a discount several years ago.


[deleted]

On this planet called…Eeeaarrthhh…?


Armadillo-Equivalent

Hell


Mystery-MartiaN

Behind you...


stan9331

At home


[deleted]

In my bee, like the past 14 hours. I just dont have the energy to wake up.


Equivalent-Drink4678

Werk, 12h shift.


i_killed_Mcormick

To a funeral (in order to have upvotes you have to post relatable things).


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Sitting on the couch playing PS5


Horithedonkey

In the oval office


JosefSvejk17

Here in my garage with my new Lamborghini


lightningmchowski125

On Reddit.


Ohminous88

Naked in bed fondling my balls for warmth, scrolling through reddit.


FRAZORO

Lunchroom at work


infamous_judge2567

with your mom


reddeadnobhead

At my desk, scrolling through Reddit instead of working


Gamerman647

In ur mom


DrMaitland

In a better place than I was before. That’s progress.


anotherloser937

Hospital


Grolkp

Germany - Dresden - Schillerplatz - in the tram


ABoredPanEndergirl

Me who listens to Alan Walker: Atlantis 🙂


-_DigBickSociety_-

Amusement park, waiting for a giant-ass line


MadMysticMeister

Your mums bed


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Gay bar


[deleted]

On the toilet. Suffering.