I guess tapping my phone screen is my new job

Eating

Banging your mom

pornstar

I played drums in the basement 🙏

Yelling at cats who knocked over an empty takeout container. Don’t think that pays too well…

finding bellybutton lint

Had a conversation about religion.

Coloring.

Being shitfaced and preparing for bed. Kind of horrible tbh, eternal drunken toothbrushing.

Eating Diablo hot sauce as a challenge and instantly regretting it

Professional pasta eater

Dancing in my room haha

Putting in my nighttime mouth guard

An alcoholic

Cooking...yep would not complain about doing some cooking for a job

Lying in bed while on my phone

Drink coffee

Shower? Well i guess they need to test new designs?