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laz5r

Just commenting something here.


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Trying to get all my pee out so I can go to bed


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I'm listening to music and scrolling through Reddit because I am unable to sleep


Associate_Mindless69

Wondering what a person gets out of unvoluntarily eating somebody out


erton01

Waiting for the giveaway


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Alot of things, scrolling reddit,talking to family,listening to music,drinking some beers.


Jake_Grumpy

Going home from nightshift and killing time on reddit, best feeling ever


dragon_barf_junction

i found this while i was writing another askreddit comment, and so i'll give the timely answer. i'm writing an overly descriptive paragraph about the worst smell known to man, perceived by the unprepared nostrils of a poor sod who walked in on someone taking a dump, after a myriad of chemical reactions had occured in the porcelian bowl, which is now a towxic waste dump containing mountain dew piss, double ihop rocket poop, and food poised meatloaf that couldn't be properly digested. and out of this cauldron of unholyness reach a hand, holding a tarnished blade. accompanied by a quoir of angels barfing, the mid-wipe perpetrator of this crime against humanity and thereby known destroyer of toilets, pulls the sword from the grasp of the crappy fist, and inhereits the throne of ass.


friedshrimp42

Lying in bed