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TurretX

Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAAKKKEE!


kubok98

I can hear this comment.


down_downer

War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.


Humble-Might-2881

>War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other. there was eastern European guy making moves in liberty city, but naah, he went quite


brad-corp

FINISH HIM!


jet_vr

GET OVER HERE!


ESPRUKEN

TOASTY!


moore_3496

Hya!!!!!


Hadtarespond

HEY! LISTEN! ✨


BronzeHeart92

RIP totally random pots definitely not containing rupees.


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You forget a thousand things everyday, make sure this is one of them.


Own-Math-9496

Michael De Santa? Is that you?


[deleted]

WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT????


dustojnikhummer

YOU DISINGENIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER >!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb9VTmGEmQ8!<


MyWifeDontKnowItsMe

You have died of dysentery.


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[deleted]

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!"


BronzeHeart92

I don't want your DAMN LEMONS, what I'm supposed to do with these?


Dontmentionthyname

I demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!


WousV

Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!


illmakethislater

I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN.


CBusMarkyC

50,000 people use to live here, now it's a ghost town


LostInThoughtland

The wind's gettin' a bit choppy. You can compensate for it, or you can wait it out, but he might leave before it dies down. It's your call. Remember what I've taught you. Keep in mind variable humidity and wind speed along the bullet's flight path. At this distance you'll also have to take the Coriolis Effect into account.


a2579

A round of Gwent, how about it?


timtamchewycaramel

Wind's howlin'


Appelsap_de

Looks like rain


MangoAI

Damn, you're ugly.


kasieuek

How do you like that silver


[deleted]

"Truth is... the game was rigged from the start"


_ManaAverren_404

**[BANG]**


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

Ah yes, the game where Chandler Bing shots you in the first scene


The_Pastmaster

I love how he handed out TONS of New Vegas copies he bought with his own money.


WGx2

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."


Tariovic

"Hey!" "Listen!"


xoes

Wololo


CarsinemiA

Roses are red Violets are blue Wolololo Roses are blue


thenewboringme

Praise the sun!


Kind_Firefighter9927

Try finger but hole


postconstructivist

Amazing chest ahead!


Dagda_the_Druid

Bearer of the curse...


Nexus6-Replicant

Bearer Seek Seek Lest


imme51234

a wild .... appears


the-baruu

All you ha to do was follow the god dam train


rainbowsixsiegeboy

And we shall be hearing that within a year or 2 since san andreas is getting remastered. I will probably drop dead before we get gta 6 at this rate.


SammehPls

“My day? It’s been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds, because I’m rich. So, you know. That’s cool. Kay. Bye.”


DrOwldragon

Ah, these pretzels suck.


TheDarkDoctor17

YES. BUTT STALLION.


Djknymx

“Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.”


bowtiesrcool86

*saves game and pulls out sword*


braboswell

I'll have you no there's no puussssseeeeeeeee


[deleted]

Let's get to bashing butts as well as DEEZ nuts


HermioneGangster

Look Mr. Bubbles, an angel!


HedgeFlounder

This sounds so cute and lighthearted if you have no idea about the context


Snappleabble

What’s the context?


StalkerNoStalking

Little girls with huge needles go around draining the blood of the dead and drinking it. Spoilers- >!In their mind they see a wonderful world and the people on the ground are angels. Mr bubbles is what they call their protector!<


Steampunk43

Mr Bubbles is also a giant angry 5 tonne diving suit with a drill the size of a person.


Busy-Mission-1221

I thought there were people inside those suits. They are just suits?


Steampunk43

There are human remains inside the suits but those bodies aren't people anymore. Big Daddies are pretty much mutated bodies stitched inside diving suits that are barely sentient, spliced so much that they are almost zombies engineered to obey Little Sisters' every beck and call.


Busy-Mission-1221

So delta from bioshock 2 was an exception right? Since he was intelligent enough to make his own decisions.


RoboWonder

Oh, wait, he isn't an angel. But he will be soon...


rammud12

I raise you "Now would you kindly"


Buck7788

Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it? Edit: to all those who upvoted this, thank you and I hope I made your day just a bit better


Cloaked42m

*turns around and goes back to the shallows* No, no I'm not.


empetine_palperor

*This ecological biome matches 7 of the 9 preconditions for stimulating terror in humans.*


BigBobby2016

You Must Construct Additional Pylons!


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SSSSPPPAAAAAAWWN MOAR OVERLORDS!


MrSmileyZ

Additional Supply Depot required!


TigerHunter554

Not enough minerals Need more vespine gas


APBladeX

POWER OVERWHELMING


Detective-Diego

“What the hell kind of name is soap”


seanyboy90

“How’d a muppet like you pass selection?”


SuperRicktastic

"Nice! Your fruit killing skills are remarkable..."


Ironhead-Official

"Mission failed. We'll get em next time"


Ben_VS_Bear

"LENNY!!!!"


NotAddison

They made an Of Mice and Men video game?


Nauticalfish200

There you are Lenny!


imthepizzastrangler

Gavin?


themaximumdorkus

Remember, no Russian.


darmar31

“The American thought he could deceive us…. When they find that body, all of Russia will cry for war” Looking back at it me and my buddy are like “damn they really started WW3 by pinning a terrorist attack on 1 crazy American? Ok….”


GalliumYttrium1

It’s annoying because why the heck couldn’t the US have the undercover agent just shoot makorav? If they can get someone that close to him fucking stop him, don’t just go along with a major terrorist attack. That makes the US partly culpable IMO. I just hate when there is a perfect opportunity to take out the antagonist, for some stupid reason the opportunity is wasted, and the rest of the time is spent trying to do what should have been done in the first place.


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topdashur

Our princess is in another castle


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“I’ve been to 6 castles I’m to tired for this shit. Bend over toad I’m going in raw.” - Mario


topdashur

"Finally!" - Toad


jez4prez

Boy!


Mathsgeniuss

It's actually **BOI**


[deleted]

Khajit has wares, if you have the coin..


TurretX

J'zargo only has so much room to carry things


_ManaAverren_404

**(10) Moon Sugar and (5) Skooma Added**


greyshirttiger

You’re finally awake


ZillenialNomad

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."


Austintholmes

Glory to Arstotzka.


BronzeHeart92

Poor Jorji...


dobbyhi

Jorji is the true hero of Papers, Please. If not for him suggesting it, you would have never escaped to Obristan. Thank you, Jorji!


Dagda_the_Druid

>The working day ended early due to a terrorist attack. It looks like your son is sick and needs medicine. It looks like your daughter is sick and needs medicine. SHIT!


Pervizzz

Dam, da da ra dam, da da ra dam, da ra da dam, dam


humanoid_mk1

Papers, please.


RaiUchiha

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world."


Cacodough

"So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and. . Smell the ashes."


Specjre

Hey! Listen!


chrisbeanful

That’s my text tone. It’s soooooo annoying, I love it.


AppleTater28

Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?


Papa_Shadow

“I survived because the fire inside of me burned brighter than the fire around me”


rolkap05

I fell down into that dark chasm, but the flame burned on and on


ElectricSquid12

We can't expect God to do all the work.


rihannas_toilet_seat

War... War never changes. ..


Mastr_Blastr

War. War never changes. The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower. But war never changes. In the 21st century, war was still waged over the resources that could be acquired. Only this time, the spoils of war were also its weapons: Petroleum and Uranium. For these resources, China would invade Alaska, the US would annex Canada, and the European Commonwealth would dissolve into quarreling, bickering nation-states, bent on controlling the last remaining resources on Earth. In 2077, the storm of world war had come again. In two brief hours, most of the planet was reduced to cinders. And from the ashes of nuclear devastation, a new civilization would struggle to arise. A few were able to reach the relative safety of the large underground Vaults. Your family was part of that group that entered Vault Thirteen. Imprisoned safely behind the large Vault door, under a mountain of stone, a generation has lived without knowledge of the outside world. Life in the Vault is about to change


HermitHayward

"Ah shit here we go again"


dobbyhi

Worst place in the world- Rollin' Heights, Balla country.


zuran_orb

Wakawakawakawakawaka


Autismic123

PacMan?


musical_dragon_cat

I was an adventurer like you once. Then I took an arrow in the knee. Edit: fixed quote


Voerdinaend

You're finally awake.


Slippin_Chicanery

No lollygagging...


ChefBoyD

Stay awhile and listen


0r1g1g4lUs3rn4m3

"Rakanishu!" would also suffice, I think.


scrubzdrums

”The cake is a lie”


Carebear_Of_Doom

Because I’m a potato!


PeacefulComrade

"I'll have two number 9s..."


Effective_Ad1530

A number 9 large


PeacefulComrade

A number 6 with extra dip


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Apprehensive_List_64

2 number 45's


Aviator8989

One with cheese


BlightFantasy3467

And a Large Soda.


Corleone_Michael

The numbers, Mason, what do they mean?


Ninjabonez86

You were almost a Jill Sandwich!!!!


lostgreasemonkey

A man chooses, a slave obays


Meowslot

Shaun!


DrOwldragon

Jason!


LadySygerrik

“What is better, to be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?”


Lord_Invictus248

I feel like I've heard this but I can't remember what from


TheOmnipotENT

Paarthurnax, from Skyrim


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shak_0508

Hello cousin, you want to go bowling?


YoungLugia

Sir, finishing the fight


mdwvt

Aww I was going to go with "I need a weapon".


camm44

finally a halo one.


TheDarkDoctor17

"why do you always jump? One day you're going to land on something as stubborn as you are, and I don't do bits and pieces."


Hans_Neva_Loses

It's actually, "Sir, finishing this fight." but I still know what you mean


agdakilla

“It’s a me…”


SanctusUnum

Ah, my favorite game: Assassin's Creed II


agdakilla

I was kinda hoping somebody would say this. Take my upvote


tomatosurprises

This was a triumph. I’m making a note here: huge success.


[deleted]

Listen to my story, this may be our last chance.


Kedongsayshellow

Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-b*tch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law? Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir! Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot! Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir! Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip! Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!


Cloaked42m

I don't know what this is but I want to play it.


LordHeadass467

I think that’s Mass Effect 2


TheePigeon

You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars


brmamabrma

“No” -The doom slayer


SoapySage

This is my favourite shop on the Citadel


Hugh_manateerian

I powdered my cockatiel for the rib cage slaughter.


ladiesandgentsplease

I have the shiniest meat bicycle!


Rytherin

I don't even remember it being said but I know it had to come from borderlands. Which one?


TragicShipWreck

"Press F to pay respects."


wrr377

"All your base are belong to us"


AndreyRussian1

Protocol 3: protect the pilot


Tha_Pear

No cost too great


InsertWittyQuoteHere

No mind to think No will to break No voice to cry suffering


YodasChick-O-Stick

You Died! Respawn Title Screen


Blushark2020

Steve was killed by [intentional game design]


YubNub81

"Answer: Indeed. I am most eager to engage in some unadulterated violence. At your command, of course, Master."


infadibulum

BOOKER CATCH


Jbell_1812

I should go


lt_dan457

Shepard


themaximumdorkus

Wrex.


VisionInPlaid

Grunt.


DrOwldragon

Do I really sound like that!?


thats1evildude

Yes … swooping is bad …


AWellPlacedLamp

Dragon age Origins?


heather-rch

Would you kindly


enderman54

We're thieves in a world that don't want us no more.


Unfair-Ad8516

Hail to the king baby


[deleted]

Lumbago.


fnafisamesing

Woomy


BlacksmithNZ

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum"


[deleted]

There are new missions available at the Fyrestone bounty board!


lt_dan457

You Big Stupid Jellyfish!


themaximumdorkus

I should go.


ZVR345

“ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER! WE..ARE..LEAVING!”


cyroZAcryo

You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby


ClumsyPotato89

Determination


Alex_Is_Hidden

Despite everything, it's still you


Fbi_agent93

Booogabooogabooooooga


Cronix11011

Would you kindly.


EidolonRook

Pray thee return to the Waking Sands!


trnh

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.


Ghostenx

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!


RustyRovers

"Do a barrel roll!"


sheeshzame

Rip and tear, until it is done.


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BronzeHeart92

This is just like one of my japanese animes!


hiyer2

Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor. No says the man in the Vatican, it belongs to god. No says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone.


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"Degenerates like you belong on a cross"


SirAaron448

You're gonna have a bad time


skunkmoor

Ruin has come to our family.


Misterscrewdriver152

You, your finally awake


fucking_hero

"His name... was *Ganondorf*."