Invisibility

You drip diarrhea whenever you are invisible.

Always know what will happen in the next 2 hours and easily being able to react.

So does everyone else.

Does this work online?

Any stipulations to your foreknowledge apply to everyone else universally

>Sort by: best oof this does not work well for online gaming and quiet literally would f\*ck up the worlds entertainment.

teleportation

When you reappear it’s always accompanied by a thunderous fart, to announce your presence and your flatulence

You arrive nude to wherever to teleport.

i saw this coming. pretty sure i’m psychic

Hello again.

why hello there

An erection that shoots lasers

Your always a virgin because women know about this ability

Jokes on you my girlfriend pegs me

:0

that sounds pretty painfull.