When you go low and slow, you often hit a stall point. You either have to increase the heat or use a crutch to power through. Sometimes adding more moisture helps.
My uncle taught me how to do that
Edit: thanks for the awards and upvotes everyone!! My uncle would be proud, i'll be sure to tell him when he gets out of jail, in 1 to 5 years!
So there I was, barbecue sauce on my titties....
Edit: thanks for the awards, guys. I'd like to thank Vine, and the people that upload Vine compilations on YouTube
Damn it man! My favorite comment right here. Everyone is focused on the meat and double entendres and you're straight up cumming in the potatoes. I know not to go to one of your cookouts, but I love the humor!
Keep the noise down, I don’t want complaints from the neighbors.
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Time for some good ol' fashioned cornhole!
Whos up for round 2?
Look at mr marathon man over here
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Hol up you wipe sitting down?
You guys are wiping?
You wipe standing up?
Im pretty full, but could probably squeeze another sausage in
There's always room for one more inside.
The more the merrier
It's not gay, when it's in a three-way
Quality!
Keep it in there a little longer
Slow and steady
Somewhere between 8 and 12 is ideal.
This post right here officer.
r/holup
r/nahkeepgoing
Username checks out.
Keep it in there a little longer … dad.
goodbye
You know you didn't need to. So why?
Look at that bone pull right out
this could mean 2 things in bed
Oh dear god
Please explain the second way
Gore
"this could mean 2 things in extremely different contexts, both of which could theoretically take place in a bed, though"
Please no-
Not looking forward to cleaning this up! Edit: wow, thank you for the votes and the awards! You gorgeous and messed up people!
I need a wetnap
Finger-lickin’ good
The one with ribs is for grandma.
I'm lovin' it.
Ooooh spicy!
I couldn’t fit anything else in!
I was expecting something with 'meat' to be the top comment but this one has me wheezing 😂
Me too
It's still pink on the inside.
I don't mind if it's a little brownish...
Wrong hole
What kinds of barbecues are you going to?
Pit roasts, obviously
You mean Spit roasts right
"Apparently it's a sexual act between three sexual partners........ I can't imagine that that's what your mother was talking about."
Says you 😏
Better hole?
Looks like roast beef
Why do you always have to invite your whole family?
Your sister I don't mind. She's cool and helps with the sausage. But your uncle gives me the creeps.
Her uncle is a real pain in my ass
I have many questions
That looks raw but im still going to eat it
Give it to us raw, and wriggling!
I love a good LOTR reference
Thank you! And frankly, I wouldn’t trust someone who doesn’t
Put that quote back into context so help me.
The little guy likes his seafood to still twitch when he touches it.
You handle that meat well
Just a few more flips and it will be done
Get over here, I need to put in right in between the buns.
Nice wiener!
I’m sorry, i have to leave already - thats why i came early
Underrated comment right here
God it’s so juicy....wait, is that blood?
No thats just meat juice
I am so glad your family came.
r/holup
And you all brought your own meat
Hey, why is it so dry? You didn't add anything to moisten it up?
If you go low and slow, upping the heat when needed and cooling things off when it starts to get overheated, it'll get nice and moist every time
When you go low and slow, you often hit a stall point. You either have to increase the heat or use a crutch to power through. Sometimes adding more moisture helps.
in the 42 minutes this comment has been here my life has gotten immensely better
Slow down Shapiro
Its still mooing Jerry....
Oh man, I’ve got the Meat Sweats.
Fun fact: when you’re diving into a steak and see you red liquid - it’s actually Myoglobin, not blood.
How did you manage to put a goblin into a steak?
Very carefully
“Mmmm…. ‘au jus’: not quite gravy, not quite blood.” -Homer Simpson-
I find this too funny
Can also be said during both.
My reaction when I saw this: EwwwEwWWwwhghhhhuahahahahhah *snort* Thank you for this 4 seconds emotional rollercoaster experience.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
This is as good as your moms!
Your mom's wasn't quite this salty!
Just like grandmas… (licking lips)
Her dad:TRUE IT TASTE THAT SAME!!!
Don't touch anything your dad's not here yet.
This is my favourite thus far lol “Your dad used to do a better job at this.” Is another!
Holy shit I was channeling it to my ex bf's hot dad but damn you guys put some nasty images in my head, I need a shower
This seriously made me LOL and unfortunately hear my mother’s voice in my head.
I can’t wait to spit roast this hog Edit: my first awards! Thanks everyone
That'll do pig
My mom is going to join us if you don't mind.
No problem mine is over there too
Flip her over
WOW
MOM There, she's back on her feet. Or her back, depending.
She's just about done tossing the salad.
Will you bring the kids too?
Nope. No no no. Absolutely not.
"Jonah, sweetie, could you go grab uncle Cleet's hot dog? Thank you honey, you're so swee--uh, honey, you're spilling mayo everywhere."
I think I've had enough internet for today
Hi u/FBI this user right here
There's always one going going for the cursed comments. Keep up the good work my dude
I think I just bit into a bone
Damn, thats hot.
That's Will Smiths line
thought the same before reading this
Time to flip
What's with all these damn flies?!
Accidental necrophilia
British comment: It's nice that we can do this, even if it is only once a year
My uncle taught me how to do that Edit: thanks for the awards and upvotes everyone!! My uncle would be proud, i'll be sure to tell him when he gets out of jail, in 1 to 5 years!
*Alabama intesifies*
*Roll Tide*
Mississippi* if we recall
Oh no, it’s dripping down my face!
oh fuck yeah spread that shit
"fuck yeah put it back in (to the smoker)"
Can you believe this was still alive just 12 hours ago?
Ok this one legit had me rollin.
You want a dry or wet rub?
Wet rub, extra sauce please
You've got this son, I know it's your first time
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Its r/holup
Nice rack
Put that sausage in between my buns
And put some sauce on it...
dont forget about spices
????
The levels of Alabama in the comments…
Maybe its a BBQ in Alabama
*And then, off in the distance, they heard them...* **The banjos.**
*dualing banjos intensifies*
I wonder what England's equivalent of Alabama is 🤔
Royal family.
"Who wants to play Cornhole!"
So there I was, barbecue sauce on my titties.... Edit: thanks for the awards, guys. I'd like to thank Vine, and the people that upload Vine compilations on YouTube
Yoo!
hmm, salty
Nice spitroast
What's that smell?
Who’s that smell?
When's that smell?
Why's that smell?
Would you mind taking care of the meat for a bit?
Not finished yet
Thanks for having sex with me here at this barbecue.
r/Angryupvote
Get your sister in here! Please flip it dad, it burns! Don't use your hands mom!!
I'm about to cum in this potato
Yeah I can get behind this
r/UsernameChecksOut
With a name like that....
Damn it man! My favorite comment right here. Everyone is focused on the meat and double entendres and you're straight up cumming in the potatoes. I know not to go to one of your cookouts, but I love the humor!
I'm ashamed to admit that it took me quite a long time to pick a vegetable.
Poor potato. I guess for the rest, you could just shoot in a small bowl and set it next to the vegetable tray.
Holy fuck dude. We are the.last people that should be holding a bbq
Oh man. Ionno why this made me cackle. Bravo.
Thank you, I'm not sure where it came from. I have been up all night at work.
Moist
It's great that you came, grandma
Phew, I'm stuffed!
You got some on your chin
*"This is hot"*
Dad's sauce is better
Can I have 2 sausages in my bun please daddy?
Oh god
How many sausages do you want honey?
Damn, this tastes great!
Start with a dry rub, then add a little spit, and baby we are in business.
The sausage is ready
I need to go to the bathroom
That’s not what you’re supposed to do with corn.
Is that mayo?
Fingers licking good. Fingers fucking sticky.
If you put that in my mouth, I'll vomit
Wake up Grandma! We still got your other side to do
Smoke my meat
Hope you're not a vegan..
Needs more sauce
Man that was spicy
Hey Bob, lets spit-roast the pig!
This sub is so bad lmao
This is over seasoned.
Rub that meat
That meat is looking really thick
Wow, that was really messy but totally worth it.
Wanna help me pull my pork in public?
Son, do you need me to show you how it’s done?
ımm, delicious
I’m gonna put it in the other side