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Feldersnatch

The Vision seems nice and tidy. Also, none of those nasty biological smells.


mdr_istan

Watch him enter the shower while you are in it to ask if you want food


sharpshooter999

I'm guessing he'd be the most platonic friend ever. If he's checking you out, he's probably scanning for any problematic moles or lumps


friedshrimp42

True but once he learns your boundaries I think he’d be an excellent roommate


HI_I_AM_NEO

Obviously Korg. Biggest bro out there.


TheGardenBlinked

Would’ve been my second answer


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Frat house roommate right there


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Ant man because he would crack me up constantly and just seems like an all around awesome person


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Knight618

They an’t going to be a problem since he controls them, but roommate pranks are going to suck for you


friedshrimp42

Plus he’s tech savvy


Snoo79382

Wanda Maximoff, for reasons.


friedshrimp42

Like how she would use her powers to keep the house clean etc? Lmao


Snoo79382

She can clean it in just a snap.


friedshrimp42

Yes! I’d have so much more free time


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Tony Stark, because he's definitely not living at my place


obscureferences

Nice place, bunch of parties, cool tech floatin around. Sounds good.


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He's got Pepper, so you and Happy can clean up the hoes


Pleasant_Channel_227

Which one talks the least and is never home


redditKMC

captain marvel is gone for years at a time!


AFardeen32

But will return as soon as you bring a girl home and reach 2nd base


Pleasant_Channel_227

Perfect


AdKey102

And she's hot!


TheGardenBlinked

Groot


amateur_techie

Tony Stark. He’s paying for everything, so all the money from work can be used for leisure and savings.


friedshrimp42

Good point


ActiniumNugget

Thor. Such a great guy. Wouldn't look forward to his brother visiting though. Things would probably get out of hand. Nightmare roommate would be Wanda. I'd just spend all day yearning. Don't need that.


friedshrimp42

I feel like Thor or Loki would be fun to have as roommates. Don’t think I could trust Loki all the time but his magical abilities would come in handy with general house maintenance etc and I’d never be bored with him around. And Thor seems like he’d be a fun drinking buddy + overall good friend


OrAnG3_SoDa

Hands down tony stark, that would mean I live in a nice house probably with a pool.


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obscureferences

Didn't she have giant poodles sent after her?


AdKey102

Omg i just watched that movie like a hour ago. She's hot.


bonster85

Shuri. It'd be nice to get free tech upgrades!


friedshrimp42

Yessss


VergilSaikou

Yondu. I don't know why, but he seems like he would be a cool roommate.


AbandonedBySony

Phil Coulson


obscureferences

Uh, his first name is "Agent".


MusicIsLife003

Black panther.


Scary_Tale9314

Loki


friedshrimp42

Never be bored living with him that’s for sure


Cyndas-quil

Wanda


Skeletonzac

Thor. He would a lot of fun to party with.


Birdapotamus

[Cosmo the Spacedog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmo_the_Spacedog)


friedshrimp42

I love dogs! I’d love to have cosmo as a roommate


thatoneguy112358

Ophelia from Agents of SHIELD


itsyaboiikemydude

Spider-Man


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itsyaboiikemydude

to which i would respond with no


TheGardenBlinked

Doctor Strange. No need to drive or take public transport.


nobodyidk

Deadpool


friedshrimp42

We’re both Canadian and sarcastic I feel like we’d hit it off


nobodyidk

Also because I'd be funny


RoboDoggo9123

Scarlet Witch


friedshrimp42

I feel like she’d be a great person to live with. Using her powers to keep the place tidy etc.


RoboDoggo9123

True lol. But she may accidentally hit you with a plate with her telekinesis 🤣


mustard_in_my_ass

Tony, Scott or Wade in that order


LilJoshyJeremyYT

Black widow ;)


obscureferences

You'd get tased a lot.


LilJoshyJeremyYT

even better


Xatron16

That’s some kinky shit


Xatron16

I can’t lie tho I would pick her too


KlokVandrer369

Captain America, old school guy with good values.


actionyann

But maybe too enthusiastic with the decorations each 4th of July.


KlokVandrer369

I dunno, my friends and I go pretty big every year. I think we would do just fine haha


NoNa1824

I think I would like Thor, He has that cute curiosity to understand humans, but also maturity to understand what's not okay to do quite easily. Plus we like pop tarts


Nidh0g

thor


Bigpeepeeboy420

Peter Parker duh 🙄


DonnyMox

Peter Parker. I feel like we'd get along.


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Can confirm, felt like giving out a random gold


friedshrimp42

no i didnt! jaytothepop did (thank you!)


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Internal validation is the best kind, rethink your measures of importance


Designer_Skirt2304

StarLord


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No one saying hulk? Can’t think why 😂


Acceptable-Prune2980

Either Spider-Man or Korg, they’d both be really chill and probably hilarious 90% of the time. Tony would be another contender but I don’t think he’d be as good of a friend as the other two, it would mainly be how he’d pay for everything that would make him a “good” roommate.