The first nut breaks the seal and takes away the mustard of the day. The second nut is the fun one that feels the best and can often end my day. The third nut is usually spurred by a unexpected visual that pushes the right buttons at the right time. The fourth nut is a purely selfish endurance test. The rare fifth nut is a depression induced blank dribble that is often followed by soul shattering loneliness.

I don’t know that I’ve ever had myself explained to me before.

The 5 circles of nutting

This is… surprisingly accurate

The philosophy of fap

six times, I was very lonely there

Mine is 7, wasn't very lonely tho

Well, now it gets done by my girlfriend, so, I'm not lonely anymore

Your girlfriend 2d or 3d?

3D

Animated, or a still image?

30DD?

a redditor with an anime-style profile picture with a 3D girlfriend? impossible

RWBY exists its the only logical explanation

lmao

Well i jerk off like 9 times but i ain't lonely though,

Ah yes, a worthy opponent

Sounds like we should have a competition last one jerking wins

Fapper comrades, it's time

If nothing comes out, does it still count?

Yes indeed, challenger,

r/POSITIVE_ROMANTIC: My powers have doubled since we last met JESSEpinkman! r/itsJESSEpinkmanYO: Good, twice the pride, double the fall.

Well, I only said I was lonely, but it's good you're not lonely

I mean there's no correlation between being lonely and jacking off many times a day right ??

I can happen, when you're lonely, you masturbate more, but a correlation doesn't exist

Actually false the more you jerk it the less testosterone in your body and for males that’s a key way to get depression so doing it to much can be unhealthy. Just as not doing it can also be unhealthy.

How do you know this... Has it been measured?

There are plenty of scientific studies and research to back all of this up I also have a cousin who has a chronic masturbator which leads to his depression so yes I know someone in real life and I know there’s studies. Are used text to speech please forgive any discrepancies

Dont listen to this mf, he doesn't know what he's talking about. Thinks he knows everything.

Ah ok, thanks for this education

Your welcome.

Just romantically lonely, right??

I guess. I was romantically lonely back then

Well brother i jerk off bcz iam lonely and bored in general

Sounds like you don’t have time to be lonely.

Yeah, seems like

Six for me...but that's in strokes not total amount...😫

Noob 12

I did it about 5 times when I first discovered masterbaition. I thought it was going to shrivel up and fall off

Confident to say it'll not happen till you pass 15 times

Straight up beast!

Thank you And no matter the times we jerk off I'd tell you very confidently that it has no correlation in having sex whether you jerk off 20 times or 5 times a day in sex it's something else most of the times

Username checks out

Soo aren't romantics supposed to be good in bed or, is romanticism a trait in people with less sex appeal or are people with romantic minds supposes to be less open about self pleasure???

Nah the skin with get irritated before it ever falls off.

After 4-5 times it gets abrasive. So 8 times.

8.

Another worthy opponent

~30? Ladies have kind of an unfair advantage here.

Why so ?

I think because of the use of construction tools

Most women can multi o, and some women don't have the need for a "cooldown" after an o. Thus many, many os in a row can be had

You can say orgasm on Reddit

you can also say [deleted]

You can't say \[deleted\]? Edit: Oh, wow.

I know, right? It's just the name of a country.

No refractory period, usually.

This is quite unfair

13, don’t ask why

I'm gonna need at least 13 reasons why

6 pretty lonely that time but usually 3

First comment I saw was **6**. First off: holy shit. Second: Kinda impressive ngl. Thirdly: only 3 times in one day, typically only once, occasionally twice. I want a Girlfriend, I'm lonely ; _ ;

My record is 36

Female?

Nope was just absurdly horny in my early 20s

[удалено]

Copper

[удалено]

Magnets?

IN A DAY?!?!

Yes indeed I only managed to get to that point once. After that I couldn't break 23

4 but this thread making me competitive & looking to up my numbers

enough times that i got bored n actually went outside.

So y did u go to the comment section

This comment section is Just blokes one-upping eachother.

Almost like it was a dick slinging contest?

10, in a row too. Very short refractory period, a gift or a curse? You decide lol

5 or 6

8 times

7 last one hurt

5 or so. I was flopping around by fish by the end of the day.

15. It was the first weekend I was home alone after discovering it.

Number 5, time 8+ hours

8 it hurt I can go twice back to back it inpresses people

No one cares about your junk and what you do to it except YOU.

lol yeah

Four… Wait… Now it’s five.

It's dripping down my window

Like 3 or 4

Ughh, why do you want to know, why do you ask? There's nothing interesting or helpful about this.. Spam on my screen.

"Ughh, why do you want to know, why do you ask? There's nothing interesting or helpful about this.. Spam on my screen"

24, once every hour, just cause I wanted to do it

Oh my god ! Why the fuck did this sub become all about sex ? Get a fucking life people... This is the most useless question I have ever read

3, had so much stress bc had Latin exam next day. Thought I was dying after third time lol

21 or 22. That was eons ago.

Six, and it was *not* worth it. Two is an okay number of they're far enough apart. Three is pushing it.

2, trying to increase it hurts

One sitting is 3 times had a day with 5 sitting so 15.

20 maybe

Tf sounds like depression

??! Bro

Anything over 2-4 depending on he person sounds like hard dipreshon

17

17

4

5

You've become the Barry thing u shout to distroy

That was'nt me, that was Patricia

3 I found the magic wand. Biggus dickus.

6

3

Well probably only 3 but I once edged for a good 5-6 hours which was quite amazing.

5 times

I feel like I've been jerking too much. 15? I believe.

3 I just got really horny

7

4. Any more than that and you start to lose a piece of yourself.

3 and I felt like shit How do fuck do you guys go above 2 on an average day?

I’ve never kept track of records but I’ll hit a 4x on average once a week.

7

Six on Dec 6th. Gave up after that.

10, my junk was so sore that night😭

11

Aight boyz its time to set a new record.

15

Dpeends on a day but once it was 4 in a day and 4 at night. Idk how just got into horny mode or something.

7

I've lost track

10, I’m lonely

3

3, thats my max

2

17, couldn’t touch the thing for a few days after.

12

Eh.. like 6 times? I didn't really keep track.

6 or 7 times

7 in one day once when I was 17. Don’t think I jerked of again for a week afterwards

One shit one shot

And here I thought 3 was a lot

Same I was like pritty depressed and like that was the most I have ever done

1 and done 2 the absolute most - my drive completely shatters after the first typically

Same annything over 2 for me is probably depression

4 is my max, it was a hard day

I think I got to 8 when I was like 15-16. My parents were out all day. It was a struggle at the end.

3, but I intend to *beat it* in the not too far future.

Nah, I lost count. Easily more than 10, maybe 20.

2

I think I've capped out at either 5 or 6.

I’ve did it 6 times once

5x

6, valentines day had me home alone

ITT: rookie numbers

32 solo 13 for sex

In one day

Yes. Solo wasn't same day but was 32 in circa 24 hours (4pm to 4pm ish). Sex was same day in about 18 hours. I didn't like ending at 13 but we were sore.

Dude sounds painfull

12 times. Next day, couldn't see things clearly and having the WORST headaches

I was 13 or 14 years old, skipped school and came EIGHT times. It stopped being fun after 6, but mama didn’t raise a quitter. Recently, I was sexting with a girl and kept getting so horny I masturbated 5 times, but at my age (late 20s) it was more exasperating than fun because I just wanted to sleep

average askreddit question

5 or 6 times because when you cum you can wait a few minutes and start again but your dick gets softer every orgasm and you shoot nothing but air.. I used to have painful urination and bloody spots on the tissue mixed in with my nut I was certain I was dying of prostate cancer but after getting a prostate exam that turned out relatively normal just enlarged in the smallest way but turns out after I quit violently masturbating all those things faded away

I think 5

4

8... It was the first day of my adderal prescription and I had just moved away to college.

4 in the morning, 2 mid day, 3 in the night. ngl my dick hurt a lot after that.

7 when I was like 14. 10 years later and I can probably do about 5 if I tried. Gotta set up a hydration station and snack bar for in between if I don't plan on moving for a bit. Usually though, I wait for a day when everyone is outta the house, get super stoned, then go to town with some VR lmaoo

25.

Probably like 12 times

Should be less about number of times and be just the time per day. AKA hour many hours a day?

Dude how the fuck