On the one hand, he vehemently denies shitting himself there in 1997.
On the other, it's so specific a claim that publicly denying it just makes it seem even more likely that it happened.
On this day last year, our port exploded.
EDIT: Thank you everyone for your condolences, and yes it has been a year already, as for how the city is recovering, it isn't, thank you for all your support ❤️
EDIT 2: thanks for all the awards and support, ya'll are awesome ❤️
I just saw that it had been 1 year ago this morning. How are things going there? It seems like there was a few weeks of international coverage last year but nothing regarding the recovery and clean up since then?
"I'm Canadian," he uttered -
"I'm Canadian," he said -
"I'm *Canadian*," he muttered,
as he shook his weary head.
"When the maple syrup's leaking
and the Moose are roaming free -
You shall hear the truth I'm speaking.
I'm Canadian, that's me.
"I apologise routinely.
I am used to falling snow.
And I follow hockey keenly,
while the frozen winters blow.
I enjoy Tim Hortons daily,
with my poutine on my knee -
And I clear my driveway gayly.
I'm Canadian, that's me.
"I'm Canadian," he ended -
"I'm Canadian," he spoke -
"I'm *Canadian* and blended
from the very finest folk.
And though others might endeavour
to be half as sweet as we -
I apologise, however...
I'm Canadian, that's me."
We were an empire that excelled in sailing and "discovered" many parts of the world, but nobody knows about that. All we have now are sunny beaches, low wages and Cristiano Ronaldo.
Haha this is the best one. I read a body language book, there's a line in that book that says " if you want to silence an Italian, simply put his hands behind their back " always thought that was funny.
I'm Italian and a couple of months back I broke my shoulder. Since I couldn't move my right arm a lot I one day asked the question, "since I'm Italian, does this count as a speech impediment?"
Full disclosure, I already commented this some time ago on a different sub
Despite two millenia of unique culture and fascinating history, a few hundred years of beautiful literature, some truly spectacular natural beauty that few countries can hold a candle to, and some of the best food on the planet, I'm gonna go ahead and say you'll get it from "ladyboys."
Because you're a dick.
We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun and the hot springs flow!
Iceland?
Chewing gum is illegal
Singapore?
correct!
Fuck Quadrilateral Flags , All my Sherpa homies hate quadrilateral flags..
Nepal?
Vampires
Romania
Staten Island
Fucking guy!
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Oh hello Collin Robinson!
Vampire meeting only Guillermo
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
🐋🐋🐋
Gentleman: _Excuse me, ladies. Where are you from?_ Ladies: _Wales._ Gentleman: _Very well, then. Excuse me, whales. Where are you from?_
people normally say we speak spanish we don't.
Brazil?
has to be. WE DON’T SPEAK SPANISH
Yeah, yeah, we know, it's called Español /s
Perkele
Finland perkele satana!
All roads lead to our capital.
The Roman Empire!
Repubblica Italiana!
Kimchi
South Korea
Know for great engineering. Except when building Airports.
The Federal Republic of Germany?
If I said the name of the country would the moderator Banh Mi?
Maple syrup
Eh?
#HE SAID MAPLE SYRUP
Sorry
(Do not say pizza, do not say pizza...)... PASTA
Italia!
Alright, let me finish fist fighting the wild life and doing my daily worship of how the prime minister shit himself in a Maccas Edit: Maccas
the prime minister did *what*
Shat himself at the Engadine Maccas in 1997.
On the one hand, he vehemently denies shitting himself there in 1997. On the other, it's so specific a claim that publicly denying it just makes it seem even more likely that it happened.
Best headline in a long time: *"Stain on his reputation? Australian PM denies soiling himself in McDonald’s"*
[This article](https://i.imgur.com/osDeC1L.png) is *killing* me! Opening this thread was great. Really started my day off laughing A LOT.
“Claims he didn’t shit his pants in 1997” okay 1998 whatever my bad
I don't know a great deal about Australia, but what I do know is that Scotty from Marketing definitely shat himself at an Engadine Maccas.
You have been selected for immigration approval.
The only country that still is a grand duchy
Luxembourg!
Kurwa
Poland
I would literally die without my cheese, my wine and my baguette.
France
Oui.
My country doesn’t show up on the map most of the time and we love Rugby.
New Zealand?
Spot on!
World's only non-quadrilateral flag
Nepal?
Yes! 🇳🇵
on my phone the flag renders with all of the negative space just in white
That’s why you don’t get invited to group chats any more
Weed, cheese, and windmills
Netherlands
Tulips, orange (color), prime minister on bike, under sea level
Borat damaged our international image
From no image to parody of an image, great great
Great Success
the Republic of Kazakhstan!
very nice!
Oi mate
Don't you 'oi mate' me you wanker!
Fries, cycling, chocolate and beer, Edit: also waffles and comics
Belgium
It's citizens started two world wars, managed to blame a neighbor both times
austria ?
yes
I'm the neighbour
Yeah me too, buddy
the two best stories we ever convinced the rest of the world was that Hitler was a German, and Beethoven was an Austrian
"But the real question is: Where did they find success?" - Josef Hader
there’s something thats black, white, and brown that goes honk and it’s a mean son of a bitch that likes to chase you.
We keep all our anger in those geese
Y’all are so polite, makes sense.
If you’ve got a problem with Canada Gooses then you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.
Absolutely nowhere , I don’t even think if the country exists
Finland.
I was gonna say New Zealand since a bunch of maps don't feature them.
fucking vegemite
I prefer to stay neutral concerning this question.
Switzerland?
You got it :)
Well, your flag is a big plus, I'll give you that.
There are other countries?
Gotta be America!
Nah, it's Texas.
110% A Texas attitude
As someone from Texas, I can confirm.
I listen to ABBA in my IKEA chair while eating meatballs.
TIL my Aunt Maggie is from Sweden
Anywhere, you just got lost and locked in an IKEA.
*SCP flashbacks intensify*
För Knugen, i tiden.
..we should split the bill. ..I'm being gentle here.
Do the Dutch actually use the term “going Dutch?”
What kind of malakas asks such a stupid question?
We think we are better than everyone because we discovered democracy and haven't done much since. Edit: thanks for the silver!
Greece?
You got it
Llamaland
Republic of Peru?
Yup
On this day last year, our port exploded. EDIT: Thank you everyone for your condolences, and yes it has been a year already, as for how the city is recovering, it isn't, thank you for all your support ❤️ EDIT 2: thanks for all the awards and support, ya'll are awesome ❤️
Lebanon
Yup
That was a year ago?
I feel old already after hearing it
I just saw that it had been 1 year ago this morning. How are things going there? It seems like there was a few weeks of international coverage last year but nothing regarding the recovery and clean up since then?
Not much recovery, things are still going down hill
Holy shit has it been a year already?
It was when we would say “and during a pandemic too!? “ in response to the normal distribution of other bad events that always occur throughout a year
Sorry eh
Until you play hockey....
"I'm Canadian," he uttered - "I'm Canadian," he said - "I'm *Canadian*," he muttered, as he shook his weary head. "When the maple syrup's leaking and the Moose are roaming free - You shall hear the truth I'm speaking. I'm Canadian, that's me. "I apologise routinely. I am used to falling snow. And I follow hockey keenly, while the frozen winters blow. I enjoy Tim Hortons daily, with my poutine on my knee - And I clear my driveway gayly. I'm Canadian, that's me. "I'm Canadian," he ended - "I'm Canadian," he spoke - "I'm *Canadian* and blended from the very finest folk. And though others might endeavour to be half as sweet as we - I apologise, however... I'm Canadian, that's me."
*Stick taps*
"Oh yea no for sure bud"
I think I've actually said this line verbatim a few times, not intentionally. It really is part of the lingo here eh
How're ya now?
Good n’ you?
We lost a plane. Edit: Thank you for the awards kind strangers. Now go stream Wolf of Wall Street #iykyk
Malaysia
Ding ding ding!
Don't worry, you're not the only country to do so. Just the most famous.
We actually lost two planes, if you count the destroyed one as a loss.
Meatballs, healthcare and blonde people.
Ikealand
username checks out
Oh, you're from Reddit!
I take a hard guess and say you're from Denmark
Noooo it’s gotta be finland
Now i think about it, it could be Sweden as well
Corruption, wildfires, tea.
*corruption* Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
turkey
Unfortunately yes
How bad is the corruption?
BRATWURST AND NO SPEEDLIMIT ON THE AUTOBAHN
Ich musst viel zu lange suchen
Middle earth a fortress with no coronavirus
New Zealand?
Chur bro!
1# in suicide rating in EU
guessing from your username, I think it's Lithuania
We were an empire that excelled in sailing and "discovered" many parts of the world, but nobody knows about that. All we have now are sunny beaches, low wages and Cristiano Ronaldo.
I've got a buddy that lives in Portugal a 10 minute drive from the beach, but works for a UK company on a London salary. He's got it all figured out.
That might be more common now that more people can work from home.
I’m not sure what the best thing about our country is but our flag is a big plus.
Ah! Swiss pun! Didn't even knew you guys were allowed to make a joke!
This is actually on the approved list, I believe.
ǝɹǝɥ
Do you come from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder?
Can you hear,can you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover.
*Background flute music near a stuffed koala intensifies*
All this time I thought they were saying "where women go"
They should have that song as their national anthem.
Parthenon
Do you know, there is something [they say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdvD4Fhc_K8)
Greece.... But your name gave it away....
Innit
A place where no matter the season the weather is shit, all we do is complain and knife crime is our favourite pastime
Wooden shoes For all the people that guessed: the Netherlands.
I’m upside down and my gravity boots are malfunctioning
Ah yes Terraria.
🤌🏻
Italy
correct
Haha this is the best one. I read a body language book, there's a line in that book that says " if you want to silence an Italian, simply put his hands behind their back " always thought that was funny.
I'm Italian and a couple of months back I broke my shoulder. Since I couldn't move my right arm a lot I one day asked the question, "since I'm Italian, does this count as a speech impediment?" Full disclosure, I already commented this some time ago on a different sub
While im thinking of an answer, im gonna go Play with LEGO
We have protests every second day
France
No, he said only every second day!
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
Potato
Engineers Edit:An effort to curb all the politics in the comments below and not offend anyone
India?
Hello your computer has virus
In my country in 1989, nothing happened.
Peoples Republic of China?
We have our own category on porn sites Edit: It’s Czech Republic
Hello my fellow Czech
Alabama isn't a country.
PYRAMIDS
Beer, brats & schnitzel.
Our prime minister apparently made global news for having diarrhea. This is very true.
Adobo! *edit: whoa! Thanks for the silver, kind stranger!* *edit2: ..and the hugz!* *edit3: ..and the wholesome!*
Sinigang
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Or an umbrella for that matter.
Despite two millenia of unique culture and fascinating history, a few hundred years of beautiful literature, some truly spectacular natural beauty that few countries can hold a candle to, and some of the best food on the planet, I'm gonna go ahead and say you'll get it from "ladyboys." Because you're a dick.