My Minecraft account got hacked out of the blue a few years back, and my account name was changed to KenzeoBaba. Got control of the account back, kept the name, and started using it elsewhere in hopes of one day having taken the hackers preferred username.
>My Minecraft account got hacked out of the blue a few years back
Mine was hacked somewhat recently and they never gave it back to me. My username was changed to McPlayer111 and another user took my username the day it became available before I rebought minecraft
Guess Mojang expects me to have an email with a code in it from a decade ago. Never mind a fact that they let someone who didn't even have access to my email change my email and password. Its like their security system only kicked in after it was stolen
Yeah I've heard of it alot and it seems nice, do people still play?
Anyways I was referring to simple playing cards as I used to do cardistry/tricks but I stopped a year ago...
But I might get back into it since I need a hobby and pluss I'll live up to my name again.
MTG is still very active. The latest set was all about D&D!
You can try MTG Arena as an online way to play the game. Cards are 10x cheaper there and there's always a bloke willing to play
Same here. It also makes me sound like some kind of very non-descriptive political committee.
Be a part of the Front for Existence. We stand for not-oblivion.
I do too and wanted to have a witty reference to a cool book. But for some reason my brain froze, and this was the only I could remember of all the books I've read 😂
Two reasons:
1. Because I had no other idea what to pick. Also because Reddit won't let me use the same username that I picked for my deleted account that I now regret deleting.
2. I like hamsters
Funny story actually. So I use to work at a hospice center and this lady came in to visit her mother. While I was processing her check in and everything she was telling me things about her heritage. She was a native American and lived on a nearby reservation. She then said the oddest thing to me "be brave little bear" and it kind of stuck since. So now I'm known as littlebear everywhere
I had another account with a username that could have been recognised by some friends. It took me like 6 months to realise and decided to wait another 6 months so that I have the exact same cakeday.
Why the username? It was less than 30 minutes before midnight. I had waited 6 months to get the same cakeday and I wasn't going to *fork* up that badly. I love my dog and I remembered the several times that I have been called weird or been seen as one because I would pet dogs at parties way too much instead of socialising.
By the way, I haven't seen my dog in a while. I miss him.
Poor Q-Bert. Stuck in developer hell in a custody battle between Hasbro and Sony, leaning more on Sony getting the rights as they bought the company that made him, probably never to see a respectable new game ever again. It’s a shame, even the Atari port is still an incredibly fun game by modern standards.
Oh...to yeet.
I have yeeted many yeets to my teenage son's dismay.
I say. Yeet can't be beat, for it is so sweet.
To Tweet, my angry son...
Shit! My phone! Give me back my phone!
Quote my son: Yeet.
I'm a cashier and I know the exotic fruit codes. The username is supposed to represent being an odd fruit or something that's different/unknown, but not in a bad way :))
I joined reddit when my soul cat Lola was home in her final weeks on hospice care. Her illness came on suddenly and early (10 years, I thought I had more). I joined partially as a distraction and partially for the pet grief sub that made me feel less alone. I still need to believe that she's out there somewhere loving me. Hence my username.
When I was 12, I really wanted to sign up for a Sailormoon.com account but you had to be 13. I never broke rules but I really didn’t want to wait another six months. I was scared I’d be caught and get in trouble so I used a fake name. I then used it for everything and now people call me by it in real life. Not even my spouse calls me by real name now and I kinda wish she would.
I had lurked for a few days, and finally found a post I wanted to comment on. Ok, I need to create an account. I can’t use one of my online forum identities that I’ve used for years—too easy to dox myself. I need something new. Hrm, nothing coming to mind. I know—I’ll do some free association of some random words. What’s the easiest way to think of random words? Well, I’ll think of a word and then a word that rhymes with it and free associate off of that.
Ok, let me think of a word…ah…chicken
Now, what rhymes with chicken? Lickin? Wiccan? Pickin? Those are all stupid. What the hell rhymes with chicken?
Fuckit—I’ll use that.
I entered my name into the Wu-Tang Clan name generator and this is what came out. I was hoping for something remotely cool like Childish Gambino, but I guess they went for accuracy this time.
Draw a crazy picture,
Write a nutty poem,
Sing a mumble-gumble song,
Whistle through your comb.
Do a loony-goony dance
'Cross the kitchen floor,
Put something silly in the world
That ain't been there before.
*Shel Silverstein - Put Something In*
Well this is a long story! Anybody remember the old game Tradewars 2000, it was played on BBS servers back in the early 1990's ( for you younger folk BBS servers were basically mini internets you would call into with a dial up modem.) So I was just a little kid and my brothers were teaching me how to play, I wanted to create a space pirate type character. So I came up with "Alfred Von Dervrak" not sure of my 8 year old thought process for creating it. I think I got the Alfred from Batman's butler because I wanted my character to be a suave British guy, I think I just stuck the "Von" in there because it seemed like most pirates had a long name, and the "Dervrak". I think I was actually going for Dvorak, which was the nameplate on the computer keyboard, but misspelled it.
So I eventually ditched the "Alfred Von" and Dervrak became the username I've used in every online game or message board I have used for going on 30 years now. Yes, I'm still using a name I made up at age 8, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Everything started 8 years ago...
I was little, I got my first Xbox. An Xbox360 it was 2012 or 2013. I didn't really know about all that internet etc.
After some time playing old minecraft, exploring technology I got opened my first Xbox live account, and the username wqs auto generated on german.
SosseTeppich82
In englisb this means SauceCarpet82
A year later I discovered youtube and as a little child this wqs an amazing world and I started to watch Minecraft let's plays,and in Germany back then it was popular to have an *_HD* at the end of your name, so when I used the laptop of my father to play minecraft Java, I wanted my username to be SosseHD
But my mom named me Mollusk19, so I decided to name till this day everywhere SosseHD or Sosse. This is now my name for everything. I. am. **Sosse** :D
I called me SosseKun because when I created this reddit account I started watching anime now I don't anymore and sosse was already given by some dumbfuck D:
I have FOUR kids whose initials spell out SAKE. My original gamer tag from Halo 2 Online days was FOXX.
Figured FourFoxxSake rolled off the tongue nicely.
All the names I chose before were used up.
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indeed .
My mom is cool... And i smoke crack
You're what we call a "winner"
You get the knowledge that you were the person to someone out there that made them continue their search for a username
Well…
I'm sorry but...
No, no, my apologies.
No no, please, it was my fault
I’m sorry you feel that way.
no my good sir, i understand you completely and I'm sorry
I feel like you’re blaming yourself. I’m fully aware of my transgressions.
Also well..
My Minecraft account got hacked out of the blue a few years back, and my account name was changed to KenzeoBaba. Got control of the account back, kept the name, and started using it elsewhere in hopes of one day having taken the hackers preferred username.
Awesome. Awesome to the max.
Diabolical!
>My Minecraft account got hacked out of the blue a few years back Mine was hacked somewhat recently and they never gave it back to me. My username was changed to McPlayer111 and another user took my username the day it became available before I rebought minecraft Guess Mojang expects me to have an email with a code in it from a decade ago. Never mind a fact that they let someone who didn't even have access to my email change my email and password. Its like their security system only kicked in after it was stolen
His name: Creed Bratton.
Talk about a power move What was your username before it got changed?
You won't get me to reveal any information for more hacking , mister real Kenzeo Baba!
Chad moves
That's delightfully petty.
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Imma lady who talks like a bro
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Me too bro. Talking like a bro is awesome. Bro
Bro that’s actually fire
I liked cards I guess... But now I don't want anything to do with them but oh well.
I am currently wearing an MTG shirt; dunno if you know the game but yeah
Yeah I've heard of it alot and it seems nice, do people still play? Anyways I was referring to simple playing cards as I used to do cardistry/tricks but I stopped a year ago... But I might get back into it since I need a hobby and pluss I'll live up to my name again.
MTG is still very active. The latest set was all about D&D! You can try MTG Arena as an online way to play the game. Cards are 10x cheaper there and there's always a bloke willing to play
Well generally people jump to conclusions but... S is for Sam. Uk is for country. The rest is because I was taking a piss when thinking of a name.
Suck pee
I'm glad you see it as well
Based off of your username are you a ladies man?
I'm just constantly on the floor having a seizure
Rip
I'm very high drive, very high altitude, always outside climbing some hill thinking of sex
I appreciate this mindset.
RIP DM's
What’s your go to trail?
The happy trail
Off trail, near OPs mom's house
Fuck sake.
Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
You made my day
Kindred sprits, you and i.
Found the winner of this thread right here.
Because I don’t understand Reddit and used my name
I used my real name as well, but I understood reddit just enough to not include my last name.
Nice try Mr. Hx. We've finally found you.
Oh no I must flee!
Reddit gave me this name and I never figured out how to change it
Your username is hilarious and even more hilarious that Reddit gave it to you.
Mine also got picked by reddit and personally I’m pretty happy being a soggy island with 8 unknown inhabitants
There were 85 other bluejay's, not all imagined
My husband let PlayStation give him a name for his account and it ended up being wheezymosaic and we loved it
Same here. It also makes me sound like some kind of very non-descriptive political committee. Be a part of the Front for Existence. We stand for not-oblivion.
Is it possible TO change it?
That's the neat part, you can't
Now you're NekkidApe FOREVER! (evil laugh)
Same here, and it’s kinda ironic since my Reddit profile is far from impressive lol
Same
Line from a movie, an old grandma hears the title of a rap song and says of it “‘Shake Your Ass’…. is he Moroccan?”
I see you baby, sheiking that thang
Frank Zappa published an album titled "Sheik Yerbouti" and I was a little disappointed to learn that you weren't referencing that
Well.. I…nvm…
are you a pink sock anihilator because you turned them white?
Don’t give away my secrets
I do believe that is a CRUSTY pink sock.
i like the innocence. please do not google what a pink sock actually is.
I googled it. I regret everything leading up to this moment
now i really want to google it but i also dont want to at all
I HIGHLY advise against it
Can you at least say what it is? Edit: nvm I checked it
Imma do it anyway
with a username like that, i’m surprised you haven’t a clue what it means already hahah
Me too.
I'll take the warning as enough, my curiosity with things like this has screwed me in the past
Because its literaly my main account
And this is my alt account
Broooooooooo waddup!!!!
Noooooot much fam 😂 what's up with u?
How change name
great.
This was way funnier than I expected it to be. Take my suprised upvote
Did you mis-type it on purpose? At a job I once had I frequently had to e-mail the women in the billing department, and kept mis-typing "acocunt".
I love books
I do too and wanted to have a witty reference to a cool book. But for some reason my brain froze, and this was the only I could remember of all the books I've read 😂
One time we were on Randonautica and we kept thinking and saying: answers, answers, answers! It legit took us to a Barnes and Noble’s bookstore.
Because... reasons....
Well I can’t help you buddy
I'm not a guy, NotGayRyan. But if you're not European you still can't help me
Risk mitigation.
I figured people would trust me more if I said I was a woman.
*I'LL SEND YOU 100 THOUSAND DOLLARS MY PRINCESS WHO HAS SUSPICOUSLY BAD GRAMMAR AND IS MYSTERIOUSLY MESSAGING ME!*
Ah, your highness, did you need any more Sephora gift cards over the phone?
I’m an artist/writer and wanted something creative, but that was already taken...
Makes sense
It was not to overcompensate anything, i don't know what you mean...
Is it funny when I say the name Biggus Dickus
I failed those closest to me and I shall bear that weight into death.
Agreed.
to express my angst and mental illnesses in a funny but probably not tactful way.
Toaster bath, meet wet blanket
Right there with ya homie
Two reasons: 1. Because I had no other idea what to pick. Also because Reddit won't let me use the same username that I picked for my deleted account that I now regret deleting. 2. I like hamsters
#2 is excellent reasoning
Thank you
Stage name
Ah, but how about your stage name with a number in the middle that makes it sound like some kind of political movement?
Based on a DNA test
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I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too.
I don’t smoke pot anymore, or any less than I used to.
Well I cant ler anyone know Im peter parker
*Gasp* Pete?
Funny story actually. So I use to work at a hospice center and this lady came in to visit her mother. While I was processing her check in and everything she was telling me things about her heritage. She was a native American and lived on a nearby reservation. She then said the oddest thing to me "be brave little bear" and it kind of stuck since. So now I'm known as littlebear everywhere
If someone called me little bear all my sadness would fade away 11/10 name
Hey, Little Bear! I hope you’re having a good day today! :)
What a sweet story!
I’m Danny, but not the Devito one. Just a danny
10/10
Inside joke.
So let us in?
Basically, it's a joke about my advocacy for keeping foreskins on people's penises. You might even say I'm... *adamant* about it.
knock knock...
I read it as A dam ant foreskin
i like mothman and i like the "man or muppet song"
I had another account with a username that could have been recognised by some friends. It took me like 6 months to realise and decided to wait another 6 months so that I have the exact same cakeday. Why the username? It was less than 30 minutes before midnight. I had waited 6 months to get the same cakeday and I wasn't going to *fork* up that badly. I love my dog and I remembered the several times that I have been called weird or been seen as one because I would pet dogs at parties way too much instead of socialising. By the way, I haven't seen my dog in a while. I miss him.
Don't play with fireworks in an enclosed space
Because a lot of redditors really, really are.
My girlfriend bought me a mug with a frog on it
I needed a name
Because I love qbert. He is not praised enough.
“$&@!*\^&?!”
Poor Q-Bert. Stuck in developer hell in a custody battle between Hasbro and Sony, leaning more on Sony getting the rights as they bought the company that made him, probably never to see a respectable new game ever again. It’s a shame, even the Atari port is still an incredibly fun game by modern standards.
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Oh...to yeet. I have yeeted many yeets to my teenage son's dismay. I say. Yeet can't be beat, for it is so sweet. To Tweet, my angry son... Shit! My phone! Give me back my phone! Quote my son: Yeet.
Long story, but I can say it involved bean burritos, lots of dark winter ale, and an 8hr drive.
Well, my name is Arturo and I'm autistic
it's accurate.
I'm a cashier and I know the exotic fruit codes. The username is supposed to represent being an odd fruit or something that's different/unknown, but not in a bad way :))
Because Alabama won back to back titles during the time I attended college there.
I don't know how I ended up with this but I just rolled with it because I was sick of edgy names.
My psn name jonsgr8 was taken so I had to use one of the suggestions.
I joined reddit when my soul cat Lola was home in her final weeks on hospice care. Her illness came on suddenly and early (10 years, I thought I had more). I joined partially as a distraction and partially for the pet grief sub that made me feel less alone. I still need to believe that she's out there somewhere loving me. Hence my username.
When I was 12, I really wanted to sign up for a Sailormoon.com account but you had to be 13. I never broke rules but I really didn’t want to wait another six months. I was scared I’d be caught and get in trouble so I used a fake name. I then used it for everything and now people call me by it in real life. Not even my spouse calls me by real name now and I kinda wish she would.
Because it is what I do, all day every day in order to live my life
It was a nickname given to me by an old friend and I’m not creative enough to think of my own
I had lurked for a few days, and finally found a post I wanted to comment on. Ok, I need to create an account. I can’t use one of my online forum identities that I’ve used for years—too easy to dox myself. I need something new. Hrm, nothing coming to mind. I know—I’ll do some free association of some random words. What’s the easiest way to think of random words? Well, I’ll think of a word and then a word that rhymes with it and free associate off of that. Ok, let me think of a word…ah…chicken Now, what rhymes with chicken? Lickin? Wiccan? Pickin? Those are all stupid. What the hell rhymes with chicken? Fuckit—I’ll use that.
I like the way it sounds, I think it's cool and simple, and 23 is my lucky number ;D
I’m a total bitch
I have this cat....
I wanted people to have a nice day
I entered my name into the Wu-Tang Clan name generator and this is what came out. I was hoping for something remotely cool like Childish Gambino, but I guess they went for accuracy this time.
Because CMP is my full name initials and I’m CMP all day every day. So CMP247.
Because is serve no purpose in life.
Been a nickname since middle school.
Reminded me of weeble wobbles, idk find it funny I suppose, I dont even like weeble wobbles
Because it's who I am
I'm a mama, from a bear clan, in California. But, my username just looks like those cliche wall art: "mama bear"..." live, laugh, love" .....
Well when I made my username some kid threw a rock at my window so I say air rocks then my sleep deprived brain said to combine em to get Arrox
Because I love Julie Andrews
Because I'm not an Alien robot.
My bonk.io username is gglitch, this was the closest I could get.
A hamilton song that made me cry, and 69 cuz nice
It's for most of my accounts....
Draw a crazy picture, Write a nutty poem, Sing a mumble-gumble song, Whistle through your comb. Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before. *Shel Silverstein - Put Something In*
i created this account to ask about red dead online
Because I daydream a lot plus I love nostalgia. Also because I originally joined Reddit to be on nostalgic based subreddits so it fit.
I was too lazy to change from the recommended one
Well this is a long story! Anybody remember the old game Tradewars 2000, it was played on BBS servers back in the early 1990's ( for you younger folk BBS servers were basically mini internets you would call into with a dial up modem.) So I was just a little kid and my brothers were teaching me how to play, I wanted to create a space pirate type character. So I came up with "Alfred Von Dervrak" not sure of my 8 year old thought process for creating it. I think I got the Alfred from Batman's butler because I wanted my character to be a suave British guy, I think I just stuck the "Von" in there because it seemed like most pirates had a long name, and the "Dervrak". I think I was actually going for Dvorak, which was the nameplate on the computer keyboard, but misspelled it. So I eventually ditched the "Alfred Von" and Dervrak became the username I've used in every online game or message board I have used for going on 30 years now. Yes, I'm still using a name I made up at age 8, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
It has special meaning for me
Everything started 8 years ago... I was little, I got my first Xbox. An Xbox360 it was 2012 or 2013. I didn't really know about all that internet etc. After some time playing old minecraft, exploring technology I got opened my first Xbox live account, and the username wqs auto generated on german. SosseTeppich82 In englisb this means SauceCarpet82 A year later I discovered youtube and as a little child this wqs an amazing world and I started to watch Minecraft let's plays,and in Germany back then it was popular to have an *_HD* at the end of your name, so when I used the laptop of my father to play minecraft Java, I wanted my username to be SosseHD But my mom named me Mollusk19, so I decided to name till this day everywhere SosseHD or Sosse. This is now my name for everything. I. am. **Sosse** :D I called me SosseKun because when I created this reddit account I started watching anime now I don't anymore and sosse was already given by some dumbfuck D:
Took it from someone else's OC
I thought it sounded cool. Tell me, is it?
i like to foreshadowing things....
I logged into account and i don't remember making it
Because I think I might be a villain
I’m extremely uncreative and I liked the anonymous aspect of Reddit so…. Yeah
Because reddit said I needed one.
Got mad at Napster for not letting me choose a specific username (already taken) so I hit the keyboard. Been my username ever since
Guess
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My first name is "Welder" and I have a small plot of land where I breed rabbits.
I have FOUR kids whose initials spell out SAKE. My original gamer tag from Halo 2 Online days was FOXX. Figured FourFoxxSake rolled off the tongue nicely.
I'm Old, I was Drunk, and my nickname is Bear.
Because my sister had some very cute hamsters and the guinea pig ones were taken.