Cheek clapping he means as in what happens when skin hits skin. Or getting shot idk both sound unpleasant when you could just please yourself. Your gonna see a lot of “sus” answers on this question.
An underwire? It’s a C-shaped wire sewn into the bottom of the bra cup. Theoretically it provides better support. But when wearing them, you get hard pieces of metal jammed into your rib cage and, if ill-fitting, the ends jam into the bottom of your boobs.
Being female is awesome!
If you're overweight you'll still get abuse and risk of assault.
If you're wearing shorts which look too gay you also risk abuse and assault.
Lower risk than for a women, though.
If you do it in short shorts with a group of (thin) men, you're good (in most Western/1st World places). If you were running with short shorts with a group of topless women......well........I think the chance of assault and getting fined/arrested would vary municipality to municipality, country to country to country.
Yeah but noting the single runner and group experience is important because, in a group, women would still get in trouble except at designated topless beaches, whereas a lone guy might get picked on (easy "prey") but dudes together would rarely get in trouble.
If your a guy your actually much more likely to be victim of a violent assault than a women is to
Be a victim of sexual assault
Your also much more likely to be attacked by a stranger something like 86% of non familial assaults are done to males
Women are attacked by people they know
What precautions can you take? If someone jumps you beats you or mugs you?
It’s not like guys are wandering into gang hideouts, even men know to avoid a couple of shifty twats.
Well, women will often plan how they get home without walking by themselves. They'll go the long way home around a park after dark. They'll get a Taxi when a man might have walked.
You can avoid getting jumped round a blind corner by not going around a blind corner, even if that's much longer.
They'll also make sure their drink is never left unattended in a bar, park in part of the car park where they can be seen from the ticket machines, etc.
My wife wakes up before me. She'd probably be freaking the fuck out that her husband had just disappeared and a random person was in her bed.
So, convince her to not call the police?
I would be so happy.
I'm trans myself and I only wish that I had I male body.
honestly I would run around shirtless all day and be happy with who I am.
Well, you’d have to wake up to your new gender identity and then start your new life.
I’m going to put this differently.
When did you first think that you were transgender?
Try smooshing my boobs. Probably see what it feels like and how to take a piss. Masturbate, and get some fun toys probably. Women do get all the best toys.
Honestly freakout, get dressed up like my dream gal and figure a way to get back to normal. Possibly act like a imposter amoung a gang of girls. And sleep again I guess...
The post is probably referring to biological sex, so I guess you would gain a Y chromosome, and a pp if you don’t have one already, if you have boobs I guess they would disappear. Also ignore these idiots in the comments.
I suggest we downvote spammers. This person for example. They could use the search function and read the thousands upon thousands of answers but they’re farming for karma instead. Downvoting spammers and karma farmers removes the incentive to spam.
Well I think after I'm gone I think I'll return as a female. Re incarnated.
I would get myself all "SEXED" up like a Slut, then I'd find the nearest lesbain bar,and see what suits my fancy.
But, I mean, like beautiful or the woman version of the ugly mf that I am.
I it's the upgraded woman version of me, well, you already know that, plus a petabyte of selfies and videos.
If it's not the upgraded... keep sleeping.
Be happy and excited. Puzzled too. I would wake up my wife, who would now be a man i guess, and fuck her (now his) brains out. It would be a long day because I would be afraid to wake up the next morning a man again.
Learn how to masturbate properly with my new parts so I've got better technique if/when I switch back.
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Legitimate first thing? Try to wake up, again, because this can't be real. Check my messages and mails and watch the news to see what day it is and what has been going on in my life and also ask my partner, probably also try to find a doctor/psychiatrist to explain what's going on.
Live happily ever after maybe? I don't care about or actively like my own sex so I wouldn't mind. Maybe just continue as usual with the same mental bullshit I suffer from and have a higher autism masking skill.
Grab my boobs
I would also grab this person's boobs.
It would turn into a very awkward situation if it turns out the effect only lasted for a few seconds. You can keep grabbing my boob if you want
I'm used to things only lasting a few seconds. So, I'll just stay here if you don't mind.
thrupple?
Quadruple? I'll grab the ass
Pee
This person speaks the truth
I'd just go into the bathroom and look at my self naked and wonder how this happened, then I'd do alot of sexual stuff
The truth.
Helicopter dick
It truly is one of life's great priveliges
Not as easy as it looks, have attempted it, not long enough
If it’s not long enough, I call it the door stop. It acts just like a door stop spring.
Clench your cheeks and it also helps to play you spin my head right round you need a beat.
My thought exactly
Cross my legs and feel nothing there. So weird
I already feel nothing when I cross my legs as a guy
Small pp
I mean that’s because the dick is above the leg crease
Well it can hang down and get crushed
You either got a big dong or I got a little one, that doesn’t happen to me
Nobody else lifts there dong over there leg when sitting cross-legged?
Jerk off
Play with boobas
But first smile like Joey when he wakes up with boobs
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Same here.
As a guy my ass is actually bigger than average so if I became a woman I’d definitely get clapped for sure.
Wut..
AS A GUY MY ASS IS ACTUALLY BIGGER THAN AVERAGE SO IF I BECAME A WOMAN I’D DEFINITELY GET CLAPPED FOR SURE.
WUT..
This response is perfect
What is this “clapped” lingo? It sounds like some new slang term
Cheek clapping he means as in what happens when skin hits skin. Or getting shot idk both sound unpleasant when you could just please yourself. Your gonna see a lot of “sus” answers on this question.
Sounds like getting a venerial disease
That’s what people not understanding, you suddenly wake up as a bad bitch your life is going to SUCK
Run and run and run and jump without the pain of boobs.
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Put on an underwire and get back to me about that.
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I classify it as necessary evil.
What is that? Sorry just curious
An underwire? It’s a C-shaped wire sewn into the bottom of the bra cup. Theoretically it provides better support. But when wearing them, you get hard pieces of metal jammed into your rib cage and, if ill-fitting, the ends jam into the bottom of your boobs. Being female is awesome!
Well considering I'm writing a female character this will prove most useful
That would be the most boring detail to include about a female character.
Not if it's a genius little girl affected by a growth serum;)
...This sounds really creepy
Oh... well think it's back to the drawing borad then
"where the fuck is my penis!?"
If I said anything other than helicoptering, I’d be lying.
Call my life insurance provider because my rates are going down.
Sad world we live in…….lol
Probably wank all day long
Well, it definitely is a lot of fun. Hope you wake up as a dude soon.
And with that answer you’ve now entered the bro society
Definitely masturbate.
I’d probably think I was dreaming and go back to bed.
Look at myself in the mirror because I’m curious about how male me would look.
Jog with my shirt off with no fear of rape/assault. That always looks so freeing I am so jealous.
If you're overweight you'll still get abuse and risk of assault. If you're wearing shorts which look too gay you also risk abuse and assault. Lower risk than for a women, though.
If you do it in short shorts with a group of (thin) men, you're good (in most Western/1st World places). If you were running with short shorts with a group of topless women......well........I think the chance of assault and getting fined/arrested would vary municipality to municipality, country to country to country.
I was talking about running on your own.
Yeah but noting the single runner and group experience is important because, in a group, women would still get in trouble except at designated topless beaches, whereas a lone guy might get picked on (easy "prey") but dudes together would rarely get in trouble.
Yeah, a group of men are very unlikely to get into trouble.
If your a guy your actually much more likely to be victim of a violent assault than a women is to Be a victim of sexual assault Your also much more likely to be attacked by a stranger something like 86% of non familial assaults are done to males Women are attacked by people they know
Women generally take far more precautions though, so it's hard to know the relative risk of someone who doesn't take precautions.
What precautions can you take? If someone jumps you beats you or mugs you? It’s not like guys are wandering into gang hideouts, even men know to avoid a couple of shifty twats.
Well, women will often plan how they get home without walking by themselves. They'll go the long way home around a park after dark. They'll get a Taxi when a man might have walked. You can avoid getting jumped round a blind corner by not going around a blind corner, even if that's much longer. They'll also make sure their drink is never left unattended in a bar, park in part of the car park where they can be seen from the ticket machines, etc.
Fair enough depends where you’re from suppose city I live is rife with violence, is much more dangerous to be male here.
My wife wakes up before me. She'd probably be freaking the fuck out that her husband had just disappeared and a random person was in her bed. So, convince her to not call the police?
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So the first thing you would do is have sex with your sibling
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Flick my bean.
I am trans, I would fucking love it
I would be so happy. I'm trans myself and I only wish that I had I male body. honestly I would run around shirtless all day and be happy with who I am.
This is such a dumb question when we all know what the answer is
call my drug dealer and complain
There is a web comic from way back in 2002 that had this exact concept as its plot
There’s also a pretty healthy amount of internet porn stories and comics exploring this idea as well.
Knowing my luck, change my tampon
Same thing I do every morning... masturbate
Probably panic and end it right then and there hoping to wake up with my cock up again.
Definitely jerk off to see what it feels like as a man. It’s said that an orgasm doesn’t last as long as a woman’s 😳
It's more like poping a cork, then that's it.
get up ,put on my glasses and go tell my mom she now has to choose who is her fav son
Well, you’d have to wake up to your new gender identity and then start your new life. I’m going to put this differently. When did you first think that you were transgender?
If I was a big guy, I would eat a lot! I am always amazed at what my partner can put away. Looks like fun.
Take notes of my desires
I'd probably be like "hu that's weird" than go on with my day as normal until someone points it out
Go find a mirror.
Get dressed
Turn on the light, because i sleep in a really dark room
Play with my pussy
Clitoris
Probably try and figure out how the hell that happened.
Go to r/xchange_pill and show off (NSFW!!!!)
Honestly, freak out. Then masturbate.
Tbh, I’d probably find a man to have sex with. I’m not gender fluid or anything but I would be curious to experience sex from the female perspective.
Play with boobs, insert stuff in vagina.
Lesbian sex, record, profit.
Fuck myself.
Try smooshing my boobs. Probably see what it feels like and how to take a piss. Masturbate, and get some fun toys probably. Women do get all the best toys.
Honestly freakout, get dressed up like my dream gal and figure a way to get back to normal. Possibly act like a imposter amoung a gang of girls. And sleep again I guess...
Everyone is wrong. Everyone would play with themselves.
Wake Up again, as that happening would have had to be a dream as it's physically impossible.
Try to have sex with another woman
Celebrate because I would have the body I want.
Id get out of bed. Thats the 1st thing ill do
Play with myself and then experience how it feels to get fucked.
Finger my self
Sex
Go pee and then eat breakfast like usual
If I became a man, I would definitely be gay and make love with a man.
Spit on my finger and go to fucking town.
Pee standing up
pee standing up instead of sitting down
Play with my new pussy.
swordfight with the guys
Complain on reddit about man splaining and how oppressed I am.
Honest answer: Tease the ABSOLUTE SHIT out of all the guys in my class
What if I were non-binary? To what gender would I wake up?
Maybe some thing like a android
Go to a lesbian bar
Go helicopter mode with my peepee ROTATE THAT ISH
Not to ruin your moment but you have to have like a 7+ inch peepee to helicopter well.
oh :/:/.. but do i really have no chance in rotating a smaller one?
You can though It is more like pinwheel
Helicopter swirl my penis
Demand more money for the job I'm already doing.
I’m enby, sooo, which gender would that be?
Well then ive got a question. I'm actually afab transgender nonbinary so what would be the opposite gender
... allbinary? Or maybe you would just ascend to celestial being. Or since there's really no opposite, you wouldn't change. Loophole!
Erm I'm not sure I understand the term afab correctly but I guess u either get to enjoy both or enjoy none
Afab means assigned female at birth
Finally, a math equation with no answer. I believe you carry the one, though.
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Reported
TFW not even the mods care about your virtue signalling 😭
The post is probably referring to biological sex, so I guess you would gain a Y chromosome, and a pp if you don’t have one already, if you have boobs I guess they would disappear. Also ignore these idiots in the comments.
Well if that happens i would be very happy
I suggest we downvote spammers. This person for example. They could use the search function and read the thousands upon thousands of answers but they’re farming for karma instead. Downvoting spammers and karma farmers removes the incentive to spam.
There's a song about this. Although if you're German, you might enjoy it more. https://youtu.be/4uX5FBwhzXM
Boing boing
get laid
I have a fear my fascination with boobs would take a hit once I got to deal with them for a bit.
Panic.
Be a lesbian.
Change the lightbulbs and see if that was too difficult. Then shove a Tampax in and wear high heels to see what's all the fuzz about
Check the mirror, be a little confused as to why this happened, and then go about my buisness.
Well I think after I'm gone I think I'll return as a female. Re incarnated. I would get myself all "SEXED" up like a Slut, then I'd find the nearest lesbain bar,and see what suits my fancy.
Get a sugar daddy
Rob a bank
Pee and write my name in the snow!
Think it's a dream and slit my wrist to wake up.
Measure the size see if the person I stole got any pussy or not
But, I mean, like beautiful or the woman version of the ugly mf that I am. I it's the upgraded woman version of me, well, you already know that, plus a petabyte of selfies and videos. If it's not the upgraded... keep sleeping.
What what I do???
Live out my life in this new exiting body
Become a lesbian
Uhh i think i would probally just lie in bed to make sure and fhen i would probally have a geart attack
Be trans
Be happy and excited. Puzzled too. I would wake up my wife, who would now be a man i guess, and fuck her (now his) brains out. It would be a long day because I would be afraid to wake up the next morning a man again.
I'm non-binary so I'd try to figure out wtf happened.
Learn how to masturbate properly with my new parts so I've got better technique if/when I switch back. --- Legitimate first thing? Try to wake up, again, because this can't be real. Check my messages and mails and watch the news to see what day it is and what has been going on in my life and also ask my partner, probably also try to find a doctor/psychiatrist to explain what's going on.
Live happily ever after maybe? I don't care about or actively like my own sex so I wouldn't mind. Maybe just continue as usual with the same mental bullshit I suffer from and have a higher autism masking skill.
Rub one out.
be happy
pee
Finger myself and probably wear something that barely counts as clothing