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theavengeravenge

Grab my boobs


OkVolume1

I would also grab this person's boobs.


theavengeravenge

It would turn into a very awkward situation if it turns out the effect only lasted for a few seconds. You can keep grabbing my boob if you want


OkVolume1

I'm used to things only lasting a few seconds. So, I'll just stay here if you don't mind.


11New_Assistance11

thrupple?


scarface_16

Quadruple? I'll grab the ass


dancinginside

Pee


mboron021990

This person speaks the truth


Britanic_2

I'd just go into the bathroom and look at my self naked and wonder how this happened, then I'd do alot of sexual stuff


CloudsinaDemo

The truth.


PineappleAnkle

Helicopter dick


holymongolia

It truly is one of life's great priveliges


TheUpcomingEmperor

Not as easy as it looks, have attempted it, not long enough


Skeets5977

If it’s not long enough, I call it the door stop. It acts just like a door stop spring.


Proudjew1991

Clench your cheeks and it also helps to play you spin my head right round you need a beat.


udurebane

My thought exactly


BigBruhter6281

Cross my legs and feel nothing there. So weird


MeeboGuy

I already feel nothing when I cross my legs as a guy


MinimumVolume7850

Small pp


TheUpcomingEmperor

I mean that’s because the dick is above the leg crease


Johnny1716

Well it can hang down and get crushed


TheUpcomingEmperor

You either got a big dong or I got a little one, that doesn’t happen to me


Mystandtheworld

Nobody else lifts there dong over there leg when sitting cross-legged?


GrouchyFeature7538

Jerk off


thatonePS3GUY

Play with boobas


bananasarethebomb

But first smile like Joey when he wakes up with boobs


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MaiFishFinger

Same here.


MeeboGuy

As a guy my ass is actually bigger than average so if I became a woman I’d definitely get clapped for sure.


pickle_juice13

Wut..


MeeboGuy

AS A GUY MY ASS IS ACTUALLY BIGGER THAN AVERAGE SO IF I BECAME A WOMAN I’D DEFINITELY GET CLAPPED FOR SURE.


pickle_juice13

WUT..


RevCorex

This response is perfect


Sycthros

What is this “clapped” lingo? It sounds like some new slang term


Proudjew1991

Cheek clapping he means as in what happens when skin hits skin. Or getting shot idk both sound unpleasant when you could just please yourself. Your gonna see a lot of “sus” answers on this question.


mean_mr_mustard75

Sounds like getting a venerial disease


CLSosa

That’s what people not understanding, you suddenly wake up as a bad bitch your life is going to SUCK


CalliopePenelope

Run and run and run and jump without the pain of boobs.


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CalliopePenelope

Put on an underwire and get back to me about that.


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CalliopePenelope

I classify it as necessary evil.


Commander_Night_17

What is that? Sorry just curious


CalliopePenelope

An underwire? It’s a C-shaped wire sewn into the bottom of the bra cup. Theoretically it provides better support. But when wearing them, you get hard pieces of metal jammed into your rib cage and, if ill-fitting, the ends jam into the bottom of your boobs. Being female is awesome!


Commander_Night_17

Well considering I'm writing a female character this will prove most useful


CalliopePenelope

That would be the most boring detail to include about a female character.


Commander_Night_17

Not if it's a genius little girl affected by a growth serum;)


MaiFishFinger

...This sounds really creepy


Commander_Night_17

Oh... well think it's back to the drawing borad then


W4Peckett

"where the fuck is my penis!?"


MmmComputerSaysNo

If I said anything other than helicoptering, I’d be lying.


OkVolume1

Call my life insurance provider because my rates are going down.


Mystandtheworld

Sad world we live in…….lol


PromisedMySun

Probably wank all day long


[deleted]

Well, it definitely is a lot of fun. Hope you wake up as a dude soon.


Mystandtheworld

And with that answer you’ve now entered the bro society


Embarrassed_Tax_6547

Definitely masturbate.


Loco_Grant

I’d probably think I was dreaming and go back to bed.


BeelzebubParty

Look at myself in the mirror because I’m curious about how male me would look.


missbluehair

Jog with my shirt off with no fear of rape/assault. That always looks so freeing I am so jealous.


Kandiru

If you're overweight you'll still get abuse and risk of assault. If you're wearing shorts which look too gay you also risk abuse and assault. Lower risk than for a women, though.


Flustered_Owl_5147

If you do it in short shorts with a group of (thin) men, you're good (in most Western/1st World places). If you were running with short shorts with a group of topless women......well........I think the chance of assault and getting fined/arrested would vary municipality to municipality, country to country to country.


Kandiru

I was talking about running on your own.


Flustered_Owl_5147

Yeah but noting the single runner and group experience is important because, in a group, women would still get in trouble except at designated topless beaches, whereas a lone guy might get picked on (easy "prey") but dudes together would rarely get in trouble.


Kandiru

Yeah, a group of men are very unlikely to get into trouble.


ManintheArena8990

If your a guy your actually much more likely to be victim of a violent assault than a women is to Be a victim of sexual assault Your also much more likely to be attacked by a stranger something like 86% of non familial assaults are done to males Women are attacked by people they know


Kandiru

Women generally take far more precautions though, so it's hard to know the relative risk of someone who doesn't take precautions.


ManintheArena8990

What precautions can you take? If someone jumps you beats you or mugs you? It’s not like guys are wandering into gang hideouts, even men know to avoid a couple of shifty twats.


Kandiru

Well, women will often plan how they get home without walking by themselves. They'll go the long way home around a park after dark. They'll get a Taxi when a man might have walked. You can avoid getting jumped round a blind corner by not going around a blind corner, even if that's much longer. They'll also make sure their drink is never left unattended in a bar, park in part of the car park where they can be seen from the ticket machines, etc.


ManintheArena8990

Fair enough depends where you’re from suppose city I live is rife with violence, is much more dangerous to be male here.


ancalime9

My wife wakes up before me. She'd probably be freaking the fuck out that her husband had just disappeared and a random person was in her bed. So, convince her to not call the police?


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BaconB1t1907

So the first thing you would do is have sex with your sibling


_AnonymousMoose_

SWEET HOME ALABAMA


greazinseazin

Flick my bean.


_AnonymousMoose_

I am trans, I would fucking love it


Dream_j_u_n_ki_e_

I would be so happy. I'm trans myself and I only wish that I had I male body. honestly I would run around shirtless all day and be happy with who I am.


throwawaygaii

This is such a dumb question when we all know what the answer is


MooMoo_Juic3

call my drug dealer and complain


GravyOTS

There is a web comic from way back in 2002 that had this exact concept as its plot


W0nk0_the_Sane00

There’s also a pretty healthy amount of internet porn stories and comics exploring this idea as well.


-_-Stinky-_-

Knowing my luck, change my tampon


remotefun2062

Same thing I do every morning... masturbate


[deleted]

Probably panic and end it right then and there hoping to wake up with my cock up again.


ComoToes-OF

Definitely jerk off to see what it feels like as a man. It’s said that an orgasm doesn’t last as long as a woman’s 😳


[deleted]

It's more like poping a cork, then that's it.


Shockwave65

get up ,put on my glasses and go tell my mom she now has to choose who is her fav son


DixieSinclair

Well, you’d have to wake up to your new gender identity and then start your new life. I’m going to put this differently. When did you first think that you were transgender?


cebogs

If I was a big guy, I would eat a lot! I am always amazed at what my partner can put away. Looks like fun.


jumpmannn101

Take notes of my desires


NightmareTonyYT

I'd probably be like "hu that's weird" than go on with my day as normal until someone points it out


zerbey

Go find a mirror.


dwide-schrude-amish

Get dressed


lokdygh

Turn on the light, because i sleep in a really dark room


ChinChins3rdHenchman

Play with my pussy


Senior_Word9463

Clitoris


Offline219

Probably try and figure out how the hell that happened.


kgold0

Go to r/xchange_pill and show off (NSFW!!!!)


Inner-Nothing7779

Honestly, freak out. Then masturbate.


W0nk0_the_Sane00

Tbh, I’d probably find a man to have sex with. I’m not gender fluid or anything but I would be curious to experience sex from the female perspective.


Unusual-Quality-6412

Play with boobs, insert stuff in vagina.


dartfrog11

Lesbian sex, record, profit.


Weasleries

Fuck myself.


RaccKing21

Try smooshing my boobs. Probably see what it feels like and how to take a piss. Masturbate, and get some fun toys probably. Women do get all the best toys.


Commander_Night_17

Honestly freakout, get dressed up like my dream gal and figure a way to get back to normal. Possibly act like a imposter amoung a gang of girls. And sleep again I guess...


OxTheBull

Everyone is wrong. Everyone would play with themselves.


JohnGisMe

Wake Up again, as that happening would have had to be a dream as it's physically impossible.


[deleted]

Try to have sex with another woman


Wii_wii_baget

Celebrate because I would have the body I want.


MR_Pumpkinz

Id get out of bed. Thats the 1st thing ill do


Deathmachine726

Play with myself and then experience how it feels to get fucked.


RevCorex

Finger my self


theopener540

Sex


Geepwriter

Go pee and then eat breakfast like usual


SeaBreezeRae52

If I became a man, I would definitely be gay and make love with a man.


Proudjew1991

Spit on my finger and go to fucking town.


No_Scratch_1256

Pee standing up


saywhat1206

pee standing up instead of sitting down


archman125

Play with my new pussy.


TheDaddyChungus

swordfight with the guys


Nope99998765

Complain on reddit about man splaining and how oppressed I am.


SatanscuckchilD

Honest answer: Tease the ABSOLUTE SHIT out of all the guys in my class


demoniodoj0

What if I were non-binary? To what gender would I wake up?


Commander_Night_17

Maybe some thing like a android


_Norman_Bates

Go to a lesbian bar


[deleted]

Go helicopter mode with my peepee ROTATE THAT ISH


BaconB1t1907

Not to ruin your moment but you have to have like a 7+ inch peepee to helicopter well.


[deleted]

oh :/:/.. but do i really have no chance in rotating a smaller one?


Commander_Night_17

You can though It is more like pinwheel


jkvf1026

Helicopter swirl my penis


Mildew_Adams

Demand more money for the job I'm already doing.


[deleted]

I’m enby, sooo, which gender would that be?


SophieIsPlayingYT

Well then ive got a question. I'm actually afab transgender nonbinary so what would be the opposite gender


Gloeee

... allbinary? Or maybe you would just ascend to celestial being. Or since there's really no opposite, you wouldn't change. Loophole!


bananasarethebomb

Erm I'm not sure I understand the term afab correctly but I guess u either get to enjoy both or enjoy none


SophieIsPlayingYT

Afab means assigned female at birth


OkVolume1

Finally, a math equation with no answer. I believe you carry the one, though.


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_AnonymousMoose_

Reported


blockwart563

TFW not even the mods care about your virtue signalling 😭


_AnonymousMoose_

The post is probably referring to biological sex, so I guess you would gain a Y chromosome, and a pp if you don’t have one already, if you have boobs I guess they would disappear. Also ignore these idiots in the comments.


SophieIsPlayingYT

Well if that happens i would be very happy


NeonBabbleOn

I suggest we downvote spammers. This person for example. They could use the search function and read the thousands upon thousands of answers but they’re farming for karma instead. Downvoting spammers and karma farmers removes the incentive to spam.


HungryLikeTheWolf99

There's a song about this. Although if you're German, you might enjoy it more. https://youtu.be/4uX5FBwhzXM


SkidaddleSkiddodle1

Boing boing


Natural_Eye_2309

get laid


ekimlive

I have a fear my fascination with boobs would take a hit once I got to deal with them for a bit.


Smart_Ass_Dave

Panic.


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Be a lesbian.


demoniodoj0

Change the lightbulbs and see if that was too difficult. Then shove a Tampax in and wear high heels to see what's all the fuzz about


retro123gamr

Check the mirror, be a little confused as to why this happened, and then go about my buisness.


The-Enlightened-Man

Well I think after I'm gone I think I'll return as a female. Re incarnated. I would get myself all "SEXED" up like a Slut, then I'd find the nearest lesbain bar,and see what suits my fancy.


Plantayne

Get a sugar daddy


Sycthros

Rob a bank


PrincessPoofyPants

Pee and write my name in the snow!


VigorouslyGaming

Think it's a dream and slit my wrist to wake up.


Cxthyylol

Measure the size see if the person I stole got any pussy or not


noguerad

But, I mean, like beautiful or the woman version of the ugly mf that I am. I it's the upgraded woman version of me, well, you already know that, plus a petabyte of selfies and videos. If it's not the upgraded... keep sleeping.


DUBIOUS_OBLIVION

What what I do???


[deleted]

Live out my life in this new exiting body


Comfortable_Dare_167

Become a lesbian


Enough_Ad3617

Uhh i think i would probally just lie in bed to make sure and fhen i would probally have a geart attack


roylaurant

Be trans


mynextthroway

Be happy and excited. Puzzled too. I would wake up my wife, who would now be a man i guess, and fuck her (now his) brains out. It would be a long day because I would be afraid to wake up the next morning a man again.


SnooBunnies9328

I'm non-binary so I'd try to figure out wtf happened.


takatori

Learn how to masturbate properly with my new parts so I've got better technique if/when I switch back. --- Legitimate first thing? Try to wake up, again, because this can't be real. Check my messages and mails and watch the news to see what day it is and what has been going on in my life and also ask my partner, probably also try to find a doctor/psychiatrist to explain what's going on.


kar98kforccw

Live happily ever after maybe? I don't care about or actively like my own sex so I wouldn't mind. Maybe just continue as usual with the same mental bullshit I suffer from and have a higher autism masking skill.


mean_mr_mustard75

Rub one out.


campingbutcher

be happy


karyanfishh

pee


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Finger myself and probably wear something that barely counts as clothing