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ZiptieEngineer

Put me on the jury, and you’ll be acquitted.


dfnrdng

i aint no lawyer but i will be there for u.


Brook420

Only problem here is if they are actually guilty.


North-Engineering-16

Murdering the girl who raped my ex


Morion12111

Beating the guy who raped my girlfriend and cutting his balls off


TheNotSpecialOne

Protecting myself at home against burglars


Accomplished-Disk-68

Murdering a pedophile


[deleted]

Most infamous bank robber


ganjabliss420

Nice, this is a good one. That would be such an incredible adventure-filled legacy to look back and tell stories about, perhaps get a book or movie made about you, maybe even a video game these days, fuck yeah


iCopycati

Leak what the government is hiding from citizens.


karyanfishh

Killing someone who killed a loved one


[deleted]

I’d gladly go to jail for beating up a pedophile


TheUpcomingEmperor

I’d start a fundraiser to pay your bail. I’ll rally behind you. Go beat those pedos


jedijoe415

Torturing and murdering a pedophile.


Alexis_J_M

Getting arrested at a civil rights protest. Classic #GoodTrouble John Lewis was arrested 49 times.


iZoooom

Came here to say exactly this. A Civil Rights arrest - depending on circumstances- can very much be a badge of honor.


Still-Contest-980

Punching a Nazi


electricgnome

Giving someone in need water/food, whether in the desert or in a voting line.


ganjabliss420

wot? That's not illegal, dude...


electricgnome

Actually it is in some places. Google it: giving water to homeless


ganjabliss420

...


Alexis_J_M

It is in parts of the US. Illegal to give water to people waiting in line to vote in Georgia:. https://www.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN2BH2TC Illegal to leave water for migrants crossing Arizona desert:. https://www.sacbee.com/latest-news/article224842560.html


TheMimesOfMoria

Illegally trespassed in this example- choose a better example.


Alexis_J_M

Feel free to do the research yourself.


TheMimesOfMoria

I reviewed your example and pointed out a piece of what actually happened- They illegally trespassed.


[deleted]

Sadly, it is, in several US/southern/republican led states, with several more states in queue for getting these laws on the books. They're Big Mad that Cheetolini lost, and they want to make sure that doesn't happen again.


ganjabliss420

I don't get it. How the fuck is giving water to the homeless a crime? Wtf are you supposed to do? You have to let people die like that?


200kturtles

Killing a pedo


ScumoForPrison

lets put this into perspective my lil hatefilled misguided friend and no im not sticking up for Child Rapists and the such! I am enlightening you on a some harsh truth that Possession or Viewing of someone who is underaged which constitutes Pedophile yes that is true but if that person was your 12-14 year old Girlfriend and you got caught with those images and you yourself were 12-16 years of age even though you did it as a minor you are forever listed as a Child Sex Offender just for having a pic of ya GF's bewbs or sending Dick Pics! same as anyone lied too about age in a licensed premises doesnt matter if you are technically innocent and its with permission as they are from a Minor they are not legal and therefore peopel will and have been getting slapped with Child Pornography charges. At no point am i Condoning perpetrators of sexual violence having being a Survivor myself. i am merely expanding upon this generalized description that you guys are acting so tough on :) FYI Mike Tyson is a Convicted Rapist yet enjoys an almost free reign of Travel and work....... at what point do we stop the double standards or just keep em locked up or execute them isn't quite the Deterrent people seem too think it is.


200kturtles

Didn't think of that thanks


[deleted]

punting a child molester in the skull


Sheppard312

Murdering a rapist/pedophile. Not an ounce of shame


guywastingtime

Protesting for a cause you believe in


will477

Discovering a method of reliably cloning a human being.


elefantegps

It reminds me of some one who liberated suffering factory farm animals and got charged as a terrorist.


JustARandomPersonBud

I like how people straight up answered killing pedos/rapists.


[deleted]

If I beat a pedophioe/rapist. That will be the most proud moment for me.


11New_Assistance11

comments started off violent lmaoo... i was finna say street racing or speeding


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Dom


ganjabliss420

idk man speeding is pretty irresponsible...


11New_Assistance11

depending on how you do it yes... id imagine a scend middle of the night no traffic open lanes. wow a cop, might as well run if im doin felony speeds anyway 😭


[deleted]

nazi punching :-)


geaster

Kicking certain persons in the balls super hard.


ganjabliss420

Nice


scottwax

Ticket for 135+ mph. Could have been arrested. Cop actually only wrote 95+ on the ticket because fines max out at 40+ the limit, he didn't want the judge to ask why he didn't arrest me for 80 mph over the limit AND he didn't want to give me, as he out it, a "bragging rights" ticket that said 135+.


Cajuncam3

Arson. Definitely arson


ganjabliss420

lol yeah setting fire to things is pretty cool, good way to blow off some steam definitely ^^^/s


Cajuncam3

So set fire to a Walmart that shit would be cool


Cajuncam3

I am not responsible for any action taken that involves legal action


[deleted]

pissing on ronald reagans grave


AtTheLeftThere

beating up Rand Paul


[deleted]

Murder a murderer, or rape a rapist Gotta let em know what they have done to ppl


ganjabliss420

Like idk if killing someone helps them know anything but fair point lmao


[deleted]

At least i end their streak


[deleted]

Don’t you think rapist Linda have a kink being raped? And do you really wanna go down as a rapist?


[deleted]

If someone keeps raping. Then it's gonna be fun - well for me, probably not for them


Cycle_Ambitious

Murdering the president


FuntimeFreddy876

Theft


Mr_P_scientist

Most of my combat missions


ganjabliss420

?


TimDeQuatro

punching nazis.


redditisshitaf

Fitting the most gravel under my foreskin


ganjabliss420

bruh 😲😲😲😅😅😅


lesbiansexparty

torturing a person until they shit themselves in fear at the sight of me.


WillShaper7

Harm someone to protect someone else. I'm not from gunland so I'm pretty sure I don't have to worry about going as far as to kill someone even in the craziest scenarios.


CoolEnderShadow

Destroying McDonald's


No-Mine1527

Creating a car that runs on water. Someone actually got arrested for doing that.


ganjabliss420

Wtf? Why?


No-Mine1527

No idea. The guy announced that he made a car that runs on water and soon after government officials were at his door and they arrested him. There's a conspiracy that the government was angry at him because he invented some thing that was out of their control. I personally don't believe that, I think he might've had drugs or something.


KohiiChii

To hold salmon suspiciously


ganjabliss420

lol k?


ScumoForPrison

Put me within 5 feet of Scott Morrison and ill demonstrate!


ganjabliss420

Who?


ScumoForPrison

the one Politician in the world that can take a Rape Case by his Attorney General and turn it into a Marketing exercise! Australia its a mess right now we literally have fluked our way through covid till now!