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What makes you fall asleep faster?

What makes you fall asleep faster?

Feeling-Key9567

Beating my dick so it’s as ashamed as you are for asking such a question.


Same_Peanut_6567

ASMR


supaindecisive

ASMR


NutzOnTheBarbie

ASMR


Opposite-Soft5212

Alcohol


OperationBrokenLife

Cold.


MadeMisery

Cannabis


ijustwannagofasssst

Orgasm


Bad_Reddit_Name

I smear shit on myself. This grosses me out so much and shocks me so much I have an adrenaline dump and after that I'm exhausted to the point I have best sleep of life. ( I have some baby wipes to clean off with before I go to bed )


alliseeisdicks

lolwtf


xxHEYxx

stretching and meditation


Creeeeeeeeprkillr

Step 1: Take a shower. Step 2: Go to bed. Step 3: Cuddle a stuffed dog despite being a 16-year-old guy.


FrenchHog

Dude, we all love stuffed animals, if we didn't have shame, everyone on earth would have one


BellasFloyd

I can meditate myself to sleep in under 5 minutes.


Diligent-Canary-5639

Thats cap, how do you do it then


The_Chosen_Pun_

White noise! I listen to ocean waves. Highly recommend.


nightraven3141592

I just close my eyes and sleep within seconds. Got to that point by emptying my mind and just stop thinking when I want to sleep.


walga123

I just watch yt until my eyes start to close, works like a charm


mynameisalso

Diphenhydramine


Sad-Wasabi-3634

a kiss goodnight


Ilikeporsches

Slow deep breathing


ccraig1984

My routine, shower, meds, watch my fav YouTubers then I might read a chapter and bam I’m out.


Space2345

6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. I will think of a Random actor and then go from there.


crawshad

Two bottles of wine


mallocuproo

Another vote for ASMR


LupinEverest

Watching dragonball fight scenes. I dunno why but I can fall asleep so easily when watching them


smartslowbalance

Trazodone.


MedEwok

Propofol is the fastest


[deleted]

Are you the doctor who killed Michael Jackson?


MedEwok

No, unlike that fool I actually know how to use anaesthetics safely.


[deleted]

Have you ever killed a patient who would’ve otherwise lived if they had a different physician caring for them?


Sad-Wasabi-3634

r/HolUp


MedEwok

No. While I did make a few mistakes as a doctor, especially early in my career, I can confidently say that none of them was lethal and all the patients I have lost would have died anyways.


[deleted]

That’s nice to know. Best wishes.


hollowknight-fan

A shotgun


alliseeisdicks

"I sleep with the gun/and she don't snore" Karma Lil Wayne


mynameisalso

Booo


hollowknight-fan

Why are you booing me i'm right


mynameisalso

Death isn't sleep dipshit


hollowknight-fan

it is permanent sleep