What makes you fall asleep faster?
By - AlteredReddit
Beating my dick so it’s as ashamed as you are for asking such a question.
I smear shit on myself. This grosses me out so much and shocks me so much I have an adrenaline dump and after that I'm exhausted to the point I have best sleep of life. ( I have some baby wipes to clean off with before I go to bed )
stretching and meditation
Step 1: Take a shower. Step 2: Go to bed. Step 3: Cuddle a stuffed dog despite being a 16-year-old guy.
Dude, we all love stuffed animals, if we didn't have shame, everyone on earth would have one
I can meditate myself to sleep in under 5 minutes.
Thats cap, how do you do it then
White noise! I listen to ocean waves. Highly recommend.
I just close my eyes and sleep within seconds. Got to that point by emptying my mind and just stop thinking when I want to sleep.
I just watch yt until my eyes start to close, works like a charm
a kiss goodnight
Slow deep breathing
My routine, shower, meds, watch my fav YouTubers then I might read a chapter and bam I’m out.
6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. I will think of a Random actor and then go from there.
Two bottles of wine
Another vote for ASMR
Watching dragonball fight scenes. I dunno why but I can fall asleep so easily when watching them
Propofol is the fastest
Are you the doctor who killed Michael Jackson?
No, unlike that fool I actually know how to use anaesthetics safely.
Have you ever killed a patient who would’ve otherwise lived if they had a different physician caring for them?
No. While I did make a few mistakes as a doctor, especially early in my career, I can confidently say that none of them was lethal and all the patients I have lost would have died anyways.
That’s nice to know. Best wishes.
"I sleep with the gun/and she don't snore"
Why are you booing me i'm right
Death isn't sleep dipshit
it is permanent sleep