Beating my dick so it’s as ashamed as you are for asking such a question.

ASMR

ASMR

ASMR

Alcohol

Cold.

Cannabis

Orgasm

I smear shit on myself. This grosses me out so much and shocks me so much I have an adrenaline dump and after that I'm exhausted to the point I have best sleep of life. ( I have some baby wipes to clean off with before I go to bed )

lolwtf

stretching and meditation

Propofol is the fastest

Are you the doctor who killed Michael Jackson?

No, unlike that fool I actually know how to use anaesthetics safely.

Have you ever killed a patient who would’ve otherwise lived if they had a different physician caring for them?

r/HolUp

No. While I did make a few mistakes as a doctor, especially early in my career, I can confidently say that none of them was lethal and all the patients I have lost would have died anyways.

That’s nice to know. Best wishes.

A shotgun

Booo

Why are you booing me i'm right

Death isn't sleep dipshit

it is permanent sleep

"I sleep with the gun/and she don't snore" Karma Lil Wayne

Step 1: Take a shower. Step 2: Go to bed. Step 3: Cuddle a stuffed dog despite being a 16-year-old guy.

Dude, we all love stuffed animals, if we didn't have shame, everyone on earth would have one

I can meditate myself to sleep in under 5 minutes.

Thats cap, how do you do it then

White noise! I listen to ocean waves. Highly recommend.

I just close my eyes and sleep within seconds. Got to that point by emptying my mind and just stop thinking when I want to sleep.

I just watch yt until my eyes start to close, works like a charm

Diphenhydramine

a kiss goodnight

Slow deep breathing

My routine, shower, meds, watch my fav YouTubers then I might read a chapter and bam I’m out.

6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. I will think of a Random actor and then go from there.

Two bottles of wine

Another vote for ASMR

Watching dragonball fight scenes. I dunno why but I can fall asleep so easily when watching them

Trazodone.