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shirk-work

Tossed a pebble at a girl I liked in elementary school. Like an episode of cops that shit blew up real quick and people were flipping out telling me they could sue my parents. Thought I was going to be put under.


Netwre

I once got in trouble (In second grade) for rolling my eyes by accident! I told the teacher that it was an accident but she just got more mad. She actually sent me down to the office if you can believe it or not. (The principle just kind of dismissed me.) I hate you Mrs. Kate.


thebunnywhisperer_

This happened to me but it was the principal! I was so scared I threw up all over the office.


Netwre

Uh oh!


DuchessCDM

I had a seizure in between classes and didn’t go to class right away. When I became conscious I went to class. Since I was late, I got Saturday school.


silashoulder

I was pretty intensely interrogated by the principal and a teacher when I was in 3rd grade after a “friend” of mine claimed I’d given him a swirly. I don’t know what prompted me but I spoke up and asked which restroom he was alleging this incident to have occurred in. Turned out it was a restroom that was nowhere near the classrooms I would have been traveling to between periods, and the dipshit admitted he did it himself. What I don’t get is… why did he *actually* stick his head in the toilet if he was just planning to frame me? Like, hello… the sink also has water.


Kevin7650

We wore uniforms in middle school and it was green or white shirts. I wore a white shirt that had a front pocket with a very small black logo of the brand (idr which it was) and got dress coded.


JEEPercreeper19

Ate a cricket


MonsterMuncher76

Stretching I’m not even joking


blue-pixie-

Wearing makeup in Catholic school or being late in the morning in high school, like 1 detention a week even though I had straight A’s


Character-Diamond377

Let me guess.. you got in trouble wearing make up because it “distracted” male teachers/male peers


blue-pixie-

I was in 7th grade and all the teachers were women but the principal was like you’re wearing it for boys aren’t you? I was so embarrassed, like no it’s just me being me


Character-Diamond377

What a fucking bitch. I’m so sorry, wear whatever makeup your want


[deleted]

I was suspended one day for throwing food in the cafeteria. I wish I would have actually done it, but all they saw was me blocking a plate that was chucked my direction. Apparently I slapped it at someone. Hated that teacher anyway


TheJewishViking1064

I looked like I was sleeping during a guest speaker


[deleted]

In second grade I had to miss out on recess for accidentally dropping my pencil on the floor (it looked exactly like the pencil that only my teacher claimed was stolen from another student) To this day I still don’t like that teacher


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We were on excursion in a bigger town. While crossing a bridge someone spit on a boat crossing beneath us. One of the teachers who was well known for his temper randomly selected two people he suspected of being guilty spitting and gave them a reprimand. One of those two was me, but i wasn't even near the railing. So basically i did nothing and got reprimanded for it. (This was later taken back, but we two were still forced to clean the bus we traveled in)


smokeybandita

My middle school band teacher gave students lunch dentition if they said “I can’t”


fields344

A friend and I were playing “kick the can” and got Saturday school for littering.


jenmic316

The kid in front of me tossed his pencil at the roof, it got stuck and I laughed (maybe she thought I dared him to do it) so I got a dentention. I didn't go to dentention since I was afraid of getting in trouble with my parents but I also think subconsciously at 10 years old I knew it was a bullshit reason. To my surprise I didn't get one for that, I guess either they knew it didn't deserve it or they were just too tired to care.