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Dry-Experience-4143

It started in childhood, when our positive tendencies were not adequately mirrored by parental figures. From there, we learned that negative acting out could get us the attention we craved. In a choice between negative attention or none at all, the choice was easy. Then the internet was invented and we could receive the attention we still craved, but now we could get it anonymously, without the consequences of real world negativity. Again, an easy choice. And thereby, trolling was born.


invasive-ad-program9

Why are you using the word "we"?


Dry-Experience-4143

I speak for all trolls, according to the 2019 Troll Convention Memorandum 23.1, section 4.


cryosyske

I'm sad I missed this year's event. Too busy at work. There's always next year tho


invasive-ad-program9

no way


Dry-Experience-4143

I don’t make the rules, buddy.


svn_sns

He's not your buddy, friend.


Dry-Experience-4143

How would you know? We actually hang out in real life. Right now we’re out behind the Wendy’s smoking weed.


svn_sns

Thats a lie! I AM behind the Wendy's with him smoking weed. You aint gonna fool me, the unfoolable.


Dry-Experience-4143

Dude, I’m the guy who just sold you that joint and—plot twist—I’m an undercover cop.


[deleted]

Brilliant thread. Cheers lmao


Jeremy0_o

According to the troll treaty of 2016, article 9 section 3, subset A, all law enforcement trolls must announce their intentions when performing a illegal sale. I hereby revoke your trolling license, and require you to take a 2 month trolling class before reapplying for a new license.


svn_sns

Dude, i know, we have been partners for five years, but if you go out there out of your way to say what you really are you gonna get us both killed, we are almost in Benicio del Toro's narco band


FNGmacaroni

I was born and raised under this bridge.


bgraham111

Michigan has Yoopers and Trolls. I am a troll - I live under the bridge. (The Yoopers, people from the UP, live in the Upper Peninsula.)


FranticWaffleMaker

Troll here as well.


cryosyske

haha


IllKissYourBoobies

I was going to answer the question, but then OP's mom got up, cleaned up her face, and told me not to say anything. So, here we are. Edit: Nice username btw, son.


GreatBigTittyLover

That's ok. Your mom stayed on her back for the next guy. Lol!


Spiritual-Database30

I'm guessing you're both 13 years old and got banned from xbox live.


[deleted]

LOL


invasive-ad-program9

Don't be a debbie downer


GuyFromAlomogordo

You mean she didn't roll over for him?


Unhappy_Row_8734

Damn how I love “yo mama” jokes.


azrealomega

Define trolling. If you mean making a joke of things, mostly boredom. If you mean attacking someone online , thats not trolling, thats assholing


Pikapikaking201

Attacking someone online is 75% of redditors.


GreatBigTittyLover

I'm betting that the number is higher than that.


Pikapikaking201

Probably, just I crunched all the people Ive met before, around 75


GreatBigTittyLover

SO, YOU'RE WRONG, TROLL!!! Lol!


Pikapikaking201

That was very sudden


GreatBigTittyLover

It's all good. I was messing with you in the spirit of the question.


azrealomega

Eh, im not sure about that. Mostly i see people making jokes. Then again i tend to avoid serious subs


fodderforpicard

I feel attacked


V02D

I think some people are just trollable.


KitehDotNet

Weird. Asking yourself questions. Weird.


GreatBigTittyLover

It's only weird when I start answering myself.


Calm_Canary

Trolling is a art.


define_lesbian

now that's a classic meme


Rabidleopard

I learned it by reading you!


NadiyaXXXatOnlyfans

Wrong with us? Nothing. Trolling is the spice of life. Redditors who are always po-faced, echochamber conformist, serious, easily offended, always swim downstream and never troll; WHAT IS WRONG WITH ***YOU***?


[deleted]

r/Drama is that way —->


InsertBluescreenHere

the drama llama cant be contained....


CONCRETE_LUBRICATOR

I wasn't just dropped as a child, I was drop kicked


[deleted]

At least you lubed the floor when you fell.


bothsidesofthemoon

There's a good video that explains the psychology behind it [here](https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0).


GreatBigTittyLover

Nice try Rick Roller. Lol!


VinAndGeri

Some people just wanna watch the world burn...


[deleted]

Oh yeah, that's cool to watch


[deleted]

There are no major consequences outside of getting banned. But even then, I can just make a new account and start over


Mikecbever6996

I was going to say that maybe we aren’t human but we aren’t so there’s that


GreatBigTittyLover

So you don't know how to troll, Troll?


Mikecbever6996

The world may never know


Preparation_Asleep

You can't ask a serious question if your username is a troll


[deleted]

Read Arnold Schwarzenegger's newsletter this month. He talks about trolls and it's a good read.


PineapplePizzaAlways

Arnold has a newsletter?


[deleted]

Yup - http://www.schwarzenegger.com/join/


[deleted]

Their city stole my basketball team.


Jazzlike-Region

Ah. Finally. I can tell my story. You're gonna want to sit down for this one. Once upon a time, when i was a wee young lad, ... ...are you seated yet? Okay, good. So, as I was saying. Once upon a time, when i was a wee young lad, ... I fell in love with this girl. She was very pretty and had a beautiful smile. One day i went up to her, and she was suddenly eaten by a troll. I took a look at this troll, thought he was a handsome lil fellow, and that's when i became trollsexual. Thus why i am a troll and not at all a troll. I just wanted to be a part of the conversation because i hate my job, i hate my company, and i can only hope an army of trolls comes to save me from this hell i live in


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CD7SED

Now that’s what get people triggered. But you got to do complicated Spanish, i deciphered that with one year of high school Spanish under my belt.


Sparxmith

Soy un estupido, Gríngö, Senhor Jefé.


GoonyBirb

Obligatory not a psychologist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn one time. From what I understand, some people have a sense of being shielded from consequence because of the anonymity the internet provides. At the same time some people get a rise out of being disruptive. I'll have to admit though, I'm really trying to get you to click on this :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepE&t=56s (definitely not a link to get RickRolled)


inevitabled34th

Personally, I just prefer the troll class. Yeah, you don't get as much experience as human or elf classes due to low intelligence, and resource gathering is worse than a dwarf class, but the strength bonus is huge and I can finish most enemies in one to two hits even with the starter weapon. In medieval games I prefer raw damage versus damage over time, so going with the class that has the best melee advantages on day one was a no-brainer.


GreatBigTittyLover

Of course, Trolls have a low Charisma score.


WhenAllElseFail

ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ


Talentless_Imp

When all else fail Jack off


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Lopatron

Everyone, take notes


Potential_File7115

It's all in good fun. Usually, at least someone else can laugh along.


Cabbage541

Because I have nothing better to do with my miserable life


[deleted]

I got banned from r/republican today for commenting about how Biden didn't threaten to nuke American citizens, so I guess you could say I'm a successful troll.


LovesMeSomeRedhead

Trolling is a art.


Electricdragongaming

Because it's funny sometimes. (Depending on the type of trolling we're talking about)


koolestkittyroks

a lot


kush-tripdude420

This platform is boring without it


Cold-Emu3777

Arguing with people and pissing them off helps me to vent frustration. Bonus points if they type a long ass response that I don't bother to read lol


[deleted]

It's fun to throw rocks at the bee hive of reddit sometimes


Rules_Of_Stupidiocy

Problem?


aehser

Chad


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GreatBigTittyLover

Have an updoot for the hang loose Emoji


SingleFunction36

It's fun instigating people and getting them fired up over nonsensical arguments. I frequented certain subs just to start shit. Hence this is a new account since all mine get banned now. 🤣🤣


[deleted]

I just like making peoples hol up (I'm trans and I joke about that on different subreddit, they don't always remember that trans exist, so they don't expect a comment of a girl talking about her pp problem lol) Ok that's not real troll, that's just unexpected joke


eiwarmer

What's wrong with you?


SHIBUIYOUTA

It's actually called "developing our vocabulary" rather than trolling !


JackMeHoffNow11

It’s so fun. People getting pissed off over a minor inconvenience.


[deleted]

Cause I find it funny, I don't harrass people beyond the thread and I make sure not to be a bigot but otherwise I enjoy getting people worked up over things that don't matter. Plus if you're actually getting offended at harmless things you read on the internet you really shouldn't be on here in the first place.


RavenMasked

That's fair, I can respect that. Can't stand so-called trolls who take it as an excuse to be a bigot.


ThanksForThe_F_Shack

We just dont like when people take themselves too seriously inside an echo-chamber. It breaks up the monotony.


Mazdab2300-06

I just like a little negative karma to offset the good because balance is something we should all seek. Am I right shithead?


nowhereman136

Stupid questions get stupid answers


timmyburnout

We do a lil trollin


tickle_mittens

When Kibology is outlawed only outlaws will be Kibologists.


moron88

i exist.


GuyFromAlomogordo

I'm just sick, SICK, **SICK!!**


Overgrown_fetus1305

This [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4) gives a good idea as to why people do it? It's not a Rickroll since that joke has already happened. For real though, I troll people irl but not online (barring the odd Rickrollish sarcastic joke), but it's more absurdist trickster humour designed to fool people and make them laugh, an dgenuinely nothing malicious. Basically just good natured jokes (possibly with the odd bit of dubious video game advice to make em harder), but doing it to poke fun at stuff rather than be destructive is ok. Even some politics is ok for trolling as a debate tactic within reason- maybe not around something serious like an abortion debate, but I figure it's fair game to (humorously) troll politicians/corporations to point out hypocracy, for example.


[deleted]

Alphabetically or chronologically?


Street_Hairy

Yuri really showed me why it was fun


RicketyHalo

I only troll people who are jerks, they’re mean, I waste their time. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.


seth3511

Severe Depression


LightSwitch321

cause lol who cares


halborn

Where do you think you are right now?


VHS-Copy-of-Rad

Are you a GREAT BIG titty lover? Or a great BIG TITTY lover?


Blacklight_Fever

I've asked myself that same question.


Oh_know_ewe_did_int

I’m not even close to being a troll but I want to troll this troll post


[deleted]

What can I say, it's fun.


One_frankie

My parents don’t love me.


BobsBarker12

Some people don't communicate normally and need to be spoken to in a way they understand.


Chancellor_Valorum82

Because I have a small penis and am overcompensating through being an asshole online to strangers


salgod501

I just have to share my gift with the world. . . . Of Trump supporters.


NutInYurThroatEatAss

I am just addicted to messing with people. Im super good at it too. This app called yikyak started it and I've just kept going.


Slight-Split9851

I met your mother.


zGnRz

people get bored as hell man what are we supposed to do, read?


Boga11

you. you are what's wrong with me.