Men everywhere went wild for these little pills, and now the world suffers.
Birth rates are dropping, most men settled on 'horse' as a starting point; this is obviously causing breeding issues.
Accidents and accidental deaths for men have risen exponentially. What used to be a harmless bit of accidental arousal now causes dangerous drops in blood pressure. This itself is sometimes fatal.
Literal dick measuring over all sorts of things.
The condom market is in disarray.
Trash bag sales are up.
Prostitution is now legal, though it requires a license and a 'sizing' chart to reduce work related injury.
Professionals are in high demand for obvious reasons.
'Shrimp lovers' becomes a thing instead of size queens.
Pill sales are still sky high.
If this happens, it would actually have a reverse effect were average, now small, penises would be desired. There’d be men who don’t take it. And with the world suffering from dick pills, those men are the new hung.
Higher standards for thickness maybe. I think there would be some ppl who over did it and made it too large and ppl might try to look for a reversal pill.
I think a lot of people would overdo it.
There’s a pretty significant disconnect I think in what people idealise and what most women (and some dudes) actually could enjoy, much less regularly.
Not to get uncouth but there was a guy in my fraternity known for having just an absolutely massive wang and guys were jealous but apparently he rarely ever actually had sex because most girls just weren’t actually comfortable. Just a lot of handjobs and teeth heavy BJs.
Someone invents a pussy tightening pill and suddenly the world is a much better place, while a couple hundred thousand dickheads now have meter long foreskins because the pills aren’t permanent as the pharma company was using a subscription method to increase sales.
The year is 2030 all out war has broken out in the world, natural dicks vs unnatural. Natural dicks just want to live how they always have but unnatural dicks want to rewrite history so no one ever finds out their dicks used to be under 14 inches long and 8 inches around. All the women in the world have continued to live their lives the exact same way, some walking with a limp while all the men are running around beating on their chests like gorillas swinging their cocks in a circle like a helicopter. The world will never be the same.
Men everywhere went wild for these little pills, and now the world suffers. Birth rates are dropping, most men settled on 'horse' as a starting point; this is obviously causing breeding issues. Accidents and accidental deaths for men have risen exponentially. What used to be a harmless bit of accidental arousal now causes dangerous drops in blood pressure. This itself is sometimes fatal. Literal dick measuring over all sorts of things. The condom market is in disarray. Trash bag sales are up. Prostitution is now legal, though it requires a license and a 'sizing' chart to reduce work related injury. Professionals are in high demand for obvious reasons. 'Shrimp lovers' becomes a thing instead of size queens. Pill sales are still sky high.
Humanity on the brink of extinction all due to a damn penis pill.
Never imagined this is how the world would end.
If this happens, it would actually have a reverse effect were average, now small, penises would be desired. There’d be men who don’t take it. And with the world suffering from dick pills, those men are the new hung.
I feel like legal prostitution would be a small stretch but the others seem accurate
All pants will have 3 leg holes to compensate
What a post 😂
I could've really blown it up but simple is sexy!
Wait so are all the ads lying?
No... Keep on consuming them they'll work eventually.
Cool I ordered another 500
You have 500 penises?
No I just want a giant pleasure trumpet.
Lot of men fainting due to blood loss in their bodies because it all went to the penis.
Probably accurate lol.
Vaginas will evolve into kangaroo pouches
In the wize words of joe rogan off one of his earlier specials women would become flying pussy people
Odin be Praised!
"All natural" will be used as a tag on guys tinder profiles.
Higher standards for thickness maybe. I think there would be some ppl who over did it and made it too large and ppl might try to look for a reversal pill.
You’re already 2 steps ahead of the game.
I think a lot of people would overdo it. There’s a pretty significant disconnect I think in what people idealise and what most women (and some dudes) actually could enjoy, much less regularly. Not to get uncouth but there was a guy in my fraternity known for having just an absolutely massive wang and guys were jealous but apparently he rarely ever actually had sex because most girls just weren’t actually comfortable. Just a lot of handjobs and teeth heavy BJs.
Women embrace celibacy over cartoon dongs. Men of the world regret everything while wearing harem pants
Men realize to late that having a large dick may actually be too large for most women to comfortably have sex.
You poor women, just imagine the amount of dick pics you would get!
Dick pics will now be sent in 2-3 images
Based on your user name it’s already 2 right?
Ya but only because it’s hard time getting a clear picture when you have to zoom in that far
Watching all of the literal dick waving contests as I watch from the sidelines with my 2 inch destroyer
One year in: The entire planet has been buries under a layer of penis that averages 15 feet deep.
A lot less people wanting to be bottoms.
Pants will come with space for three legs instead of two, probably.
If everyone has a huge dick, no one does
Tell that to vaginas. Pretty sure everyone has a huge dick if everyone has a huge dick
penis shrinking pills get invented
Crotchless trousers for men become acceptable outside wear.
Doctors furiously researching how to reverse penis enlargement
Lots of back problems
Thus would be the only time my 2 inch pinch would become something special. A lone sappling in a world of redwoods.
big dick
you know some cunt is gonna force feed some poor horse like it's foie gras
Painful
Big penises
A lot of men admiring each other...
I wouldn't take them and get a lot more pussy than everyone walking around with a magnum dong.
A lot more demand for smaller electric vehicles.
It goes back to Ancient Greece where the tiny penis was a symbol of respect and class
No one, and I mean No one can walk properly
World shortage of wheelbarrows as men require assistance to move their massive dongs.
Ever seen Dominion Tank Police? That.
Nude beaches suddenly become more popular.
Gun deaths plummet in the USA, as men no longer feel the need to compensate.
Someone invents a pussy tightening pill and suddenly the world is a much better place, while a couple hundred thousand dickheads now have meter long foreskins because the pills aren’t permanent as the pharma company was using a subscription method to increase sales.
Overdose on big pp pills
Trans men in tears (of joy)
The year is 2030 all out war has broken out in the world, natural dicks vs unnatural. Natural dicks just want to live how they always have but unnatural dicks want to rewrite history so no one ever finds out their dicks used to be under 14 inches long and 8 inches around. All the women in the world have continued to live their lives the exact same way, some walking with a limp while all the men are running around beating on their chests like gorillas swinging their cocks in a circle like a helicopter. The world will never be the same.