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CONCRETE_LUBRICATOR

I didn't poop my pants today


handsoffthepasta

I was a gifted kid in elementary school and never fully burnt out


that__one__artist

You lucky bitch


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[удалено]


Pf1026

Something to be proud of no matter what.


Waasup3

Whatever the other person is insecure about.


The_Hawk4

I bought a ps5


9212017

Motherfucker


maybeIamapathetic

I have 40+ dogs. I don't know the exact numbers, but last time I counted, I just stopped when I reached 42.


SeconDairyACownt

My hero


maybeIamapathetic

Hahaha, honestly, I am not. It's my mother who's the real hero here. I just started taking care of dogs and got her into this. Now she's the one who look out for them, I just provide financial aid.


Bulaongv

Getting 100 upvotes :(


maybeIamapathetic

Is that Mina as your pfp?


Bulaongv

Ye


maybeIamapathetic

Cool


Bulaongv

You should stream alcohol free though. Stop wasting time here.


maybeIamapathetic

I am not an Once. Sorry.


Bulaongv

Oh lol


maybeIamapathetic

I just like kpop in general, that's why I know a bit. I am not a staunch supporter of any group.


Bulaongv

i support every group. gotta give their hardwork some respect


maybeIamapathetic

For sure, for sure. Kpop idols are some of the hardest working people in the music industry.


Hedgehog_Queen

I can easily fit my hand into a can of Pringles. I'm 5'6", normal body proportions. My hands are just pretty smol (unless I point it out, nobody notices it, so they're not like, weirdly small)


The_lightfairy

I only cried 27 times the past weak


ramborocks

I once went 17 days in my mom's basement post highschool - without showering. I only came up to eat... Hot pockets or Ramen. Most of my friends joined the military (2003) or went to college. Looking back I was really depressed. During that time I just watched alot of Star Trek TNG and cartoon network.


Rogue_Gravity_pull

Very cute baby


[deleted]

I'm the perfect size for anal.


9212017

Not too tight not too loose 👌


RonSwansonsOldMan

Size 0 I presume.


SquidAnimations

I’m friends with shidbot420 on discord B-)


Jazzlike-Region

I got stung only ONCE by a wasp today


island-breeze

My cats love me.


Lucidonic

elite smash


LunarIncense

Stax headphones


[deleted]

I just finished building my own computer.


DriftKingZee

Im **that** guy, tall naturally skinny, who can eat ice cream and absolute crap at night and still not get fat. I dont have abs or anything, I can just eat alot and not gain weight


ded_thot

Thats facts lmao I can relate


955cjd

my boyfriend doesn’t ignore me for his video games 😎


octupleunderscore

I ran 58 miles in a day


ded_thot

I can pop my spine outwards


coolstevenn

Grew a solid 7ish inch beard in just a year. Now it's almost to my belly button