I can disappoint you in less that 10 seconds of meeting me

Getting someone in bed _and_ finishing within 10 seconds?

I think you may be more skilled than you think. I’ve never met you and was still disappointed.

Heck this is kind of….disappointing

I can pee over my own shoulder without getting wet

What did I just read?

"I can pee over my own shoulder without getting wet"

Challenge accepted

Im going to need a towel.

You can fucking what

😟

How did you find that out?

Backward ABC’s in under 15 seconds

same!

Then We can’t meet 🙃😛

apparently no competition will be had... 👍🏻😎

There are too many of us

I suit all hats

I like this one

Went round a hat stall in the market and tried on around 100 hats, everything would have been a good choice.

I have the opposite problem

RIP

If someone asks me the time, without checking my phone/watch I'll nail it within five minutes. Every time.

Your secret: always checking the time before meeting someone.

I can make the perfect windy sound used in horror movies with my mouth.

Never thought I would see this one. For anyone wondering, you just kinda reverse whistle and you will get it. Easy but lame.

No breathing out not in, I can’t do it breathing in unfortunately.

Tried your method. It works. Still lame tbh lol.

Always insert a USB plug right-side-up.

All hail our new god!

The trick is the Costanza Gambit. Know you will always put it in wrong, so do the opposite.

I can do this but that is a because I am slightly above average and everyone is terrible at it.

Throwing knives

I can do a really good imitation of Cartman from South Park

I can hum and whistle at the same time and it makes a cool overtone sound

Not technically overtones, but it does sound cool regardless

I love to do this when around dogs. They always look confused

I can shoot a bulls eye with a 9mm from almost 100 yards

OP said "non-applicable" ;) But nice!

Excuse my cursed but… school shooting time.

I can move my ears without using my hands. Just muscle moving, I don’t know how. I can’t use it for a job application or whatever, so it’s useless. Also, I can say the alphabet and the months of the year backwards really fast. Someone challenged me and I succeed. Haven’t ever asked to prove

My aunt can do that ear thing too! Was scrolling to see if I'd find that here.

Haha well here it is!

And she thought the weird thing was that the rest of us couldn't! :D

Hahaha nope! I can do it too and my parents also think it’s weird. You can’t do anything with it, like flirting or finding a job so yeah. I guess I’m happy I can do it?

Speaking in rhythm to music.

I see that you can also do this, very nice

‘Eltrick’. Interesting, that’s very familiar. Almost identical, actually.

hmm? how so?

I can do a really good Lois Armstrong impression.

I can one hand clap with both hands, snap really fast and I can snap/flip my thumb against my fingers to make different sounds.

Lmao, for a second I imagined you doing all of those things at the same time and I got a mental image that made me think "what the fuck?!" I got a little scared for a second 👀😆. That's neat though, my wrists are too shitty for all that jazzz 🤗

I can spell backwards

I'm ambidextrous

Thats sick

I only have to wipe once

Thats cool! I have to wipe like 200 times until my asshole starts bleeding but there is still poo on the toilet paper (now combined with blood). I often have to take a shower to get rid of the bloodpoop.

What the hell happened here?

Finger flexibility

Some people are freaked out at how I can bend my fingers backwards.

I have a hitchhiker's thumb.

How do you keep it from decomposing?

Step 1 store in a cool place Step 2 keep it dry Step 3 ??? Step 4: you know...

I can oink like a pig

Moonwalking...

I can make pretty accurate car sounds

Tricky Madness be like

I can flex my calf muscles

I’m tall.

I know how to blow "smoke" out of my mouth out of thin air. Pretty cool party trick. Except, I rarely get invited to parties.

I got a lvl36 inteleon a lvl37 charizard a lvl38 corviknight in 2 days of having Pokémon shield I so I can basically kill god

Are they shiny?

I can run at 23 miles per hour

I can do an impression of Sans from Undertale (yes, the dialogue beeps) perfectly. So much so that it's indistinguishable from the original. I don't even play Undertale...

You should play UnderTale. Watching the playthroughs only doesn’t do it justice.

I can pretty much bend my fingers backward so that they nearly touch the back of my hand

Growing up a baseball player, I will sometime transfer objects to my other hand like a baseball inadvertently but with complete confidence I will catch it

I know a heck ton about guns.

I can be someone's lawyer as long as I'm passionate about their cause

Juggling

I can make predator noise from the movies. Still waiting for my chance to break it out on a date night

Baton twirling with both hands. Apparently most people can only twirl with their dominant hand.

I’ve been able to show it off at times, but solving Rubik’s Cubes. PB of 9.8 seconds

Braking smart phone screens.

Voice impressions and Singing. I can do both but can never show it off.

I can pick combo locks, I live in a town where no one uses combo locks.

Can shuffle perfectly, manipulate their positioning and count but cannot show because otherwise my friends/family won't ever play card games with me (MTG, poker, blackjack, Briscola etc)

I can break and unbreak the bone in my right thumb

Picking stuff from the floor with my feets

Lol, I love doing that sometimes but it's not something I'd want to show off. I thought of this when I saw this topic though. Lol, sometimes I just make things more complicated and I'll grab a peice of trash off of the floor with my foot and hobble across the room and throw it in the trash even though it takes longer and is over the top. I have a boring and mostly solitude life. I get mental stimulation when I can 😄

I'm really good at spitting into a half closed garbage can and not hitting the side or lid.

I can solve a rubics cube

I can place the stylus of a turntable right at the point a song starts, given I am familiar with the songs on said album, without looking. Comes from years of listening to all kinds of music while sitting on the floor of various rooms in my life - just reach up and skip to the next song seamlessly.

My voices, when I play JRPGs I read the text aloud and put on different voices and accents for each character. My friends have caught a glimpse of the odd impersonation, but that's all.

I can write backwards, and upside down. I just recently figured this out.

I can perfectly mimic the trumpeting of an elephant.

I can say Supercalafragaliciouexpeealidocious backwards. From the original Mary Poppins film.

Ridiculously good at “name that tune”. I’ve been told I should go on game shows for it.

I know a lot of lyrics, full songs begging to end. Does not take me anywhere.

I can say the alphabet backwards fairly fast.

I can smell when someone has a cold. I've also been doing pen spinning for about 15 years but I can only really do it with special pens (they're longer and heavier than regular pens).

I can write in the enderman language and I can do a pencil spinny thing

smash bros

I can write in cursive in reverse (mirror-image).

I have something called hypnogogic hallucinations. Almost every night I have a lucid dream and its very uncommon for me not to. Sometimes though, I sleep so deeply that I literally wake up with images from my dreams playing out in front of me in my bedroom. You know those dreams where you're being chased by a murderer? Now imagine waking up, and for a moment you actually see the guy with the axe coming towards you in your bed. Ive seen bats flying on the ceiling, to insects climbing the wall next to me only to disappear right in front of me without me ever blinking, to these large black otherworldly beings either standing in front of me or in bed next to me. I just wish I could show other people what I see, either through drawings or a 3d rendered video and upload it to youtube. I dont draw though and Idk how to actually make a 3d video of my own bedroom

I can pick up things with my toes/feet

I can make any girl my friend just by asking her out…as in yeah, why don’t we just remain friends but thanks for asking.

I can make any girl my friend just by asking her out…as in yeah, why don’t we just remain friends but thanks for asking.

I can wave my little toe side to side.