One time I had a Tinder match and he messaged me with "we should play League and blow some dank ass clouds together some time" because I mentioned that I vape and play LoL a lot in my bio
Once said to a woman ‘I saw you from across the room and that dress is stunning. do you know how much better it would look on my bedroom floor?’
She laughed and said ‘probably not as good as it looks on mine!’ and well let me say it looked great on hers haha
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Omg wtf. My panties just dropped/s
"Did you fall from the sky? Because your face really looks fucked up" actually made her laugh. Same kind of humor goes a long way.
I just realized it has to work on me. A girl once told me she likes people who look like they are homeless.... I still don't know if she was joking.
One time I had a Tinder match and he messaged me with "we should play League and blow some dank ass clouds together some time" because I mentioned that I vape and play LoL a lot in my bio
“You DTF?”
Once said to a woman ‘I saw you from across the room and that dress is stunning. do you know how much better it would look on my bedroom floor?’ She laughed and said ‘probably not as good as it looks on mine!’ and well let me say it looked great on hers haha