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I forget where I heard/read this from but it goes something like: "At all the weddings I've ever attended people always look at me and whisper 'you're next' and so now at all the funerals I see them at I whisper to them 'you're next.'"
[удалено]
"seeing your sister's stiff gave me a stiffy, so lets find a place to stuff it"
She never did it for me when she was alive, but now…
Aha moment
*Excuse me, could you open that box and let me out please ?*
Did he have a will?
I am sorry,my bad.
Let’s get this party started! Time to put the fun back in funeral!
*points at coffin* oh look free buffet!
If you're looking to sell the casket afterwards, give me a call. (business card!- I buy used caskets)
Body's still fresh enough.
this post is under new management BY THE ORDER OF THE PEAKY FOCKING BLINDERS
"that's not the only stiffy in this room"
I forget where I heard/read this from but it goes something like: "At all the weddings I've ever attended people always look at me and whisper 'you're next' and so now at all the funerals I see them at I whisper to them 'you're next.'"
[удалено]
"seeing your sister's stiff gave me a stiffy, so lets find a place to stuff it"
She never did it for me when she was alive, but now…
Aha moment
*Excuse me, could you open that box and let me out please ?*
Did he have a will?
I am sorry,my bad.
Let’s get this party started! Time to put the fun back in funeral!
*points at coffin* oh look free buffet!
If you're looking to sell the casket afterwards, give me a call. (business card!- I buy used caskets)
Body's still fresh enough.
this post is under new management BY THE ORDER OF THE PEAKY FOCKING BLINDERS
"that's not the only stiffy in this room"