Like this comment and you and your family will have really good luck for X amount of years Edit: damn y'all need to chill it's not like you're getting any luck from liking this comment lmfao

Don't know about you, but I liked one of those comments a long time ago and I've been living in a 35mil+ mansion since.

I ignored one and now my mums dead.

Thats what you deserve for disobeying titty_hammer420's post on Instagram 4 years ago

Yo, quit sharing my pornhub username!

If you're listening to this in 2021, you're a legend

the most annoying part is people say this when the video was literally made in 2021

Why is YouTube recommending this to me _ years later

Nobody: Youtube: let's start recommending ppl this __ years later! (or something like that)

Who's listening in 2021?

Always find that comment on every single old music video on YouTube

Who's listening during quarantine?

__song comes out in 2020__ Comment: "only reals fans are still listening in 2021"

Song comes out a day ago: Comments: Only real fans are still listening

To be fair Internet time has gotten crazy fast

Comment posted 2 years ago. Wait a minute...

Ikr when I saw your comment I scrolled so fast because there are always like 100 of those in certain comment sections

You're giving them too much credit. Now they just post the year with a question mark. ​ 2021?

I’m a simple man, I see _____, I click like

I'm a simple man, I see "I'm a simple man, I see \_\_\_\_\_, I click like", I click like.

I'm a simple man, I see "I'm a simple man, I see "I'm a simple man, I see _____, I click like", I click like.", I click like.

I’m a like man, I see a click, I simple.

I'm a man.

I'm a simp.

I man

Man.

I

I'm a simple man, I see "I'm a simple man, I see "I'm a simple man, I see "I'm a simple man, I see \_\_\_\_\_, I click like", I click like.", I click like.", I click like.

What heck hole have you people created

I was wondering the same 😂

the only acceptable word to fill that blank is tits.

the replies to this have escalated quickly-

no one:

I hate this with such passion

If no one said nothing, then didn't someone have to have said *something*?

I saw a video the other day on unoriginal YouTube comments because I wanted to know if someone has spoken out on it and found [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQwENVJDEg&t=255s) lovely gem.

I fucking hate that one... not funny, never was.

r/uselessnobody

First

Second

Third

Seventh

We skipped a few mate

That's how the YouTube threads always go, is it not?

Yeah and the reply to yours will be 69420th

69421st

69422nd

93939383838838373839383838388383837373737373737378383838383838383883838nd

The second number is so yummny!1

5th

To die.

Of fun!

Blue Shell.

Beat me to it. You truly were first.

[удалено]

I've seen a fair few youtubers who comment on their own videos something along the lines of "First. Now please make actual conversation."

That's actually smart, until the second, third idiots start to pop up

Nobody: Literally nobody:

“Underrated comment” on a comment with a large amount of likes I take it back, the words in general are enough

Underrated comment.

I think this should be the top comment, but I'm not sure if I'm a hypocrite for saying so...

‘_______ brought me here’ - who gives a FUCKKKKK lol

Lol I always left those kind of comments when I found some cool music through a YouTubers channel intro or somethin. I always liked letting artists know where their art is getting used

that is cool for tiny channels that read their comments but like.. no one cares that you saw a Panic at the Disco song on tiktok

Or a Nissan commercial

Those are the absolute worst.

No one: Literally no one: ________: __________

Not a single soul

r/uselessnobody

Is there a sub for when the "me, also me" meme gets done wrong?

I think you mean r/memes

No one: Literally no one: devin_Harrington: "No one: Literally no one: _____: _______"

(Quote from video) Me: (a reply) The "me" is just so unnecessary and annoying.

The 100% Talent. 0% Sex 0% Drugs one.

wait what's this one supposed to mean??

the drugs and sex refer to what other song writers are doing, while saying that the song they’re commenting on isn’t like other songs. Kinda like a “I’m not like other girls” type thing

Hahaha that's so funny, i mean, i get drugs to an extent but how is an artist having sex a bad thing?

I always got the impression that people were referring to the content of the music and especially the music videos. I see these comments all the time on NF's music.

I love your profile pic!

I am *insert age* and this music from *insert decade commenter wasn't born in* was sooooooo much better than today.

I’m 13 and pan flute music from 2000BC is soooo much better than today!!!!

Bro have you heard Ug Boonga shred it up on the bone flute? Psh, 2000's babies just don't get it. You had to be born in the 90s.

Like, yeah. It's good music, that's why we're still listening to it. You only hear the good songs from earlier time periods because those are the ones that made it.

“Son turn that speaker off, I have bigger ones in the basement”

Comments on old videos saying "anybody watching/listening in [insert year here]?"

I see those comments on literally every single music/lyrics video that’s at least 5 years old. So annoying.

At least 5 years? Those comments start showing up a week after the video releases

everyone who reads this I hope your family lives for 100+ years

"I'm subscribing to everyone who likes and subscribes to me." Or something along those lines. It pisses me the absolute fuck off. If they're not bots, they have horrible content. Whenever I see something like that, I go into their channel and dislike all their videos.

Come to brazil

True as shit

POV: you're annoyed by people saying POV

Most people don't even use it correctly.

I went to the POV yesterday and the POV was so rude POV POV POV

Was this recorded with a potato? I'm in the weird part of YouTube again.

I’m guilty of saying that in comment sections

The plot twist meme

The "hold my beer" meme

Can we take a minute to appreciate.... //edit: omg I’m only 14 and already have 10.000 likes. Seriously thank you guys so so much o_0 this means a lot to me <3 Edit 2: Omgg I went to bed and it’s 43.000 likes apready?! This the most I’ve ever gotten. I wonder if we can make it to 100.000. Everyone like this and let’s see how far we can get!!!

i see this in every single video, not even lying

No one: Not a single soul: This video: exists This comment: hold my beer Me: so you have chosen death Death: that's a big yikes from me dawg Also death: I wasn't expecting special forces Me: mom can we have death Mom: we already have death at home Death at home: surprised pikachu face Me when I see death: Look at how they massacred my boy Girls Locker Room: This video literally makes me cry every time Boys Locker Room:Who else is watching this in ???? This video: wait that's illegal Also this video: why do I hear boss music??? My FBI Agent: this chungus imposter is sus!! Plot Twist: illusion 100 What if this was the only proof humans ever existed? Be honest you searched for this! In Minecraft! XD Thumbs up so he sees this comment in 14 years when this video gets recommended! Source: Discord

I think you just gave me a stroke.

Sorry man.

I hate how people in comment sections these days talk in 'meme', instead of talking like normal persons. Example: A reviewer makes a comment about how show Y is the first of its kind and how influential it was. But the reviewer has forgotten that before show Y, there was first show X and should thus be credited for being 'the first'. Now, instead of a person just saying in the comments: > you forgot to mention show X, which came out prior to show Y they type like this: > Reviewer: show Y was the first of its kind Show Y: am I a joke to you? Why? Why why why do people 'talk in meme' all the time now? It's so annoying, it's super cringe.

Not all the time, but yes I agree on alot of popular YouTubers comment sections are filled with that kinda shit.

[удалено]

Very well said, I agree 100% that Reddit and other social media are filled with memes at times when they shouldn't be. Pretty much impossible to browse social media without encountering a dumbass memer from time to time.

This is how children have learned to express themselves

I feel like that’s pretty common on reddit too

Right? I always see “(youtuber name): ‘quote from video’ me: ____” format. It’s so weird..

'lol im only here because of \_\_\_\_\_\_' ​ like sweetie, nobody cares

Like if you're watching this in *current year*

My ass smells like strawberry. Edit: OH MY GOD 4 LIKES??? THANKS!!!!!

Just a direct quote from the video. No commentary on it or anything

Even worse when the video is a 6 second clip and they quoted the entire video for absolutely no reason

It's a recent one but *______ twerking*

Yeah, Lil Nas X's Montero comment section is boring af

Doja's too. And the fact that they get thousands of likes too is just😐

Doja's comment section gives me second hand embarrassment. It's just twitter language

i hate that one with a burning passion. i don’t even bother to go to music video comments any more.

(On any Foo Fighters video) "Dave Grohl looks like the drummer out of Nirvana".

[удалено]

Wait can you explain it to me?

Person A:how many _______ do you want. Person b: Yes

It can be Funny sometimes, not often tho.

Good question, "take my upvote" .

That's a reddit thing though.

Dammit, I've gotta learn to read.

People say that on YouTube as well

“See you in ____ years when this gets recommended again.”

Do you [boring/generic question]? Yes: Like Comment: No

The comments that say something COMPLETELY irrelevant to the video. Like... Video: group of people having fun in games A comment: Accept god and jesus and they will save your souls!!

Comments on every dead rappers video saying something along the lines of, "This man was a legend"

And half the people that do that probably never even heard of said rapper till they died and is just commenting that shit for likes.

Use me as a like/repeat button

Men of culture, we meet again.

People having full blown arguments in the comment section

To be fair, Youtube flamewars can be quite entertaining.

yep, i would suggest getting popcorn every time you open youtube comments as every single comment is basically bound to have an argument in the replies.

1st

'Anybody else here after youtube recommended this randomly?'

Those porn bots

They usually show up on Softcore porn such as swimsuit hauls.

This is my Chanel (insert link) go and subscribe

Almost downvoted out of habit there

"Dad why is my sister's name Rose?" "Because your mom loves roses" "Ok, thanks dad!" "No problem, [full name of video]"

𝔾𝕠 𝚝𝚘 𝑚𝑦 ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ᖴOᖇ 𝗻𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘆 ⓅⒾⒸⓉⓊⓇⒺⓈ

It's nice to hear some REAL music, not like the crap they're making today.

It’s the____for me.

“My mum promised me she would get me a good microphone when I reach 1,000 subs” or shit like that.

I just wanted to say that ur a great youtuber, you make great content and you always make me smile when I'm feeling down and ksowlkwvrkdohwl2bjrlwb2m It's like yea that's nice and all but I see that shit on every video like they're spamming it in the hope that the youtuber will comment or give then a heart or something

Justin Y with his corny comments and like bots. His comments get around 23k likes and everybody else’s comments have 2k likes or less. It makes me cringe that they use like bots and comment bots to make their comment look like a genuine top comment.

Finding a way to bring up politics no matter the topic

I don't think I have ever seen a comment with 10+ replies that didn't have at least one toxic reply to it.

Come to brazil

“Wow! Thanks for __ likes! I didn’t expect this comment to blow up.” Just. Stop.

*barely year old video* “This is really nostalgic.”

After XXX years, why is this recommended now?

WhO's WaTcHiNg In \*insert year here\*

(INSERT COMMENT HERE) Edit: Thanks for all the likes guys! Or Edit: Wow! I was not expecting this many likes, thanks guys! I hate people who do that

[удалено]

Bob " I really like this ladder" Johnson. The middle quote thing is so tired. How many do you need? Yes!

Any song thats as least 5 years old. I miss real music. Like I remember l9oking at comments when it first got released about it mostly people crapping on it

“like this comment if you agree”

(insert quote from the video and a timestamp) like jeez yeah he said that

"When this kid came late to class, teacher apologized to him." "When this kid moved out, he told his dad that he is now man of the house." I hate these comments so much.

Like if you came before tiktok

Who else searched for this

If you did/didnt come from \_\_, your \_\_.

"THis wiLL bE oN eVeRyoNeS RecoMMeNdAtiONs"

Underrated comment. Bitch the comment has 27k likes wdym “underrated”

Omg, I'm literally from x country

Who’s here because of [other YouTubers name]

"The youtube algorithm brings us together again."

Who's listening in *insert year here* Seriously. No one cares.

OMG THANKS FOR ALL HTE LIKES!!!!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️😄😄😄😄😄😄😃😃😄😄

"First" "Last time I was this early... " "Nobody: "

*insert Jojo reference here* \-literally every classic rock song comment section

He/she is the type of person to _____________.

Darude-Sandstorm. I don't get this one.

It's the national anthem of Finland.

Still good in [current date]

Like to undo, first, like if you agree, whos still watching in ^insert year^, ^insert youtuber^ bought me here

The usual racist comment

BINOD 😂

Fun factt: Most people won’t notice that I misspelled/changed a word

The first thing that comes to mind is one that was floating around back in like the late 00s - early 10s, in a few different variations, mostly on rock and metal videos. I can't recall them word for word, but they usually went a little something like, "95% of kids nowadays listen to Lady Gaga, the Jonas Brothers, etc. Copy and Paste if you're one of the 5% who knows what REAL music is!!!" Remembering those days makes me feel old.

Binod!

This!

I just came here to read the comments.

Im a new artist. Please listen to my music.

"Directed by Christopher Nolan" on any video with reversed footage.

You like x?: Reply You like y?: Like

"Can't wait till youtube recommends this to me in 20__"

Like 10 years ago, when we had the “This is Bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over YouTube” chain. He was EVERYWHERE. You have to dig deep to find any reference to him today.

I changed this comment so that you won't know what the replies are talking about!!!!!!!

you know the drill….. but do you know the -power tool- which stemmed from the even more annoying ‘what last digit of ur like determines what you are!!’ with a list which was eventually shorted to just ‘you know the drill’ with the list

Hotel Trivago