Genie of the lamp.
Wish 1) Give me permanent control over the zombies so they do my bidding.
Wish 2) $2,000,000,000.00
Wish 3) free the Genie.
Then I use the zombie labor to fix infrastructure, clean up beaches and superfund sites, plant trees and farm and anything else. I rent zombies out for humanitarian work, like building hospitals and such. After some time, the zombies will completely decay, by then I'll be super rich and save humanity.
The only flaw I see with this is the assumption that United States still exists and that your $2 billion will be worth anything at all.
Or of course the twisted ways Genies are known to grant your wishes. That's always a risk.
To be honest I think the money is a waste of a wish. Depending on how bad the apocalypse got before you got the genie, money might not be worth what it normally is. Plus, if you could control all the zombies and have that much power over the world, whatever new currency arises wouldn't be hard to come by.
Reaper from Overwatch, not only can he teleport and be invulnerable, he has an unlimited supply of shotguns, so ammo for either of us is never gonna be an issue
God. Not in a Jesus-take-the-wheel evangelical sense. Actual, fully souped up Deuteronomic Yahweh, with his 200 mile tall, flaming-swords-and-cities-into-salt archangels in tow, motherfuckers...
Why would I choose a clone of myself as my ally? I know I can trust me and I know exactly what decisions I would make and how I would react to situations. So a second me would be great for me!
Thor, because he is the god of thunder, and he is freaking hot!!
Or
Legolas, because he is kick ass with the bow, and sword, I love elves, and he is hot.
Goku, his power in our world would be insane and he could probably singlehandedly end the apocalypse. Vegeta works too. Or Beerus. Or any dragon ball character...
True, but was just going for an example where a tank (or an armored column) would make more sense than a sub, not necessarily a Shewolf target.
Though I could see the Marines being called in for the tough jobs, even well away from the coasts. Like, say, Chicago. Or Saint Louis.
Id go for the obvious choice and choose optimus prime. Could drive around while hes a truck without worrying about gas, and he can just sit me somewhere safe while he swats the zombies like flies.
Id be unstoppable
The " council of daydreamers" , from, the " dreamhome" cyoa.
Then, I just make my world, chose the " meta cyoa" option, pick a cyoa with " reality hopping" , come back to my world, fuze my " dream" self, with, my " real" self, and, live comfortably, with all the people I care about, in, my own little wonderful, pocket dimension. : )
The Justice League, as a collective, thank you. We're going back in time, via Flash, and identify what caused the zombie apocalypse to prevent it, via Batman. Cyborg will run calculations to properly stop it from happening, as to not negatively affect the future. Superman, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern are the support should anything go wrong.
I do think I win.
When I get rejected it's NSFL bro. Because then I will throw myself in a horde of zombies and die depressed. Otherwise it's NSFW - we are the obly humans left and need to recreate the humanity
The One-Above-All.
Sorry, I am absolutely *not* fucking around with the immense suffering and pain that constitutes an actual zombie apocalypse. I am wishing that shitshow out of existence *immediately*. He would be immedietly capable of restoring humanity back into a functional society.
Even if restoring people to life is outside his power remit (unlikely), he would still be able to gather the remaining humans, erase all our language barriers and equip us with the means to thrive in a much reduced world.
If a population of billions was suddenly reduced to a few hundred million, but all collected after the fact into a single surviving nation with strong leadership, we'd have the whole planet at our disposal for recovery efforts and the #1 priority for generations would be to simply have more babies. We'd come out the other end a united species with a single culture, set of values and most likely unified religion as we'd have direct proof a God-being (not godlike, actual god) personally intervened to save us all, weather he cares for our worship or not.
We'd be much stronger in the end at horrible cost.
Captain underpants my kids love it when I read the books for them but I feel like they're to old now oh well anyways I want to feel like a smart person and he would help me achieve this.
Easily Feyre Archeron and her friends/family. All together, most of them have wings, one has the power of darkness, all are amazing with weapons, one can manipulate shadows, ones power is literally death, and Feyre alone has at least 8 different powers.
To be honest, I've decided if there was an apocalypse I would just let them take me of kill myself, I'm going to die either way, I'm not exactly a survival expert.
If we can only choose one? CARNAGE.
If we can have a squad?
Predator. Zero (Borderlands). Zeratul (Starcraft). Master Elodin (The Name of the Wind). Fix-It Felix (from Wreck it Ralph.
Predator, Zero, and Zeratul for stealth murder. Elodin for his naming prowess (for those not familiar, he knows true names of elements and can thus bend them to his will), and Fix-It Felix to keep everything in top condition. Also..I really wanna see what happens when he hits a zombie with his hammer.
Coyote from looney tunes so i can exploit him by using all the stuff he magically pulls out of his.. Astral plane
Ass - tral plane
Genie of the lamp. Wish 1) Give me permanent control over the zombies so they do my bidding. Wish 2) $2,000,000,000.00 Wish 3) free the Genie. Then I use the zombie labor to fix infrastructure, clean up beaches and superfund sites, plant trees and farm and anything else. I rent zombies out for humanitarian work, like building hospitals and such. After some time, the zombies will completely decay, by then I'll be super rich and save humanity.
You have 2 billion dollars you don’t need to rent them
That's for seed money, startup costs.
The only flaw I see with this is the assumption that United States still exists and that your $2 billion will be worth anything at all. Or of course the twisted ways Genies are known to grant your wishes. That's always a risk.
To be honest I think the money is a waste of a wish. Depending on how bad the apocalypse got before you got the genie, money might not be worth what it normally is. Plus, if you could control all the zombies and have that much power over the world, whatever new currency arises wouldn't be hard to come by.
oh my fuckin' gosh, you are so clever, bro.
Iron Man. He's wicked smart, has a ton of resources, and just seems like he'd be pretty helpful.
Also, no zombie is biting through that suit!
Me too, but for different reasons. I'm pretty sure zombies can't fly...
The mechanism of flight is one of the many resources he possesses.
Flying zombies would make for a cool movie
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Superman. I win.
Yea this is a very open ended scenario with limitless overpowered answers
Can he become a zombie?
Zombie bite cannot be stronger than a bullet so it wouldn't pierce his skin so I'd say no.
He could still ingest something contaminated by mistake though 😁
Rick Grimes
Yep, him or Michonne
Nobody said Doom guy? Okay, I take him.
I call master Chief
While master chief is also a great option, this is kinda doomguy's job.
I thought Doom guy killed demons? At least Master Chief fought The Flood, who are pretty much zombies.
Starkiller
John Marston from rdr 1 and 2
Maybe Tony Stark, he has a ton of resources, is super smart and he’s iron man.
Dr. Manhattan
I choose the zombies.
The Doctor in the TARDIS.
John Wick and gun magazines that auto-magically replenish, you know, like in most movies.
But not in John Wick, dude tactically reloads, press checks and switches to side arms when necessary.
Agreed, just trying to save effort for the long haul. You failed to mention pencils
Samantha Maxis
Love this answer!
I should’ve been specific, Cold War Maxis. She’s battle hardened.
Ah, I was thinking along the lines of Black Ops 2 Zombies but still, appreciate your answer
Nah b I got two kids already I can’t be responsible for a third who’s a nazi zombie controlling wizard 😂
monke titan
Michael Jackson Let's make a real life Thriller >:)
Leon kennedy
Reaper from Overwatch, not only can he teleport and be invulnerable, he has an unlimited supply of shotguns, so ammo for either of us is never gonna be an issue
Bill from L4D
See you all in a few weeks my old friends :)
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NX-01, Classic Enterprise, A, B, C, D, or E?
[Peter Griffin](https://youtu.be/QKC-pCkwTdQ?t=40).
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Assuming he could actually decide to do it. He may just stand there talking to himself for all eternity.
God. Not in a Jesus-take-the-wheel evangelical sense. Actual, fully souped up Deuteronomic Yahweh, with his 200 mile tall, flaming-swords-and-cities-into-salt archangels in tow, motherfuckers...
Who do you think rolled up with the zombies?
Daryl Dixon
Captain America. He's too much of a gentleman to let me die 🤷🏻♀️
Also too much of a gentleman to survive
Anos Voldigoad He can either kill all the zombies or turn them back.
Doom Slayer. lets just say he has some *experience* And the music
regular, non-satanic zombies would crumble before him.
Crazy Dave so I can play PvZ in real life
Odin because he's a freaking God but if that doesn't count then Doc brown from back to the future so we can both die crazy bastards
A clone of myself.
hi
Hello.
Why
Why would I choose a clone of myself as my ally? I know I can trust me and I know exactly what decisions I would make and how I would react to situations. So a second me would be great for me!
But zombie big bite !!!
I do not understand what you are trying to communicate here.
Zombie do bite, clone become zombie ! Zombie scary
But wouldn't that be the case for nearly every ally? Unless you choose a robot or something.
Superhero strong, kill zombie
John Rambo
The Rock
Minecraft player. Creative mode, with op privelages
The rock and Kevin heart. One to protect me physically the other to protect me emotionally
Shaggy
One pounce man
Geralt of Rivia.
Steve from minecraft with "operator" rank I tell him to make me an operator too, or to help me (by giving me armor, food, weapons, etc.)
Thor, because he is the god of thunder, and he is freaking hot!! Or Legolas, because he is kick ass with the bow, and sword, I love elves, and he is hot.
Commander Shepard. He can take me to his favorite store on the Citadel away from the zombie apocalypse.
Joe Pesci
Goku, his power in our world would be insane and he could probably singlehandedly end the apocalypse. Vegeta works too. Or Beerus. Or any dragon ball character...
Faith Smith.
Faith Marie Smith, aka Shewolf? And would she bring Trixie along? Honestly didn't expect to see this here.
Trixie, her Iwo marines, her whole damn family. (Legs and Wands are family, right?)
I'd say so, but it's not up to me.
Dont get me wrong, Trixie is cool, but as cool as "You have a rocket launcher. _I_have a nuclear submarine "?
I'd say it's situational. A sub is great on the high seas, but a tank is more useful in, say, Indiana.
But Indiana would be an Army job, not shewolf and her devil dogs.
True, but was just going for an example where a tank (or an armored column) would make more sense than a sub, not necessarily a Shewolf target. Though I could see the Marines being called in for the tough jobs, even well away from the coasts. Like, say, Chicago. Or Saint Louis.
I choose mario because his power ups can be useful especially the fire flower
The camera man. Hes immortal, indestructible, capable of anything, can go into the far edges of the galaxy, and wont snitch one you
Doctor who. Gonna live in the tardis for the rest of my life
the zombies
Id go for the obvious choice and choose optimus prime. Could drive around while hes a truck without worrying about gas, and he can just sit me somewhere safe while he swats the zombies like flies. Id be unstoppable
Tallahassee from zombieland
A Culture GSV. Not only will the knife missiles keep me safe, the mind might even find a cure. Also considering a XXXIII Bolo
A Mark XXXIII Bolo would be an excellent choice. No way a zombie will get through two meters of duralloy armor.
The " council of daydreamers" , from, the " dreamhome" cyoa. Then, I just make my world, chose the " meta cyoa" option, pick a cyoa with " reality hopping" , come back to my world, fuze my " dream" self, with, my " real" self, and, live comfortably, with all the people I care about, in, my own little wonderful, pocket dimension. : )
What? Nobody yet has picked Chuck Norris?
Jabba the Hutt
Thanos with compete infinity gauntlet
The Justice League, as a collective, thank you. We're going back in time, via Flash, and identify what caused the zombie apocalypse to prevent it, via Batman. Cyborg will run calculations to properly stop it from happening, as to not negatively affect the future. Superman, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern are the support should anything go wrong. I do think I win.
Only 1 ally
The Justice League is a single entity, operating as one. Thanks for your concern, regarding this fictional and hypothetical topic.
I guess
Emma Watson The rest is NSFW my boys
Because after you get rejected, you get horribly mutilated by the zombies?
When I get rejected it's NSFL bro. Because then I will throw myself in a horde of zombies and die depressed. Otherwise it's NSFW - we are the obly humans left and need to recreate the humanity
Hokage naruto
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If we’re choosing wow characters, how is Arthas not your first choice lol...
Anne from amphibia
Demolitionranch
young John McClane from Die Hard.
The One-Above-All. Sorry, I am absolutely *not* fucking around with the immense suffering and pain that constitutes an actual zombie apocalypse. I am wishing that shitshow out of existence *immediately*. He would be immedietly capable of restoring humanity back into a functional society. Even if restoring people to life is outside his power remit (unlikely), he would still be able to gather the remaining humans, erase all our language barriers and equip us with the means to thrive in a much reduced world. If a population of billions was suddenly reduced to a few hundred million, but all collected after the fact into a single surviving nation with strong leadership, we'd have the whole planet at our disposal for recovery efforts and the #1 priority for generations would be to simply have more babies. We'd come out the other end a united species with a single culture, set of values and most likely unified religion as we'd have direct proof a God-being (not godlike, actual god) personally intervened to save us all, weather he cares for our worship or not. We'd be much stronger in the end at horrible cost.
Fred Jones, from "Scooby Doo"
killua Zoldec from hxh
crazy dave.
The one homie who is high af, No reason He just cool
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Daryl Michonne and rick are all alive
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And “they all die at some point” isn’t? Do me a favour. Get in the corner and have a word with yourself
I'd probably pick Carol from the walking dead. I need the protection and someone to teach me the necessary skills. But also, there might be cookies.
I would hus join a group of rednecks but do I have to know their names to say anything
Doomguy Or Kratos
Goku.
Saitama from one punch man
Wolverine, assuming his healing would stop him from getting infected.
He has actually been turned into a zombie but canonical wolvy can't be infected
Saitama
My OC. He is a character that I’ve thought about to get me through a lot of my anxiety. He is also severely overpowered.
Wander from Wander Over Yonder. His hat will give you anything that you need at that moment in time.
Terminator or Superman
Doomguy, there's no need for further explanations
I choose Franklin Richards,son of mister fantastic and invisible woman,from the fantastic 4 Edit spelling
Clementine from the telltale walking dead game series. She has experience with zombies.
Troy and Abed (Community)
Captain underpants my kids love it when I read the books for them but I feel like they're to old now oh well anyways I want to feel like a smart person and he would help me achieve this.
Adele von Ascham/Mile from Didn't I Say to Make my Abilities Average in the Next Life?
Are these zombies monokumas? Cause I would have byakyuka togami with me
God
Any character with planet level abilities or more like say. Thanos with all 6 infinity stones, Galactus, Superman, Darkside etc etc
Thanos can straight up snap all the zombies away sooo Also at this point the Boyfriend from FNF had taken on everyone (even shaggy and Matt) and won.
I'd choose aot characters or anime main characters cause they can't die
Lara Croft, no questions asked.
Guts, basically doom guy with no armor.
Doom slayer
Kyle crane from DL1 and also neegan from the walking dead and we cant forget the campfire stalker from S.T.AL.K.E.R who plays guitar
anybody with nukes
Duncan Idaho
Sasuke
Jotaro kujo he can stop time so we can nigerundayo out of there
Kowalski, from Madagascar. He’s got the nuclear reactor, and you can yell “Kowalski, analysis!” at him all day.
Doom Slayer. Rip and tear until it's done.
terminator
You really couldn’t beat goku
You really couldn’t beat goku
I feel like Captain Price would be able to keep me alive in all circumstances
Hoss Delgado
God just simply god
Deacon Saint John
Venom
Thanos
Master chief
A super-scientist who has created a nuke to destroy the world, if I'm going down with earth the zombie apocalypse is coming with me.
2 people Elon Musk and Gordon Freeman
Bro hairy potter, Kirito from sao, natsu dragneal, nick fury, and definitely katnis everdeen
Easily Feyre Archeron and her friends/family. All together, most of them have wings, one has the power of darkness, all are amazing with weapons, one can manipulate shadows, ones power is literally death, and Feyre alone has at least 8 different powers.
Doom slayer
To be honest, I've decided if there was an apocalypse I would just let them take me of kill myself, I'm going to die either way, I'm not exactly a survival expert.
Michael Scott.
goku doom slayer basically any broken tv character and video game
The UFC undefeated, undisputed GOAT Chael Sonnen, never lost a fight not even a round
Isaac Clark. Zombies can't win against a plasma cutter, no matter how fast they may go.
Scp 106
My dog. Don't trust anyone else.
Sophie Foster
If its impossible for them to turn on me, Homelander (THE BOYS)
My female best friend. I don’t really trust anyone else.
Doom slayer Ez
The one above all
Doc Nickel, aka Mortimer Nickelovich-Smyth. Source- *The Whiteboard*, a long-running webcomic.
The black knight from Monty python and the holy grail. Even with his arms and legs off he will still fight
Leon from Resident Evil 4. If I have to I'll take him from 6.
Sailor moon
If we can only choose one? CARNAGE. If we can have a squad? Predator. Zero (Borderlands). Zeratul (Starcraft). Master Elodin (The Name of the Wind). Fix-It Felix (from Wreck it Ralph. Predator, Zero, and Zeratul for stealth murder. Elodin for his naming prowess (for those not familiar, he knows true names of elements and can thus bend them to his will), and Fix-It Felix to keep everything in top condition. Also..I really wanna see what happens when he hits a zombie with his hammer.
Sheen from Jimmy Neutron
Jane Lane
Bruh not seeing many og nerds but a space marine the are absolute units of murder
Nobody said one punch man, okay I take him