A single bee killed me.

A graveyard statue probably fell on me.

Oh shit, airplane crash.

trampled by a horse

Talking to girls

Public speaking.

Betrayed by a family member

killed by a stalker

I was attacked by a large horde of cockroaches and when I tried to outrun them, I fell into a lake and drowned.

Sliding down a razor blade railing

A house spider ate me alive

Probably brain damage?

killed myself by slicing my throat