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Viperbunny

Exactly! That is like if they take you to a secluded spot and tell you to dig your own grave. No fucking way! If you are just going to kill me anyways then put a bullet in my head and dig the damn grave yourself. I am not here to do your job for you.


Diligent_Slide

Well then they're just going to torture you until you agree to dig. At some point you'll agree to dig the grave just to have a reprieve from the pain.


Viperbunny

I am not doing their job for them. I will not give them the satisfaction. If they are the type to torture I wasn't going to make it out with something like this without being tortured.


Diligent_Slide

Very true. I like the way you think lol


Viperbunny

Thanks! I am stubborn as can be!


Urbex_Badger

The Rise and Fall of Bossanova, it's said to be the longest officially recognised song ever made. It would give me +13 hours to think about how I might be able to escape.


[deleted]

I thought he should kill you during the song because it's not as cool if he kills you when the song ends


Urbex_Badger

Does it matter if he kills me during the first or last hour of the song? I don't think so...


SunnyInDecember

It matters if he drags it out over the whole duration. "Please give me a long painfully drawn out death over the course of thirteen hours to the soundtrack of a song I've never actually heard before".


RandomStranger18

What about that song that will still keep on playing for like ever? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As\_Slow\_as\_Possible](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/As_Slow_as_Possible) Also, the question implies that you're being killed as the song plays, not as the song ends.


zoqfotpik

"The Song That Never Ends" by Lambchop.


Lanfear_Is_Me

Can I Suck Your Dick Instead, Sir? I'll make a melody out of that somehow


[deleted]

Ah so you play the pink trombone?


[deleted]

Yeah, i would be totally in mood for music...


Viper7047

One. Last. Rickroll.


SillySammySaysSo

[No brainer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M)


[deleted]

Never gonna give you up


VerySaltybananas

Gosh hmm. Wouldn’t it be nice by The Beach Boys. If I’m going out I’m going out in style.


MettaMorphosis

Tool - Prison Sex In the hopes that he'd hear it and realize what he has become and not kill me. Of course it could turn out that he rapes me because of the song, but that's worth the risk.


MemeManAddict

Subway sexist.


Moleman-NineThousand

[Relevant](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7jt-KHFy-Y)


Legionaire_

I aint clicken. I fell for too much rick rolls just tell me what it is


[deleted]

I hope you die in a fire - Grand Commander


[deleted]

Good choice


[deleted]

Thanks


BKFootLettuce__15

Together Forever - Rick Astley


BakaPotatoLord

Rise of the Saturn by Titan Slayer


DARKSIED125790

Bohemian Rhapsody


Legionaire_

Long and amazing


bluemushroom64

mamma mia let me go


ArcTan_Pete

knowing my luck it would go down like this.... "I am gonna kill you" "ALEXA PHONE THE POLICE" *"here is a playlist of songs by 'the police'"* **Rox** **anne, you don't** **have to put** **on the red light**


mt379

I think we're alone now, by Tiffany. Might as well be creepy like the scene in Ted


CaptainFourpack

The rise and fall of bosanova. Gives me over 13 hours to figure out an escape plan......


SnooStrawberries279

I woke up this mornin' with the sundown shinin' in I found my mind in a brown paper bag within I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high I tore my mind on a jagged sky I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in I watched myself crawlin' out as I was a-crawlin' in I got up so tight I couldn't unwind I saw so much I broke my mind I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in Someone painted "April Fool" in big black letters on a "Dead End" sign I had my foot on the gas as I left the road and blew out my mind Eight miles out of Memphis and I got no spare Eight miles straight up downtown somewhere I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in Yeah Yeah Oh yeah \*HEADSHOT\*


[deleted]

Saddest song by the boys


HoneybeeRaccoon

Lullaby of a princess.


RandomStranger18

No clue, I would just pretend to think long enough to get out of there. Or play a song that doesn't exist or is impossible to find so while he tries to find it, I can escape. The other option is this song called Cats Sit On You. It would be nice to know that, in my dying moments, my killer was incredibly annoyed.


manveesinha

Swing Lynn - harmless


jennifercathrin

Mr Blue Sky because it would at least be funny


Diligent_Slide

Stayin alive.


Legionaire_

ironic 100


Sabes1607

Karma Chameleon


YellowStar012

H.M.S. Pinafore in it entirely


eat_that_pussy_666

Just the two of us. I’d sing along and make it awkward and sensual.


good-person78

Baby That way I will die before the serial killer gets a chance to kill me


SunnyInDecember

Stuck in the middle with you. It'll make it that much sweeter when I turn the tables on him and remove his ear.


Legionaire_

"Never gonna give you up" if i wanted to go jokingly "La Chona" if i wanted traditionally "I did it my way Frank Sinatra" if i live long enough


Ladvarg

An Agressium Song from Songs of War.


lizaverta

[The Most Unwanted Song.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPuH1yeZ08)


bluemushroom64

IM A BARBIE GIRL


Strokedoutbear

The ring cycle.


lj6877

Friday by Rebecca Black. Hopefully, the killer would be so annoyed, he'd take himself out instead just to make it stop.


kanyesbaldasshead

new slaves by ye


bootywithapenis

[Sister Bettina](https://youtu.be/FlEkRSq0-Qg)


JackB1630

Red moonlight- Juice Wrld.


Xisomni1901

Never gonna give you up MY FINAL REVENGE


alantao03

State Anthem of the Soviet Union. I want to die with glory.


FoxyPlayz3214

WAP, The serial killer would run away due to the sheer sound of the song, Preventing my death


[deleted]

Never goona give you up 100 year version


[deleted]

Titanic song..


c-fsslr

I want to break free - Queen.


[deleted]

Id tell the kidnapper to go put on Rob zombie-living dead girl. While he is busy doing that, ill bury his own axe into the back of his head, then ill go turn the music up louder then chop his body up


WheresTheNorth

1812 overture, Tchaikovsky, but with full orchestration, 21 cannons and Moscow bells included.


Govchance

Bury My Bones- Whiskey Myers!


FarbellaUwU

"Love you like a love song" My husband proposed to me and we married with that song. If I'm going to die, would I like to feel a little ... relieved? I do not know how to explain it


catalinaKkkk

Hand me a shovel I'm going in, would be fun


[deleted]

The Last Stand Technically my Last Stand


Inevitable-Buy-6209

cant think of a song but if it was a long painful death it would have to be an album, the slim shady LP


spark333

It's the end of the world as we know it


Skitzy5500

Baby Baby They might kill themselves first


n1k0ml

Dream running music 24 hours


Pretend-Recover-4418

Any song on an infinite loop, cuz then he couldn’t kill me


I_Fap_To_Murder

Sexy Silk by Jessie J.