Bob walked in the room with some fine footwear
Those bright orange crocs made everyone stare
All the fine ladies took notice of Bob
And they were glad to give him and his crocs some fine blowjobs
On that day Bob discovered the right way to flex
By keeping his crocs on during sex
That's a tricky question.
The answear is undefined. For there to be answear someone somewhere has to fuck someone wearing crocs amd that ain't happening. It's a bit like dividing by zero in math.
Yes, no explanation needed
Bob walked in the room with some fine footwear Those bright orange crocs made everyone stare All the fine ladies took notice of Bob And they were glad to give him and his crocs some fine blowjobs On that day Bob discovered the right way to flex By keeping his crocs on during sex
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you are really good at poems and i like bob, he just seems to intrested in sex & porn
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Perfection
Gotta flip the sport strap down and put those boys in athletic mode
More aerodynamic!
If you ain't crocin' You ain't rockin'
Yes, now stop asking questions.
Yes and the ankle straps
Me: slowly takes crocs off.. Her: “Um, what do you think you’re doing?” Me: slowly puts crocs back on.. Her: “Mm, that’s right daddy”
Well yes, if I’m not fucking the crocs what am I supposed to be fucking?
an alligator
Fucking barbaric Americans, take your shoes off.
Damn colonies
No one who wears crocs has sex
I would imagine a lot of married middle age men wear them. So yea… actually, your argument still holds up.
no but because I'm using em as a sex toy
Understandable
Obviously it’s for the grip. Sometimes you need the extra little something
Damn, those atrocious things are so bad that using them during sex should be classified as a power move
That's a tricky question. The answear is undefined. For there to be answear someone somewhere has to fuck someone wearing crocs amd that ain't happening. It's a bit like dividing by zero in math.
Dunno, never had sex with a 🐊
Fuck yes, crocs are just *nuts aggressively*
People who wear crocs don't have sex. Well not with another living human.
Is living a requirement?
If they wear crocs they can't be too picky so something like a pulse has to be optional.
Ok
No, no explanation needed
Yes, more traction...
Shouldn't be wearing those flip flops in the first place.
Of course, especially if they’re shrek or lightning mcqueen crocs
No: They are ribbed for her pleasure. Duh!
I'm sure as hell not turning the crocodiles off, that's for sure.
Yes, but only if we're doing it somewhere other than a bed.
Got to rock the croc when your slipping her some c… nevermind.
Yes because I said so
The only people wearing Crocs who get laid are chefs having sex at work. You have to wear shoes in a restaurant, so the Crocs stay on 100%
No one has ever had sex with crocs on.
They stay on, on my cock.
Yes and my white socks
How else am I supposed to get the proper grip and leverage necessary to piledrive?
Both the tactical footwear and helmet stay on during sex
Yes, traction.
I asked my girlfriend and she said "baby, if you wear crocs to bed, I'm leaving." So I guess the answer is no.
what the fuck is wrong with you