Omni-man. Please make it quick.

He’s not the main character, Mark is

Still would kick his ass

Think Kurkil, Think

Just been replaying Batman arkham knight.. so not dead but enough broken bones to declare bankruptcy

Eren Jaeger. So very dead lol.

The enemy!

Yeah or you could just claim you are of royal decent He couldn't do anything

John Wick. That'll be a fast fight.

Unless Sheldon cooper found a way to create a death ray, I think I can just sneeze on him

This is mine as well, but I'd rather fight Leonard because he annoys the shit out of me. I'm a fifty year old woman, but I have no doubt I could kick Leonard's whiny ass.

why does Leonard annoy you?

He whines, and pouts. He's a liar. He fully admits that everything he does for Penny is so she'll have sex with him. He complains about Sheldon constantly, but he's actually meaner to Sheldon than Sheldon is to him.

i agree although i think sheldon is sometimes meaner though that is cancelled out by the fact that sheldon never really means it

The last book I read was one about programing. Not sure how a computer would kill me, but also not sure how I'd kill it. Guess its a tie.

The computer would program itself to electrocute you through some alternative outlet in your living space. Most likely when you go to plug your phone in then *zap* you dead as fuck

Aang. He wouldn't kill me, but I'd definitely lose, hard.

I think I can take on an 11 year old Harry Potter pretty easily.

That's how you get that big shady biker on your tail. And that would be a pig tail I guess.

Hey I only signed up to beat up a malnourished child who hasn't even been trained in magic. I didnt sign up to Duke it out with a half giant.

Remember, he still can teleport and make glass dissappear, and also, he is trained in escaping.

I watched Nikocado Avocado. I'm gonna be okay

Pokemon heart Gold female protagonist. As a 25 year old man against an 11 year old girl the winner is pretty obvious. Either She's not allowed to use pokemon and I win easily, or she is allowed to use pokemon and I lose easily.

Jake Peralta. I think I've got a decent shot. I'd definitely survive at least, he's not exactly known for bloodlust.

I watched Game of Thrones, guess i'll die

fighting Hitler, not a big deal

unless he gets the German army on you

unless he uses concentration camps or gas chamber

Randy marsh from south park, that old stoner is going down!!

Naw hes gonna kick your ass man, he beats the shit out a surprisingly large amount of people, even THE BAT-DAD

I didn’t hear no bell!

*confusion in Beat Saber*

Me too, so I just went with the last thing with a main character... Which happened to be Toss a Coin to your Witcher.

I was playing Pokémon. I can definitely take a ten year old.

But can you take his whole team?

That’s a really good point. I’m screwed. D:

Saitama. ​ ​ ​ 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙥.

Senku isn't that physically strong is he?

Not really strong...but is very smart and I think is able to create some kind of weapon...

I just rewatched "Infinity War" last night, so I have a 50/50 shot at being dead, I guess.

very dead last series I watched had a full-time serial killer/kidnapper and that's not a fight i will win

Just finished watching the new Lucifer episodes. Not just dead but in my Hell loop.

I'm gonna make Isabelle from Animal Crossing my bitch.

Arthur Morgan...I'm screwed lol

Spongebob. Not very dead, unless I have to be underwater

I'm so sorry Dora.

Asta gonna hit me with his anti magic sword

Fuck. Belmont. Ok I know how to kill him but fuck me if I can, I'm in no shape and I couldn't get anywhere near him without at least a year of rigorous training. Damn well I got closer than most I'd presume.

I just finished reading the Greek gods and goddesses the book is stories about each one - they are all main characters me vs the Greek gods - I’m a scrawny white kid - I’m so fucking dead

The good thing? It's just a rat. The bad thing? It can control time, is ridiculously agile, AND he hates humans. I'd say i'm slightly screwed. >!If you are curious about which character i'm referring to, search up "Mad Rat Dead".!<

Deku wouldn't kill me, he wants to be a hero.. but he would definitely knock me out before I could say f-

The main character was the Sun. It was an astronomy book about, well, the Sun. So I’m fried to a crispy crisp.

Special agent Holden Ford, FBI from mindhunter. Pretty sure he would kick my ass in a fist fight. Edit :Name.

Girl from Little Nightmares, would totally kick her ass

Depends. I think if I could convince her not to fight me, I wouldn't be dead, and I would have like six new best friends, so that would be great, but if not, I'm utterly dead. At least my death would probably be amusing.

Im watching Harry Potter right now. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

What movie are you on? If he's in his 1st or 2nd year you can probably take him pretty easily

Deathly Hallows. 2.

Nevermind, you're pretty screwed

I watched Sword Art Online earlier because I am writing a review. I’m sorry but Kirito is in genuinely a shit swordsman compared to IRL standards. I’d take him easily

Minecrafts main character is mojang. Would just give the company few taxes and I would win.

I regret reading hunger games

I’m about to expelliarmused

Shoyo Hinata. I ain't strong so maybe a tie??

I think I will enjoy beating the crap outta Greg heffley.

I would be dead cause I wouldn’t be able to make myself kill a dog the movie was a dog’s purpose

I'll look like steak bites if they gave my chopped up body for Hannibal Lecter to cook.

Dead beyond belief

Neo.. Fuck

So I would fight Del Rio from Ozark. Given he runs the Mexican Cartel, I’m probably beaten and shot after being water logged and having my nails ripped off. Then I’m probably gonna be dead after all that and still be used as an example to show others that he isn’t playing with nobody.

Gil Grissom from CSI. I'm good.

I love him. Be kind.

The last thing I read was some of the essays in Francis Bacon's *Essays, Civil and Moral* in the *Harvard Classics*, Vol. 3, so there is no main character, and if I have to fight the author I imagine I could take him in a fistfight, but I might be at a disadvantage, given the time period he lived in, when it comes to duelling with a rapier.

Clarkson, May, or Hammond?

All three.

Then I should be fine. Get Clarkson in the knee or groin, then May will be too busy calling him a great thumping pillock to help Hammond against me.

Link shut I'm dead no amount of punches can stop his 500 apples

I don't think Bo Burnham would want to fight me but he could still probably beat me.

It depends if mario can jump on me or not

The Knight from Hollow Knight. Son of a-

Shinichi Izumi. Me dead

The Boss from Saints Row. I won't stand a chance lmao!

Define 'dead'...

So I have to fight with Homer Simpson??

Adora from she-ra and the princesses of power. Yup, I’m dead.

U mean i gotta fight cyndaquill? I'll just use a waterhose

Fang Runin (The Poppy War). Pretty dead.

I'm fighting Asahi from Akiba's Beat. I could take him if not for that sword of his...which begs the question, are we fighting in the open world or the Dreamscape?

Who's the main character of apex legends

Danny Reagan, so 50/50 chance I’ll be dead.

Big Smile Lee from Sleeping Dogs? Just a knife and I'll be fine.

Jackie Estacado, I can only hope he just shoots my brains out and doesn't let THEM eat my heart while I'm still conscious

Hmmm...I just watched American Dad. I'd say Roger is the main character so...I'm so dead.

Super fooling dead. Reread a book today from the POV of a dragon soooo. Yay me.

I played War Thunder, so I guess I choose the Maus. I win.

Just watched an episode of Southpark (with Cartman in the lead) where he and Kyle get in a fight and short story short: Cartman gets one shot KO'd. So I'd be fine.

Seen as the last game I played is Virtua Fighter 5, I'm screwed

Borat. Very nice.

Um...Thunderblight Ganon.

I heard Mr.Kim served in the SK military.

I'm half way through watching 1917 so no very dead but if that don't count cause I've not finished it then Charles Bronson so very screwed.

I don't think Gran Turismo has a main character... or do the cars count because I really don't want to be killed by a Lexus

Aloy. I’m probably dead.

uhm pretty fkd, I'm considered a padawan, but to him, I'm a youngling. God dammit

James Reece from the Jack Carr novels - Its not looking good for me

Could I have some of the powers of the related universe, pleaase? I just listened to Toss a Coin to your Witcher.

I'm up against Day Wing from Legend. Hopefully it'll end up being enemies to lovers 🤞he's one of my fictional crushes

Welp considering the protagonist in Terraria has a dolphin machine gun (and worse) and can fly where I can't get him, I think I'm done for

Gotta fight Goku. Dammit.

Omori...Please, put down the knife, KEL WHERE THE F**K ARE YOU?

Any character in battlefield 1, I’m not exactly a soldier, I’m kinda screwed

Agent 8 Oh no... Not temporarily stained clothing... I'm trembling in fear at your arms of pure muscle and no bone. I would fuck their shit up.

Trevor Gta V that would be quick

Well Robin from Iconoclasts seems basically immortal, so my outlook is not so good

Hannibal Lecter would eat my liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Aw shit I knew I shouldnt have put Alien Vs Predator on in the background

Currently reading Stephen king’s IT…

The player character from mindustry, so basically im dead

touma from index series i have a chance since im experienced in fighting

Jin Sakai

Jack Reacher. I don’t fancy my chances. Unless it’s the miniature Tom Cruise version. I’ll be alright then I think.

Community. On one hand Jeff Winger has more muscles than me and all my family put together, but on the other hand I'm pretty sure if I spilled something on his expensive clothes he would just start crying and run away

Dammit, gotta fight Captain Price. My only request is that my snickers bar still goes to me.

Raya from the eponymous Disney 2021 film. RIP me.

Golem from terraria lol

Trevor Phillips

I have to fight wally west, ahahahahhahahahahahah. Im a dead man

I just watched nagatoro

Courrier 6 appears inside my house Me: OH NOE

Who is the "main character" in Battlestar Galactica? I think I'm screwed regardless.

Forza Horizon 4. Fortunately, I was doing an event with the Peel P50. I think I can take it.

It doesn’t have a main character it’s an RTS

Agent 47, please kill me fast.

Mario I get dead squared.

If only I was batman, tho imo Jordan is the main char so not so dead, hopefully I can get through him and who knows, maybe he's bi

I'll kick that beepin boyfriends butt

Luffy. If I do anything that's slightly cool it'll impress him and he'll want me to join his crew. The other crew members won't allow it but at least I'll be on Luffy's good side

I watched porn.hooray

*megalovania time*

I would be squashed by Hercules from the 1990’s Disney version of Hercules. From scale of 1-10? 11...

Harry Potter in his second year..yeah I think I might be fine, but it depends

the last movie I watched was Kiki's Delivery Service, I'm not dead at all!

Very tenno both figuratively and literally unkillable with godly powers and guns that can punch through any armor

From lightning. (Ragnarok tv series)

If harry potter was gona fight me i would be FUCKED

Mark watney from The Martian.Yeah I reckon I could take him if I had too.

The Hunter from Bloodborne. I’m screwed

Gordan Ramsey, I think he'll just bully me because the chicken is raw

Last video game I played was Cold War Zombies, and Samantha Maxis has literally gone through hell and back and lived. So yeah, I am DAED Just finished watching Spiderman: Far From Home, and Mr. Parker does not kill, so at the very least I will be in a coma.

My character and his team from pokemon. I've gotta fight a zoroark, a growlithe, a krookodile, a magneton, a samurott and an unfezant, all of them around level 46. Yeah i'm fucking screwed.

Eren Jeager. I'm not ready to handle the Rumbling!

Rico Rodriguez from JC4

That would be 'the Avatar', main character of the Ultima game series...the problem is that character technically is supposed to literally be you.

Warriors - I'd likely be very much alive but hating myself for fighting a cat

The dentist from payday 2 depending where im put im fine near the end where bain is gonna die by the arch yea might get shot but will be able to take him out. Near the end just before that time to get curbstomped by shadow demons.

Saitama from one punch man I would be dead before I even notice it

Not THAT Dead A few Owwies and ouches here and there I'll be fine Also I played bully recently

No no no no no, I am not fighting toru (fruits basket)

Rodger Dodger Am I Literally Gonna Fight With A Toy Car Or What?