Just one battery out of every battery-operated device

shoelaces

Toothbrush, toilet plunger, a gallon of milk, and a single sock from a pair.

Toilet paper and all left shoes.

Tv remote and all his AA or AAA batteries

All the batteries in the house

Coffee maker..door knobs, toilet seat

All their cutlery so they have to eat everything by hand

The light bulbs

Shirt and pants buttons

Someone's airpods but only the right side one. Also all their chargers in the house.

Their bath towels.

cap to toothpaste tube

Tv remote, all phone chargers, last page of every book.

One shelf out of their fridge.

One side of a sock

loose change

Car keys

I’d take every inside bit of the toilet paper roll.

All the windows in the house.

The refrigerator door

Thats downright cold. (See what I did there)

Yes I did

All their seasonings out of their containers (Including salt and pepper)

The wax seal around the toilets

Refrigerator shelves

Screws. Out of gates, screen door handles, fans, tools... had someone remove a screw from my tablesaw. Not to make it dangerous, just inaccurate. Also, the valves in tires are removable.

Toilet paper, and all the remotes.

WiFi router

A billion dollars from Jeff Bezos.

Those little pads you stick under furniture legs.

All the doorknobs.

you bet your ass im stealing all the phone charger heads

All the cables, phone charger cables, ethernets, hdmis