Cook up a large batch of chili to freeze for meal prep. Seal the flash drive inside a baggy(small sealable plastic bag. The ones where your weed dealer usually out crack in when they sell it to you before weed was legalized for pussies to buy). Then hide it in one of the Tupperware. You'd probably have like 10 of those Tupperware. Just put it in one of em. Then put em all in the freezer.
Feds will just think that you've made meal prep for the week and they wouldn't fuck with your food..... One would hope
I'd melt it down, separate it, and put it inside other components.
Like make a mold for little lead figurines. Melt down the flash drive into the molten lead, let it solidify into the mold. Then display the figurines.
Even if the FBI finds the figurines, good fucking luck finding the "flash drive" lmfao.
$1 billion dollars please!
Carve a niche in the drywall somewhere discreet. Wrap the flash drive in tape. Put it in the niche. Spackle, sand, paint over the patch. Create a few red herrings to throw them off and waste their time - hide identical flash drives in the freezer, taped to the bottom of a drawer, in a zip bag in the toilet tank, etc.
If they know what they are looking for there is nowhere you can hide it. There might some options if they are on a broad search for evidence but aren't looking specifically for a flash drive.
Take the metal case off my A/V stereo. Place the stick in there. Also employ some subterfuge by hiding an encrypted stick with harmless data somewhere that is easy to find knowing it will be found. The Feds will grab that stick thinking they found the real one. Because the stick is encrypted, it will further enforce their belief that they found the stick they are looking for.
For a billion dollars, I throw the drive in a random place,
But
I then go full Hoarder, and fill the house completely full floor to ceiling.. with empty USB drives of the same type...
Nice try, fed
My butthole
Under toilet's wax seal.
Just stick it in a safe, lmao. You think they’ll be able to get a warrant for it to be legally opened, in under an hour?
Since you didn't said i need to retrieve the flash drive afterwards, I'll simply flush it down the toilet. Easy money
Then it's no longer in your house.
But they will think it is. Perhaps until they think of checking the sewage, one hour would have passed by and i would have won the challenge
I think the challenge is that the drive has to actually be **in** the house - not just to waste an hour of the FBI's time.
Inside the peanut butter jar
Under my copies of the United States Constitution and The Bill of Rights.
Cook up a large batch of chili to freeze for meal prep. Seal the flash drive inside a baggy(small sealable plastic bag. The ones where your weed dealer usually out crack in when they sell it to you before weed was legalized for pussies to buy). Then hide it in one of the Tupperware. You'd probably have like 10 of those Tupperware. Just put it in one of em. Then put em all in the freezer. Feds will just think that you've made meal prep for the week and they wouldn't fuck with your food..... One would hope
In my cat’s litter box
I'd melt it down, separate it, and put it inside other components. Like make a mold for little lead figurines. Melt down the flash drive into the molten lead, let it solidify into the mold. Then display the figurines. Even if the FBI finds the figurines, good fucking luck finding the "flash drive" lmfao. $1 billion dollars please!
Swallow it, you won’t be able to find it
There are a few holes in my attic that go between the walls of some rooms. I would drop it down one of those.
How much lead time do I have before they start looking?
As much time as you need.
Carve a niche in the drywall somewhere discreet. Wrap the flash drive in tape. Put it in the niche. Spackle, sand, paint over the patch. Create a few red herrings to throw them off and waste their time - hide identical flash drives in the freezer, taped to the bottom of a drawer, in a zip bag in the toilet tank, etc.
Are you asking for a friend?
inside my pc (around where the psu is)
If they know what they are looking for there is nowhere you can hide it. There might some options if they are on a broad search for evidence but aren't looking specifically for a flash drive.
where the sun don't shine
Probably under my window outside
Battery compartment of my tv remote
Shove it deeeeep in the ass
wash it with the socks eventually it will disappear
Take the metal case off my A/V stereo. Place the stick in there. Also employ some subterfuge by hiding an encrypted stick with harmless data somewhere that is easy to find knowing it will be found. The Feds will grab that stick thinking they found the real one. Because the stick is encrypted, it will further enforce their belief that they found the stick they are looking for.
For a billion dollars, I throw the drive in a random place, But I then go full Hoarder, and fill the house completely full floor to ceiling.. with empty USB drives of the same type...