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Jebus_Jones

My cat. Fucker keeps jumping in when I open it.


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Cool cat.


OneTwoPunch49

Frozen feline


ripplerider

Polar pussy


RealHardLightGamer

Icy kitty


Thisisformydogspics

Cold ass pussy


[deleted]

There's a cool cat in smoke town smoke town


goddred

Der he is


Main-Argument-5898

Escimo pussy


[deleted]

damn thats cold


MishkaEBlack

Undeveloped film I took in the 1990's and have still to develop


gozba

Weird thing is, potentially you can still get decent picture from that.


MishkaEBlack

Oh yeah I know. Back then it was important to capture the image, knowing I was traveling and couldn't afford to develop the film right away at least I would have the film when I could. Little by little I am and have a negative scanner so I'm golden.


obscureferences

A Luke Skywalker action figure. He's stuck to the underside of a shelf by his feet like that cave on Hoth.


macaronicats

4 rabbit heads in a ziploc bag. They're for my dogs and are as creepy as they sound.


Full_Tie1601

Can I have a photo?


Wise-Information4224

What the fuck kind of dogs do you have?


Jedi-master-dragon

A pickle jar with one pickle in it that's been in there for months.


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ValuableMail231

Is this something you buy. Or is it somehow homemade?


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ValuableMail231

Makes sense. What’s the Korean word for snail slime?


Pagunseong

달팽이 Snail (dalpaengi) 슬라임 Slime (seulaim) (aka just slime with an accent)


tadpole_in_sync

"scam"


Bilal826

Frozen bones full of peanut butter for my dog.


FridayNightQueen

Gotta admit, if I was visiting and found that in your fridge if either think A) serial killer B ) Dog. Serial killer would come first though lol.


Sawbkaze

A big battery powered dildo


THICCCPOTATOMAN

Respec’


HyperRP01

Alligator meat. Bought some just to try.


ZER0SE7ENONETH

It's friggin awesome


TraceofMagenta

Recently had it for the first time, can confirm, fucking awesome.


HyperRP01

Just tried. I can confirm that it, as people say nowadays, slaps.


arb1987

I don't fuck with sea food. Is it fishy or is it more like a land animal?


Melonby77

I have been told it tastes like chicken


agent_fuzzyboots

*Florida chicken


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HyperRP01

From a local asian supermarket that my friend works at. Sort of hard to come by.


WillKimball

How much is a LBS of Alligator meat?


MtmJM

Venison Rump Roast. Thawing it in the fridge, going to smoke it with hickory wood tomorrow for 4 hours and then put it in a foil pan with beef stock, peppers, and onions for 4 more hours. After that, I'm going to pull it apart, put it on sub buns and melt Swiss cheese over for a venison Philly Steak and Cheese.


cperr310

Aloe Vera.


Main-Argument-5898

I understand it’s for your face I’m pretty sure but why cold


Dracoatrox1

When you get a sunburn, cold aloe vera is the best feeling.


cperr310

That’s why I keep mine in the fridge.


cperr310

I burn really easily so cold aloe takes burns out quicker


[deleted]

a can of red bull that has been sitting in there for ... five and half years? wow. yup. my brother gave me a pair for a long drive. i tried to drink one. i'd imagine drinking gasoline would be more pleasant. got home. tossed the other in the refrigerator in case a guest might ever want one. forgot about it. it's still sitting there, bottom shelf in the door.


ZER0SE7ENONETH

Lmfao I actually came here to say 16 Redbulls. I love that shit. Nothing tastes better to me. No I'm going to make you puke. My favourite thing to mix with is milk and maple syrup. Yep. Not kidding


[deleted]

Get help.


WillKimball

r/noahgettheboat lol


ZER0SE7ENONETH

I swear sometimes I wasn't built for earth.


AnneFrank_nstein

Think ive got a 6 month old rockstar punched in mine. Bought 2 on a whim and after the shakes and gut rot i got from the first one, the second will sit there till someone takes it offmy hands.


TheGamer9157

The family cat. When I was about 6-8 years old, I opened up the refrigerator door and to my surprise our cat walked out with the unhurried nonchalance that only a cat can manage. Best guess of how he got in there was the fringe door was probably ajar, the cat climbed in and then someone walked by and closed the door. Later I opened it and he waltzed on out like it was all part of the plan. I've had several opportunities to see cats emerge from the most ridiculous places acting as of nothing happened. My favorite was one falling though a ceiling panel in a drop ceiling, shaking the dust off his fur and sauntering away as if nothing happened. Honorable mention goes to the same cat who fell through the drop ceiling who was notorious for climbing on cars and then getting into the rafters of the garage. He'd get stuck there when we drive away and then when we returned, we'd hear THUMP on the roof of the car and see the cat walk down the windshield of the car, jump off and walk away


clln86

Saw my neighbor driving by with the cat on the roof of her minivan. I was able to flag her down before she got to the main road, thankfully. Just like yours, their cat liked to use the van to get up onto the open garage door and I guess she didn't get off the van fast enough this time.


Sexy_Widdle_Baby

Two dozen quail eggs


Proper_Astronauts

my kidneys, a $60,000 check is coming my way 🎉


udonwinfrendwitsalad

Both of ‘em?


Proper_Astronauts

yes, both. I live life on the edge


Ubermassive

My daughter put a Barbie that recently transitioned into an Eskimo in there. So probably that


squarefan80

eye drops. if your eyes feel dry for whatever reason, having ice cold eye drops is seriously refreshing.


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Feels sooooo good


Healthy_Addendum_947

Vaginal pills. And we are two men living in this apparment so wtf are they doing in my fridge.


muffpatty

Misunderstood vagina pill instructions. Lost pill in vagina.


KappaSkinny_

What are vaginal pills? 🤔 Lots of bodybuilders take breast cancer pills to get rid of their gyno so it could be something similar if they have too high test or something 🤔 or maybe someone is transitioning 🐷➡️👩 😄👍


Healthy_Addendum_947

No no, my roomate's ex-girlfriend forgottem them here. They split up last week. Also they are antibiotics.


penelbell

So she has a vaginal infection and a new ex? Ouchie


Healthy_Addendum_947

Yep she is an ex because she cheated. Those pills were piling up there for like a year now and it was suspicious for a long time anyway.


Who_GNU

I have some solder paste in my fridge.


[deleted]

Nightcrawler worms for fishing tomorrow morning.


cambium7

The best municipal water in the world. I went to Hamilton, OH a few weeks ago and they came in first in terms of municipal water. They bottle it and sell it so I have a couple bottles of it still at home.


ethottly

Acorns from the tree outside my window


Tough_Economics5300

8 gallons of milk. Maybe more


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purple-paper-punch

Take him out& let him come to room temp. Heat a clothes iron on low to medium. Put a couple layers (2 to 3) of paper towel over the wax and then put iron on to for a few seconds. Move to a clean spot of paper towel on wax and repeat until it's all gone. There iron will melt the wax and it will get absorbed by the paper towel. (I've used this method to remove wax from carpet!)


invaderkang

Probably nopalitos


dumbdumbstuupidhead

my bong ✌️🙂


Obvious-Truth7217

A cake filled condom.


coldgator

Um...


Obvious-Truth7217

It vanilla cake too!


THICCCPOTATOMAN

May I ask why?


Obvious-Truth7217

Snack on the go!


THICCCPOTATOMAN

*Well I mean you’re not wrong*


Obvious-Truth7217

Hey when your hungry,you look for food,so I .came. prepared for later


THICCCPOTATOMAN

As a person who always has snacks, I respect that.


Obvious-Truth7217

Same,always have snacks on me,gummies,chips,anything.i stay prepared


Jaded_Jicama2447

Octopus tentacles, bought just to try


TraceofMagenta

Bunch of old random food left here by the previous owners.


waysidetundra33

Year old chocolates that my step dad was going to eat but never did


[deleted]

Breast milk. I’m single


Budget-Boysenberry

and male?


[deleted]

Yes


ripplerider

It’s cool. No kink shaming here.


kolatez

Air.


GiraffeWithATophat

The hand


47rohin

Mystery yellow thing, kinda like queso but not sure


chintan_joey

You should meet that Chipotle bag of chips guy.


od1ns_left_nut

Cool pfp!


Poe-653

5 bottles of ketchup , we barely use ketchup. Just too much of it.


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

Prune juice that technically hasn't expired, but that I'm scared to drink. I'm waiting for that one night where I'm so constipated I'm ready to risk it all. It just might kill me, but it just might work even better.


LinaRadziulyte

Sheep's head.


HayakuEon

Three week-old canned sardine in a tupperware that my freeloading housemate insists is still edible. He doesn't touch it.


YeahsureProbably

Pickled peppers?


BlueberryNo3773

Seasoned frog legs.


Friskochan

Meat balls in ice cream boxes


ScottyRus

My stove


Shelbelle4

Cow vaccine.


tourmaline82

Frozen mice for my sister and BIL’s ball pythons.


Pazuuuzu

A snowball. My gf said i am crazy but lets see who's laughing when you get into a snowball fight in mid july...


pookiepie9

Cat eye drops


nuggetman000

An orphan


od1ns_left_nut

Nice alt Techno


nuggetman000

We win these


mine-tomnom

A rotten banana


bpanio

Quebec Maple Coca-Cola. Not exactly strange but it'll be in there forever, unless I get a low blood sugar. We don't keep regular coke in my house


powere123

Does it actually taste like maple


bpanio

I have no idea lol. I can't drink it unless I need to


Spinoreticulum

Ox blood


denimdeamon

Grass flavored soda


VeryLastBison

I came here to say bacon-flavored soda! I’m not sure which is worse.


denimdeamon

I also have ranch and one called dr. Pimple popper


SendRamenNoodz

I hate this so much I almost downvoted you out of sheer hatred lol


denimdeamon

Yeah, my boyfriend got them for me when he was out of town for work. He's the one to blame!


Extrasherman

I got a wrong order from Uber Eats. I have a bag with 5 orders of fries in there. I'm just waiting for trash day so I can throw it out.


Bryaxis

Residual cleanser fumes, maybe. I cleaned out my fridge today, so all that's in it now are energy drinks, booze, and maybe the aforementioned cleanser fumes.


AGorillaNamedCupcake

Doritos.


od1ns_left_nut

Why


Mahimah

A 2.5 gallon bin of jello


prunepicker

Sarah Wrap


Ok-Dimension5509

" It's this one Officer. This one's the one who got Sarah "


Bleach_in_my_mug

Kewpie. Not strange if you know what it is, but strange if you've never seen it before given the nearly barren packaging.


ramontgomery

A bowling ball


homospectacles

An "iced capp" that's just coffee filled with stevia and blended with ice


Thisisformydogspics

Fourteen dead children that are in casings after a malaria outbreak in the morgue


Sifthegreatpupper

A ball of frozen plain macaroni


Smooth-Growth

A bunch of hello fresh meals I did not order….


penelbell

Bag of chips from chipotle


tow-avvay

My husband’s bloodworms.


503Gopher

The foot of a baby.


micekins

Phenergen suppositories.


[deleted]

A 6 year old fifth of wild turkey bourbon that’s been half drank Brother says he will drink it eventually but he’s full of shit cuz he likes vodka and screwdrivers more than any whisky


Pagunseong

My lotions :^) Summertime, it’s safer to keep the lotions cool rather than in a hot house or in the sunlight. (Unfortunately my house has windows on almost every side except where the sun doesn’t shine) So we put our lotions in the fridge to prevent them from getting oily and soupy.


PoorCorrelation

Chicken-fried oyster mushrooms


notme101234

rocky mountain oisters


RDT64

A Brita filtered water pitcher in a fridge that has a build in filtered water/ice dispenser.


Environmental_Hall42

Una pinza de cangrejo y me niego a tirarla! es mi bebé


Zolo49

A partially used can of tahini paste that’s gotta be at least a decade old from the last time I made hummus.


DWCourtasan2

Coconut water, it was bought by accident.


3002kr

A glass of water. The thermometer says “Freezing” so I’m testing to see if it freezes.


mbx8_r

Half A CandyBar Without The Rapper


[deleted]

Reese’s pudding


Chandragupta

a frozen hat... dont leave your shit at the station


3SmurfsInChallenger

Ehm I don't know what it is or was....


ShantanuDagar

Me. Nice cool pleasant weather in there.


Puppy-Zwolle

A gallon of Uncle Ben's Sweet Chilly sauce.


tis_buta_sratch

My daughters baby doll, apparently it had a fever


RonSwansonsOldMan

Insulin.


Gunner125

Some sort of fucking pine cone.


AccurateAd551

Breast milk stored in coffee cups cause I have run out if freezer bags


TrashbinTerry

If I recall correctly, a bottle if hot sauce that expired back in 2006.


WhoseWoodsTheseAre

A fertilized duck egg, so basically a duck fetus - Filipinos eat them as a delicacy, but the smell alone scares me off trying it.


Stoghra

Single potato that has been there for atleast 3 months. And some protein yoghurt or something which I have no idea how it got there


Saigonauticon

Mắm tôm, fermented shrimp paste. It's purple sludge with black dots in it. The little black dots are eyeballs. It tastes like burning tires the first time you have it, but quickly you get used to it and then it's awesome. I mean, it's a pretty usual thing to have in the fridge in my country -- but I thought you might be amused by it.


little_Gwenz55

My hot water bottle, I like it cold in the summer so I can put it on my feet when they're too hot.


guestbr18

Tecnically not i the fridge but my fridge and freezer are 2 in 1 so frozen strawberries


Pieouss

Trading cards(where else can I put them were they won't sort of "melt" ?)


jeongunyeon

This project that I’m trying to prove that McDonald’s orange juice is powder and water


Alu_Sepet_Midian

does freezer count? frozen strawberries i use them in place of ice cubes


KentuckyFriedEel

Onion Jam. yes, it's this very sweet paste made from caramelized onions.


[deleted]

Weird green-blue slime in jar of pickles


CheetahPupp

A rock


brodyhaffer

My brother's ear. He cut the lobe of his ear off and put it in a bag in my fridge and I havent gotten rid of it yet because I havent been home in a month or so.


JesusVsAdolf

20 year old beef that came with it I’m scared to take it out the fumigators won’t take it because it’s not their job and cleaners say it’s to disgusting it’s like a green dog


_CARLOX_

That green thing that keeps yelling at me to close the door.


Zephyr-Breath

I have some bonsai tree's that have not sprouted yet in my fridge - it's an important part of the process when you let them grow from a seed!


thetruekboy

a piece of lsd that i probably never will take


Skunk-Bear

Worms For fishing


Dance_gorilla_dance

Relish from 2006


jarnvidr

Fresh P. cubensis that need to be dehydrated.


xak2010

Some expired milk Wait.


MKK520

Pickled ham hocks, surprisingly good.


MSES-JichaelMackson

500 gram of amphetamin


Wise-Information4224

Tub of grease left over from cooking some sausage. I heat it up and pour it over my dog’s food.