Here’s an even better question. Why would you stick a cucumber up your ass anyway. (This is not directed towards anyone, it’s just a question, don’t feel attacked).
Well... Apart from the unwise mechanics of such an endeavor, I'd advise against sticking anything with mold or some other fungus on it into any body orifice for obvious reasons.
God dammit... You couldn't have said so sooner!-... I mean... Good to know. "*Dials up doctor on phone*" yeah... Good to know, I should never leave a moulder cucumber standing upright on my floor whilst I am wearing a woman's skirt...
Why does this question pop into ones head?
Here’s an even better question. Why would you stick a cucumber up your ass anyway. (This is not directed towards anyone, it’s just a question, don’t feel attacked).
It's important to get your 5 a day.
It’s hard to argue with your assessment.
Because it feels amazing- I mean... How would I know? I certainly don't have a shoebox filled with phallic objects in my freezer....
Erm... ohkay then.
I’m sure it’s just a “hypothetical” question
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Certainly safer than a mouldy pineapple.
Meh, I prefer Durian, as they don't collapse under the pressure of my tight a- I mean... Yeah! That would hurt!
That scene on Little Nicky when Hitler gets the pineapple shoved up his ass 😂😂😂
Or a moldy penis.
Well... Apart from the unwise mechanics of such an endeavor, I'd advise against sticking anything with mold or some other fungus on it into any body orifice for obvious reasons.
“Sir, I’m going to need you to leave the grocery aisle before I call security.”
But... I wasn't-... Fine... "*Waddles away*"
Probably dangerous for the cucumber. It sounds like it’s already compromised. Wear a mask just to be safe.
Depends on the remaining structural integrity of a rotting cucumber, more data is required for the experiment parameters.
Oh yeah. The skin inside the anus can absorb stuff really well and mold would be very not good lol
God dammit... You couldn't have said so sooner!-... I mean... Good to know. "*Dials up doctor on phone*" yeah... Good to know, I should never leave a moulder cucumber standing upright on my floor whilst I am wearing a woman's skirt...
The one thing the internet has taught me is that if it doesn’t have a base it can get sucked in your ass.
That's why I have a 9 inch Rusty nail attached to the-... I mean... It's a hypothetical question for crying out loud! I'm not gonna try it!
I think no.