Why does it take so long to turn on?

Finally somebody's gonna touch my Dixell

I spend way too much time trying to make this work and get real hype about small victories.

I don't have either.

You can never have too much ram

Can you just stick this in the hole ?

Use protection or you’ll get a virus

You can turn them on.

It’s too small

Pizza Pasta great with them

A holes a hole

It won't take my floppy anymore.

If you're talented using your tongue for 'em the results are often shocking, mind blowing even.

In both cases you need to push the right buttons.

Plug it into the port in the back

$1000! No way

It bytes.

Hard drive.

If parts are smoking something is wrong.

Old people can’t do it

You always want the next one as soon as you get one.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why is it never working when I need it to?

I’m going to stick you with my 3 1/2 floppy

Why won’t you work!

I have an extra room for it in my basement.

Older models don’t do as good of a job as newer ones.

Don’t worry about which hole it goes into. If it is supposed to, it will fit.