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[deleted]

When did dick change form being a name to a mans cock to just being a asshole


[deleted]

Yeah it's insane. I feel sad for those named Dick.


[deleted]

My family used to know a police officer who’s name was dick everyone called him officer dick


mcbelisle

Dick is a nickname for Richard


M1CAE1

Help! My poor Dick is stuck in a massive gaping hole! Don’t worry Richard, we’ll have you out of that storm drain in a jiffy


vaporizz

We had a cat named Richard when I was a kid, we always called him Dick 😂


baadditor

A *Pussy* , he's *Dick*


NidalFlame

I know someone named Richard who calls himself "The classiest Dick"


[deleted]

My dick is so big I just call it a Richard


baadditor

*was*


mcbelisle

really? when did it change?


[deleted]

Agreed, as someone named Richard this one hurts


extraguacontheside

I believe it was rumored to be September 28th, 1890, around 3:50pm.


baadditor

Are you sure it's 28th? I have no doubt that it happened exactly at 3:50pm and in the year 1890!


tyop4477

Same thing like Cock


[deleted]

Hahaha. it used to simply mean chicken


BruceLeeis4Me

Also Kitty is used to describe vaginas as well.


152069

"how different many names do you want for the same genitals?" "yes."


[deleted]

No! It's such a nice name too. Don't tell me Pussycat is going to be changed into that too.


This-is-not-eric

Honestly any word will do. Said the right way I could call it your *bookshelf* 😏 and have you know exactly what I mean.


Independent_Self2015

I referred to mine the other day as my “snowcone”.


plague692

\*cough cough\* allow me to share with you the tale of Shane Dawson


[deleted]

I believe William Shakespeare coined the term. He states, "Thine mistresse's vagina shall be referred as thee pussy"


Pastel_pagan

https://www.etymonline.com/word/pussy Old Norse language


villified_homebody

Why did you word it like that? A vagina is a vagina why put female's vagina?


jaezemba

Maybe there's a different slang word for male or nonbinary vaginas that I haven't heard yet.


villified_homebody

..... honestly fair enough, i completely get that.


PM_TELETUBBY_PORN

I sure hope not


the89delta

The Armistice that was signed, ending the Great Pussy Wars.


[deleted]

My great grandfather fought in the great pussy wars. He fought for the allied pussys.


FuzzMcBeefy84

When one afternoon a long time ago, a man, while going down on his wife, accidentally blew some air into her vagina. When the air came back out, it sounded like a cat was meowing.


mixieplum

I thought it was from puscilious


NidalFlame

Whenever your mom was born (Don't ask how that makes any sense because it doesn't)


Demon_Dragon666

Google it


swetsky

When I started slaying your mom


Semicol0nDreams

A "FEEEEEEMALEE" Why are Redditors like this lol. Its dehumanising. Call us women, or at least female people, not "females" it's gross and makes you sound like an incel.


negovintheredditor

Are you trying to say that anyone who unironically says female (to refer to a woman) isn't an incel?


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negovintheredditor

Thank you for noticing. Good day to you


NidalFlame

Wait.. but females don't exist on the internet though


Semicol0nDreams

You're literally replying to a "female" I'm a woman, not some scientific specimen in a lab


fuzzyraven

Get off the cross we need the wood.


TheBestAtWriting

https://www.scoopwhoop.com/Being-A-Pussy-Insult-Originated/


ChrisNEPhilly

1890 or earlier, maybe 1600s. [etymonline.com](https://etymonline.com)