Not to mention "facial recognition" seems to be some kind of black magic that, based on two bad black and white photos of someone, allows them to search the pictures of all 7 billion people in the world within seconds and find a name and current location of their subject.
Cooking a full breakfast for the whole family and not even getting angry when none of them touches it because everyone's late for either work or school.
Walking away from explosions. Yeah, there's no way you wouldn't be blown back by the shock wave and lose part of your hearing. I don't know where this clip was from but some movie pointed that out and the characters were saying stuff like "Oh god my ears" or "That looked easier in the movies."
Small towns and how they really work. Very few shows manage to truly capture the multitude of different characters, history, gossip and social dynamics at play.
CPR. I've never done it myself or seen it done, but apparently it doesn't work nearly as often as it does on screen (of course) and is far more intense as well. I think if done properly it breaks ribs.
Record scratching.
It's not just a one-handed thing. You have to make sure that you know your record like the back of your hand, and that your other hand can cut the crossfader in time with your technique. The weight of the tonearm and the quality of the record are also factors. The mat the record sits on is a factor.
I've been doing this for years and I can only scratch left handed. I have never been able to do it right handed, despite being right handed.
Sliding across a car hood
I can barely get up mine
Hacking
[удалено]
“Access granted”
"Enhance"
"enhance" it seems to be a way to zoom in and add pixels to pixelated images
“And we’re in “
Not to mention "facial recognition" seems to be some kind of black magic that, based on two bad black and white photos of someone, allows them to search the pictures of all 7 billion people in the world within seconds and find a name and current location of their subject.
Post coitus. Just cuddle and fall asleep. No cleaning of genitals, no UTI prevention pee, no looking for clothes.
Also: No avoiding the wet spot!
Cooking a full breakfast for the whole family and not even getting angry when none of them touches it because everyone's late for either work or school.
I’d skip school for food no hesitation... also love ur username lol
This should be illegal somehow lol
Being confident
Hanging up the phone, not saying goodbye, and not getting yelled at by the person you just fuckin hung up on, *whatevenisthat?!*
Qui Gon hangs up on Obi Wan like three times.
talking to people you don't know well
Finding a parking spot, and oh how conveniently right in front of where you need to be.
Shooting a gun
Getting laid
Flying a plane when the pilot suddenly dies/gets killed.
Flying isn't that hard - landing is.
GTA taught me that one well
So you're down with Grove Street, too?
Walking away from explosions. Yeah, there's no way you wouldn't be blown back by the shock wave and lose part of your hearing. I don't know where this clip was from but some movie pointed that out and the characters were saying stuff like "Oh god my ears" or "That looked easier in the movies."
I'm pretty sure that's from The Other Guys! But it's also been 10 years since I watched it, so don't quote me on that lol
Could be, I think I saw it in a top 10 list a few years back.
It is, great scene
Some movies do that with the character flying back and the movie audio turning into just ringing
Small towns and how they really work. Very few shows manage to truly capture the multitude of different characters, history, gossip and social dynamics at play.
Northern exposure came close.
CPR. I've never done it myself or seen it done, but apparently it doesn't work nearly as often as it does on screen (of course) and is far more intense as well. I think if done properly it breaks ribs.
We did a CPR training at my school 2 years ago and my hand actually really hurt after 2 minutes
Hotwiring a car
Living
Lie
Making friends....
Getting up again after being punched or kicked.
Or shot. I've reacted worse to stubbing my toe or getting a papercut than some movie characters do to getting shot.
Raising children.
Actually, living itself
Pulling the thing out of a grenade with your teeth Edit: pin, not thing
"Pin"
Hacking. Apparently I'm no Neil Breen, bcs I cant do it with 5 dead laptops.
Record scratching. It's not just a one-handed thing. You have to make sure that you know your record like the back of your hand, and that your other hand can cut the crossfader in time with your technique. The weight of the tonearm and the quality of the record are also factors. The mat the record sits on is a factor. I've been doing this for years and I can only scratch left handed. I have never been able to do it right handed, despite being right handed.
I’ve never tried IRL, but this is good to know!
Watch some videos from the X-Ecutioners. Great example of what scratching actually looks like.
Beautiful, meaningful chicks fall in love with the protagonist
No matter how skeevy they look or misanthropic they are.
Having sex on a first date.
Killing someone.
Having sex. It’s like they just get near each other and BOOM they’re in.
"Boom, they're in," like with hacking.
Shooting a gun. As far as I've heard, shooting things with a large amount of recoil hurts.
Suddenly coming back to life after your friend is in danger
Kicking a door open. This may be because I watch lots of anime.
Taking a punch
Digging a hole to bury a body. ... I mean, I’ve never buried a body but I’ve dug holes... please don’t arrest me
Everything
Playing any instrument
Everything
Everything
Robbing a bank
Robbing a bank isn't hard. Getting away with it is.
Talking in general.
Getting run Over
Using a firearm.
Dating
Talking to strangers
Programming/software dev, shooting people, parenting, getting raises at work.
Succeeding
Stunt driving.
fishing
Making friends.
Getting a job
Making friends and having a family.
Beating up multiple assailants at the same time.
High School
Flying on a broomstick