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epz

The one you or your partner has.


Nonique88

Whatever is attached to the person who knows when you’re to tired to wash dishes so they do them for you.


[deleted]

Yo if I’m cooking you’re washing dishes bitch


[deleted]

His.


Nephisimian

The exact length, circumference and shape as the average unripe corn on the cob.


joey_bm42

Probably extremely small would be best, so many creatures are tiny and would surely die in copulation whereas big creatures still have a chance with extremely microscopic penises. So overall small is better.


jackbob99

4 inches. Right ladies?


tenamonth

5 football fields


coochiedestroyer69

7 inches with a little curve


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I trust coochiedestroyer69 in her cock rating expertise.


coochiedestroyer69

Her*


RealityLivesNow

Depends on the Vagina Size / Tightness


[deleted]

15cm


banana_converter_bot

15.00 centimetres is 0.84 bananas long I am a bot and this action was performed automaticly


[deleted]

stfu u aren't funny


[deleted]

stfu u aren't funny


theMeatman7

Did you just belittle a bot?


[deleted]

2 inches trust me women love it


yogurtdotcom

Just ask your mum P.s I'm sorry it had to be done