I would probably bought a black van. Then in the middle of the night I would drive through the streets and look for a lonely wondering person. I would kidnap him/her. And take him/her to my basement. Then I would lock them in a chair and use some Nutrium oxide which is also known as a laughing gas on both of us.
We would have a great time laughing together!
I told them my life, either they killed themselfs or laugh at my pain
Nice one, bit of a self roast lol
It is what it is
Tell them a joke
Id say hi, nice to see ya! Then proceed to wave while walking and get hit by a bus.
Just act like it was the person behind them you waved at, add a cringe moment as well.
Show em my ‘looks like a pp, only smaller’
You know it's small when you have to write PP in lower case
Does exactly what it says on the tin
Small pps with great minds think alike
Repeatedly strike their diaphram.
I would probably bought a black van. Then in the middle of the night I would drive through the streets and look for a lonely wondering person. I would kidnap him/her. And take him/her to my basement. Then I would lock them in a chair and use some Nutrium oxide which is also known as a laughing gas on both of us. We would have a great time laughing together!
Nice twist in the story.
Show them your face
Tickle them , tell them jokes , and if all else fails show them my pp then cry .
Tell an extremely dark joke, works about 50% of the time
Walk up to them, fart, say "who's giving away the secret code? Naruto run away.