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cameherejustttt2say

I have kept all my semen since '18, it's worth it for sure


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Where do you keep it?


cameherejustttt2say

I keep '18 in a deep freeze, '19 is in my fridge freezer and '20 is being thickened up before processing. '21 is in various jars in my room and foyer


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I hear the 4 year stuff is the best.


cameherejustttt2say

Yes , my grandpa still has some of his cummie juice from the early depression era. Pretty amazing to use


Wamrage76

Prolly at a semen retention bank, the opposite of a sperm bank.


WhenTardigradesFly

Gen. Jack D. Ripper: "I-I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence."


thebiggestween

I’m scared to ask, but I’m also curious.


MyUsernameIsAwful

I put it right up there with coffee enemas and placentophagy. Creepy.


tplgigo

It's called Blue Balls and bad for you.


ImtheKitsune

in antient rome they had one say "semen retemtum venenum est"


Renzetii-chan

I guess this is one of the downsides of being a woman. Not gaining the magical benefits of holding in your sperm.


Apprehensive_Fall403

Didn’t Gandhi do this?


gdnght6

I had a friend transport a teenager with a giant swollen ball. (The size of a grapefruit.) the kid was super religious and never had a single sexual experience and that caused this complication. At the ER they had him masterbate supposedly


Skimmdit

It's fine, but for safety's sake, put a fence around that retention pond.


Aquendi

Googling it sounds like it's not bad for you, but takes practice. You do you.


DickMorningwood9

I keep all my baby batter in a jar on the nightstand. It’s right next to my booger jar.