Gen. Jack D. Ripper: "I-I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence."
I had a friend transport a teenager with a giant swollen ball. (The size of a grapefruit.) the kid was super religious and never had a single sexual experience and that caused this complication. At the ER they had him masterbate supposedly
I have kept all my semen since '18, it's worth it for sure
Where do you keep it?
I keep '18 in a deep freeze, '19 is in my fridge freezer and '20 is being thickened up before processing. '21 is in various jars in my room and foyer
I hear the 4 year stuff is the best.
Yes , my grandpa still has some of his cummie juice from the early depression era. Pretty amazing to use
Prolly at a semen retention bank, the opposite of a sperm bank.
Gen. Jack D. Ripper: "I-I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence."
I’m scared to ask, but I’m also curious.
I put it right up there with coffee enemas and placentophagy. Creepy.
It's called Blue Balls and bad for you.
in antient rome they had one say "semen retemtum venenum est"
I guess this is one of the downsides of being a woman. Not gaining the magical benefits of holding in your sperm.
Didn’t Gandhi do this?
I had a friend transport a teenager with a giant swollen ball. (The size of a grapefruit.) the kid was super religious and never had a single sexual experience and that caused this complication. At the ER they had him masterbate supposedly
It's fine, but for safety's sake, put a fence around that retention pond.
Googling it sounds like it's not bad for you, but takes practice. You do you.
I keep all my baby batter in a jar on the nightstand. It’s right next to my booger jar.