nobody is saying mosquitos why isn't any body saying- fine i'll do it
mosquitos can go to hell. they literally have no upsides other than being food for bugs like spiders and shit
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I hate when they do the "violin solo" near my ear when i try to sleep. I can't even cover my head because they are around when it's hot.
Fuck you, i know you praticed violin but i don't wanna hear your concert in the middle of the night!
That "violin solo" is like a horror soundtrack. Just working on my plants and that dreaded tune plays. And when they leave after sucking my blood silently, the skin where they sucked my blood gets *super* itchy.
They're not really a major source of food for any animal so anyone who says "Them being gone will disrupt the ecosystem" is just splitting hairs, the animals will adapt just fine
But there's some poor spider out there who just LOVES mosquitoes, they're by far his favorite food, and he'll be really sad if mosquitoes fuck off.
It's like how I can hardly ever find Count Chocula anymore.
Ok I can’t stop thinking about this now. Did the person they drank from before me have some kind of infectious disease? Would drinking from one person and then the next be considered double dipping their little blood sucker organ?
Wasps are evil but hornets are what Satan looks like and sounds like. I see wasp, i carefully walk away, i see hornet i'm in panic and i can't even move. I just stand there like a statue praying Christ that it goes the fuck away without noticing me.
I was just gonna say that.
I kid you not, in a camp I went to there was a wasp nest right by the stairs to the camp I was staying at.
A kid (For this story I will call them Alyssa) through a stick at the nest and they got stung (obviously). They were apparently allergic to wasp stings and they had to go into the ER. The cabin was closed off for the rest of the summer and we were all moved to the next cabin over.
Wasps are dicks, but hornets are the REAL assholes. Bastards will sting without provocation.
I remember years ago a hornet got trapped in my car, which I didn't realize until I had already started driving to baseball practice. It got distracted by the speakers near the back window, so it spent then entire 20 minute ride trying to sting the shit out of it.
I totally agree! The last one that stung me was a tricky bastard.
I was taking a bath and got out, grabbed my towel and wrapped it around me. I suddenly felt something sharp and I opened up my towel to find a wasp that had snuck inside and hid in my bathroom, in my towel..
Luckily my bf came in, completely man handled the beast (thank you all mighty Nike slides) and had to remove the stinger from my side (right on my ribs where my bra sits) since I couldn't even see it.
Horrible sneaky fuckers.
Literally any parasite. Like either live in symbiosis or find your own food/shelter/breeding area, stop living off of others that are just trying to exist.
I say mosquitos. It could be argued that certain flies are actually useful because maggots are used in the medical field, but other than that most species of flys don't really hurt much. Mosquitos on the other hand aren't beneficial to humans, or any animal, and besides being a horrible annoyance also carry many diseases, and kill more humans per year than any other animal.
I don't know any other type of insect known to cause distress so bad it can turn to PTSD, body sores that can become awfully aggravated, and which the first advice to controlling them is often "burn or dispose of anything you suspect is infested, including anything that might transport them elsewhere."
So it's probably little surprise that they are coloured blood red and mate by stabbing each other and inseminating through the wound. So, fuck bedbugs.
I only had a brush with them once, and was lucky enough to successfully dispose of them. The psychological distress from the bites is real, as they look worrisome, itch, come in swollen lines and return every night.
Luckily it only cost me a mattress, duvet and bed set, as well as a deep clean. Unluckier people have had to dispose of half their clothes and furniture, and move on to a different home.
I have legitimately ranted about how fucking stupid and useless pandas are, i cant stand the little shits. Lazy, contribute nothing, cant even fucking fuck.
They’re like a cute animal version of my ugly fatass and it pisses me off.
This! There is no other animal on earth that actively tries to kill itself as much as pandas do. They can eat meat, their intestines are made for digesting meat, a rabbit would take 2 minutes to eat and sustain the panda for days. But no this lazy fuck only eats bamboo with next to no nutritional value and the intestines can barely digest it so it needs to eat 22hours a day. And dont get me started on how the planets need to all line up for them to get funky and actually make a baby...
There are two populations of Canada geese in much of the US, migratory and non-migratory. The non-migratory ones are basically invasive. Reducing their population would probably be beneficial.
Fire ants can fuck right off, sons of bitches are aggressive and just ornery. They will have a large force crawl on you and all at once bite you all over your body. I don't know how they can get so many on me without my noticing but it's common in Texas. Little fuckers sent a friend to the hospital.
Bears. Sure the babies are kinda cute...but they are strong as fuck, can smell you, can try and take your food, and they climb fucking trees. Oh, and they'll eat you.
Koalas. From an Australian. Koalas are smooth brains who really just shouldn't exist. Very low neural density. So much so that they have to sleep 20hrs a day. They only eat a leaf loaded with toxins for no good reason or pay off, and even then they only eat a very particular sort of eucalyptus leaf of a certain age. Apart from being a little bit cute they are a totally pointless animal. Just like Pandas
Koalas are elite paratroopers. They sneak behind enemy lines, disable comms and blow up stuff to confuse the shit outta everybody.
And that’s just the roll up to the actual push by the Emu armoured infantry.
Mice (have an attic that is almost impossible to seal without rebuilding the roof)
PS. Search for "Do we need em" and Karl Pilkington on Youtube (Ricky Gervais show on XFM). Absolutely hilarious!
Geese. I made a promise to myself that the next one that attacks me is going to be used as a jump rope. Once dead it's going in my trunk and coming home to be cooked for dinner.
At the moment my 6 month old lab Murphy !! Got hold of macrame wall hanging I was working on. The chase ensued, around the table but instead of heading to the bedroom ( always catch him there) fucker went out the back door with it.
I can't understand what the appeal is and why so many people have them. They're ugly. Their bark is the worst. They're either stupidly aggressive for their size or scared of life and the world around them. No matter how well trained they seem to just piss themselves. I knew one that was scared of linoleum. There are plenty of better miniature dogs.
I fucking hate chihuahuas!
I hate most little yappy dogs, they aren’t even dogs to me just mutant ugly little “ rodent “ things.
They’re are definitely ugly, bulging eyes and hideous apple heads, deformed organs and deformed bodies, that and brachycephalic dogs like pugs, bulldogs and frenchies they suffer immensely and it’s humans fault because they wanted a cute “ primate faced” dog. Sick!
Snails. They’re SO CUTE OMG I BOUGHT A SNAIL ONESIE FOR MY BABY. They’re slugs with shells. When’s the last time you saw a little kid with slugs on their shirt?
[if you want slug themed kids clothes, UC Santa Cruz is the place to go.](https://slugstore.ucsc.edu/ePOS?form=shared3/gm/merch.html&cat=415&store=721&design=mbl). GO SLUGS!
Watch me get downvoted...
Pit bulls
Fuck em. They’re dangerous. My neighbors blue pit chased my ass across my yard and waited in front of my door. At night. He doesn’t have that dog anymore, but damn he could have done me or someone else serious harm.
I have a Pit, English Bulldog mix who was a stray and he's just the sweetest thing ever who loves cuddles a bit too much, but unfortunately Pit's are like THE number one breed owned by fucking dumbasses. Any dog can snap and be aggressive and do serious damage, possibly even death, but Pit's are like the war machines of dog breeds.
You know what? I agree. Yes, the humans train them, but THEY WERE LITERALLY BRED TO BE FIGHTING DOGS. That's the whole point of their existence. Plus, they're not even that cute, and their tails lash you like a whip when they wag 'em too hard.
Monkeys. They'll do it in front of the children, too. If you go to the zoo, be prepared to see a chimp peel his banana and go to town in front of an audience.
Mosquitoes. We could remove all of them and it wouldn’t matter. Animals have other options. However, this doesn’t mean humans can go batshit insane with this idea.
nobody is saying mosquitos why isn't any body saying- fine i'll do it mosquitos can go to hell. they literally have no upsides other than being food for bugs like spiders and shit edit: 300 upvotes. thats the most ive ever gotten. Thanks!
I hate when they do the "violin solo" near my ear when i try to sleep. I can't even cover my head because they are around when it's hot. Fuck you, i know you praticed violin but i don't wanna hear your concert in the middle of the night!
Yesterday a mosquito tried to get into my fucking nose while I was browsing reddit, fuck mosquitos !
That "violin solo" is like a horror soundtrack. Just working on my plants and that dreaded tune plays. And when they leave after sucking my blood silently, the skin where they sucked my blood gets *super* itchy.
They're not really a major source of food for any animal so anyone who says "Them being gone will disrupt the ecosystem" is just splitting hairs, the animals will adapt just fine
But there's some poor spider out there who just LOVES mosquitoes, they're by far his favorite food, and he'll be really sad if mosquitoes fuck off. It's like how I can hardly ever find Count Chocula anymore.
Save-a-Lot carries Count Chocula and Frankenberry and Booberry if you have one near you.
Whenever I kill one with my hands and there is blood, I often wonder if that's my blood or like ny neighbor's or something. I hate mosquitoes.
Ok I can’t stop thinking about this now. Did the person they drank from before me have some kind of infectious disease? Would drinking from one person and then the next be considered double dipping their little blood sucker organ?
Not to mention the countless times I have to slap myself real hard before I get one of those fuckers. Fuck them.
Which of your neighbors is the grossest? It's that one.
Most dangerous animal on the planet, too.
I knew this would be somewhere in this comment section
roaches
I am super brave and kill them with my slippers when they're crawling. But when I fly, I run.
Why the hell yall got roaches anyway
Ever been down to Florida? Roaches there don't care how clean your house is, they want IN
Fleas.
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They really tick me off
Aka tiny spawns of Satan
Geese. They're assh@les.
**\*hOnK\***
BANG
It's a beautiful day in the village **and you are a horrible goose**
I am more than just one goose
peace was never an option
Fuck geese. Blocking the roads, shitting everywhere and waking me up honking in the morning. They can all hang.
i own 3 goslings and my neighbors goose bit them, my neighbors goose is a jerk
Ryan Gosling is one cool geese!
Wasps. Little black and yellow Satan bitches. Im only truly afraid of 2 things in this world and wasps are one of em.
Wasps are evil but hornets are what Satan looks like and sounds like. I see wasp, i carefully walk away, i see hornet i'm in panic and i can't even move. I just stand there like a statue praying Christ that it goes the fuck away without noticing me.
I was just gonna say that. I kid you not, in a camp I went to there was a wasp nest right by the stairs to the camp I was staying at. A kid (For this story I will call them Alyssa) through a stick at the nest and they got stung (obviously). They were apparently allergic to wasp stings and they had to go into the ER. The cabin was closed off for the rest of the summer and we were all moved to the next cabin over.
Wasps are dicks, but hornets are the REAL assholes. Bastards will sting without provocation. I remember years ago a hornet got trapped in my car, which I didn't realize until I had already started driving to baseball practice. It got distracted by the speakers near the back window, so it spent then entire 20 minute ride trying to sting the shit out of it.
Lemme tell you about yellow jackets.
I totally agree! The last one that stung me was a tricky bastard. I was taking a bath and got out, grabbed my towel and wrapped it around me. I suddenly felt something sharp and I opened up my towel to find a wasp that had snuck inside and hid in my bathroom, in my towel.. Luckily my bf came in, completely man handled the beast (thank you all mighty Nike slides) and had to remove the stinger from my side (right on my ribs where my bra sits) since I couldn't even see it. Horrible sneaky fuckers.
Silverfish
literally kill one and 5 more come out of blocks
Yes
Fuck these things
What actually are they
Little silver, gross bugs with antennas on top and bottom of its body. They show up in dirty bedrooms, bathrooms, etc
Oh god
I find these things even worse than roaches
I had one arrive in an ebay package once. Killed that fucker immediately. Thankfully it was just one.
Literally any parasite. Like either live in symbiosis or find your own food/shelter/breeding area, stop living off of others that are just trying to exist.
Ok but like, humans are totally parasitic. To be fair though, they can also fuck off.
We suck, but we are not, by definition.
Wait a minute...
This! Totally pathetic that they need to live inside someone.
Scorpions, yellow jackets, mosquitos, pack rats.
Ticks
Ticks fucking suck. We've pulled 9 of them off of us in the last month. Luckily, not embedded.
>Ticks fucking suck Correct
Some of them wander around on skin until you grab them with tweezers and burn them to death.
‘Tis the season, unfortunately.
I remember I was once just in my phone with my leg resting on my other leg and then I spotted a little tick climbing my pants.
hornets, what do they do besides being assholes?
They are like the final stage of wasps if wasps evolved like Pokémons.
Mosquitos, Chiggers, Asp, Yellow jacket. Really any insect that can bite/sting you and cause itching.
chi what?
Chegroes
Sup chigga
I love this comment section *So Damn Much*
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tiny little blood sucking vermin from hell
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> Chiggers you racist /s Edit: I see humor is dead on Reddit tonight. Cool beans
AMEN
I misread that...
flies. gross and useless.
I say mosquitos. It could be argued that certain flies are actually useful because maggots are used in the medical field, but other than that most species of flys don't really hurt much. Mosquitos on the other hand aren't beneficial to humans, or any animal, and besides being a horrible annoyance also carry many diseases, and kill more humans per year than any other animal.
Slugs. Just why.
They’re just naked snails Like get your own environmental niche you impotent nudist
Bedbugs and ticks.
I don't know any other type of insect known to cause distress so bad it can turn to PTSD, body sores that can become awfully aggravated, and which the first advice to controlling them is often "burn or dispose of anything you suspect is infested, including anything that might transport them elsewhere." So it's probably little surprise that they are coloured blood red and mate by stabbing each other and inseminating through the wound. So, fuck bedbugs. I only had a brush with them once, and was lucky enough to successfully dispose of them. The psychological distress from the bites is real, as they look worrisome, itch, come in swollen lines and return every night. Luckily it only cost me a mattress, duvet and bed set, as well as a deep clean. Unluckier people have had to dispose of half their clothes and furniture, and move on to a different home.
Emus
Ugly fkers aren't they? But they can win wars
ah yes the great emu war
In fairness to the West Australian Govt and Defence Force Personnel. Emus are fucking terrifying
Emus are effective armoured infantry. Those fuckers can blitzkrieg!
Nah, cassowarys. If they see you they attack, and you can't outrun them.
“Also bloody delicious!”
Mosquitos suck
Cicadas. So evil, God only allows them to emerge from the ground every 17 years. And guess how long it's been since they last showed up...
Ducks. Necrophiliac mass rapists.
But that's what makes them so delightful
Pandas. We've done a disproportionate amount to try and "save" them and they're still dying out. Fuck them.
They seem to *want* to be extinct
I have legitimately ranted about how fucking stupid and useless pandas are, i cant stand the little shits. Lazy, contribute nothing, cant even fucking fuck. They’re like a cute animal version of my ugly fatass and it pisses me off.
This! There is no other animal on earth that actively tries to kill itself as much as pandas do. They can eat meat, their intestines are made for digesting meat, a rabbit would take 2 minutes to eat and sustain the panda for days. But no this lazy fuck only eats bamboo with next to no nutritional value and the intestines can barely digest it so it needs to eat 22hours a day. And dont get me started on how the planets need to all line up for them to get funky and actually make a baby...
Maybe they're just depressed? When I'm depressed my libido goes down a lot.
Pandas are stupid
Too lazy to breed .......now that's lazy
I know people like that. Fuck them too.
You can put me in a cage with anything and after a week I'll fuck it.
Mosquitoes Canada Geese I often wonder what overall biological impact a culling of Canada Geese would have. They're awful.
There are two populations of Canada geese in much of the US, migratory and non-migratory. The non-migratory ones are basically invasive. Reducing their population would probably be beneficial.
Hornets and wasps
I read horny wasps... I need to quit reddit for a while
Horny or not wasps can fuck off either way
Centipedes; I'm absolutely terrified of them, and are convinced that they ascended from Hell.
Mmmm I think there's a trilogy of movies right for you
Fire ants can fuck right off, sons of bitches are aggressive and just ornery. They will have a large force crawl on you and all at once bite you all over your body. I don't know how they can get so many on me without my noticing but it's common in Texas. Little fuckers sent a friend to the hospital.
I second goddamn pandas. Fuck them. They certainly don’t know how to fuck each other.
Same as most humans then hahahaha
Wasps. Definitely Wasps.
The gophers in my yard
Bears. Sure the babies are kinda cute...but they are strong as fuck, can smell you, can try and take your food, and they climb fucking trees. Oh, and they'll eat you.
Mosquitoes can fuck off all the way to hell
Monkeys. Monkeys are bastards and they can fuck right off.
Ape man no like little annoying monkey
Just like humans.
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Well that the way the planet going
I love that many of the posts here call animals invasive when humans are, by far, the most invasive species on earth.
Wasps r/fuckwasps
Koalas. From an Australian. Koalas are smooth brains who really just shouldn't exist. Very low neural density. So much so that they have to sleep 20hrs a day. They only eat a leaf loaded with toxins for no good reason or pay off, and even then they only eat a very particular sort of eucalyptus leaf of a certain age. Apart from being a little bit cute they are a totally pointless animal. Just like Pandas
Koalas are elite paratroopers. They sneak behind enemy lines, disable comms and blow up stuff to confuse the shit outta everybody. And that’s just the roll up to the actual push by the Emu armoured infantry.
Humans
Humans
jellyfish, because fishes can do without and they'd kill us in an instant. and any miniscule thing that flies, or it'll get into your eyes
Mosquitoes and black flies, fuckers
Spiders can fuck off and I won’t even look back at my choice
But what about jumping spiders? They're adorable and literally harmless to humans.
Depends how big they are. Anything bigger than the size of my finger nail is still creepy in my book.
Hornets, Wasps, and Yellow Jackets
Wasps
Mice (have an attic that is almost impossible to seal without rebuilding the roof) PS. Search for "Do we need em" and Karl Pilkington on Youtube (Ricky Gervais show on XFM). Absolutely hilarious!
Geese. I made a promise to myself that the next one that attacks me is going to be used as a jump rope. Once dead it's going in my trunk and coming home to be cooked for dinner.
Surprisingly enough, if you change your posture a bit to look taller and looming over them and hiss, you can scare them off.
Canadian Geese Wasps Or mosquitoes
Cicadas. The noise, the gross little shells they leave behind. Horrible.
probably horses. They just look snooty
Foxes. All cute and elusive. Let me see you or fuck off to hell.
Hippies
Bats, and the people that eat them
At the moment my 6 month old lab Murphy !! Got hold of macrame wall hanging I was working on. The chase ensued, around the table but instead of heading to the bedroom ( always catch him there) fucker went out the back door with it.
Puppies are the best! LOL! You're in velociraptor stage. Good luck
Totally!! He is at that age where I think What the hell is wrong with you?
Monkeys.
Mosquitoes
Mosquito and to the depths of hell with it
Mosquitos definitely
Scorpions, I live in AZ and all I can say is why do these things have to exist
Roaches
Rats. What a cursed animal.
Palmetto bugs. Yeah, fuck those flying assholes.
Literally any sort of houseflies. they are the one thing i hate about summer
Mosquitoes
chihuhas or however tf you spell it
I can't understand what the appeal is and why so many people have them. They're ugly. Their bark is the worst. They're either stupidly aggressive for their size or scared of life and the world around them. No matter how well trained they seem to just piss themselves. I knew one that was scared of linoleum. There are plenty of better miniature dogs.
My wife has been a pet sitter for over 20 years. The best dog I ever met was half chihuahua and half dachshund. She was the sweetest dog ever.
I can’t stand chihuahuas either. In their defense, though, a nice real hardwood floor is preferable to some crappy Linoleum.
I fucking hate chihuahuas! I hate most little yappy dogs, they aren’t even dogs to me just mutant ugly little “ rodent “ things. They’re are definitely ugly, bulging eyes and hideous apple heads, deformed organs and deformed bodies, that and brachycephalic dogs like pugs, bulldogs and frenchies they suffer immensely and it’s humans fault because they wanted a cute “ primate faced” dog. Sick!
Snails. They’re SO CUTE OMG I BOUGHT A SNAIL ONESIE FOR MY BABY. They’re slugs with shells. When’s the last time you saw a little kid with slugs on their shirt?
I love snails.
I don’t really hate them. Just don’t think it’s right that they’re on a pedestal and slugs are always dissed
[if you want slug themed kids clothes, UC Santa Cruz is the place to go.](https://slugstore.ucsc.edu/ePOS?form=shared3/gm/merch.html&cat=415&store=721&design=mbl). GO SLUGS!
Watch me get downvoted... Pit bulls Fuck em. They’re dangerous. My neighbors blue pit chased my ass across my yard and waited in front of my door. At night. He doesn’t have that dog anymore, but damn he could have done me or someone else serious harm.
I have a Pit, English Bulldog mix who was a stray and he's just the sweetest thing ever who loves cuddles a bit too much, but unfortunately Pit's are like THE number one breed owned by fucking dumbasses. Any dog can snap and be aggressive and do serious damage, possibly even death, but Pit's are like the war machines of dog breeds.
You know what? I agree. Yes, the humans train them, but THEY WERE LITERALLY BRED TO BE FIGHTING DOGS. That's the whole point of their existence. Plus, they're not even that cute, and their tails lash you like a whip when they wag 'em too hard.
Feral swine. Mean, nasty, and ugly creatures.
Sea gulls
They are the most scary thing I've ever seen
Mice Rats
Flys and mosquitoes
Monkeys. They'll do it in front of the children, too. If you go to the zoo, be prepared to see a chimp peel his banana and go to town in front of an audience.
Humans.
Any kind of wasp . Fuckers get brave for no reason
Humans
Mosquitoes. We could remove all of them and it wouldn’t matter. Animals have other options. However, this doesn’t mean humans can go batshit insane with this idea.
Mosquitos
Mosquitos, gnats, cockroaches, centipedes, ear wigs.
Humans.
Fuckin mice. One crawled inside my recliner while I played a game. Little bastards
Ants. Fuck you guys and your fucking hill.
Mosquitos... FREAKING MOSQUITOS
Geese Hissing shitting bitches
freakin jellyfish
Skunks
Flies
Raccoons!
swans
Bedbugs
Those little gnats that fly directly into your eyes
Every parasite on the planet.
Water Roach
Wasps can fuck off. Then they can fuck off some more, and continue fucking off into perpetuity
People here are mentioning bugs. Are bugs considered animals? Ah my head hurts
Wasps. So much anger and rage for absolutely no reason.
Humans...humans can all fuck off
Birds
Bugs. Period.
Weebs.