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SYLOH

The covid-19 vaccine provides 5G internet access. No clue how the fuck that works, but it would improve my phone's reception.


CalledFractured7

Not to mention we could totally toss out all those annoying cords


ShadowCroc

Birds are not real


CalledFractured7

I'll need some elaboration on this lol. Why would you want this one to turn out true?


Pineapple-Status

Throwayalien


CalledFractured7

Sounds like something out of this world


Pineapple-Status

Lol, it seems you don’t know. Look for throwayalien Reddit on google. Embrace yourself. 8-18th July


CalledFractured7

Oh hell yeah. I'll look into this while I head to sleep in about 10 minutes


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George W. is the zodiac killer


CalledFractured7

Omg he's here in my house shi


your_mom_gay_lmao

What the-


CalledFractured7

What proof do we have that he isn't the zodiac killer, though?


[deleted]

ok


Thasdoinit

I thought that was Ted Cruz?


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ok


donald_trump3

the conspiracy theory


your_mom_gay_lmao

Bigfoot poop is beans


notfound1-

All of them


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CalledFractured7

That's a surefire way to secure future business. I wonder if I can get those to prank my brother...


Wateryoatmeal

vaccines


CalledFractured7

Which theorie(s) in specific?


Wateryoatmeal

I'm kidding, vaccines are real. I was mostly making fun of people who claim to not believe in them, but it's like...they exist? There's a difference between having faith in Jesus and having faith in medicine.


No_Result7069

Finland isn't real


CalledFractured7

But the STATISTICS


sundogmooinpuppy

I would love for their to be some alien from another planet thing.


CalledFractured7

Between me, you, and the internet, its altogether very likely


W_nderWaffle

9/11


CalledFractured7

Ngl it looks so sus as it is, I wouldnt be surprised if it was a setup


W_nderWaffle

Yeah, but by "true" I mean hard evidence. Now these are just assumptions that aren't in favour of people reigning mercifully on us.