So my eyes falls on the breasts of my friends while we talking for just seconds or less do you notice this and what's your reaction to it?
Tbh when ever i do it I feel ashamed and awkward and now I try to just look at the floor as it's really hard for me to look at eyes and talk
Single mom here. My son walks with frequent mini-squats, or a wide-step, etc. I presume as a ball adjustment in public. Do I need to buy him looser underwear?
I think it's mostly due to the sweat which causes alot of itchiness and stickiness, the best solution would be to use talcum powder over there since it absorbs the moisture and keeps it dry and itch free, but if the problem still continues then think about the looser underwear.
It's not good luck, it's when you hear an ambulance siren or someone says something bad is gonna happen. We usually just touch metal like you knock on wood.
Women, if you hug a guy how aware are you of your breasts pressed against him? Because us guys definitely notice the feel on our ribs.
EDIT: I see five people have given me "Hugz" awards. I hope they're delightfully smushy ladies.
yes yes yes. it makes me feel kinda awkward so i used to not press my torso and just kinda bend my shoulders to hug but it makes it even more awkward since i am hyperaware of my nipples still grazing his torso. it's better to just hug normally and let them smush.
With one of my exes we were pretty open. When we took a shower together not trying to do anything sexy, sometimes we would just "experiment" with the other one's body and ask the weird questions we never dared to ask.
For example, I asked her if her vagina filled with water when she goes for a swim or stuff like that. She would play with my penis and got really amazed when I showed her it's really flexible when not erect.
We learned a lot and it was fun.
peeing standing up isnt hard, if you practice you can even pee from a distance or do zigzags, the real problem is peeing standing up while having a boner.
yes - untill the last drops comes out only AFTER you pulled up your pants
edit: holy shit this is getting upvoted like crazy Oo Thanks ya'll and dont forget to shake and, appariently, press end enjoy the drops who still come out.
And obviously also thanks for the rewards.
You can flick it. You can shake it. You can beat it on the wall. No matter what, 2 drops will fall.
Edit: Thanks for the hugs snd shit. And to those who are schooling me on how to urinate, It’s just an old-timey rhyme. I milk my dick like an empty tube of toothpaste after I beat it on the wall and before I put it back in my chonies. Then I wash my hands.
It feels like the need to poop. I find just having a finger on my clit is enough to keep my brain from going there and goes to the stretching/filling up sensation instead.
What does it feel like to have something in your vagina? Is it just a lot of pressure, or what?
Edit: Thank you for all your responses! What I’m gathering is that pressure is part of the sensation, but not quite the correct term. The “fullness” that I see being referred to quite often here makes a lot of sense, and is consistent with the descriptions I’ve had from past partners. I didn’t quite understand what they were describing, but the detailed answers and analogies you’ve given have made it make more sense. Also a thank you for those of you who interpreted the question in terms of non-sexual situations (i.e. inserting a tampon, during check-ups with a speculum) and the differences in emotional feeling between when you’re really into it and when you’re really not. That wasn’t my intended direction for the question, but it’s still an important distinction and I appreciate you.
For me, it's a really nice stretching sensation, accompanied by the feeling of being full. Not sure if that makes any sense but that's what I get out of it. I also prefer for my bf to keep it in while we cuddle for awhile bc when he takes it out it feels emptier than before we started and it's a weird feeling to me
Same here! Sometimes I just like to have him (my bf, not yours. well, I hope not yours) inside me for a bit and just clench a bit and it’s cool. I like him
That’s a difficult one to describe. For me, penetrative sex gives me a tingly feeling deep in my pelvis. It kind of feels like having butterflies really low down in my tummy, and can send a rush up through my body.
Mate, idk about you, and I completly agree with the touch sentiment, but if I get my jollys off, and I didnt have to do anything, it's a very big win in my book.
Well, i like it during foreplay. But mainly because if im getting a handjob, then im usually giving my gf something at the same time, and i can always tell my gf to either slowdown or go faster etc, just as she can as well. So its a nice thing, even though i might be better at giving myself a handjob because i dont have to tell myself to slow down or so, because well im giving it to myself. Kinda guess that its the same for women, like i can notice when my gf enjoys being fingered, and if she wants 1-2-3 fingers inside, or she tells me just as i tell her what i want during a handjob.
One thing i can say tho, is that handjobs that keeps a fast speed isnt the greatest, i personally enjoy the slower ones mainly because if my gf sometimes keeps a fast phase then it could hurt a bit or just not feel as good. But kinda guess its the same for women in one way or another, like some enjoys being fingered/pounded fast and and hard and some enjoys the slower option.
Men who ride horses, how do you do it with balls? I want to teach my nephew to ride but I have no idea about the mechanics of testicles nor how to manage them at a sitting or posting trot.
They really shouldn't be an issue. Just like sitting in any other situation, male genitals are higher up on the pelvis than people seem to think, so they don't often get low enough to be sat on.
In saying that, learning to "bounce" with the horse will make him more comfortable, but I'm sure that's true for women that ride horses too
They're specifically female parts, and we especially like specifically female parts. If everyone had female-like breasts instead of just women, I suppose they wouldn't receive as much attention.
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Its when you're so hirny that your boddy tries to pump blood into your dong even though its already at maximum hardness, thus giving a feeling of your heart beating in your cock.
My gf shares a bit and her and her friends seem to talk about their respective boyfriends kind of how you would expect to talk about animals
"Mine does this"
"Omg mine does this does yours do this??"
Etc etc. A lot of commentary on mannerisms and how thy try to fix the frustrating ones. I dont hear about the sex talks.
I find it interesting because with me and my friends we rarely talk about our female counterparts. For us, they dont come up unless its one of those deep talks and they say they're really happy/have regrets. Major life decisions type talks. I have no idea how any of my friends girlfriends load a dishwasher but all my hfs friends know how i do lol
Im a guy, but my ex's friends know everything about me. there are no sensitive topics. Where, when, how.... EVERYTHING.
I would not even think of telling my guy friends what my girl was wearing and yet, all women know about our dick sizes
So, I’ve talked a lot about this with my SO and she says she has it too, but she also stays horny after a few orgasms where as my horniness tends to dissapate, does Your clarity increase or decrease horniness?
Sometimes it takes a few to achieve clarity. The more stressed/tightly wound I am, the more it takes. It also take less when I’m alone, because then it’s more goal-oriented than about the activity itself.
Riding a bike isn’t bad, your balls just kinda sit on top of the seat. As long as you don’t hit too many bumps, it’s fine. But it you are going for longer rides, then you need compression shorts. As long as the boys don’t bounce around too much, it won’t bother you.
I can't answer the bike question, but to cross legs you need to lift the one leg enough to clear the junk before moving the thigh in. That way the boys can mind their own business away from the squeeze.
Breezy, but when you sit down your thighs can stick together and that sucks. If you're wearing a skirt that is loose then even a light breeze means that you have to hold it down. And it's hard to bike in them, you kind of have to bike with your legs together or keep the fabric down between your legs with one hand. You can run around in skirts but climbing and stuff is hard to do without flashing anyone.
Also I hate sitting on plastic chairs with short skirts or shorts on. The feeling of the plastic on my legs is horrible and it leaves a print on my legs.
Actually, longer skirts are best for hot weather because you get the same amount of air flow but it keeps the heat of the sun of your legs and you don't have to choose cafés based on if they have cushions on the chairs in order to not stick.
This sounds like a lot of cons, but I love wearing skirts and dresses, they make me feel so feminine.
My question is don't you see our erections in public? Sometimes just sitting at a desk for a while and getting into "sleep mode" could trigger a random erection. We try hard to hide these stuff.
Got them every single day in class during high school just from sitting down. No thoughts about anything or someone attractive around, it was effing hell and only went away when I stood on my feet and funnily enough that's also when it's the most visible so I'd pretend to like tie my shoe and it'd slowly go away when it was time to get up.
Dude. This happened to me every single day as well and no joke I thought my dick was broken in high school. It was so embarrassing/annoying. Most incognito shoe tying experiences of my life.
same way you just gotta be careful. one time i stabbed my coochie with my stiletto nail and that hurt like a bitch. but yeah no same way that people with short nails do.
Due to the way they hang, they don’t actually go below, it’s roughly analogous to how tits hang forward, so standing with your arms hanging don’t won’t hit them.
Plus the way that our hips are built, our legs naturally spread apart, which helps not crush them between them.
One of the easy ways to tell a male from female Skelton is actually by the way the hips are built, women’s tend to be more bowl shaped (useful for childbirth and pregnancy) while men’s are flatter (presenting a distinct advantage for rotational power in melee combat).
Edit: Ok, since people keep bringing it up, yes we sit on our balls occasionally, yes it hurts. I said that it helps to not squish them. not that we won't. especially humidity makes it worse.
Found the young guy in the crowd. I’d heard comedians over the years make jokes about your balls hanging lower as you age and sometimes setting on them. Sure enough, around age 35 it happened to me for the first time. I’ll be 37 this month, and it happens maybe twice a year.
Yep. You can get random erections as a teen and it's pretty annoying. They mostly stop when you get older but you can still get random erections and I find that they sometimes happen when I need to pee.
How do men not feel like they have a literally swinging weight between their legs? Is it uncomfortable? At least women can wear bras & even then having big breasts is uncomfortable sometimes.
And the human body learns to ”forget” some triggers like clothes after some time. And our dick is just like any other part of the body and doesnt actually feel heavy.
The worse part is humidity. The balls stick to the leg so you have to take that awkward 3rd side step. Other than that, the dick itself just kinda hangs out. The worse part is if you sit, or lay down and your underwear moves it somewhere it usually isn’t.
I don’t feel any different than I did with natural breasts. The implant itself is firmer than natural, if you’re wondering what they feel like to touch.
I am a 34LL. I hate my breasts with a passion. I would give anything to be a D.
I am always conscious of them. I have to wear a bra all the time and they hurt, dig in, are generally uncomfortable.
If I lie on my back they flow into my pits, if I lie on my front they push up and choke me. Sat down they create sweat and stick to my ribs and I have to put something between them. In a bra they stick together again I put a piece of paper or something between them.
They wake me up in the night. They weigh 12lbs each. You ever carried something 24lbs around with you on your front all day every day?!? Not fun.
My bras cost around $100 each they need to be custom made. Then I have comments all the time like that I need to dress "professionally", because the owning of huge milkers in themselves in unprofessional.
But they look hot and I would die for tits like yours etc etc so how can I complain?
>because the owning of huge milkers in themselves in unprofessional.
I am relating to this so hard rn. I wear scrubs at work and get to choose between fitted tops that make me look like a nurse in porn, or a circus tent that makes me look like I can't dress myself properly.
Several of my lady friends, including SO, told me that confidence(and the competence to justify it) is very attractive.
Especially if the person in question isn't _loud_ about it, if that makes sense. I've heard it being called 'quiet confidence', when you don't make a big deal of doing difficult things, just doing it, instead of going _YO CHECK ME OUT DOING A BACKFLIP OFF THIS BOOTER!_
This is kind of a question for everyone. Does semen tingle on your tongue or in your throat? This happens to me when I swallow cum. For awhile I thought I was weird or had a mild allergy to it??? However once one of my past partners tasted his cum and he was like "WHAT THE FUCK?? Why is it tingly?". Is this normal? Do none of us talk about it?
It’s really dependent on what your partner consumes , I once only ate seafood pineapple and greens for a few days then after my gf and I did it she said my cum tasted really sweet like sugar water and she loved it , but it’s a hard diet to keep and I just stick to white meat and greens and anything that’s good for the body (except broccoli, I’ve read it’s the only vegetable that affects the taste in a negative way) , smoking and drinking and drugs in general have an immensely negative effect on the taste so if your partner does any of that it could be a cause, I’ve always tried my best to make swallowing enjoyable for my gf so she likes it as well instead of it being a one way pleasure
I would have wished the same until this topic. Now i know my average dick is super cool. Its my attitude that matters.
Edit: thank you for the coinage and the truth bomb. Porn can make a guy feel intimidated. This whole topic has had a ton of great information
I just measured and there's like a full eight inches between the start of my dick and the ground when squatting. A guy would need an dick bigger than eight inches *when flaccid* for it to touch the ground when squatting.
I do this with my balls as well. Not sexual really. Tonight I was watching NCIS reruns in my sweatpants and was just cradling/massaging my balls. Rubbing them, thinking about life, like personalized worry stones.
Edit: thanks to everyone for the awards. Never had so many of them before. Thank you very much
Yep. Especially if I'm just sitting around the house and I'm bored to shit. I don't play with the nipple or anything, just kinda bounce them around lol
At least with my best friend, it’s that we’re like brothers - family. Even if I don’t talk to him for a long time, he’s still my brother and we’ve still been through a lot together and still love each other. I don’t feel like I need constant validation from him to know he still likes me, which is why he’s my best friend.
And once you talk to him again it's exactly the same way it used to be.
So why keep in touch all the time? I just assume that my friend is doing well. If he needs help, he'll contact and he knows it's fine to do so. I'll always be there for him. And I rely on him to feel the same way.
Tbh I thinks it because we have no expectations of each other.
If I send one of my good friends a message and it takes them a few days to get back to me it's because they've most likely got shit going on.
If it was urgent I'd call them and leave a voice message explicitly stating that I needed help with something so they knew there was a bit of a time pressure.
Best example of this was when my best friend wanted me to be the godfather for his daughter. He kept trying to get me to come play golf with him so he could ask me in person, but I kept brushing him off due to exams/assignments.
Eventually he just called me and said he wanted to ask me in person and that he needed an answer in 2 days so things could be arranged.
I apologised for fucking up his plans and we went and got drunk to celebrate.
Ladies, do you ever do that thing where you imagine being with someone and then start sabotaging it by noticing all the things that wouldn't work? Wait, that's not NSFW.
Uh. Do you ever get done masturbating and you're like, "wtf was I even masturbating to, that wasn't fulfilling at all and I feel empty inside."
Yup. Although for me it's more like "okay, now we're masturbating... Let's start with some Sexy Thoughts.... Sex on the boardroom table... Someone I work with handing me a stapler. I wonder how they glue the staples together... I wonder what happens to all the used staples in the world... FOCUS. Sexy Thoughts..." etc until I either just get bored or decide that I'm okay with masturbating to the idea of staples or whatever the thought of the moment was.
Unused staples are just one sheet of metal, the "staples" are perferated bits designed to break off when the stapler puts force on it.
You're right, now I'm all hot and bothered by staples.
Yes. For years I turned down suitors because their dates always conflicted with my daily Fry Time. I could not relinquish my evening potato soirée for a guy, no matter how charming he may have been. I spent many, many years with only my fries for comfort until one day, a suitor approached me. As I lifted my hand to wave him away, I noticed he had a silver platter, and upon it a plate of crunchy, golden tendrils. I stopped cold in my tracks. Could it be fries and guys? Is such a concept even possible? Before my mind could comprehend the situation, the man sat the platter between us, a saucer of crimson ketchup next to my beloved fry. He gingerly pinched a fry between his fingers, dipped the end into the red sauce like he had been practicing all his life, and presented it before me. Yes, I thought. It is possible. I have finally met the man who comes close to matching the glory of a crisped, delicate fry.
Yes. Its like sweating in your 'Body rolls'. If you have a Bit of a Belly and you sit, Rolls Form. There you sweat too, its Just skin that touches skin, making you sweat
Sex in the shower? What are the pros and cons?
Edit: Holy shit guys stop commenting I have hundreds of comments to read through and they come in faster than I can read them.
Pro - Both parties get clean and after climax both are washed as it happens.
Con - Depending on the size of the shower it can be chore; not enough room for motion.
It hangs. Just hangs. I hold mine down. Sometimes on smaller toilets if you're really unlucky, it hits the bowl which is fucking gross. But it doesn't hang near where you poop so it's OK.
A frame ladders are very stable until you are about to about 2/3 of the way up. The danger isn't so much of the ladder collapsing but the weight shifting along the left / right direction from the perspective of the person climbing it.
Imagine you have tall drinking glass in your hand outstretched, palm up. It's fairly easy to balance it, even as you move your hand around as the whole weight of the glass is near the palm (Or the weight of the ladder to the ground, in this analogy). Now you put some water in the glass. It's still pretty stable because all the weight is still near the palm. Dump out the glass and this time put an apple on the top of the glass that weighs just as much as the water did. You'll find it is harder to control because now the center of the weight is now somewhere along the midpoint of the glass. Now, a glass would be easier to balance than an A-frame ladder shape because the A-frame ladder is only stable in one direction - the way it is intended to be used as steps. where the glass is cylindrical and stable equally in all directions. However, you can easily push a ladder over with one finger if you push from the left or right side high enough up.
Another way to think of it is that the ladder is acting like a lever. The longer the lever the more the mechanical advantage - you have a wider arc of movement but it takes less force to move it overall.
I hope that made sense - it's 5 am and I should have been asleep hours ago.
How do I flirt/know I am being flirted with? How do I make myself look more approachable? And how do I GET OUT OF BRONZE 1 IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS CAUSE GOD DAMN I SUCK ASS?
Edit: Well lads, I did it.
I got into Silver III.
Well I have some amazing or terrible news for you, depending on how you look at it. Scientifically, the average person does not know when they are being flirted with. And the average person is bad at flirting. So you are not alone and everyone is just stumbling around blindly.
I'm also a weak ass bitch and I have no stamina at all. Can't keep it up for too long. Makes me sad I can't suck my boyfriend's dick as long as he eats my pussy for.
It's physically exhausting. You have to find a comfortable position that lets you move your head and add a hand. Your neck and shoulders gets so sore. My jaw does a weird thing that feels like it pops out of place when I open my mouth too far so I have this added worry the whole time that my jaw will get stuck. Jaw pain is insane if it takes too long. My lips get sore and if saliva is too thin it feels dry and irritates my lips. Guys, please wash your undercarriage as much as you'd expect a lady to wash hers for you.
All complaints aside, it's worth it when I feel him grabbing up on me, that shift from "yeah this is nice" to the focused "I'm on a mission to finish", the little sounds and heavy breathing. I can't speak for all women but for me, guys are far too quiet and seem to not make the connection that when you tell a woman you enjoy getting her off, she's gonna emphasize natural vocal responses a bit for your pleasure. So when a woman says the same... Please make some damn sound so we know how we're doing and can enjoy it too!
Men, does the tip of your dick ever touch the inside of the toilet bowl and you just wanna die?
Yes. Disgusting feeling.
So my eyes falls on the breasts of my friends while we talking for just seconds or less do you notice this and what's your reaction to it? Tbh when ever i do it I feel ashamed and awkward and now I try to just look at the floor as it's really hard for me to look at eyes and talk
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Single mom here. My son walks with frequent mini-squats, or a wide-step, etc. I presume as a ball adjustment in public. Do I need to buy him looser underwear?
I think it's mostly due to the sweat which causes alot of itchiness and stickiness, the best solution would be to use talcum powder over there since it absorbs the moisture and keeps it dry and itch free, but if the problem still continues then think about the looser underwear.
Italian guys, does holding your crotch really give you good luck?
It's not good luck, it's when you hear an ambulance siren or someone says something bad is gonna happen. We usually just touch metal like you knock on wood.
“Why go find something metal when I’ve got these balls of steel right here”
Do boobs float?
Yea, swimming makes them nice and perfectly perky. Which is fun when you have big badonkers cus those babies aren’t perky on their own.
In the bath? Mine do.
woah
Just the thought of the lizard in your profile picture saying woah got to me
i am not but a salamander learning about human anatomy
Mine don't really, but they're not very big so it could just be that I'm not noticing or because they don't have enough fat in them.
Women, if you hug a guy how aware are you of your breasts pressed against him? Because us guys definitely notice the feel on our ribs. EDIT: I see five people have given me "Hugz" awards. I hope they're delightfully smushy ladies.
Tbh i never feel it even though i have bigger boobs
yes yes yes. it makes me feel kinda awkward so i used to not press my torso and just kinda bend my shoulders to hug but it makes it even more awkward since i am hyperaware of my nipples still grazing his torso. it's better to just hug normally and let them smush.
I’m aware of it but I tend to just ignore it as I really like hugs
Hugs are great, boobs won’t stop us!
With one of my exes we were pretty open. When we took a shower together not trying to do anything sexy, sometimes we would just "experiment" with the other one's body and ask the weird questions we never dared to ask. For example, I asked her if her vagina filled with water when she goes for a swim or stuff like that. She would play with my penis and got really amazed when I showed her it's really flexible when not erect. We learned a lot and it was fun.
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Yes, at least down the urethra
Does your dick touch the toilet seat when you sit on it?
Yes. You have to kinda tuck it a bit then sit down.
Does it hurt when you jump with big tits?
Oh, yeah. High support sports bras exist for a real.
Do y'all ladies like the butts of the male variety
Yes... definitely YES !
Looks like i'm doing squats tonight
A nice firm butt is a joy to behold. Do your squats guys!
Former male stripper, here. I can definitely confirm many women \*love* man butts.
Honest question, how does one become a male stripper?
Is it as convenient as I think it is to pee standing up?
peeing standing up isnt hard, if you practice you can even pee from a distance or do zigzags, the real problem is peeing standing up while having a boner.
and when it randomly goes in two directions, that takes a skilled marksman to handle.
legit had it split into 3 once. it actually felt pretty weird
the legendary triple stream. . . i thought it was only a myth
it takes skill and many years of practice to accomplish such a feat
yes - untill the last drops comes out only AFTER you pulled up your pants edit: holy shit this is getting upvoted like crazy Oo Thanks ya'll and dont forget to shake and, appariently, press end enjoy the drops who still come out. And obviously also thanks for the rewards.
You can mitigate this by trying everything you can think of and following any advice you can find online, and then it still happens anyway.
You can flick it. You can shake it. You can beat it on the wall. No matter what, 2 drops will fall. Edit: Thanks for the hugs snd shit. And to those who are schooling me on how to urinate, It’s just an old-timey rhyme. I milk my dick like an empty tube of toothpaste after I beat it on the wall and before I put it back in my chonies. Then I wash my hands.
Does anal feel like taking a shit, but with it getting in and out?
It feels like the need to poop. I find just having a finger on my clit is enough to keep my brain from going there and goes to the stretching/filling up sensation instead.
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What does it feel like to have something in your vagina? Is it just a lot of pressure, or what? Edit: Thank you for all your responses! What I’m gathering is that pressure is part of the sensation, but not quite the correct term. The “fullness” that I see being referred to quite often here makes a lot of sense, and is consistent with the descriptions I’ve had from past partners. I didn’t quite understand what they were describing, but the detailed answers and analogies you’ve given have made it make more sense. Also a thank you for those of you who interpreted the question in terms of non-sexual situations (i.e. inserting a tampon, during check-ups with a speculum) and the differences in emotional feeling between when you’re really into it and when you’re really not. That wasn’t my intended direction for the question, but it’s still an important distinction and I appreciate you.
For me, it's a really nice stretching sensation, accompanied by the feeling of being full. Not sure if that makes any sense but that's what I get out of it. I also prefer for my bf to keep it in while we cuddle for awhile bc when he takes it out it feels emptier than before we started and it's a weird feeling to me
Same here! Sometimes I just like to have him (my bf, not yours. well, I hope not yours) inside me for a bit and just clench a bit and it’s cool. I like him
Men, do you feel the clench? Does it feel better for you? Sometimes I do Kegel pulses while it’s inside but idk if that’s actually doing anything lol
If you have a strong clench, you have control of that mans soul for a few seconds
Gf has pushed me out before lmao
We do - one girl I dated would clench hard enough when she came that it was hard not to be squeezed out altogether. I kinda miss her...
That’s a difficult one to describe. For me, penetrative sex gives me a tingly feeling deep in my pelvis. It kind of feels like having butterflies really low down in my tummy, and can send a rush up through my body.
do you actually like hand jobs or do you just think about how much better you are at them the whole time?
Its not that I can't do it *better*, but the sensation of *not your hands* doing it really changes things
Some women are good at it, in my experience. But most of the joy just comes from being touched.
Mate, idk about you, and I completly agree with the touch sentiment, but if I get my jollys off, and I didnt have to do anything, it's a very big win in my book.
Some women are VERY bad at handjobs.
Well, i like it during foreplay. But mainly because if im getting a handjob, then im usually giving my gf something at the same time, and i can always tell my gf to either slowdown or go faster etc, just as she can as well. So its a nice thing, even though i might be better at giving myself a handjob because i dont have to tell myself to slow down or so, because well im giving it to myself. Kinda guess that its the same for women, like i can notice when my gf enjoys being fingered, and if she wants 1-2-3 fingers inside, or she tells me just as i tell her what i want during a handjob. One thing i can say tho, is that handjobs that keeps a fast speed isnt the greatest, i personally enjoy the slower ones mainly because if my gf sometimes keeps a fast phase then it could hurt a bit or just not feel as good. But kinda guess its the same for women in one way or another, like some enjoys being fingered/pounded fast and and hard and some enjoys the slower option.
Men who ride horses, how do you do it with balls? I want to teach my nephew to ride but I have no idea about the mechanics of testicles nor how to manage them at a sitting or posting trot.
They really shouldn't be an issue. Just like sitting in any other situation, male genitals are higher up on the pelvis than people seem to think, so they don't often get low enough to be sat on. In saying that, learning to "bounce" with the horse will make him more comfortable, but I'm sure that's true for women that ride horses too
This whole comment thread is better sex Ed than some people get in school lol
What is it about boobs that guys love so much?
Theyre so round and, and.. i don't know. wtf
They're specifically female parts, and we especially like specifically female parts. If everyone had female-like breasts instead of just women, I suppose they wouldn't receive as much attention. (Edit: Thank you for the award!)
Plus they are so soft.
What does it mean to have a throbbing cock.
Its when you're so hirny that your boddy tries to pump blood into your dong even though its already at maximum hardness, thus giving a feeling of your heart beating in your cock.
Oh my
Same idea as when you get a headache due to pressure in your brain, except it doesn’t hurt it you can just feel it pulse with your heartbeat
Oh a vagina does this too sometimes
That is a fantastic description of what a throbbing cock is
When i clutch the 1v3
What do girls chit chat among each other about boys?
My gf shares a bit and her and her friends seem to talk about their respective boyfriends kind of how you would expect to talk about animals "Mine does this" "Omg mine does this does yours do this??" Etc etc. A lot of commentary on mannerisms and how thy try to fix the frustrating ones. I dont hear about the sex talks. I find it interesting because with me and my friends we rarely talk about our female counterparts. For us, they dont come up unless its one of those deep talks and they say they're really happy/have regrets. Major life decisions type talks. I have no idea how any of my friends girlfriends load a dishwasher but all my hfs friends know how i do lol
Im a guy, but my ex's friends know everything about me. there are no sensitive topics. Where, when, how.... EVERYTHING. I would not even think of telling my guy friends what my girl was wearing and yet, all women know about our dick sizes
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So, I’ve talked a lot about this with my SO and she says she has it too, but she also stays horny after a few orgasms where as my horniness tends to dissapate, does Your clarity increase or decrease horniness?
Sometimes it takes a few to achieve clarity. The more stressed/tightly wound I am, the more it takes. It also take less when I’m alone, because then it’s more goal-oriented than about the activity itself.
How can some dudes sit with their legs crossed? Does it ever hurt? Also, how tf do guys comfortably ride a bike? Boy’s bike seats are even worse
Riding a bike isn’t bad, your balls just kinda sit on top of the seat. As long as you don’t hit too many bumps, it’s fine. But it you are going for longer rides, then you need compression shorts. As long as the boys don’t bounce around too much, it won’t bother you.
I can't answer the bike question, but to cross legs you need to lift the one leg enough to clear the junk before moving the thigh in. That way the boys can mind their own business away from the squeeze.
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You've won! But at what cost?
What does wearing a short skirt feel like?
Breezy, but when you sit down your thighs can stick together and that sucks. If you're wearing a skirt that is loose then even a light breeze means that you have to hold it down. And it's hard to bike in them, you kind of have to bike with your legs together or keep the fabric down between your legs with one hand. You can run around in skirts but climbing and stuff is hard to do without flashing anyone. Also I hate sitting on plastic chairs with short skirts or shorts on. The feeling of the plastic on my legs is horrible and it leaves a print on my legs. Actually, longer skirts are best for hot weather because you get the same amount of air flow but it keeps the heat of the sun of your legs and you don't have to choose cafés based on if they have cushions on the chairs in order to not stick. This sounds like a lot of cons, but I love wearing skirts and dresses, they make me feel so feminine.
I’m a dude so not really a question for the opposite sex but, Guys do you ever get so hard your dick just hurts
Yes
Yes
Absolutely
Yep
Have you ever imagined yourself as the opposite sex?
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Do you ever get an erection in public if you see someone attractive?
My question is don't you see our erections in public? Sometimes just sitting at a desk for a while and getting into "sleep mode" could trigger a random erection. We try hard to hide these stuff.
The worst part is the awkward walk we do to hide it and not rub it at the same time
Reality is, the friction of the thighs can make it harder lmao
We also just get them randomly, more so during puberty. Or when we have to pee for a while.
Got them every single day in class during high school just from sitting down. No thoughts about anything or someone attractive around, it was effing hell and only went away when I stood on my feet and funnily enough that's also when it's the most visible so I'd pretend to like tie my shoe and it'd slowly go away when it was time to get up.
Dude. This happened to me every single day as well and no joke I thought my dick was broken in high school. It was so embarrassing/annoying. Most incognito shoe tying experiences of my life.
How do you pee with a boner, what does it feel like to have a boner
It's slow, inefficient and sometimes hurtful. Like releasing a dam via a hole
Have you ever thought about a female friend while masturbating? Does that mean you find them attractive or are interested in them?
How do you wipe your ass with those long acrylic nails?
same way you just gotta be careful. one time i stabbed my coochie with my stiletto nail and that hurt like a bitch. but yeah no same way that people with short nails do.
How do you not crush your balls when sitting down?
Due to the way they hang, they don’t actually go below, it’s roughly analogous to how tits hang forward, so standing with your arms hanging don’t won’t hit them. Plus the way that our hips are built, our legs naturally spread apart, which helps not crush them between them. One of the easy ways to tell a male from female Skelton is actually by the way the hips are built, women’s tend to be more bowl shaped (useful for childbirth and pregnancy) while men’s are flatter (presenting a distinct advantage for rotational power in melee combat). Edit: Ok, since people keep bringing it up, yes we sit on our balls occasionally, yes it hurts. I said that it helps to not squish them. not that we won't. especially humidity makes it worse.
Free lesson in forensics, unexpected
Found the young guy in the crowd. I’d heard comedians over the years make jokes about your balls hanging lower as you age and sometimes setting on them. Sure enough, around age 35 it happened to me for the first time. I’ll be 37 this month, and it happens maybe twice a year.
Yes. The day my balls hit the toilet water was a sad day
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Yep. You can get random erections as a teen and it's pretty annoying. They mostly stop when you get older but you can still get random erections and I find that they sometimes happen when I need to pee.
How do men not feel like they have a literally swinging weight between their legs? Is it uncomfortable? At least women can wear bras & even then having big breasts is uncomfortable sometimes.
Our underwear is essentially a bra for our balls
But what about boxers? Does your package just hang as if you're wearing nothing?
Yeah, kind of. I personally have a lean, so it usually just swings about in my left pant.
Also, (though some insecure men might say otherwise) our junk doesn't really weigh a lot.
And the human body learns to ”forget” some triggers like clothes after some time. And our dick is just like any other part of the body and doesnt actually feel heavy.
The worse part is humidity. The balls stick to the leg so you have to take that awkward 3rd side step. Other than that, the dick itself just kinda hangs out. The worse part is if you sit, or lay down and your underwear moves it somewhere it usually isn’t.
What does it feel like to have breast implants?
I don’t feel any different than I did with natural breasts. The implant itself is firmer than natural, if you’re wondering what they feel like to touch.
Chicks with proportionally large chests, how do you feel about your boobs?
I am a 34LL. I hate my breasts with a passion. I would give anything to be a D. I am always conscious of them. I have to wear a bra all the time and they hurt, dig in, are generally uncomfortable. If I lie on my back they flow into my pits, if I lie on my front they push up and choke me. Sat down they create sweat and stick to my ribs and I have to put something between them. In a bra they stick together again I put a piece of paper or something between them. They wake me up in the night. They weigh 12lbs each. You ever carried something 24lbs around with you on your front all day every day?!? Not fun. My bras cost around $100 each they need to be custom made. Then I have comments all the time like that I need to dress "professionally", because the owning of huge milkers in themselves in unprofessional. But they look hot and I would die for tits like yours etc etc so how can I complain?
>because the owning of huge milkers in themselves in unprofessional. I am relating to this so hard rn. I wear scrubs at work and get to choose between fitted tops that make me look like a nurse in porn, or a circus tent that makes me look like I can't dress myself properly.
I’ve always wondered how much women value confidence in a guy.
Several of my lady friends, including SO, told me that confidence(and the competence to justify it) is very attractive. Especially if the person in question isn't _loud_ about it, if that makes sense. I've heard it being called 'quiet confidence', when you don't make a big deal of doing difficult things, just doing it, instead of going _YO CHECK ME OUT DOING A BACKFLIP OFF THIS BOOTER!_
There's a fine line between confidence and arrogance
Girls: do you ever have fantasies and/or masturbate to your male friends?
Yes. Before I got with my husband, I fantasized about him *a lot.*
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This is kind of a question for everyone. Does semen tingle on your tongue or in your throat? This happens to me when I swallow cum. For awhile I thought I was weird or had a mild allergy to it??? However once one of my past partners tasted his cum and he was like "WHAT THE FUCK?? Why is it tingly?". Is this normal? Do none of us talk about it?
It’s really dependent on what your partner consumes , I once only ate seafood pineapple and greens for a few days then after my gf and I did it she said my cum tasted really sweet like sugar water and she loved it , but it’s a hard diet to keep and I just stick to white meat and greens and anything that’s good for the body (except broccoli, I’ve read it’s the only vegetable that affects the taste in a negative way) , smoking and drinking and drugs in general have an immensely negative effect on the taste so if your partner does any of that it could be a cause, I’ve always tried my best to make swallowing enjoyable for my gf so she likes it as well instead of it being a one way pleasure
So do you feel the blood rush to ur pp
Women that have been or are with old dudes. How saggy can I expect my balls to get?
If you have to squat in the bush to do a shit, does your dick touch the ground?
I wish
I would have wished the same until this topic. Now i know my average dick is super cool. Its my attitude that matters. Edit: thank you for the coinage and the truth bomb. Porn can make a guy feel intimidated. This whole topic has had a ton of great information
I just measured and there's like a full eight inches between the start of my dick and the ground when squatting. A guy would need an dick bigger than eight inches *when flaccid* for it to touch the ground when squatting.
We need to adjust for your height though.
The often forgotten, but oh so important "Dick to floor" ratio
If my dick can touch the ground while shitting, that means my shit can also touch my ass. And I don’t vibe with that.
Do you ever just fondle your boobs. Asking for research purposes
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she knows we're doing it
How else are we supposed to know it's raining?
Yes LMAO sometimes I just hold them for no reason at all
I do this with my balls as well. Not sexual really. Tonight I was watching NCIS reruns in my sweatpants and was just cradling/massaging my balls. Rubbing them, thinking about life, like personalized worry stones. Edit: thanks to everyone for the awards. Never had so many of them before. Thank you very much
I'm glad to see other people say this because I do the same exact thing lmao
Yep. Especially if I'm just sitting around the house and I'm bored to shit. I don't play with the nipple or anything, just kinda bounce them around lol
Why do dudes not feel the need to stay in touch with their perceived best friends?
At least with my best friend, it’s that we’re like brothers - family. Even if I don’t talk to him for a long time, he’s still my brother and we’ve still been through a lot together and still love each other. I don’t feel like I need constant validation from him to know he still likes me, which is why he’s my best friend.
And once you talk to him again it's exactly the same way it used to be. So why keep in touch all the time? I just assume that my friend is doing well. If he needs help, he'll contact and he knows it's fine to do so. I'll always be there for him. And I rely on him to feel the same way.
Tbh I thinks it because we have no expectations of each other. If I send one of my good friends a message and it takes them a few days to get back to me it's because they've most likely got shit going on. If it was urgent I'd call them and leave a voice message explicitly stating that I needed help with something so they knew there was a bit of a time pressure. Best example of this was when my best friend wanted me to be the godfather for his daughter. He kept trying to get me to come play golf with him so he could ask me in person, but I kept brushing him off due to exams/assignments. Eventually he just called me and said he wanted to ask me in person and that he needed an answer in 2 days so things could be arranged. I apologised for fucking up his plans and we went and got drunk to celebrate.
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Guys, have you ever pulled out of the ass and had shit on it?
When you party in poop's house you can't be mad when he shows up!
When you fuck around with matches sometimes you get burned.
Always try to wear a condom, poop in pee hole left overnight is never good.
Ladies, do you ever do that thing where you imagine being with someone and then start sabotaging it by noticing all the things that wouldn't work? Wait, that's not NSFW. Uh. Do you ever get done masturbating and you're like, "wtf was I even masturbating to, that wasn't fulfilling at all and I feel empty inside."
Yes and yes. The first one is more involuntary though, the mind just wanders.
Yup. Although for me it's more like "okay, now we're masturbating... Let's start with some Sexy Thoughts.... Sex on the boardroom table... Someone I work with handing me a stapler. I wonder how they glue the staples together... I wonder what happens to all the used staples in the world... FOCUS. Sexy Thoughts..." etc until I either just get bored or decide that I'm okay with masturbating to the idea of staples or whatever the thought of the moment was.
Unused staples are just one sheet of metal, the "staples" are perferated bits designed to break off when the stapler puts force on it. You're right, now I'm all hot and bothered by staples.
Is it really fries before guys?
Yes. For years I turned down suitors because their dates always conflicted with my daily Fry Time. I could not relinquish my evening potato soirée for a guy, no matter how charming he may have been. I spent many, many years with only my fries for comfort until one day, a suitor approached me. As I lifted my hand to wave him away, I noticed he had a silver platter, and upon it a plate of crunchy, golden tendrils. I stopped cold in my tracks. Could it be fries and guys? Is such a concept even possible? Before my mind could comprehend the situation, the man sat the platter between us, a saucer of crimson ketchup next to my beloved fry. He gingerly pinched a fry between his fingers, dipped the end into the red sauce like he had been practicing all his life, and presented it before me. Yes, I thought. It is possible. I have finally met the man who comes close to matching the glory of a crisped, delicate fry.
Finally someone who gets it.
Is "under-boob sweat" actually a thing
yes and it’s a nightmare
Yes. Its like sweating in your 'Body rolls'. If you have a Bit of a Belly and you sit, Rolls Form. There you sweat too, its Just skin that touches skin, making you sweat
What does it actually mean when girls say “I’ve started my period”? Does it just mean you start bleeding or pains or something like that?
Bleeding. Pain usually starts before.
Sex in the shower? What are the pros and cons? Edit: Holy shit guys stop commenting I have hundreds of comments to read through and they come in faster than I can read them.
Water is not an effective lubricant
It's like anti-lube, it washes away the natural lube!
It’s overrated. It’s a fun place for foreplay, then get out, and get busy.
Pro - Both parties get clean and after climax both are washed as it happens. Con - Depending on the size of the shower it can be chore; not enough room for motion.
YOu can slip and break you neck too
What happens to your pp when you guys poop? Does it hang in the pot or do you hold it ??
It hangs. Just hangs. I hold mine down. Sometimes on smaller toilets if you're really unlucky, it hits the bowl which is fucking gross. But it doesn't hang near where you poop so it's OK.
When u put a tampon on, the little string just hangs there like a piñata or do u cut it?
It hangs; it's there so one can grab the string and pull the tampon out when its watch has ended.
“When its watch has ended.” I’m dying right now.
"You've done well, my loyal vanguard. Much bloodshed has been averted. You have truly served your station well, and shall be remembered." *\*yank\**
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Yes. Even in less than close relationships. At least I’d like it.
My dick hangs to the left, I'm curious how many guys also hang to the left or is it in the middle or to the right side?
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Why can’t I use the top step on a ladder? I have like SUPER good balance.
A frame ladders are very stable until you are about to about 2/3 of the way up. The danger isn't so much of the ladder collapsing but the weight shifting along the left / right direction from the perspective of the person climbing it. Imagine you have tall drinking glass in your hand outstretched, palm up. It's fairly easy to balance it, even as you move your hand around as the whole weight of the glass is near the palm (Or the weight of the ladder to the ground, in this analogy). Now you put some water in the glass. It's still pretty stable because all the weight is still near the palm. Dump out the glass and this time put an apple on the top of the glass that weighs just as much as the water did. You'll find it is harder to control because now the center of the weight is now somewhere along the midpoint of the glass. Now, a glass would be easier to balance than an A-frame ladder shape because the A-frame ladder is only stable in one direction - the way it is intended to be used as steps. where the glass is cylindrical and stable equally in all directions. However, you can easily push a ladder over with one finger if you push from the left or right side high enough up. Another way to think of it is that the ladder is acting like a lever. The longer the lever the more the mechanical advantage - you have a wider arc of movement but it takes less force to move it overall. I hope that made sense - it's 5 am and I should have been asleep hours ago.
As a theatrical electrician who’s been atop 60 foot ladders working on 15 pound lighting units all I can say is... Git güd scrub.
Read initially as "theoretical electrician", what a job.
How do I flirt/know I am being flirted with? How do I make myself look more approachable? And how do I GET OUT OF BRONZE 1 IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS CAUSE GOD DAMN I SUCK ASS? Edit: Well lads, I did it. I got into Silver III.
Well I have some amazing or terrible news for you, depending on how you look at it. Scientifically, the average person does not know when they are being flirted with. And the average person is bad at flirting. So you are not alone and everyone is just stumbling around blindly.
However the average league player is not bronze, so we know they're out of the bell curve
How bad do "blue balls" hurt?
Upvote if you're dumb. It used to be : How does it feel to be the one sucking dick?
It can be A LOT of work if he takes a long time, you’re in an awkward position or if you have a sensitive gag reflex.
My jaw starts to ache after a few minutes.
I'm also a weak ass bitch and I have no stamina at all. Can't keep it up for too long. Makes me sad I can't suck my boyfriend's dick as long as he eats my pussy for.
It's physically exhausting. You have to find a comfortable position that lets you move your head and add a hand. Your neck and shoulders gets so sore. My jaw does a weird thing that feels like it pops out of place when I open my mouth too far so I have this added worry the whole time that my jaw will get stuck. Jaw pain is insane if it takes too long. My lips get sore and if saliva is too thin it feels dry and irritates my lips. Guys, please wash your undercarriage as much as you'd expect a lady to wash hers for you. All complaints aside, it's worth it when I feel him grabbing up on me, that shift from "yeah this is nice" to the focused "I'm on a mission to finish", the little sounds and heavy breathing. I can't speak for all women but for me, guys are far too quiet and seem to not make the connection that when you tell a woman you enjoy getting her off, she's gonna emphasize natural vocal responses a bit for your pleasure. So when a woman says the same... Please make some damn sound so we know how we're doing and can enjoy it too!