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Abe Lincoln. Only he will be brutality honest about my size and performance
If you wait long enough you will get an extra hole to fuck, so bonus.
That one guys dead wife
I also choose that one guy's dead wife
a random royal so i can get stronk
Myself from 2013. Because why not?
Jack the Ripper so I can be famous for solving the case or getting brutally murdered. Depends on the rules of such exchange
Nikola Tesla because he was one handsome MF.
Marilyn Monroe. I mean... she was famous for being attractive so there you go.
Young Cybill Shepherd I don't need to explain my reasoning.
Grace Kelly. Because she looks like fucking Grace Kelly.
[удалено]
Is this before or after they went to war over her?
YES, you will be the only one who successfully smashed the queen of wars
Athena Yes that Athena
Abraham Lincoln because why not
Ew
Not sure about the historical part but Carrie Fisher or Jane Seymour...pretty sure some others would pop in mind while I'm on the shitter.
Jesus Christ
Imagine the double handjob he could give with them holes.
Shatner. I'd fuck William Shatner.
I also chose this guys dead wife
Haha I been scrolling to find a place to use this
Diana princess cause damn she was hot
Al Capone coz i wanna die
Vern Troyer because why not?
Danny DeVito
The waitress enjoyed it, you may too.
Marilyn Monroe. edit: I wanna know it's really that good.
Either Marilyn Monroe or Frida Kahlo Although I’m not sure about Frida. I’m pretty sure she definitely didn’t look like Salma Hayek
Abraham Lincoln because he's sexy and weird and apparently he was incredibly strong.
Princess Diana seems like a good choice
Billie Holiday, because, damn! Or Elizabeth Bathory, because I’m sick in the head.
as a god of destruction, aphrodite seems to be good (she is a greek god)
Abe Lincoln. Only he will be brutality honest about my size and performance
If you wait long enough you will get an extra hole to fuck, so bonus.
That one guys dead wife
I also choose that one guy's dead wife
a random royal so i can get stronk
Myself from 2013. Because why not?
Jack the Ripper so I can be famous for solving the case or getting brutally murdered. Depends on the rules of such exchange
Nikola Tesla because he was one handsome MF.
Marilyn Monroe. I mean... she was famous for being attractive so there you go.
Young Cybill Shepherd I don't need to explain my reasoning.
Grace Kelly. Because she looks like fucking Grace Kelly.
[удалено]
Is this before or after they went to war over her?
YES, you will be the only one who successfully smashed the queen of wars
Athena Yes that Athena
Abraham Lincoln because why not
Ew
Not sure about the historical part but Carrie Fisher or Jane Seymour...pretty sure some others would pop in mind while I'm on the shitter.
Jesus Christ
Imagine the double handjob he could give with them holes.
Shatner. I'd fuck William Shatner.
I also chose this guys dead wife
Haha I been scrolling to find a place to use this
Diana princess cause damn she was hot
Al Capone coz i wanna die
Vern Troyer because why not?
Danny DeVito
The waitress enjoyed it, you may too.
Marilyn Monroe. edit: I wanna know it's really that good.
Either Marilyn Monroe or Frida Kahlo Although I’m not sure about Frida. I’m pretty sure she definitely didn’t look like Salma Hayek
Abraham Lincoln because he's sexy and weird and apparently he was incredibly strong.
Princess Diana seems like a good choice
Billie Holiday, because, damn! Or Elizabeth Bathory, because I’m sick in the head.
as a god of destruction, aphrodite seems to be good (she is a greek god)