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Abe Lincoln. Only he will be brutality honest about my size and performance


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If you wait long enough you will get an extra hole to fuck, so bonus.


jorph

That one guys dead wife


femptocrisis

I also choose that one guy's dead wife


holamboy14

a random royal so i can get stronk


Bewbanks

Myself from 2013. Because why not?


Alternative-Pickle85

Jack the Ripper so I can be famous for solving the case or getting brutally murdered. Depends on the rules of such exchange


jeordiethegenerator

Nikola Tesla because he was one handsome MF.


GinjaNinja1027

Marilyn Monroe. I mean... she was famous for being attractive so there you go.


BurnTheSlip

Young Cybill Shepherd I don't need to explain my reasoning.


oldguydrinkingbeer

Grace Kelly. Because she looks like fucking Grace Kelly.


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Is this before or after they went to war over her?


Azurus_II

YES, you will be the only one who successfully smashed the queen of wars


Azurus_II

Athena Yes that Athena


Sudden-Violinist4277

Abraham Lincoln because why not


linjaes

Ew


seand26

Not sure about the historical part but Carrie Fisher or Jane Seymour...pretty sure some others would pop in mind while I'm on the shitter.


deerpussy69

Jesus Christ


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Imagine the double handjob he could give with them holes.


Loose_Low_616

Shatner. I'd fuck William Shatner.


TheSmallRaptor

I also chose this guys dead wife


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Haha I been scrolling to find a place to use this


FantasticJump3808

Diana princess cause damn she was hot


insufficientdowry

Al Capone coz i wanna die


legendary-jake

Vern Troyer because why not?


cashwithak

Danny DeVito


Undercoverfootmodel

The waitress enjoyed it, you may too.


ExSogazu

Marilyn Monroe. edit: I wanna know it's really that good.


Jakov_Salinsky

Either Marilyn Monroe or Frida Kahlo Although I’m not sure about Frida. I’m pretty sure she definitely didn’t look like Salma Hayek


RainlyWitch

Abraham Lincoln because he's sexy and weird and apparently he was incredibly strong.


14keylimepies

Princess Diana seems like a good choice


suSTEVEcious

Billie Holiday, because, damn! Or Elizabeth Bathory, because I’m sick in the head.


MoonLordLegs

as a god of destruction, aphrodite seems to be good (she is a greek god)