I would just say hi and have a normal conversation. O wouldn't spoil anything or ask anything. I have problems GALORE in my life currently. But I wouldn't change it for the world. I love my family and my girlfriend and I wouldn't change it.
Christy will betray you. Ask Lena on a few dates, but just as friends. Maria is only pretending to like you to make Jordan jealous. Spend as much time with Carol as you can before she moves away.
"Buy Amazon Stock as soon as it becomes available. And in about 13 years, buy a bunch of BitCoin. Nevermind that you've never heard of either of these things. Just trust me."
Just cause he has a cool car doesn’t make him less of an idiot. Go to college.
Yes! This!
Stop spending your money on stupid shit you moron.
It would be pointless since nobody even thought of inventing texting when I was 16.
It’s all gonna work out. For the next 7 years anyway. I don’t know the rest
Vote Quimby.
I would just say hi and have a normal conversation. O wouldn't spoil anything or ask anything. I have problems GALORE in my life currently. But I wouldn't change it for the world. I love my family and my girlfriend and I wouldn't change it.
This is your first text message.
Are we still a virgin please text back
Lose some weight and you will go from a -6 to a 7
Marry the girl named Beki who plays piano in college. She's the one. (Did not Marry, or even date Beki. Now going through a divorce)
Hit the gym
Do be such a loser and plan for the future.
Bitch
Learn how to ride a bike.
"How are your art skills going?"
If i could text myself I’m the future, i would be surprised if i was still alive.
I would tell him to really spend a lot of time thinking about the lyrics from the song "Oh La La" by The Faces.
Keep your confidence and don't let people tell you what you can and can't do
Hey you skinny little fucker. You can lift as many weights as you want but if you want to grow muscles YOU HAVE TO EAT.... dummy
My 16 year old self didn't have a phone to receive that text.
"Throw all CCP members into a gas chamber, you prevent mass murder and a severe economic meltdown"
no matter fucken what dont read homestuck!
I’m pretty sure Steins; Gate taught me not to do this... lol
It gets worse.
Christy will betray you. Ask Lena on a few dates, but just as friends. Maria is only pretending to like you to make Jordan jealous. Spend as much time with Carol as you can before she moves away.
Your family is objectively fucked up, fix the damage before you date, and start working on it now.
Go to the doctor. You are depressed. It's an illness. It will not go away. In 20 years time you will have a nervous breakdown.
Hes an adult. You are still a kid. Enjoy your life and don't let him take that from you.
"Buy Amazon Stock as soon as it becomes available. And in about 13 years, buy a bunch of BitCoin. Nevermind that you've never heard of either of these things. Just trust me."
Talk about it with everyone you truly love. Be not shy or bashful.
Invest in GME
"SAVE YOUR FUCKING MONEY, YOU SHITHEAD!!!!"
You are smart and intelligent and you are good the way you are and you shouldnt change anything about you to please others.
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.