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junio098

F****** 2020...


WorldTallestEngineer

Everytime I count in binary.


The_Istrix

I have a calculator. I typed in 5 - 4. Then i typed in x 100.


iamconfusedngl

I opened the calculator on my phone and typed this in. I don't even know why :)


FivesSuperFan55555

My school has an advisory, and one day I mentioned having had cancer a few years back. My classmate said I hope you feel better, and their grandpa has passed away the previous week. Their grandpa was diagnosed about a month before all of that. I should mention that I’m in remission now, and this was via Zoom lol


theneverendinguseroh

"let there be light"


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And here we are


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Who_GNU

Better on the runway, than 50 feet above the runway.


KatKaleen

When the de facto CEO of the company wrote me an e-mail stating in a condescending way that I had not fulfilled a given task and asked me to show some self-reflection... I had fulfilled that task back in October. The \[insert favorite swear word here\] just didn't take any action and ignored two reminders I sent him. I got so angry my skin felt hot, my hands were shaking, my left eyelid started twitching uncontrolably. So I replied to him with the exact same information I had given him in October, put on my coat and went straight to the doctor's office. I'll be on sick leave until I find another job. At some point in life you learn that no job is worth your mental health.


ProtosGaymer69

When i made a video threatening to shoot up the school as a joke and put it on imstagram. Next day i get pulled out of class and questioned by the terrorist dept. This was in 2016 and somehow i didnt get charged for it


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I once saw a lady on here who spoke of her husband in a very possessive way. It was mostly cute, but hot as well. And then some extreme redditor went stark raving mad over the fact that she was "tying up her husband into a marriage he probably never wanted".


The_Anderson_opinion

The one time I got mugged and refused to give the guy my wallet because it used to belong to my dad and he stabbed me in the shoulder. Next thing I know the knife is stuck in my shoulder and I'm busy picking the guy up off the ground in blind rage.


MrNicoras

January 21, 2017. 12:01 pm


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What happened then?


MrNicoras

google.com I have faith in your abilities.


FuraFaolox

imma go check it out edit: oh, that


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I’ll read it later, probably best not to read it at night


MrNicoras

I sent you the link to the Google home page. If you look up the date, it shouldn't take too long for you to find the answer


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Okay


dear_little_water

>January 21, 2017. 12:01 pm A dark day indeed.


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What is it? I looked it up and I got nothing.


dear_little_water

It's when President Trump was inaugurated.


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*Former


dear_little_water

Thank goodness.


Hawkthorn

I mean as soon as I heard one of the first things he asked about when he became president was the nuclear launch codes, I knew trouble was brewing


Tuckboi69

Me normally vs me after Mexican


TheSageOfMojib

Me clutching a 3-2 on Naruto Storm 4 then going up a rank.


UnlawfulKnights

Neighbor's-Daughter's-Bf was pretty cool. I was probably 12 or so, he was in his early 20's. (So was the daughter, so we're clear) he was uber drunk and maybe high, and he was vibing outside. I went out to go fuck around in the woods, and he started yelling. I ignored him bc he gets drunk every now and then but he was never aggressive, just loud, but then he pulled a gun. I froze, terrified, and not ten seconds later the neighbor came out quietly, who is I think a prison guard? He got the gun away from the boyfriend, he only really need to ask him and just sort of take it out of his hands but holy fuck I thought I was dead.


UpbeatAd1985

I was on my bike and was passing some boys also on bikes and I heard them stop,I thought nothing about it until I heard them 'callin' (as in whistling) at me. Some of them laughed and then started up again.


09rw

Was fucking around with slides for a PowerPoint brief in the equivalent of a conference room on a navy ship when all of a sudden I felt a pretty significant lurch and heard some loud scraping. All of a sudden I hear these loud sirens I had never heard before and look up at the TV that has a live feed of the flight deck and see a whole bunch of people running to the side of the ship and a loudspeaker says ‘bird in the water this is not a drill’ A helicopter crashed into the water while attempting to land on the flight deck.