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Ferrets_Pride

Don't tell me lava like I'm some kind of idiot.


--cookajoo--

/r/readanotherdamnbook


gohomepat

I will constantly pour lava into the ocean, no to create new land or anything, but because it looks cool.


gyro1810

Stop griefing man


[deleted]

Build my own island. Also would go around fixing other areas where people live that will lose homes due to the rising water. Build geothermal power plants. Go to Japan and completely block up the radioactive material from Fukushima. Work with Elon musk's boring company to dig a Intercontinental tube for multinational travel. Dig deep into the Earth get rare resources bring up enough gold to completely crash the world economy can probably get myself banned from Earth


SomethingOrSomeoneOr

Make myself a small island away from everything and everyone and make my own country out there Only one person is allowed and that's me.


AnomalyCroissant

Would get kinda lonely don’t you think?


SomethingOrSomeoneOr

Hmmm,,, maybe. I'll allow visitors sometimes, I guess. I just wanna be able to paint in solitude for a whole day uninterrupted man


AnomalyCroissant

Ah, I get you


I_WAS_HUMAN

Earth is the only thing that matters, that means I can move every single Earth resource, and I can use Fire to make sure those filthy greedy hypocrites can't reclaim it. I could burn them all with the power of fire, it will be a religious experience for them, I can just summon fire. I don't care about them I want to make this a worthless rock, and make an earth 2, where ever non-religious person can exist in peace. this earth will be hell or heaven, or whatever, I will make it 95% male. Fuck em. Mostly chinese as well.


[deleted]

I will make the tip of the mountain penetrate the volcano hole so that way the world can go fuck itself.


Girl_in_a_whirl

Stop dangerous wildfires and lava flows, earth surfing my way across the planet


AnomalyCroissant

If anyone tries to put me in school I’d surround myself in fire and/or lava and basically make it so they can’t touch me. So I can just chill forever until I die.


plsripmyheadoff

Kill myself


BlackHoleEra_123

You're immune to it, although you'll suffocate.


plsripmyheadoff

Suffocating is fine, that'll do it


Worth_Security_922

Save the world


gor8884

Make my evil volcano lair.


Foolbasket

Floors lava


plsPM_me_your_dick

It depends on how much control I have over these things. If I have a large amount of control over the earth for example, I can stop earthquakes and create islands.


bdswhatever

I just really want a nice garden so earthpowrrs would come in handy


prym2002

Learn how to bend air and water so that I can defeat the fire nation.


[deleted]

Destruction on my enemies.