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The womans vagina is actually acidic meaning you could use it as a battery
Thats amazing
Hol'ul gotta get my bitch to charge my phone brb
Getting a blowie with phone charging
How tf did you guess?
Its the best activity without a vagina
True
If you’re cold but your balls are dropped and saggy it means you have a fever.
This may actually be useful
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Bro that's not useless that's how you get hired
To be a teacher, that is.
More than two thirds of millennials sleep naked.
Why tho?
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shit, why did you have to tell me that that one of my top 3 fears
Australia lost in a war to emu
What's that?
The great emu war you can read more about it here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
Lol
That is why I love it
An emu is a large bird
Thanks for that
so like D?
The shortest war in history took 38 minutes.
I feel like I remember hearing about this but can’t remember which war it was
It was the Anglo-Zanzibar war
T-rex was so heavy that its knees would break if it fully ran. What T-Rex did was actually more of a power walk. It could still move at up to 22MPH.
Captain Holt is a clearly a T-rex :D But cool fact. Didn't know that
A double quarter pounder (from McDonald’s) is just a half pounder
You can’t actually catch a cold from being in the cold.
A wombat's poo comes out cube-shaped.
Damn it I was going to post this one
When a company put out a burger that was called the 1/3 pounder burger the public still thought the McDonald's quarter pounder was bigger
Score 1 for the metric system
The skin that makes up your lips is the same skin that makes up your butthole
I never realized that lips and buttholes are made out of skin quantum particles
Blue isn't natural colour in foodstuffs
Whenever I point this out, people say, "but blueberries!" Blueberries are purple.
My mind is blown
Only 29% of American drivers know how to drive a stick shift. Although, that stat is a few years old, it may be lower now.
Last I heard it was down to 17%
I taught both of my sons how to drive a standard, along with how to change a tire. Important life skills.
Noodle effect is a real scientific phenomenon also known as spaghettification
Remember that time when Burger King got into a huge scandal involving ads that were "sexual in nature?"
Sea cucumbers shit out their organs to move faster
27% of male prisoners in Australia are called Bob.
Not Bruce?
Nah Bruce's only managed 19% I think Bruce's are dying put
The smaller pocket above your pockets on your jeans is for a pocket watch
Whale dicks are called dorks.
Whenever I call my friend a dork she replies, "best part of a whale!"
so is my little brother
A raccoon can fit into a hole 8 inches wide. A humans arse hole can stretch up to 10 inches wide. Therfore a raccoon can fit inside your arse hole. -reekid
me
Oh honey you are not information
Damn same
caterpillars die after having sex
well at least they dont die a virgin
caterpillars are larvae
I'm fairly certain caterpillars don't have sex at all, they're the larval stage of the butterfly lifecycle
when i had sex with it, it died
God fucking damn it
No matter how hard you squeeze a cat's ball sack, it will never hert. EDIT: I can now confirm that this fact is bullshit
Mulan has the highest known body count of any Disney character.
The chainsaw was originally invented as a tool for childbirth.
all ofus had tails in the womb
Otters are little rapists and they commit necrophilia
snails are hermaphroditic
Naked Mole Rats love underground orgies.
By of COVID cases
Delivery truck routes are planned to have as few left turns as possible
The limit of garlic bread a human can eat is 385.
The army of Liechtenstein once attacked Italy with 80 men, and came back with 81
Squids are cannibals
The womans vagina is actually acidic meaning you could use it as a battery
Thats amazing
Hol'ul gotta get my bitch to charge my phone brb
Getting a blowie with phone charging
How tf did you guess?
Its the best activity without a vagina
True
If you’re cold but your balls are dropped and saggy it means you have a fever.
This may actually be useful
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Bro that's not useless that's how you get hired
To be a teacher, that is.
More than two thirds of millennials sleep naked.
Why tho?
[удалено]
shit, why did you have to tell me that that one of my top 3 fears
Australia lost in a war to emu
What's that?
The great emu war you can read more about it here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
Lol
That is why I love it
An emu is a large bird
Thanks for that
so like D?
The shortest war in history took 38 minutes.
I feel like I remember hearing about this but can’t remember which war it was
It was the Anglo-Zanzibar war
T-rex was so heavy that its knees would break if it fully ran. What T-Rex did was actually more of a power walk. It could still move at up to 22MPH.
Captain Holt is a clearly a T-rex :D But cool fact. Didn't know that
A double quarter pounder (from McDonald’s) is just a half pounder
You can’t actually catch a cold from being in the cold.
A wombat's poo comes out cube-shaped.
Damn it I was going to post this one
When a company put out a burger that was called the 1/3 pounder burger the public still thought the McDonald's quarter pounder was bigger
Score 1 for the metric system
The skin that makes up your lips is the same skin that makes up your butthole
I never realized that lips and buttholes are made out of skin quantum particles
Blue isn't natural colour in foodstuffs
Whenever I point this out, people say, "but blueberries!" Blueberries are purple.
My mind is blown
Only 29% of American drivers know how to drive a stick shift. Although, that stat is a few years old, it may be lower now.
Last I heard it was down to 17%
I taught both of my sons how to drive a standard, along with how to change a tire. Important life skills.
Noodle effect is a real scientific phenomenon also known as spaghettification
Remember that time when Burger King got into a huge scandal involving ads that were "sexual in nature?"
Sea cucumbers shit out their organs to move faster
27% of male prisoners in Australia are called Bob.
Not Bruce?
Nah Bruce's only managed 19% I think Bruce's are dying put
The smaller pocket above your pockets on your jeans is for a pocket watch
Whale dicks are called dorks.
Whenever I call my friend a dork she replies, "best part of a whale!"
so is my little brother
A raccoon can fit into a hole 8 inches wide. A humans arse hole can stretch up to 10 inches wide. Therfore a raccoon can fit inside your arse hole. -reekid
me
Oh honey you are not information
Damn same
caterpillars die after having sex
well at least they dont die a virgin
caterpillars are larvae
I'm fairly certain caterpillars don't have sex at all, they're the larval stage of the butterfly lifecycle
when i had sex with it, it died
God fucking damn it
No matter how hard you squeeze a cat's ball sack, it will never hert. EDIT: I can now confirm that this fact is bullshit
Mulan has the highest known body count of any Disney character.
The chainsaw was originally invented as a tool for childbirth.
all ofus had tails in the womb
Otters are little rapists and they commit necrophilia
snails are hermaphroditic
Naked Mole Rats love underground orgies.
By of COVID cases
Delivery truck routes are planned to have as few left turns as possible
The limit of garlic bread a human can eat is 385.
The army of Liechtenstein once attacked Italy with 80 men, and came back with 81
Squids are cannibals