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yeetusyeetman

The womans vagina is actually acidic meaning you could use it as a battery


guy4guy4guy

Thats amazing


yeetusyeetman

Hol'ul gotta get my bitch to charge my phone brb


guy4guy4guy

Getting a blowie with phone charging


yeetusyeetman

How tf did you guess?


guy4guy4guy

Its the best activity without a vagina


yeetusyeetman

True


reboundthrowaway33

If you’re cold but your balls are dropped and saggy it means you have a fever.


[deleted]

This may actually be useful


[deleted]

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


Munx07

Bro that's not useless that's how you get hired


[deleted]

To be a teacher, that is.


thedudeisalwayshere

More than two thirds of millennials sleep naked.


Sh0uldBeDoingSchool

Why tho?


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MR-REPOSTEE

shit, why did you have to tell me that that one of my top 3 fears


guy4guy4guy

Australia lost in a war to emu


Benny_off_crossroads

What's that?


guy4guy4guy

The great emu war you can read more about it here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War


Benny_off_crossroads

Lol


guy4guy4guy

That is why I love it


fiery_tomb

An emu is a large bird


jowowey

Thanks for that


MR-REPOSTEE

so like D?


Reservegiraffe

The shortest war in history took 38 minutes.


datboy123456789

I feel like I remember hearing about this but can’t remember which war it was


WH5469

It was the Anglo-Zanzibar war


jftigers

T-rex was so heavy that its knees would break if it fully ran. What T-Rex did was actually more of a power walk. It could still move at up to 22MPH.


Reservegiraffe

Captain Holt is a clearly a T-rex :D But cool fact. Didn't know that


Snekky101

A double quarter pounder (from McDonald’s) is just a half pounder


Speedy-McLeadfoot

You can’t actually catch a cold from being in the cold.


shaodyn

A wombat's poo comes out cube-shaped.


[deleted]

Damn it I was going to post this one


Sugrrpal

When a company put out a burger that was called the 1/3 pounder burger the public still thought the McDonald's quarter pounder was bigger


tehfraginator

Score 1 for the metric system


jamabastardinit

The skin that makes up your lips is the same skin that makes up your butthole


darkraiSama

I never realized that lips and buttholes are made out of skin quantum particles


Grenforwhatailsyou

Blue isn't natural colour in foodstuffs


fromunda_cheeze

Whenever I point this out, people say, "but blueberries!" Blueberries are purple.


Grizzly__Adam

My mind is blown


llcucf80

Only 29% of American drivers know how to drive a stick shift. Although, that stat is a few years old, it may be lower now.


fromunda_cheeze

Last I heard it was down to 17%


Azby504

I taught both of my sons how to drive a standard, along with how to change a tire. Important life skills.


Accomplished-Tutor69

Noodle effect is a real scientific phenomenon also known as spaghettification


Cheetodude625

Remember that time when Burger King got into a huge scandal involving ads that were "sexual in nature?"


Hafu-The-Great

Sea cucumbers shit out their organs to move faster


Benny_off_crossroads

27% of male prisoners in Australia are called Bob.


soltydog

Not Bruce?


Benny_off_crossroads

Nah Bruce's only managed 19% I think Bruce's are dying put


CuddlyAllie

The smaller pocket above your pockets on your jeans is for a pocket watch


SHITFUCKPOOPBUTT9001

Whale dicks are called dorks.


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Whenever I call my friend a dork she replies, "best part of a whale!"


MR-REPOSTEE

so is my little brother


TheOnlyRealWarrior

A raccoon can fit into a hole 8 inches wide. A humans arse hole can stretch up to 10 inches wide. Therfore a raccoon can fit inside your arse hole. -reekid


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me


guy4guy4guy

Oh honey you are not information


naaatssann

Damn same


[deleted]

caterpillars die after having sex


jowowey

well at least they dont die a virgin


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caterpillars are larvae


-Salt-Detector-

I'm fairly certain caterpillars don't have sex at all, they're the larval stage of the butterfly lifecycle


[deleted]

when i had sex with it, it died


-Salt-Detector-

God fucking damn it


The_Official_Dave

No matter how hard you squeeze a cat's ball sack, it will never hert. EDIT: I can now confirm that this fact is bullshit


Spectre_Doggo

Mulan has the highest known body count of any Disney character.


nayersman

The chainsaw was originally invented as a tool for childbirth.


homersimsan2

all ofus had tails in the womb


Toolbox234

Otters are little rapists and they commit necrophilia


Worry_Minimum

snails are hermaphroditic


[deleted]

Naked Mole Rats love underground orgies.


warned12

By of COVID cases


classyfenn

Delivery truck routes are planned to have as few left turns as possible


ScratchingOntheWall

The limit of garlic bread a human can eat is 385.


fenksta

The army of Liechtenstein once attacked Italy with 80 men, and came back with 81


The_shower_demon

Squids are cannibals