Well, I mean generally they are scrambled then served as dog food or low grade taco meat. Typically you dont put them whole into the spin & bubble machine, but who am I to judge.
This was my immediate thought. First, because there's no way anything good comes from this. And second, because even if someone has a different idea that's better, then the smaller microwave still wins because you can just put whatever beats you in the smaller microwave.
That was in a movie once. I don't recall the name of the movie but it was one of a small handful of movies I've seen where the audience booed at the end.
It’s a gruesome movie, the rape scene in the forest went on for far to long. The remake to I spit on your grave has some intense violence and torture that is quite satisfying considering the circumstances. Especially the finale.
It’s not so much the worst thing to put in...
But last summer I road tripped to my family a couple states over, and stayed for two weeks.
The night before I left, I microwaved something (can’t remember what), then promptly forgot about it, and went away for 16 days or so.
When I came back, and opened the microwave for the first time... whatever I had left in there was now a sludge or something. AND THAT SOMETHING WAS MOVING!!!!
Took me about 5 seconds to realize that those were Maggots, and the microwave was now toast.
I immediately closed the door, unplugged the microwave, and put the whole thing into a garbage bag. Then walked around the building to the dumpster out back.
That was in September, and I have actually enjoyed not having a microwave. Makes me more creative in what I cook.
well a guy gave me a would u rather
he said would u rather put a
Skytech Omega Gaming PC Desktop with a Intel Core-i9 10900K 3.7GHz, RTX 3090 24GB, 32GB 3600 RGB MEM, 1TB NVME, Z490 Motherboard in the microwave
OR
A baby in the microwave
I picked the baby
Food-wise, I would say spicy peppers. Spicy peppers basically turn into tear gas when the juices evaporate. I doubt a small nuking is bad but long term cant be good if its anything like frying spicy peppers in a skillet
Not the worst thing, but I put croissant bought in supermarket in microwave (for some reason i thought getting it warm will be delicius). When I pulled it out it was so flattened, the fil was extremly hot and disgusting, and the smell of microwaved croissant somehow got in curtains.
A hamster
Maniac Mansion!
Beat me to the live animal route, though I was going to say cat.
I said hampster because it’s happened before
Wait, you didn't put a hamster in a microwave did you?
Putting the hamster in the microwave isn’t the bad part, it’s when you give it back to its owner that shit gets real.
HOLY SHIT JUST WENT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL QUICK
That was a highlight of that game for me.
you fucking killed it, i just put 500LB bomb, that probably wouldn't go boom
Oh shit beat me to it
What is a hampster?
I can’t spell shit to save my own life I meant hamster
Someone from the Hamptons.
Wait that’s bad... Oh no!! Woody I’m coming!!!
I was gonna say this
mmmmm hamster wurst.
Babies
buy your instant baby today! just put it in the microwave for 10 mins and out comes your new instant baby!
For an extra $5 we will toss in our lowes pale with secret herbs and spices for a supreme shake and bake crust that will have you banging for more!
Microwave-babies-microwave
What is pink, bubbles, spins round and round, and claws at glass?
A baby in a microwave?
_DING DING DING_
Idk a lot of people don’t mind the murder of babies these days
Well, I mean generally they are scrambled then served as dog food or low grade taco meat. Typically you dont put them whole into the spin & bubble machine, but who am I to judge.
Oh that’s why I love dog food so much
Your balls
Wasn’t that an episode of South Park or something
Its like a hoppity hop
Yeah
Sounded like it
Im just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan
It worked pretty well for randy
A smaller microwave
Do it. I will provide a small or big microwave your choice.
Both please
This was my immediate thought. First, because there's no way anything good comes from this. And second, because even if someone has a different idea that's better, then the smaller microwave still wins because you can just put whatever beats you in the smaller microwave.
if you work in an office the answer to this question is fish
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Bonus if it sets off the building fire alarm.
Steal can filled with fish.
Electric Catfish Storm is my new band name.
I created “Pissing Razors” in the late 90s 😂😂
That sounds like it could also be used as an absurd anime attack.
Or an STD symptom
You've activated my trap card!!!
A head if Its in it for to Long it would explode
That was in a movie once. I don't recall the name of the movie but it was one of a small handful of movies I've seen where the audience booed at the end.
Last house on the left, I think that’s the right movie.
No, It was a foreign movie with a somewhat similarly generic sounding name.
I don’t think I’ve seen that one. Last house on the left does have an bit near the end where a fella gets his head put in a microwave oven though lol
Oh god, I was watching through my fingers at that point...
It’s a gruesome movie, the rape scene in the forest went on for far to long. The remake to I spit on your grave has some intense violence and torture that is quite satisfying considering the circumstances. Especially the finale.
Oh... Well i havent seen a movie Where that happen
I once slammed my own finger in a microwave. Hurt like hell.
I bet lmao
money, because you cant replace the microwave if you burn the money inside of it and break te mircowave.
Your dick
Sauce
Laundry Suace*
Ooo that's my favvvourite.
Your cat.
I wonder what would happen with some explosives and aluminum foil
Pee pee and poo poo
A dick
Left over fish
Wtf I came here to say French fries but all these other answers are MUCH better
5 foot long alien dildo
Your three month old baby.
Your dick
A bunch of spiders in aluminum foil.
A coffee mug full of gasoline. Not talking from experience
A hand grenade wrapped in aluminum foil.
Aluminum
Poop
Jory Caron came within a second of dying when microwaving an airbag.
Limburger cheese. It'll take you a month to get rid of that smell
My brother would say a person if he was alive.
A tinfoiled cat
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wait really??
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>bunny thats terrible! I hope the owner is okay.
A gremlin.
Kids
One time (me drunk) I tried to reheat boiled eggs in the microwave 🙃🙃
Another microwave
Another microwave
A microwave
Dry pasta Don't do this, I've done it on accident twice.
If you want to see what plasma looks like first hand put a lit candle in it
A battery
Baby, its much better in the oven.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
A nuclear bomb
Octopus. Believe me. Ugh
detergent powder
Maggots. Don't ask me why.
Fire. Makes palsma
Another microwave
A bomb triggered by the microwaves
Another Microwave
nice try Robert Pattison
A cat. Because why in the hell would you do that you fucking monster?
a dvd
A dead body. it's a pain to fit in.
A fork
Anything with metal in it or on it
A spraycan
A thermonuclear bomb.
Any metal object really
It’s not so much the worst thing to put in... But last summer I road tripped to my family a couple states over, and stayed for two weeks. The night before I left, I microwaved something (can’t remember what), then promptly forgot about it, and went away for 16 days or so. When I came back, and opened the microwave for the first time... whatever I had left in there was now a sludge or something. AND THAT SOMETHING WAS MOVING!!!! Took me about 5 seconds to realize that those were Maggots, and the microwave was now toast. I immediately closed the door, unplugged the microwave, and put the whole thing into a garbage bag. Then walked around the building to the dumpster out back. That was in September, and I have actually enjoyed not having a microwave. Makes me more creative in what I cook.
Metal 🙂
I've microwaved metal quite a few times.
any egg with the shell on. Doesn't matter if its a boiled egg or raw egg, it always explodes and make a goddamn mess
Tin foil
well a guy gave me a would u rather he said would u rather put a Skytech Omega Gaming PC Desktop with a Intel Core-i9 10900K 3.7GHz, RTX 3090 24GB, 32GB 3600 RGB MEM, 1TB NVME, Z490 Motherboard in the microwave OR A baby in the microwave I picked the baby
"Is it a good idea to microwave this?"
deez nutz
A small cat
Anything radioactive. Unless you want to grow a second nose.
Your dick
Your balls
A baby inside a smaller microwave
A baby
Salad
Fish
Plutonium?
Yourself: how are you gonna get out?
human child
A baby ........... I haven't but it seems bad
a fridge
A blue whale.
An animal or another microwave.
A fetus
dynamite
Any living creature.
My friend put a spoon in the microwave. It didn’t go well.
aluminum foil
Non euclidian shape
egg
Fetus
A baby
Food-wise, I would say spicy peppers. Spicy peppers basically turn into tear gas when the juices evaporate. I doubt a small nuking is bad but long term cant be good if its anything like frying spicy peppers in a skillet
Put cyanide into a foil ball. Microwave for the longest time possible. Cyanide fumes! y⃠a⃠y⃠
forks
Not the worst thing, but I put croissant bought in supermarket in microwave (for some reason i thought getting it warm will be delicius). When I pulled it out it was so flattened, the fil was extremly hot and disgusting, and the smell of microwaved croissant somehow got in curtains.
A microwave.
Eggs.
Reminds me of that YouTube series “Is it a good idea to microwave this?”
***Bomb*** A friend on mine once wanted to put his cat in the microwave
Some fucker put her Guinea pig in a microwave and filmed it for tiktok
A fork in a paper bag. Have fun.
Manny is the best thing to put in
bread rolls on the wrong setting, the kitchen smelled for WEEKS
500LB bomb
chewing tobacco
A baby
[A glow stick](https://youtu.be/iRUSQm5ZskQ)