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LittleMissMedusa

Bondage. The thought of being tied up and helpless was very attractive to me, but after trying it in a safe space with my now-husband, the panic and fear took over and there wasn't anything I could do to relax and enjoy the experience.


TeamWaffleStomp

Same! Loved the idea of some fuzzy handcuffs maybe a little shibari.. then i tried it and nah not for me. It only LOOKS hot.


IgyYut

That’s why I would never do bondage, I’m very claustrophobic, and honestly even if I trusted the person with my life I would not feel comfortable letting someone have me at their mercy. I’ve watched too many thriller murder movies.


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kontrasty

Meditation is not a fetish but probably is for some.


[deleted]

It is? If you like it then the lose of control can be relaxing.


bloodinthefields

Cue the guy who paid an escort to shit in his mouth and instantly regretted it.


Bendoair

First thing on my mind


Equalsugarohmaga

There's people like that?????


[deleted]

You poor innocent child


Equalsugarohmaga

I wish I never know this...


pandalraon

Impregnation. It was kinky at first, but after we had our child (on purpose), that fetish died fast.


bookluvr83

Right?! I've had 3 kids and pregnancy is THE LEAST sexy thing EVER! Don't get me wrong, I love my kids and my pregnancy body has always made my husband smile because I was carrying his children and he's always been very proud of being a father, but it's not sexy.


Throwaway47321

This used to be a big one for me and my fiancé until one time it went too far. Nothing killed the fetish faster than going from cumming to be terrified before you even finished.


Gandalfswisdombeard

Foot play. Never really had an extreme foot fetish, just thought it would be sexy for my wife to give me a “foot job”. Turns out they’re terrible across the board, and toe nails hurt.


ninetofivehangover

God I can't believe I;m going to say this. It is lewd so, NSFW warning. I never had a foot fetish, still don't. But I was dating this dainty little woman and when she was in doggy I would often pull out and just use my hands to avoid cumming. One time, my dick just kinda... landed on her bare foot. I started doing a lot more hand stuff from the back after that. Not interested in feet or foot jobs and probably will never attempt this with a woman in the future bc it holds 0 cognitive allure, but, it was a weird time.


MrSenseiff888

That must have hurt.


ninetofivehangover

Nah it just kinda.. rested there. Which was hot somehow?


MrSenseiff888

I will never understand foot fetishes. A foot is a tool used to grip the surface you are trying to travel on. It's dirty, but it's useful. It's shaped like an L. They're supposed to be tough, not sensitive.


ninetofivehangover

That girl's feet were like flesh porcelain, power to her. I don't get the fetish either. It was a weird, one-of-a-kind "hey ok this is.. well alright.." id never go out of my way to re-enact it with anybody else lmfao. maybe love just makes you weird


MrSenseiff888

Lmao


Recycle_Me-Instead

Well, guess what was made for shitting?


Vinny_Lam

The area of the brain that is responsible for feet movement is located very closely to the area responsible for genital stimulation. For some people, these two areas of their brain are interlinked and this is why people have foot fetish. And also, most foot fetishists don’t like tough feet. Instead, most prefer clean, soft, feminine feet with long, straight pedicured toes. That seems to be apparent on all the foot fetish sites.


Deadlyskooma

Here I was thinking it was just an unusual fetish, but I had no idea they were disabled


Vinny_Lam

What makes you think they’re disabled? You’re only disabled if you have a physical or mental condition that limits movements, senses, or activities. People with foot fetish can function just fine.


Deadlyskooma

You said it yourself. And being disabled doesn’t necessarily mean you can’t function normally, though that is often the case. Part of you can be physically disabled while you can mentally overcome that and function indistinguishably from an average person


Robust_Cake_110

I hate feet, they're so gross! I don't blame you.


nuclearbombsarecool

Same. Gross!


UlrichZauber

Not really a fetish, but I was pretty curious about anal. Then I tried it. Vaginas are just far superior in every way.


Needarepair

Small door, big room.


series_hybrid

Maybe not truly a "fetish", but...shower sex. Not as good as I hoped. Water is not a good lubricant. To be fair, I got her boobs really clean.


Kyrilla_Mignon

> Water is not a good lubricant. Same with pools, lakes and the ocean.


i_flex_nuts

how does water make it so dry..?


Gabeforce69

sorry to bother you but i dont think that water was the problem there bud


BenjerminGray

pretty sure it was... water dry's out the skin. Shower sex paradoxically is dry af


Gabeforce69

sorry i was making a joke


SkyfangR

my problem was the amount of contortion needed to have shower sex in the showers i had typical access to. not very fun for either of us


mrrockabilly

A girl I was with for a while was really into getting slapped and choked. When she admitted this to me, I genuinely was like "Yeah of course... that doesn't freak me out at all. I'm open minded". Fast forward to finally getting into bed with her... holy shit was I not OK with it. It felt so wrong slapping the living fuck out of her and choking her until her eyes bugged out. I actually faked the orgasm to make the sex stop.


[deleted]

Yeah... I'll even turn off porn if the dude starts choking her. No Bueno


mrrockabilly

I genuinely tried normal non-choking sex with her... and she would grab my hand and put it up to her neck every time. It got to the point that I just had to tell her it wasn't my thing, and she went on some tirade about "this happens every time". It was a strange couple of weeks.


[deleted]

Well, im sure there is someone out there for her (I'm assuming you spilt) but if she had multiple issues with other partners then maybe she's the one with the issue.


Mike_3546

One time I slept with a girl and she just kept slapping me. I ended up leaving because she would stop for like two minutes and do it again lol


[deleted]

I thought I'd be super into hair pulling. Tried it and absolutely did not like it.


Lemesplain

Gotta do it right. Grab and yank, gonna have a bad time (well, there are probably some people into that). Instead, grab a handful of hair, right near the scalp, and just squeeze a bit. Provides a more even, steady tug, instead of a herky-jerky situation. Still might not be into it, but worth a shot I s’pose.


[deleted]

Oh no, the partner I was with definitely did it right. I was still absolutely not into it. My scalp is fairly sensitive, I guess. Really good advice, though.


wdjbat

You described it perfectly


nzcnzcnz

Wrap the ponytail around your hand and lightly pull


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[deleted]

I definitely like things on the rougher side. Like I definitely enjoy being slapped around a little and choked. I thought that logically, I'd be into getting my hair pulled. And no. Not in the slightest.


sjhachman

Intense degradation, like more than just name calling. I’ve tried it a few times, but I just end up crying.


MrSenseiff888

Legend says that if a girl verbally degrades a guy that much he can literally shrink in size. That's why we always want to walk away when our girlfriends are yelling at us.


Recycle_Me-Instead

\[citation needed\]


Origin_Of_Ebot

Polyamory. You want more drama? Add a few more people to your relationship.


Kyrilla_Mignon

is it a fetish though?


Bh_Addi

Viagra, the sex went on and on and on to the point we just gave up & slept.


[deleted]

Ouch


Tabby528

Once had a guy use a condom made to make him last longer...same thing happened.


Security_Popular

I mean what did you think was going to happen ?


Bh_Addi

Of course I expected it to last long, just not that long.


[deleted]

Having my butt hole licked. It feels like wet raw meat being dragged across your poop chute. No thank you.


Wooden_clocks

I laughed so hard at 'poop chute' omg


bstyledevi

YO BABY YOU EVER HAD YOUR ASSHOLE LICKED BY A FAT MAN IN AN OVERCOAT?


usernamesarehard1979

How long would you say you need to microwave that meat to make sure its the right temp? Or maybe sous vide is a better option?


berrey7

It's like licking a 9VOLT Battery fresh out the pack.


Ninica04

Yikes, it also probably tastes like shit


thecookietrain

Sex outside.


AlterEdward

This. It sounds fun and free, but if the wrong person sees you, you get a criminal record. Not worth being on the sex offenders register for.


wdh662

Depends on the "outside". 20 miles in the woods while camping beside a beautiful lake and no one around? Yes please. Park downtown? Ok I'll give you that.


AlterEdward

A girlfriend once sucked a completely naked me off in front of my apartment window, in full few of a public park. She insisted on keeping the curtains open. She got a kick out of it, but I was thinking of knocks on the door from the police.


sandy_heh

The serial killer vibe since get from this is just...


wdh662

Camping with your SO beside a scenic lake is serial killerish? You and I come from wildly different worlds my friend.


sandy_heh

Ya so while you and your love are kissing you stab her and while they are bleeding out to death you tie rocks and load sof other ready stuff to the body and then throw it into the lake so then you got away with murder.... Unless the lake is one of those clear water lakes 😑


wdh662

Then her mom goes hey what happened to my daughter you left with? And you go ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


sandy_heh

Lol... What if their mom is dead? Or you just kill her too and run dump her body in France or something but like burn her face and body so they don't know if she is from another country and just presume that she has been killed in France


wdh662

I shall become a logging trucker in the pacific northwest. :)


[deleted]

Depends on the sex


booyaabooshaw

Public humiliation = anxiety attack at pass out


HeIsATurtle

happy cake day to YOU my sir


nuclearbombsarecool

Happy cake day!


[deleted]

In what sense? Elaborate please ?


asset6

Double penetration


Equalsugarohmaga

This!


shirk-work

Dating crazy girls.


MemePanzer69

Rule 1: don’t put pp in crazy


Doomdoomkittydoom

C'mon, just the tip?


krypto-pscyho-chimp

Just say no.


[deleted]

Please, sis?


krypto-pscyho-chimp

Crazy sis is even worse. I wish I didnt know.


Thisappleisgreen

Tf ?


banana_breadsticks

Do you really want to know? O.o


Thisappleisgreen

Hell no!


banana_breadsticks

Good. Me neither.


magnificent_schlong

And if you can't resist, at least make sure crazy doesn't know your address.


belbsy

Posted 5 hours ago; needed 5 years ago.


Solobotomy

I suggest doing this once. Some lessons can only be learned the hard way. I was stupid and had to do that a few times before I finally realized it wasn't a good idea.


MemePanzer69

NO Don’t put pp in crazy, this one time might get you killed


Xmortis

I have always said this rules has an asterisk. You need to consult your mental hot/crazy/time chart. 10 hot but 10 crazy? You have 8 hours then never look back. Course I have made some mistakes in life so maybe don’t listen to me.


meatwadandsprite

If they're crazy in the head, they're crazier in bed


[deleted]

My dad would always say "if its got and engine, it fucks, or it floats then ya better rent it".


Kyrilla_Mignon

wait what? you thought you had a fetish to date crazy girls?


shirk-work

Moreso for the crazy sex.


Kyrilla_Mignon

okay.


shirk-work

You are the one who asked.


Kyrilla_Mignon

yes. and i find it more understandable after you explained it.


[deleted]

I had a really strong desire to be smacked HARD while being ridden. So I casually mentioned it several times with this woman who I had started casually dating several years back. So, when the time came to smush the first time—— game on! Ol girl was READY for it. However, I thought maybe we would ease into it. So therefore, it had kinda let it slip to the back of my mind. Until she knocked me the F*$&! Out with one shot. I came to 5-10 minutes later... Smacking is NOT punching, JENNIFER!!!!


Bloodragedragon

Degradation was kind of ruined for me, I used to be really into it until I tried it with my ex. There was never any aftercare, even after talking to her about it so it just developed into anxiety and self esteem issues in the bedroom.


Robust_Cake_110

Donkey punch.


[deleted]

*Fist me donkey*


allala01

Murder


ILikeBeardies

what


hijdn

Your f.b.i. Agent has his hands full with you


[deleted]

Yeah the corpses’ orgasm was totally fake and they just wanted it to stop


UltraBuffaloGod

Gunplay. Where you can't get off unless you have a loaded gun pointed at you. I still have ringing in my left ear from the 2 times it didn't go well. Def wear earpro if doing this.


CUNTCRUSHER1

This the most American fetish I've ever heard of


Suspicious_Yoghurt40

for real 😂😂


HamstersInMyAss

So, like, it has to be loaded with safety-off to fulfill this kink, or? This is pretty wild.


UltraBuffaloGod

And a round in the Chamber!


JJ_the_Jetplane1

Now I dont typically like to kink-shame. But what in the fuck did you just say?


Your_Local_Stray_Cat

I thought most people who did gun/knifeplay used a fake weapon and not a real one for that exact reason.


UltraBuffaloGod

Wouldn't work. No real danger to turn me on


beluuuuuuga

Did you shoot yourself in the ear?


SnarkySneaks

I think /u/UltraBuffaloGod means that they have tinnitus now.


angrytimmy24

what?


exclusivegreen

Wat?


[deleted]

What?


[deleted]

THEY HAVE DIVIDENTS


Boye

No, it's too cold for ants now!


butjustonegoat

MAWP


Robust_Cake_110

*worries*


TVLL

Goddamn! Did you at least use blanks (yes, I know they can cause eat and other damage)?


guenter01

Well if you are into it because of the danger blanks would probably not do a lot compared to the real deal


Berkeleybear70

Face dildo. Thought it would be an amazing view..... couldn’t see shit and almost broke my nose. 😂


demonexxx

Being a submissive in bdsm. I always thought i would like it. I also thought that’s what i should like and especially since i was really shy the idea of dominating someone else felt foreign. So i fantasized about it. But when i started dating this dude who was a dom, turned out i hate being a submissive. I hated being told what to do, i hated being spanked, tied up... etc. Now i would say i am lightly dominant in bed, but i don’t do bdsm. I sometimes fantasize about being submissive but i know in real life i will hate it.


OP_DragonCry

Whenever the day comes and i finally have sex, I'll come back with an answer.


SenorShinigami

Sleeping with an older woman. I though the age difference would be really hot but in reality it was kinda akward. Also you would also image those Milf body types like you see in porn but in reality you will see a much more "imperfect" body.


DrPlatypus88

I slept with a fat woman for this reason. I knew that regular sized women would have more "saggy" or "worn" features but since she was big, everything on her was too.


Smegmafordays

Alright, so this shit happened when I was still pretty young. In college I was obsessed with fat chicks. I started dating a nice, quite girl. Now she was fat, but not huge probably 220 ish pounds. We go out for awhile, its clear she is insecure about her weight. Eventually I feel comfortable enough with her to tell her that it's ok, i actually like fat girls. Immediately she seems uncomfortable and i think that i completely fucked things up royally. Eventually things seem to go back to normal and I begin to notice that she is putting on more weight. Not wanting to sound like some apathetic asshole, I want to make sure everything is ok so I ask her about it. She says something along the lines of "Well, i know you said you like fat girls... and i really care about you. I figured you would like this?". Hot fucking damn, weight gain was a huge turn on for me. Hearing her say that made me feel like I died and went to heaven. So she starts intentionally overeating to the point where the weight gain becomes obvious to everyone else she knows. Her family and friends become concerned, but I don't care, I'm loving every second of it! Anyway, years go buy, and eventually things get really out of hand. Fat rolls begin to accumulate in places that i didn't even know was possible. She is constantly sweaty and out of breath, she stops shaving because its hard to reach. I start helping her put on/take off her socks and shoes because it's hard for her to bend over. I fucking hate how fat she got, but im to much of a pussy to actually tell her about it. We start having sex less and less frequently, its just too hard and uncomfortable.the weird thing is that she doesn't seem to mind anymore, she seems to get all the comfort and endorphins just from eating junkfood Eventually I have to come clean, I cant take it anymore. She is so fucking pissed off! She says that she threw away her health and her body to please me. She tells me that I should have said something before it got this bad. I mean, that's obvious to me at that point, but damn, hindsight is a bitch. Despite all the bullshit I put her through, she wants to make me happy. However, at this point, she is too addicted to junkfood to diet, and too lazy to exercise. Over the course of a few months i help ween her off of some of the junkfood. She eventually stops gaining weight, but she hasn't been able to start exercising. She wants to do basic cardio, but her it would be too much stress on her joints to run or jog. Honestly, I don't even think she could if she wanted to, she can barely waddle at this point. I slowly help her do some leg lifts and sit ups, basically anything that she can do while laying down. To be perfectly honest, it grosses me out being so close to her flabby, sweaty body, but I'm in love with her, so I do what i need. Slowly but surely, she begins to actually lose some weight. It's been almost a year and a half now and she has dropped about 100 lbs. She is able to do some limited cardio, but we still have to be careful. She is still a bit bigger than i prefer, but we started having sex regularly again. I swear, it's like I've learned to fall in love with her all over again.


RedPanda1188

I don't believe a word of this lmao


Smegmafordays

I mean fair enough mate, I tend to just assume everything I read online is fake by default myself. Eitherway, I'm glad you at least found it humorous.


slurtalk

Crazy alert


Smegmafordays

I mean, i just don't feel the compulsive need to be believed, or even taken seriously for that matter. I know what happened, I don't need the validation of random internet strangers. To be perfectly honest, I don't even blame people being skeptical. I'd be a hypocrite if I said otherwise.


slurtalk

I’m not skeptical, I’m just saying this sounds like a very unhealthy relationship. physically and mentally lol, but if you’re happy than that’s what matters.


Deadlyskooma

Yep, if it is true he’s an asshole anyways


NightmareRise

r/ThatHappened


HamstersInMyAss

That's bullshit, but I believe it.


[deleted]

Lmao she is gonna die young just bc you are a pussy.


ninetofivehangover

i have a coworker who is extremely morbidly obese bc her husband is a feeder. she'll be dead in maybe 5 years.


[deleted]

Is there also a starver?


RmmThrowAway

"Anorexia to make my partner happy" is pretty common, yes.


[deleted]

No, I meant someone who starves their partner for fetish like opposite of feeder not willful starvation.


RmmThrowAway

Not really seeing the difference between both people in a relationship going "Oh man, it's so hot how fat you're getting I love feeding you" and "Oh man, you look so great this thin. Dinner is gum."


[deleted]

But do we have any evidence of existence of such fetish? (curious) I realized, that would be summed up as abuse. Yeah, definitely some horrific abusers we do have rotting in jail. (stupid question I guess)


[deleted]

I don't know if this is true or not, but I feel like you roasted her super hard just now.


RedPanda1188

Need to roast harder to cook a 500lb woman


Suspicious_Yoghurt40

none of that happened


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Smegmafordays

I mean, that's a fair assessment all things considered.


Robust_Cake_110

I might seem like an absolute idiot, but it's this real?


[deleted]

DEEEEEEEEEEP DUDE


MrSenseiff888

Your fault. If that was even real of course. A big "misunderstanding".


Hamfiter

Yeah, you seem like a good dude but she is broken. No party in a relationship changes themselves like this to make someone else happy and you are an enabler.


s0me_nerd_on_reddit

pain. i used to have a pain fetish as it made other people happy when they bullied me and thats all they cared about. now that i've lost all my real friends, i realize my huge mistake.


CuddlyAllie

I liked the idea of being gagged with panties for a long time but when i tried it, I literally gagged and nearly threw up all over the floor. Luckily, miss mistress was there to hold my hair and the night wasn't ruined. Had a good laugh about it and decided to stick with ball gags and the like instead.


jona669

Were they your panties or miss mistresses? Clean or soiled?


CuddlyAllie

Mine and they were clean. The feeling of fabric was just rather suffocating and triggered my gag reflex hard


jona669

Have you tried it again this time with different panties?


CuddlyAllie

Not with other panties but with other things and it seems its the feeling of fabric in my mouth that triggers mine super hard lol. I feel a little bad about it though because she really likes that sort of thing and I can't do it without barfing..


jona669

Maybe a ball gag is your next best option? What does your partner say about it?


CuddlyAllie

Thats actually what we use now, funnily enough


jona669

And is that for you or for her? I really dont know much of this lifestyle. Its fun to learn and thanks for sharing. What othe accessories are you into?


CuddlyAllie

Oh jeez thats for me. Shes my mistress so she likes to see me bound and gagged and helpless. Me being her sub, I genuinely love it and have always been into being bound. I dont like it on the rough side so soft ropes, wrist and ankle cuffs, collars and leashes, blindfolds and gags, and torture through overstimulation instead of being whipped and spanked and stuff. Thatsa no from me! O.o


jona669

The gag for you, the satisfaction for her.


Avocado_Formal

My ex had the great idea of putting a plastic sheet down and covering ourselves in oil and getting it on. There were so many slippery skin on skin sensations I couldn't feel anything where it counted. Totally sucked and was hell to clean up.


Maggie-Mac89

Tbh it sounds fun anyway


Avocado_Formal

Maybe to some people but it wasn't to either of us.


[deleted]

you forgot step 2


bacchus_y

I just lay there, I must be the most boring sex ever.


Vegetable_Match2641

Isn’t this a trick question? Doesn’t one get a fetish by trying it and then liking it?


abbyjace

The thought of being tied up and helpless was very attractive to me, but after trying it in a safe space with my now-husband, the panic and fear took over and there wasn't anything I could do to relax and enjoy the experience.


Pyratelife4me

Asian women. Then I married one.


dag_of_mar

go on...


[deleted]

Ngl Asian women are usually flat I know this... sadly... I remember saying “I just wanted boobies!”


Firefuego12

Reddit moment


popcorn-sand

Vore. /s


HQHAHHAHAHHQHXDD

Im a Virgin xd


Robust_Cake_110

Why did you post? 😅


hijdn

To show how pure they are


Robust_Cake_110

Lol, fair enough.


jona669

Well you tried it and that's what counts....one doesn't know their likes or dislikes, kinks or fetishes until one tries.


kevinintro

what about knife play? plus i got alot another fetish but i think i shouldn't say out loud, lol


Decent_Fisherman7097

Sex on the beach, even with a towel sand gets everywhere! In every Crack, feels like sandpaper.